Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

You see this, Generation Z women? You better wear your mask or you won't get the love of a fat stinky bum!

 

[LeeLoo]

God he is revolting

Even with an unattractive person, you can usually find at least one good quality. Nice eyes, hair, skin, physique, etc. Lucas is exceptionally unattractive in that he does not possess one attractive physical quality.

Crazy, sunken eyes, enormous beak of a nose, huge horse teeth, grotesquely over sized jaw, and face in general, stringy hair that’s mostly falling out, and a grotesquely misshapen body from years of gaining and losing weight. And of course, a micro peen.

 

[Wernology]

You see this, Generation Z women? You better wear your mask or you won't get the love of a fat stinky bum!

That image makes me not want to wear a mask and I'm not even a gender or age that Mr. MRSA would want to fuck.

 

[Goofy Logic]

He brags in the scallops and lobster video that it was a 20 dollar meal.

Dude you should be saving that money for living spaces, not sharing 20 dollar incel mukbangs with us. Im pretty sure there are lots of meal options available for well under 20 dollars.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I wonder how many homeless people have decided to take their chances on the street in the cold instead of having to be in the same room as the wern

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I wonder how many homeless people have decided to take their chances on the street in the cold instead of having to be in the same room as the wern

Personally im hoping the management of the place is just fed up enough with him to just let the other homeless deal with him how im sure they're all tempted to

Full Metal Jacket - Pyle's beating

Pvt Pyle, the poor fat creature gets beaten with soap

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[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Wonder what's on the menu for tonight's hobo kitchen. Any guesses?

I'm gonna cast my vote on filet mignon covered in mesquite bbq rub with cheap ass canned escargot and caviar, followed by more "I don't understand why I don't have a girlfriend" remarks

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Where's @Nobleman with the inside scoop? I want to hear the Deets on how people are reacting to the homeless Gourmet...

 

[NattyDaddy]

Wonder what's on the menu for tonight's hobo kitchen. Any guesses?

I'm gonna cast my vote on filet mignon covered in mesquite bbq rub with cheap ass canned escargot and caviar, followed by more "I don't understand why I don't have a girlfriend" remarks

I'm starting to worry we won't get one. Here's hoping though

 

[Da Dude123]

Where's @Nobleman with the inside scoop? I want to hear the Deets on how people are reacting to the homeless Gourmet...

Lucas is banned from the shelter that the organization he works for runs. Although, he probably has access to the homeless shelter grapevine in Spokane.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Well he hasnt uploaded any more hobo kitchen videos yet, think the staff of the place told him using the oven wasnt in the cards yet?

 

[Fatal Walter]

I'm working on a new Lucas video and in the process I just noticed this one. I can't grow a beard? That's a weird claim, Lucas. I just kind of like being clean shaven. I got used to it in the army.

 

[Wernology]

I'm working on a new Lucas video and in the process I just noticed this one. I can't grow a beard? That's a weird claim, Lucas. I just kind of like being clean shaven. I got used to it in the army.

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Lucas is just mad that he doesn't know how to shave properly (or evenly) and can't grow anything but a patchy Cartman pube beard.

 

[Twrx]

Lucas is just mad that he doesn't know how to shave properly (or evenly) and can't grow anything but a patchy Cartman pube beard.

Cartman pube beard is too nice a term for his beard. He's got the joe dirt white trash beard.

Joe Dirt - White Trash (Basura Blanca)

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[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

With the beard is bad but without it you can more clearly see how misshapen his face looks

 

[Fatal Walter]

Poor Lucas, no Suzanne to shave him while he sits on the toilet anymore.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Lucas is just mad that he doesn't know how to shave properly (or evenly) and can't grow anything but a patchy Cartman pube beard.

Lucas is just mad.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

He wouldn't be demanding $12000. backpay and a $15000. stimulus if the gov't gave him everything for free

Of course he would. It's never enough for Lucas.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Of course he would. It's never enough for Lucas.

This. I'm quite certain he would literally eat himself to death, given an endless buffet of Clinkerdagger.

 

[Josef Mengele]

This. I'm quite certain he would literally eat himself to death, given an endless buffet of Clinkerdagger.

That is true if he eats Clinkerdagger for a month he will Telom-erase himself from the planet. I mean could you imagine eating steak for a whole month for every meal, his arteries would be harder than diamonds.