Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again Lucas is just a money recycler. The money he pays to Clinkerdagger actually goes to working people, their suppliers, etc.. Lucas would be a really abhorrent person if he hoarded all his money and kept asking for more free stuff. As it is he is basically just a cog in a convoluted redistribution mechanism whereby tax dollars flow to Clinkerdagger employees, door dash employees, motel 6 employees, etc...

ETA: Also, Lucas, “backpay” implies you have a job. You. Don’t. Have. A. Job.

That wasn’t due to Covid.

I could almost understand the argument for people who lost their jobs due to the govts mostly inept handling of the pandemic. But Luke never had a job and his tardbux continued to fkow uninterrupted. So he can just shut all the fuck up.

Personally, I hate this look more than the smug galaxy brain Wern look.
Smug I can eyeroll at.
This one?
This one makes me wish I could figure out a way to punch someone in the face via TCP/IP.

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It looks like the cow got himself a shelter bed. This looks like some sort of shelter right here. He will be back at the Motel 6 once he gets that stimulus check again.

 

[mothman96]

It looks like the cow got himself a shelter bed. This looks like some sort of shelter right here. He will be back at the Motel 6 once he gets that stimulus check again.

Yea, sure looks like he's in a shelter. Wonder if he's back at the Cannon St. Shelter.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Personally, I hate this look more than the smug galaxy brain Wern look.
Smug I can eyeroll at.
This one?
This one makes me wish I could figure out a way to punch someone in the face via TCP/IP.

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Lucas Werner's face expressions elicit a natural "fight" response by most adult males.
Our brains naturally see faces like Lucas makes and want to punch them.

The fat cow is too dumb and autistic to work and thinks the government needs to give him more money. If he got handed $12,000 he would just live at the Motel 6 for like 5 months and smoke tons of weed and gorge himself on expensive food. It pisses me off that he will get another stimulus check while he has done nothing but take from the tax payers and society as a whole.

I'm confident that Lucas is well aware of this and it's exactly why he would want $12K in gibsmedats

 

[Coach McGuirk]

It's Better Being Black If You Want Poon

#GenerationZ #Greed

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I looked back through the last few pages and didn't see it, but this video of him saying that you have to either be black, obscene or a good church goer to get a girlfriend is one of my new favorite rants of his.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Personally, I hate this look more than the smug galaxy brain Wern look.
Smug I can eyeroll at.
This one?
This one makes me wish I could figure out a way to punch someone in the face via TCP/IP.

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Well, it's official the ADA is now recommending Lucas as an anesthetic, because he is so full of laughing gas.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Lucas claims that he regularly sees guys with snap back style flat bill hats "swooping" multiple women at a time. It's mostly unclear I think if he just saw it a few times and came to the conclusion it's a normal regular occurence or if he literally imagines it to be happening, much like the "voices on the wind". He used to use "flatbills" as a blanket term for younger men he didn't like but he hasn't said it very much recently.

He and I discussed this at length when I interviewed him. He literally believes that any guy he sees interacting socially with multiple women will end up fucking all of them. So, when he sees two women and a dude studying at the college, they’re going to have a ménage a trois. If a guy is out with his girlfriend and 5 of her friends, they’re going to have a six-some later.

Conversely, he also believes that if a woman is out with multiple dudes, she’s going to get gangbanged by them.

He’s incapable of understanding that people of opposite genders can associate with each other and enjoy each other’s company without it leading to intercourse. He gets extremely angry when you challenge that belief.

He actually stated that I was greedy for having supper with my wife and her friends.

He sincerely believes that gangbangs and threesomes are regularly practiced by gen z. He talks about fisting a woman, as though that’s something your average, run of the mill 18 year old girl would be interested in.

He’s not trying to be edgy when he rails about how COVID is being spread by young people’s promiscuity.... he believes it. In his mind, the average college girl regularly has trains run on her and the average college guy is literally fucking six women a day.

Where normal people understand how men and women interact he substitutes that for the plot lines from pornhub.

That’s why he’s so mad all the time. In Lucas’s mind, the world is just a giant orgy that he isn’t invited to.

 

[OnMeDick]

I'm confident that Lucas is well aware of this and it's exactly why he would want $12K in gibsmedats

Come on, it’s clearly for the Wern Pad, the fabled apartment he needs and is super working hard towards obtaining.

Actual picture of the Wern Pad:

 

[mothman96]

He could have used $800 of his left over financial aid money to increased his savings to $2000 for an apt, but no instead he blew through most if not all of the $1400 financial aid. He still has the 600 stimulus and his monthy check but continues use his "need" for an apt to want to be paid 50 to answer questions.

 

[Wernology]

He could have used $800 of his left over financial aid money to increased his savings to $2000 for an apt, but no instead he blew through most if not all of the $1400 financial aid. He still has the 600 stimulus and his monthy check but continues use his "need" for an apt to want to be paid 50 to answer questions.

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Too bad Wern is on a government housing no rent list, would never get a landlord to look at a homeless guy with a payee and a history of evictions, and put himself on a no fuck list by trying to make himself into an e-celebrity because he's under the delusion that he has a good personality.

 

[Da Dude123]

He could have used $800 of his left over financial aid money to increased his savings to $2000 for an apt, but no instead he blew through most if not all of the $1400 financial aid. He still has the 600 stimulus and his monthy check but continues use his "need" for an apt to want to be paid 50 to answer questions.

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His $50 videos and insults is work according to Lucas. He works very hard at this he says. This is his ticket out of poverty according to him.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

He’s incapable of understanding that people of opposite genders can associate with each other and enjoy each other’s company without it leading to intercourse. He gets extremely angry when you challenge that belief.

That truly was one of the most entertaining moments of Wern watching for me. We already knew he really believed that's how things work but to hear him say it so assuredly and then stance up like he's ready to convince YOU that's how it works, I almost wished you would have told him he was right just to hear him lose his shit.

 

[OnMeDick]

He and I discussed this at length when I interviewed him. He literally believes that any guy he sees interacting socially with multiple women will end up fucking all of them. So, when he sees two women and a dude studying at the college, they’re going to have a ménage a trois. If a guy is out with his girlfriend and 5 of her friends, they’re going to have a six-some later.

Conversely, he also believes that if a woman is out with multiple dudes, she’s going to get gangbanged by them.

He’s incapable of understanding that people of opposite genders can associate with each other and enjoy each other’s company without it leading to intercourse. He gets extremely angry when you challenge that belief.

He actually stated that I was greedy for having supper with my wife and her friends.

He sincerely believes that gangbangs and threesomes are regularly practiced by gen z. He talks about fisting a woman, as though that’s something your average, run of the mill 18 year old girl would be interested in.

He’s not trying to be edgy when he rails about how COVID is being spread by young people’s promiscuity.... he believes it. In his mind, the average college girl regularly has trains run on her and the average college guy is literally fucking six women a day.

Where normal people understand how men and women interact he substitutes that for the plot lines from pornhub.

That’s why he’s so mad all the time. In Lucas’s mind, the world is just a giant orgy that he isn’t invited to.

It dovetails nicely into his belief that the reason he doesn’t have a woman is OTHER people. See if you weren’t greedily fucking your wife and her 5 friends HE could fuck one of them. See how much (non)sense there is in that statement?!?

 

[wenttobermuda]

Personally, I hate this look more than the smug galaxy brain Wern look.
Smug I can eyeroll at.
This one?
This one makes me wish I could figure out a way to punch someone in the face via TCP/IP.

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It's just so wonderful that this "look" is deliberate.

Lucas aimed his phone at himself, made that face on purpose, and took a picture. Maybe several. He considered that particular picture and thought "plenty good!"

It's not what I'd consider a "punchable face." But something about that expression just begs for someone to wipe it off and make room for a frown.

He and I discussed this at length when I interviewed him. He literally believes that any guy he sees interacting socially with multiple women will end up fucking all of them. So, when he sees two women and a dude studying at the college, they’re going to have a ménage a trois. If a guy is out with his girlfriend and 5 of her friends, they’re going to have a six-some later.

Conversely, he also believes that if a woman is out with multiple dudes, she’s going to get gangbanged by them.

He’s incapable of understanding that people of opposite genders can associate with each other and enjoy each other’s company without it leading to intercourse. He gets extremely angry when you challenge that belief.

He actually stated that I was greedy for having supper with my wife and her friends.

He sincerely believes that gangbangs and threesomes are regularly practiced by gen z. He talks about fisting a woman, as though that’s something your average, run of the mill 18 year old girl would be interested in.

He’s not trying to be edgy when he rails about how COVID is being spread by young people’s promiscuity.... he believes it. In his mind, the average college girl regularly has trains run on her and the average college guy is literally fucking six women a day.

Where normal people understand how men and women interact he substitutes that for the plot lines from pornhub.

That’s why he’s so mad all the time. In Lucas’s mind, the world is just a giant orgy that he isn’t invited to.

Not just mad, but envious. Bitterly envious. Lucas is haunted by the fear that people are fucking.

Sometimes folks who aren't fucking as much as they'd like fixate on the fucking other folks are enjoying. That's not atypical. But an unshakeable belief that everybody on earth is fucking all the time is. Combine that with a sense of entitlement, social deficits, and a MRSA scarred micro penis, and you have on green eyed sexual failure.

He must feel like a such a failure.

Lucas is delusional and he can't help but compare the sex he wants and isn't getting, to the sex he's believes everyone else is having. When you challenged his delusion, I hoped he'd explain why he's right. It would be interesting to get a sense of why he knows how much everyone is humping. At least offer the evidence he misinterprets. He couldn't, didn't. This suggests that it's just something he takes for granted.

In the absence of any social awareness or ability to understand others, Lucas projects his urges on people. Of course the average flatbill is impregnating a dozen queefy baes a day. That's what Lucas wants to, and is trying to, do.

 

[ClownBrew]

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If this dumbass keeps bragging out in the open about his under-the-table violations of tugboat, he's gonna moo his way to a free long-term "apartment" where he'll be the lady.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He talks about fisting a woman, as though that’s something your average, run of the mill 18 year old girl would be interested in.

*Having her ass & "pee-pee hole" fisted.
**By a MRSA infected hobo who doesn't wash his hands

Come on, it’s clearly for the Wern Pad, the fabled apartment he needs and is super working hard towards obtaining.

Actual picture of the Wern Pad:

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Bold of you to assume The Wern would buy anything beyond food & weed.

If this dumbass keeps bragging out in the open about his under-the-table violations of tugboat, he's gonna moo his way to a free long-term "apartment" where he'll be the lady.

You have far too much faith in the US welfare system...

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's Better Being Black If You Want Poon

#GenerationZ #Greed

youtu.be

I looked back through the last few pages and didn't see it, but this video of him saying that you have to either be black, obscene or a good church goer to get a girlfriend is one of my new favorite rants of his.

He's really digging in to those classic incel talking points lately.

Well..except the thing about black guys automatically having people hook them up because they're black. That's a new one on me.

He and I discussed this at length when I interviewed him. He literally believes that any guy he sees interacting socially with multiple women will end up fucking all of them. So, when he sees two women and a dude studying at the college, they’re going to have a ménage a trois. If a guy is out with his girlfriend and 5 of her friends, they’re going to have a six-some later.

Conversely, he also believes that if a woman is out with multiple dudes, she’s going to get gangbanged by them.

He’s incapable of understanding that people of opposite genders can associate with each other and enjoy each other’s company without it leading to intercourse. He gets extremely angry when you challenge that belief.

He actually stated that I was greedy for having supper with my wife and her friends.

He sincerely believes that gangbangs and threesomes are regularly practiced by gen z. He talks about fisting a woman, as though that’s something your average, run of the mill 18 year old girl would be interested in.

He’s not trying to be edgy when he rails about how COVID is being spread by young people’s promiscuity.... he believes it. In his mind, the average college girl regularly has trains run on her and the average college guy is literally fucking six women a day.

Where normal people understand how men and women interact he substitutes that for the plot lines from pornhub.

That’s why he’s so mad all the time. In Lucas’s mind, the world is just a giant orgy that he isn’t invited to.

Lucas has a real problem with not understanding that his experiences are not the rule for everybody else.

He's mentioned a couple times that he witnessed some skank getting gangbanged by 8 guys in an apartment.

Instead of reaching the conclusion that the people he hangs out with are trashy junkie reprobates, he thinks that's totally normal and it's what everybody else does.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If this dumbass keeps bragging out in the open about his under-the-table violations of tugboat, he's gonna moo his way to a free long-term "apartment" where he'll be the lady.

That won't happen nor will Lucas lose his tugboat, but I expect we'll get him mooing in the next month or two about his payee yelling at him for not reporting wages.

 

[ClownBrew]

You have far too much faith in the US welfare system...

It could happen-- unless he troons out and claims crippling disability for muh PMS and migraines.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again Lucas is just a money recycler. The money he pays to Clinkerdagger actually goes to working people, their suppliers, etc.. Lucas would be a really abhorrent person if he hoarded all his money and kept asking for more free stuff. As it is he is basically just a cog in a convoluted redistribution mechanism whereby tax dollars flow to Clinkerdagger employees, door dash employees, motel 6 employees, etc...

ETA: Also, Lucas, “backpay” implies you have a job. You. Don’t. Have. A. Job.

That wasn’t due to Covid.

I could almost understand the argument for people who lost their jobs due to the govt’s mostly inept handling of the pandemic. But Luke never had a job and his tardbux continued to flow uninterrupted. So he can just shut all the fuck up.

As someone else pointed up way back in the thread, Lucas is actually the perfect person, economically, to receive stimulus money. He spends it immediately in the local economy.

Great to laugh at, great for Spokaners with jobs.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Sometimes folks who aren't fucking as much as they'd like fixate on the fucking other folks are enjoying. That's not atypical. But an unshakeable belief that everybody on earth is fucking all the time is. Combine that with a sense of entitlement, social deficits, and a MRSA scarred micro penis, and you have on green eyed sexual failure.

He must feel like a such a failure.

I don't think he does.

He thinks he's a winner who's plenty good, but a cruel twist of fate has made the entire world, in an act of inexplicable malevolence, decide to cockblock him to make sure he can never have the sex he wants.

He doesn't see it as his fault at all.

There's a new one of these.