Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

So, I've got all of Lucas' stuff from today saved but I also, today, got my claws on the Queefy Bae (he does say Tiffy Bae, but he's a mumblemouth so...) voicemails in all their "I'm Lucas Werner, and I'm leaving you the sexiest voicemails I can think of, little ovulator!" glory, so that's what I'll be doing tonight. Just waiting on it to export.

No Goldaor in them, just Lucas' cringey sexy VMs.

I can throw the rest of his roach motel trash ramblings together tomorrow sometime.
 
Yeah I personally have only ever been on meds for depression and anxiety (Zoloft, Cymbalta, Lorazapam, and Xanax) so I can’t speak to personal experience but I know several people with BPD who have been on anti-psychotics like Seroquel, and I’ve never heard of that from any of them. Of course it’s possible, idk all the side effects of every drug out there, but I would be surprised if that was something that’s at all common.

you mean Bipolar right? bipolar is psychological and treated with drugs.

BPD is a emotional (not psychological) disorder that (to be ageist and sexist) is most common in young women. it usually mellows out over time. i wouldn't be surprised if Myrna had both.
 
Transactionalism = Fuck me or go away. Wait a week and he'll be giving all his shit to Isik again in exchange for nothing.

Now Lucas feels the need to defend his transactional view of relationships. He knows the word transactionalism now because the Geek Room people said it to him.



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Complaining about the friend zone. Now you're starting to sound like every other nice guy out there, you sheeple ass clone.

 
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Lucas is the modern internet equivalent of the scitzophrenic hobo on your street corner, blabbing about government conspiracies. He does nothing but boast abouts his own delusions, even the losers who spent money on him only further boosted his made to fail ego. Seeing him go spastic and Seeing how he actually interacts with actual people, just makes me hope he arrested before he does some absolutely crazy shit.
 
So, if you missed (either the ability to rewatch or just missed because you're new here): The Voicemails Lucas sent to a catfish who went by Tiffany.

So, sit down, lil ovulator, and listen to Lucas mumblemouth a lot about telomeres, sperm, and how he's gonna talk shit to a hypothetical group of tattooed flatbills who are allegedly talking shit to you, the listener, who gets to take on the role of Tiffany as Tiffany never spoke to him, just let him keave increasingly creepy message.
He'll even sexily threaten to dox you if you don't hook him up and let him move in with you.

For all Lucas likes to say we don't know how he treats women we do, and the way he does it when he thinks it's private is much more frightening (and also very cringe) than the screaming in public.

 
you mean Bipolar right? bipolar is psychological and treated with drugs.

BPD is a emotional (not psychological) disorder that (to be ageist and sexist) is most common in young women. it usually mellows out over time. i wouldn't be surprised if Myrna had both.
Lucas did let out his mom has a history of mental illness so his mental illness is passed down via Myrna. She likely keeps well medicated so her mental illness is not so obvious.

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I'm currently on antipsychotics, and have family members, friends, acquaintances on them also.

Not only is incontinence uncommon, I've never heard of it.

Tics are pretty common (have had them myself, lockjaw) , sexual problems are common, being in a "fog" was reported to me by a friend who was on major anti psychotics ( injections of haldol monthly)
I have a few friends who are on heavily sedating antipsychotics that they take at night, and yeah, sometimes you don’t wake up when you have to pee. It happens if you’re on a high dose of Seroquel or something. No big deal. Keep some baking soda around and get a mattress protector. But not when you’re awake lmao that’s 100% a personal problem.
 
That shitty diss video hustle he did apparently made him think he's a big boy working man who understands the plight of the wage slaves.


He reminds me of Brian here.


Now Lucas feels the need to defend his transactional view of relationships. He knows the word transactionalism now because the Geek Room people said it to him.



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Complaining about the friend zone. Now you're starting to sound like every other nice guy out there, you sheeple ass clone.


Did he somehow get dumber over the last couple days chilling at the Motel 6?

The one about capitalists is inane even for Lucas’s standards.

In the videos about transactional relationships he describes them totally opposite as he intended. If your friends have something that you don’t and you expect them to share it just because you’re friends that is the exact opposite of giving something to get something in return. The first would be a symbolic exchange or gift in friendship as opposed to an economic exchange of giving something and expecting something of equivalence in return.

At least he has glommed onto a new term to spout off on to try and sound smart. Expect to hear the word Transactional for awhile.
 
At least he has glommed onto a new term to spout off on to try and sound smart. Expect to hear the word Transactional for awhile.

I'm too lazy to go through the thread and find the exact instances to supplement this claim, but I bet he picked it up from lurking on here. That word has been used on here numerous times explaining the way he views relationships, and it's not the first time he's said something that's a glaring reference to what's been said on here.
 
So, if you missed (either the ability to rewatch or just missed because you're new here): The Voicemails Lucas sent to a catfish who went by Tiffany.

So, sit down, lil ovulator, and listen to Lucas mumblemouth a lot about telomeres, sperm, and how he's gonna talk shit to a hypothetical group of tattooed flatbills who are allegedly talking shit to you, the listener, who gets to take on the role of Tiffany as Tiffany never spoke to him, just let him keave increasingly creepy message.
He'll even sexily threaten to dox you if you don't hook him up and let him move in with you.

For all Lucas likes to say we don't know how he treats women we do, and the way he does it when he thinks it's private is much more frightening (and also very cringe) than the screaming in public.


This is pure gold. I’ve listened to this three times in a row and it just keeps getting funnier. It’s Wern in his most distilled form.

This video should be added to the opening informational post. There is just so much to unpack in it. It just keeps on giving with repeated listens.

When he punctuates his sexy talk about his super sperm with you can reach me at Northwest Behavioral Health... :story:
 
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