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FFS.....note to self. Do NOT watch Wern vids of him eating when you are trying to eat.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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ItsjustabowlofGary
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Agreed. The instant he was screaming like a fucking child about “where’s my money” and “do whatever the leftist want” my immediate reaction was “It is literally h second full day in office you dope!”
Also why exactly are you owed this money Lucas? He contributes nothing to the system and yet complains that he’s part of the oppressed proletariat, kinda hard to be part of a working class when you don’t work.
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What a fat gibbering spastic. It genuinely amuses me when he starts with his "you wouldn't say this IRL"...
Lucas, believe me, many of us would love to tell you to your face that you're a fat faggot incel with no redeeming qualities, but you really aren't worth the travel costs to do so.
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Well something really set him off from either here or SOFALAW. he sounded like he was gonna cry talking about people "quoting things that happened years and years ago",
Totally unrelated to that he sure did fuck himself when he threw that glass, bet he really regrets fucking up the only relationship he will ever have because he couldn't handle even just looking at someone he was more attracted to than his girlfriend without going apeshit.
Also him saying "I own you dood, your my little bitch" sounds like what he would have in mind for his 2.0 pickup line
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"Give us $12000. covid pack pay"
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The Freaks reply -- he got 2 checks, he deserves packpay. What checks is he talking about. His 2020 monthy SSI check and the $1200. stimulus? His cashapp pmts for his stupid "insult" videos?
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The Freaks reply -- he got 2 checks, he deserves packpay. What checks is he talking about. His 2020 monthy SSI check and the $1200. stimulus? His cashapp pmts for his stupid "insult" videos?
A comment the Freak left to that video. In 2019 he wanted $5 to answer question and now it's $50. The 2020 podcasts, and all the freebies he got really bloated his greedy ego.
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Recipes of Redemption just redid Lucas' olive stuffed meatballs. Hopefully he can get around to doing a redemption of the lobster, scallops, and chicken. I am hoping Lucas gets booted from the shelter due to burning food and not cleaning up after himself. It would be very entertaining. Instead of trying to cook Lucas should just put his money into the oven, it saves a step and is easy cleanup.
WonderWino
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With him being so obsessed with trying to appear sophisticated through eating expensive food and delicacies, as well as cooking in the hobo shelter, I eagerly await the day someone sends him a can of surstromming to open up and cook in the toaster oven at the shelter
He'd be kicked out and banned from the shelter on the spot. He'd also utterly reek of rotten fish for weeks afterwards. He'd also have pissed off a large number of local hobos in a big way by fucking up the shelter like that
He'd be kicked out and banned from the shelter on the spot. He'd also utterly reek of rotten fish for weeks afterwards. He'd also have pissed off a large number of local hobos in a big way by fucking up the shelter like that
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Plus Lucas would 100% call the cops if there were any sort of IRL confrontation. Anyone who catches a battery charge and risks future employment over a retard like Lucas deserves their own page in the farms.
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What a completely inconsiderate asshole. I bet everyone in that shelter hates this jackass for stinking up the place with this repulsive sludge. I once had a roommate a long time ago who did this (constantly cooking nauseating seafood) and we ultimately unanimously voted him out.
He wouldn't be demanding $12000. backpay and a $15000. stimulus if the gov't gave him everything for free. A nice house or at least an apartment. A 1 room apt like he had at Pioneer Pathway would not do. He'd want a nice big, beautifully furnish apt. with a view of the pool. All the free food he can eat etc. Of course his "need" for a hot 18 yr old ovulator (he'd likely want the age of consent to be dropped down to his "true desire"). Everything he wants/desires -- all free of charge.
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Wait, this is Lucas. He'd still be demanding monetary compensation because of covid.
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Wait, this is Lucas. He'd still be demanding monetary compensation because of covid.
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If you gave it to him he'd be eating Stinkerdagger every night and be broke inside of a month again.
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#WernTimeMachine - an occasional dive into the sewers of #Wernology
1:05 - outlines his theories on how food is like sex and milk? Rest is an insane ramble (ofc) with a plenty good supply of crayzee quotes.
Men Over 35 Are Better People ( lol)
1:05 - outlines his theories on how food is like sex and milk? Rest is an insane ramble (ofc) with a plenty good supply of crayzee quotes.
Men Over 35 Are Better People ( lol)
Two topics to definitely not listen to Lucas on: food and sex
well, three: fiscal responsibility
Left out, he'd be paying/staying at Motel 6 and eating stinkerdagger till he is broke.
Remember the video of Lucas "fighting" with Dan Campbell. It ended with Lucas sitting on the sidewalk and Daniel went off on his way.
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Did he start off doing a slam poetry thing?
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Bold of you to assume it would last him a month.
WonderWino
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and lucas wouldn't need charities to survive if he got off his lazy ass and got a job. Does this shit for brains even realize that in communist states everybody is legally required to work? The ones that don't either get gulag'd or aktion T4'd
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I love how he talks about the maturity of men over 35 when he started the video off by blasting a loud fart and then smirking about it like he was proud of himself.
And I know this is brought up a lot, but it always surprises me how badly he’s aged. That video was from 4 years ago and he looks like a completely different person. It boggles the mind to consider how he might look in another 4 years, if he lasts that long (fwiw I think he will)
This video is hilarious for me simply for the way it begins. What is that fucking noise he makes? It sounds like a bird call. "Hey. Baby zoom. *SQUAK*". Lucas has never been funny on purpose but he's always good for some unintentional humor. Goddamn that made me laugh.
ETA: Lucas seems to exhibit vocal tics when he’s highly manic. I can’t find the video but there was a board game unboxing that he did where he couldn’t stop himself from blurting out “hoes mad” over and over
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God he is revolting