Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Well tomorrows going to be interesting. He's finally done testing being beta and now were going to see his first alpha test of Wern 2.0. I feel like this post is going to end up going kinda like that one about him bouncing the staircase for poonaner

What i picture Alpha Wern sounding like

Will he actually approach a woman, get laughed away and rage quit then chimp out, or will he either completely forget what he said cause he's got swiss cheese brain or just pussy out in general?

Bust out laughing at the thought of him having an 8 year planning phase to approach a woman and the best he's got is "Hi I'm Lucas"
 
I’ve been off here for most of the day but ummm look at this interaction he had with one of my random burners (before blocking it for absolutely no reason). He is really, really losing it. I think he is seeing and hearing things that aren’t there/aren’t happening now more than ever.
>Lucas asking a girl "where are your parents?"
 
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Well tomorrows going to be interesting. He's finally done testing being beta and now were going to see his first alpha test of Wern 2.0. I feel like this post is going to end up going kinda like that one about him bouncing the staircase for poonaner

What i picture Alpha Wern sounding like
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Why does this meme feel like something you would see in a news story shortly after a mass shooting or some gruesome kidnapping and murder?

”The perpetrator posted this ominous meme to his social media shortly before the horrific events that followed.“ - CNN
 
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Why does this meme feel like something you would see in a news story shortly after a mass shooting or some gruesome kidnapping and murder?

”The perpetrator posted this ominous meme to his social media shortly before the horrific events that followed.“ - CNN
"The white male incel was also known to have visited transphobic hate forum Kiwifarms"
 
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Why does this meme feel like something you would see in a news story shortly after a mass shooting or some gruesome kidnapping and murder?

”The perpetrator posted this ominous meme to his social media shortly before the horrific events that followed.“ - CNN
There will be a news story for sure, the headline will go something like this: "41 year old male craps his pants in dinning commons, Hazmat crews were called in but, the damage had already been done, the room smelled for several hours, paint had started to peel off the walls, and the entire campus was forced to evacuate due to noxious fumes."

I really hope he goes to Costco or some wholesale place and gets a few pairs of adult diapers before evolving into Wern 2.0.
 
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Why does this meme feel like something you would see in a news story shortly after a mass shooting or some gruesome kidnapping and murder?

”The perpetrator posted this ominous meme to his social media shortly before the horrific events that followed.“ - CNN
Thats kinda what i thought too. The way he says that on monday specifically hes going to "activate Wern 2.0" and that whatever that means he's put 8 years of planning into it does sound a little suspicious, that and the look in his eyes in that photo doesn't help

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Where did this guillotine stuff come from? He wants to decapitate bigots (i.e. everyone)? He wants to copycat Bianca Devins? I don't know anymore.
His weird sexual fantasy of old guys guillotining his cock
 
Thats kinda what i thought too. The way he says that on monday specifically hes going to "activate Wern 2.0" and that whatever that means he's put 8 years of planning into it does sound a little suspicious, that and the look in his eyes in that photo doesn't help


His weird sexual fantasy of old guys guillotining his cock

Well that or he's planning to go full silverback gorilla optimus prime and weird the zoomer baes out even more than he does already

Big Redman Incorporated said:
That photo looks like the episode of Friends where Chandler physically can't smile on camera. I imagine that's how it would look if you described smiling to an alien without them ever actually witnessing it.

Like I said.....

 
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