Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Scribbler]

Tonight, from Hobo Kitchen: French Dressing Dill Pork

So, moldy-looking raw pork... great job, Lukey.

 

[NattyDaddy]

God damn his newest video of the 'cooked' pork is something else. That fucker is gonna get everyone in that bitch hospitalized with this kinda shit. Cooked like 6 slabs of pork for 20 minutes in a toaster oven... I'm sure he's used to that by now but come on man..

 

[IceQueen]

God damn his newest video of the 'cooked' pork is something else. That fucker is gonna get everyone in that bitch hospitalized with this kinda shit. Cooked like 6 slabs of pork for 20 minutes in a toaster oven... I'm sure he's used to that by now but come on man..

HE LITERALLY SAID “you can cook pork a little underdone but no one tells you that”. NO ONE TELLS YOU THAT BECAUSE NO, YOU CAN’T DO THAT?!!?? Pork is legit the WORST meat to eat undercooked it’s so bad for you.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Hah, I'm looking forward to more culinary creations by Chef Boyardumb.

 

[WonderWino]

God damn his newest video of the 'cooked' pork is something else. That fucker is gonna get everyone in that bitch hospitalized with this kinda shit. Cooked like 6 slabs of pork for 20 minutes in a toaster oven... I'm sure he's used to that by now but come on man..

On that note i'll just take a moment to remind everyone of that incident a few years back where he argued with a bunch of people who pointed out he was cross contaminating raw meat with vegetables by putting the vegetables directly on top of said meat for a picture. He claimed it was fine because he was cooking it for x amount of time, at a fairly low temperature and refused to accept the fact that how long he cooked it was irrelevant, that it was the temperature that mattered when it comes to killing any harmful bacteria on the now contaminated vegetables. Even after being told by multiple people that the temperature necessary to render the vegetables safe would destroy them and make them inedible. He does not understand the first thing about food safety or meat related hygiene

Pork and chicken are two things you absolutely do not fuck around with the way he is doing. I wouldn't touch a piece of meat cooked in a toaster oven, let alone actually eat it. and what the fuck is up with putting salad dressing on pork chops. Even hobos don't do that shit, thats a lucas thing, and yet again shows how fucked up his sense of taste is. Its no wonder he's as fat as hermann goering at this point

I'll laugh my ass off if what inevitably gets him kicked out of the latest shelter turns out to be making a bunch of people sick as fuck with badly cooked food, or causing a fire by putting something as loaded with lard as pork chops into a toaster oven of all things and likely ignoring it while its cooking

HE LITERALLY SAID “you can cook pork a little underdone but no one tells you that”. NO ONE TELLS YOU THAT BECAUSE NO, YOU CAN’T DO THAT?!!?? Pork is legit the WORST meat to eat undercooked it’s so bad for you

Exactly. There is a reason nobody does that and a reason you see raw beef sushi but not raw pork or chicken. Even minor undercooking of pork can flat out kill you at worst and make you wish you were dead for a few days at best. Pork is not something to fuck around with

and if he wants to keep claiming this, then he should try making some undercooked eel and see how that turns out for him

(protip: don't do that, raw or even mildly undercooked eel blood is lethally toxic to humans, which is why its cooked, even in sushi. It'll cause a fatal allergic reaction almost instantly if ingested and was even used to demonstrate such allergies by a nobel prize winner back in the day, by injecting it into dogs)

 

[OnMeDick]

 

[Trombonista]

Tonight, from Hobo Kitchen: French Dressing Dill Pork
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Those are too many porkchops for one person.

 

[NattyDaddy]

Those are too many porkchops for one person.

The rest are for Dirty Mike and the Boys.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Those are too many porkchops for one person.

Well clearly half of them are for his new bae

 

[NattyDaddy]

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That mask is inside out (look at the wire for the nose) and I'd say it's probably that french pork dressing.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

NO ONE TELLS YOU THAT BECAUSE NO, YOU CAN’T DO THAT?!!??

IceQueen is a freemason reptilian elite jew oligarch. She wants to keep the secret of raw pork to herself.

 

[OnMeDick]

That mask is inside out (look at the wire for the nose) and I'd say it's probably that french pork dressing.

I prefer to think he wiped his ass and put it back on his face, he is that exceptional after all

ETA: but put it back on inside out, for sanitary reasons, he isn’t some kind of filthy animal after all.

 

[Kane Lives]

Is this glutton going to eat all that pork chops for himself? Who am I kidding, of course he is.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I prefer to think he wiped his ass and put it back on his face, he is that exceptional after all

ETA: but put it back on inside out, for sanitary reasons, he isn’t some kind of filthy animal after all.

You're both right: The Wern excretes French Dressing.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I prefer to think he wiped his ass and put it back on his face, he is that exceptional after all

ETA: but put it back on inside out, for sanitary reasons, he isn’t some kind of filthy animal after all.

Toilet paper is above his economic class unlike Clinkerdaggers. Only the car driving credit card having Oligarchs can afford such a luxury

 

[Wernology]

I'd say enjoy, but that's just not possible, especially if you were hoping to still have any sort of appetite left tonight.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Someone would literally have to be starving in a third world country or something for this to be flexing on them. He's eating from a homeless shelter, he should quit with the trying to flex.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

On that note i'll just take a moment to remind everyone of that incident a few years back where he argued with a bunch of people who pointed out he was cross contaminating raw meat with vegetables by putting the vegetables directly on top of said meat for a picture. He claimed it was fine because he was cooking it for x amount of time, at a fairly low temperature and refused to accept the fact that how long he cooked it was irrelevant, that it was the temperature that mattered when it comes to killing any harmful bacteria on the now contaminated vegetables. Even after being told by multiple people that the temperature necessary to render the vegetables safe would destroy them and make them inedible. He does not understand the first thing about food safety or meat related hygiene

Pork and chicken are two things you absolutely do not fuck around with the way he is doing. I wouldn't touch a piece of meat cooked in a toaster oven, let alone actually eat it. and what the fuck is up with putting salad dressing on pork chops. Even hobos don't do that shit, thats a lucas thing, and yet again shows how fucked up his sense of taste is. Its no wonder he's as fat as hermann goering at this point

I'll laugh my ass off if what inevitably gets him kicked out of the latest shelter turns out to be making a bunch of people sick as fuck with badly cooked food, or causing a fire by putting something as loaded with lard as pork chops into a toaster oven of all things and likely ignoring it while its cooking



Exactly. There is a reason nobody does that and a reason you see raw beef sushi but not raw pork or chicken. Even minor undercooking of pork can flat out kill you at worst and make you wish you were dead for a few days at best. Pork is not something to fuck around with

and if he wants to keep claiming this, then he should try making some undercooked eel and see how that turns out for him

(protip: don't do that, raw or even mildly undercooked eel blood is lethally toxic to humans, which is why its cooked, even in sushi. It'll cause a fatal allergic reaction almost instantly if ingested and was even used to demonstrate such allergies by a nobel prize winner back in the day, by injecting it into dogs)

Not to sperg but there are toaster ovens which are basically full size oven replacements. That said... This model ain't one of them.

 

[Wernology]

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Someone would literally have to be starving in a third world country or something for this to be flexing on them. He's eating from a homeless shelter, he should quit with the trying to flex.

At least he can't fuck it up if it's pre-made, unless he thinks "medium rare chicken" is a thing.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I wonder how many people have had to tell Lucas to shut the fuck up from their windows at night?