Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AbraCadaver]

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I shouldn’t be surprised, but I notice Luke doing what everyone that has never been around really (scary) smart people or extremely attractive people does. I.e. he assumes himself, his friends, those around him are the ‘hottest and brightest’ on the planet. One way you can tell people have never been around really smart people is they think people at a CC in Spokane are amongst the brightest people on the planet. One way you can tell people have never been to say Manhattan, or LA or Paris or any other bastion of ridiculously good looking people is they think people at a CC in Spokane are amongst the hottest people on the planet

Lucas says they’re the hottest women on the planet because they’re gen z and by his definitions, gen z are de facto the hottest?

 

[dirtydeanna96]

: I don't know why the internet as a whole think women are suddenly out of options when they hit 30/40 or whatever. The youth obsession is real.

It's not the internet and its not recent -
In a 1967 sci-fi novel, everyone had to report for mandatory euthanasia on their twenty first birthday. The authors were commenting on the youth centered culture of the era
The world of Logan's Run has millions of 19 and 20 year old "ancient people"

In Children of the Corn, everyone is brutally murdered on their nineteenth birthday, and don't have the cloning tech of Logan's Run

The corn kids have to reproduce naturally, during their few years between puberty and death, try to keep the society alive. (Sounds like Wern's idea of heaven)

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

No, it's how I date as a 40 year old SSI socially retarded autist, whose only options are dating apps or meetups. If a woman isn't enamored with me physically, they're not giving me a chance to start with. In these settings, trying the talking and getting to know a woman routine, that gets you thrown in the rest of huge pile that women on dating apps have. Apologies for powerleveling.

Lucas' main problem is that he insists on dating on Nightmare difficulty mode, slipping into cute 18 year olds IG DMs. Even a fit, normal looking, not rich 40 year old will have near zero success rate with these standards. He can't even get to the steps where it matters that he's fat, repulsive, stinky hobo, insane, pedophile, etc... which I debate may be intentional to avoid actual rejection on Lucas' part.

I maintain that if Lucas aggressively asked women around his age in like Suzanne's range of age and appearance, he'd find dates within a week. He's not that bad looking. Of course, they'd all go terribly and every woman would hate him within minutes once they see the real Lucas Colby Werner, so it's all moot.

NGL I can't tell if that's TMI, Informative, Agree or Disagree...

I certainly agree that if Lucas focused his efforts on women in the 40+ range, especially those less attractive then he would have much better success.
I do disagree about his looks, even if he cleaned up he is still objectively misshapen and full of abnormal features. Even if he lost weight and weren't balding, he'd still be weird-looking.

Honestly can't comment on dating apps because you've got well over a decade on me and I prefer meeting women IRL than stupid swipeshit apps; but I still stand by my points that NOTHING Lucas Colby Werner does is the "right way" to go about finding a mate.

EDIT: Apologies if I came of like a dick in the last message. I just know and see a lot of guys who read PUA shit like "be assertive!" and take it the wrong fucking and end up making an ass of themselves; and I probably jumped the gun.

Older woman don't want his stupid, ugly, pedo ass either.

Maybe some deathfat, but normal women are long out of his range.

Edit: I don't know why the internet as a whole think women are suddenly out of options when they hit 30/40 or whatever. The youth obsession is real.

Because generally most of the hotter/not crazy ones get a ring on their finger between their 20's and early 30's. Even the, the cougars & MILFs that still haven't cracked post-35 don't need swipeshit apps to find a man.
Generally the ones left single into their late 30's, 40's and even into their 50's are NOT the hottest of the bunch, and certainly NOT the most mentally stable. (This is of course, generalization and all inviduals are different).

If she's on swipeshit at 45 and she's not a looker (probably with a shit personality too), she just might be desperate enough to match with an ogre like Lucas Werner (of course, even this is still assuming that at best 1/20 desperate uggos reeling in the years would swipe right on Wern).

Spoiler: Off-Topic

IMO "The Wall" applies to men too (contrary to the rambling of our favorite hobofreak). Rarely do most men come into the wrong side of 40 as a silver fox, rather dad bod's & bald-spots are the norm - and chances are a man at 42 will NOT have the same amount of options and bring as much to the table as that same man did at 28.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Most likely Lucas will just pussy out and stare from a distance.

....excuse you, staring from behind your hiding spot next to a trash can is called "willpower", bigot.

Lucas could have all these baes if he wanted to; they all smile at him enticingly.

He's too mature to ask a girl out; according to him he's never done it, not once.

This makes you wonder, of course, how a man who hasn't EVER interacted with a woman after making clear his aims in pursuit of romance could have been "cockblocked 30 times", but it's all part of the enigma that is The Wern: Dateless Wonder, but full of advice on how everyone else should romance. Filthy and MRSA-infected, but calling others "diseased". Rejected by everyone including his own family, but still "the best guy in Spokane".

 

[IceQueen]

Alright, I've been sure he's not on his meds, but those eyes are somethin' else. Why does he look like that? If it's not medication, what in the blue fuck makes someone's eyes into black pits like that? Not about to power level but I know a little about mental health conditions and I can't think of a one that would do... That.

Or: am I full of shit? Do we think he's been on his meds the whole time?



I like to think I've been following this guy for a fair while, way before I joined KF. That being said:

fucking excuse me? he did WHAT?

Yeah I have been following his antics for years and I didn’t learn about the finger thing until like a month ago when someone posted the screenshots here!

 

[dirtydeanna96]

....excuse you, staring from behind your hiding spot next to a trash can is called "willpower", bigot.

What if it is willpower, Q-Bert? What if Lucas has grown tired of looking as the @!#?@! jerks get all of the pretty girls?

Wern 2.0 might not use that willpower.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

No, it's how I date as a 40 year old SSI socially retarded autist, whose only options are dating apps or meetups. If a woman isn't enamored with me physically, they're not giving me a chance to start with. In these settings, trying the talking and getting to know a woman routine, that gets you thrown in the rest of huge pile that women on dating apps have. Apologies for powerleveling.

Lucas' main problem is that he insists on dating on Nightmare difficulty mode, slipping into cute 18 year olds IG DMs. Even a fit, normal looking, not rich 40 year old will have near zero success rate with these standards. He can't even get to the steps where it matters that he's fat, repulsive, stinky hobo, insane, pedophile, etc... which I debate may be intentional to avoid actual rejection on Lucas' part.

I maintain that if Lucas aggressively asked women around his age in like Suzanne's range of age and appearance, he'd find dates within a week. He's not that bad looking. Of course, they'd all go terribly and every woman would hate him within minutes once they see the real Lucas Colby Werner, so it's all moot.

It took me a long time to decide whether to rate this as powerlevel, dumb, autistic, or disagree.

Impressive.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Comment to his stained mask: "idk if i want that answer".

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”the small incel dick of the wern”
Own up, which one of you was this?

I can’t be the only one that reads this as something of a threat, right? Something campus security should be made aware of?

Same. It seems very rapey to me.

 

[WonderWino]

He may actually go for it, if it's a toe on his dead foot. [don't do this]

Twist ending: the zoomer bae in question has a pirate fetish and can only love a gen x male if he has a peg leg

Lucas would then forever be known as blueballs the sexually frustrated pirate

Dude, I literally go to college among the hottest and brightest women on the planet

If they're among the brightest on the planet why are they at spokane community college?

I can’t be the only one that reads this as something of a threat, right? Something campus security should be made aware of?

He should be careful about saying things like that in regards to any college. Theres a pretty low bar for what they consider a threat these days for obvious reasons. That kind of thing can easily get him a talking to regardless of what his real meaning and intent are there and we all know how that would go when lucas was confronted

What does the Freak plan to do. Stalk the girls until he sees one walking alone and away from other people, come up behind her , cover her mouth so she won't scream and drag her to a secluded area.

Every time lucas says something like that all I can think of is this:

Also, I predict the end of lucas's 'beta test' to end about as well as the beta test for fallout 76

Lucas says they’re the hottest women on the planet because they’re gen z and by his definitions, gen z are de facto the hottest?

On that note in yesterdays videos he specifically said he's not interested in millennials anymore. Gee, I wonder why

 

[dirtydeanna96]

On that note in yesterdays videos he specifically said he's not interested in millennials anymore. Gee, I wonder why

The first of generation alphas turn 11 this year, is that old enough for the wern?

 

[Wernology]

I am thinking Wern 2.0 won't be anything. The same cow we have known will be doing the same shit. If he does approach a bae in his filthy clothes he will not be pleased with the results. He will just complain about agephobia some more.

Yes, but we may get another screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO GET COCKBLOCKED! STOP COCKBLOCKING ME BIGOTS!" meltdown in a park out of it.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Wern 2.0.

God damn.

I love that he ended that with "Wern is the man." What a silly affirmation. In the archaic and modern sense: blessed/retarded, and ridiculous.

I can't tell if he's trying to pump himself up, project machismo, or if he's just clumsily showing how his doomed poon quest is all about proving his masculinity.

Lucas is not a man. In any iteration. He's a sexless thing.

Anyway, I'll file this one in the same drawer with the "run your guts" and "Wern is not a bitch!" memes.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If The Wern actually approaches a woman, then good. Record it too, then at least you'll prove you're a not a big fat pussy.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

I will take back everything I said about da yootoobz...

I lol-ed.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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I lol-ed.

Even a blind dog can catch a rabbit occasionally and even Lucas Werner can stumble upon the truth.

 

[LeeLoo]

Ok, who ever came up with the profile Clinkernigga is my new personal hero

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

He's not willing to listen to anyone give him clear cut answers on how to clean up his life but now he's calling on the wisdom of a teenage autist to fix everything

Edit: Spelling

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Wern 2.0.

Evil Gets an Upgrade.

 

[Fatal Walter]

So his 8 year dry spell was just the planning phase required to ask a girl out? Sure. At least he called it a beta test which is perfect because he's going to act like as much of a beta as always on Monday and probably not do anything.

 

[OnMeDick]

Even a blind dog can catch a rabbit occasionally and even Lucas Werner can stumble upon the truth.

I suspect it was less the content and more the very truthful titles juxtaposed with his fat gourd-like head