Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

ClownBrew said:
I'm surprised his millennial bigot payee hasn't intercepted it and put it into some kind of housing program in his name.

That's probably just me being completely :optimistic: about the shithouse fire that is the US social system, though.
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Lucas is proof of how much the US social system provides. A free, private apartment, EBT, additional free meals and housing from private charities, multiple free phones, healthcare, and fucking MONEY FOR COLLEGE for a guy who focuses 95% of his mental energy on how to rape and impregnate children!
 
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Fatal Walter said:
So his 8 year dry spell was just the planning phase required to ask a girl out? Sure. At least he called it a beta test which is perfect because he's going to act like as much of a beta as always on Monday and probably not do anything.
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I think we've discussed this before, but isn't he supposed to be saying that it's been 10 years? He keeps saying it's been eight years, but he's been repeating that for the past two years, right?

Don't know how you're getting a PHD when you can't count to 10.
 
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It's all very 🌈. But it would be both funny and sad if Lucas waddles up to some GenZ girl at SCC in filthy clothes and a filthy mask, smelling like he normally does and goes "Hi, I'm Lucas. I thought you were pretty so I came to say hi". It will be sad because the girl will no doubt be terrified.

Lucas is a giant pussy and I am certain this will not happen. Also, did Lucas find a shelter to take his fat ass in? Or where is the cow staying now?
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I think we've discussed this before, but isn't he supposed to be saying that it's been 10 years? He keeps saying it's been eight years, but he's been repeating that for the past two years, right?

Don't know how you're getting a PHD when you can't count to 10.
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"Five studies by 20 researchers in seven cities means 2100 studies!"

However did he fail remedial math?
 
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Fat Boy, we're telling you to do it. Why haven't you been approaching already instead of mooing 100 daily videos about Gen Z baes at Motel 6? Do it and take your rejections.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
What even is a flatbill?
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Lucas claims that he regularly sees guys with snap back style flat bill hats "swooping" multiple women at a time. It's mostly unclear I think if he just saw it a few times and came to the conclusion it's a normal regular occurence or if he literally imagines it to be happening, much like the "voices on the wind". He used to use "flatbills" as a blanket term for younger men he didn't like but he hasn't said it very much recently.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
Lucas is proof of how much the US social system provides. A free, private apartment, EBT, additional free meals and housing from private charities, multiple free phones, healthcare, and fucking MONEY FOR COLLEGE for a guy who focuses 95% of his mental energy on how to rape and impregnate children!
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And yet, capitalism and the US Gov is bad and we need a communist revolution in America according to these people who only take, add nothing of value to society and still demand more. It’s quite something isn’t it?


darkwingosonichugorl said:
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Fat Boy, we're telling you to do it. Why haven't you been approaching already instead of mooing 100 daily videos about Gen Z baes at Motel 6? Do it and take your rejections.
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I don’t get it? Is this directed at himself? No one has stopped him from approaching his zoomer baes and saying his patented, never fail pick up line of, “Hi. I’m Lucas. How are you doing?“

Seriously, wtf is he even trying to say anymore?
 
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Fatal Walter said:
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He makes it so hard not to get annoyed sometimes. That smug look on his fat face as he demands more money to waste on Clinkerdagger.
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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again Lucas is just a money recycler. The money he pays to Clinkerdagger actually goes to working people, their suppliers, etc.. Lucas would be a really abhorrent person if he hoarded all his money and kept asking for more free stuff. As it is he is basically just a cog in a convoluted redistribution mechanism whereby tax dollars flow to Clinkerdagger employees, door dash employees, motel 6 employees, etc... 😂

ETA: Also, Lucas, “backpay” implies you have a job. You. Don’t. Have. A. Job.

That wasn’t due to Covid.

I could almost understand the argument for people who lost their jobs due to the govt’s mostly inept handling of the pandemic. But Luke never had a job and his tardbux continued to flow uninterrupted. So he can just shut all the fuck up.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
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He makes it so hard not to get annoyed sometimes. That smug look on his fat face as he demands more money to waste on Clinkerdagger.
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The fat cow is too dumb and autistic to work and thinks the government needs to give him more money. If he got handed $12,000 he would just live at the Motel 6 for like 5 months and smoke tons of weed and gorge himself on expensive food. It pisses me off that he will get another stimulus check while he has done nothing but take from the tax payers and society as a whole.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
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He makes it so hard not to get annoyed sometimes. That smug look on his fat face as he demands more money to waste on Clinkerdagger.
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Personally, I hate this look more than the smug galaxy brain Wern look.
Smug I can eyeroll at.
This one?
This one makes me wish I could figure out a way to punch someone in the face via TCP/IP.

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