Fatal Walter
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Is he talking about the world trade organization thing? Yeah, I'm sure zoomers remember that. I was 12 when that shit happened.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Its either 1) he's trying to appeal to edgy socialists or 2) he sees socialists on the internet jizzing themselves over guillotining landlords, and his swiss cheese brain thinks its normal to fantasize about cutting the heads off of people you dont like.
The scary part is that Wernbrain may end up hyper-fixating decapitation into his psycho babble.
I doubt he knows what hand gesture he's making.
Lucas has previously indicated disgust/unwillingness to go down on a woman, and the fact he has no awareness of the female reproductive anatomy likely reinforces this.
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That might actually mean he gets sectioned.
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Lucas would love to be nothing like OPL, he actively resents the comparison, but it's funny how his descriptions of female anatomy recall nothing so much as Chris-Chan trying to be sexy.
Lucas's "chew on your pussy til I'm shitting clitoris!" is just a crude, unhinged version of CWC's lisping "...tickle your pussy..." demonstration.
Both ignorant of biology, both nauseating, both hilarious, both desperate to sound sexually viable.
He did tell a catfish he'd eat her like a bowl of soft serve ice cream without a spoon so he may not be disgusted as you think. Also he's been creeping the net for years and could have come across the sign and what it meant.
LeeLoo
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Good Lord 
He is nothing but a wall of flesh. Does he not see how grotesquely enormous he looks?
He is nothing but a wall of flesh. Does he not see how grotesquely enormous he looks?
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8 years of beta testing and he didn't even account for MLK day. I know he hasn't evolved to 2.0 yet but that's some shit planningGood Lord
Edit: Wern 2.0 will be him saying "hi im Lucas" while wearing a flatbill
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I think this Wern 2.0 is all smoke and mirrors. I don't think he will approach anyone or do anything much different. He will go back to mooing about how someone should bring him a woman and how he is plenty good. You have a question, $50!
I am hoping I am wrong and he tries something and chimps out on the quad or in the library, but I doubt we are that lucky.
I am hoping I am wrong and he tries something and chimps out on the quad or in the library, but I doubt we are that lucky.
Hell be there soon GenZ at SCC.
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I want him to approach a zoomer bae, open with a sultry "Hi, I'm Lucas, how are you?" and have her reply with "$50 TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, BIGOT!"
Ok, this kind of talk is approaching school shooter territory. Luckily Lucas is too stupid, too bad with money, and too unhinged to actually acquire a gun. So I suspect instead it will just be an epic chimpout
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I'm hoping for this and a little more; I hope some based zoomer records his chimpout and blasts him on social media. I'd love to catch a candid Wern 2.0 meltdown.
Lucas on the roof of SCC, screaming that he won't come down until someone yeets him a zoomer bae, eventually either getting tranq'd like an escaped animal or slipping on a discarded junk food wrapper and falling off? We can but hope.Ok, this kind of talk is approaching school shooter territory. Luckily Lucas is too stupid, too bad with money, and too unhinged to actually acquire a gun. So I suspect instead it will just be an epic chimpout
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He's all talk. Again, I'm mirroring the sentiment of hoping for an epic chimpout, but Lucas likely will only sit in a chair, take pictures of girls secretly, and complain about how it's not okay for them to come up to a " sad man".View attachment 1853346
Ok, this kind of talk is approaching school shooter territory. Luckily Lucas is too stupid, too bad with money, and too unhinged to actually acquire a gun. So I suspect instead it will just be an epic chimpout
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I actually think this might be the thing that gets him into serious trouble at SCC one of these days. If a chick catches him taking her picture and makes a scene about it, he's gonna be in some real hot water.
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"Where da party at? Where the women at, GEN-ZEE?!?"
"$50 cash app for me to tell you where the parties are at."
2 hrs between classes? He was 1st waiting for the online biology class and this class did not have a set time . Did he change it to another class to where now the class ends at around 9:30 am?
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"I must enact... Wern 2.0" He really seems determined to enact it. Hopefully he doesnt do a day of retribution on tuesdayView attachment 1853346
Ok, this kind of talk is approaching school shooter territory. Luckily Lucas is too stupid, too bad with money, and too unhinged to actually acquire a gun. So I suspect instead it will just be an epic chimpout
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Thankfully, Lucas is far too stupid and inept to copy Elliot Rodger, who was already a massive fail.
Thinking about that comparison... Elliot splashed millennial baes with coffee and juice while not saying a word because he was a pussy... Lucas threw his sodie pop because Suzanne wasn't young enough for him and couldn't express himself because he's a pussy. Interesting.
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Big fan of him wearing this shitty baseball cap because he hasn't been able to find a donated flat bill yet.
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Ok, this kind of talk is approaching school shooter territory. Luckily Lucas is too stupid, too bad with money, and too unhinged to actually acquire a gun. So I suspect instead it will just be an epic chimpout
What is he even saying here? It looks like when whats-her-face asks him if he's single, he responds like she has 2 days to convince him to either become single or remain single? What the fuck??
He's like an even more retarded version of a used car salesman. Hey asshole, we know that there aren't 3 other people looking to buy this car today! Obviously nobody is pursuing this fat cunt, who is he trying to fool? Himself?
Normally I can shrug off whatever dumb fuck shit this idiot says but this one in particular was like an electrode into my brain.