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The time to worry would be when he makes perfect sense. If that happens . . . well, you're probably mentally ill at that point.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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ItsjustabowlofGary
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Hahaha Good Point. The only thing I can even imagine Lucas is doing is having arguments with straw men in his head and then blurting out the “profound” revelations obtained from what is effectively an argument with himself.
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I’ve found it helpful to consider that Lucas 99% of the time believes he’s completely in the right
I saw that and was confused. Why is he mad at Walter right now? Afaik Walter hasn't made any new vids about Lucas in quite some time?
One time he literally said he can't possibly be racist because of all of the non-white people he knows, and then he listed those people off. The list included a neighbor that his family had as a child, and the fact that he "thinks his niece is currently dating a native guy". Your niece who you never speak to and who probably hates you as much as the rest of us and is extremely embarrassed to share blood with you? Why the fuck would that matter??? He has talked about his older brother being racist so I guess by that logic Lucas must be racist too because everything that your family does apparently also applies to you.
He used the same "logic" to say how he isn't homophobic because he has a gay cousin. He goes on to make it clear that Lucas was never close with or spent much time with said cousin, but his little brother did, so since his little brother is close with a gay family member of theirs, that means Lucas can't be homophobic. And he says this shit like it's such a "gotcha".
Trainwreck
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https://youtu.be/m5Xod_TC4mY - he just posted this the other day.
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He's so great at giving away his services for free but, on the other hand, he's giving away services nobody is buying anyway.
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Group projects don't teach students how to work as a team, cooperate, or come together for a common cause. They are, however, very instructive on human nature. Some people do not carry their own weight. Others end up picking up the slack.
Lucas shares no blood with his unfortunate niece that he has wanted to fuck very badly since she was a little girl. She's a step niece. If Lucas were to, say, impregnate her, they wouldn't need to worry consanguinity.I saw that and was confused. Why is he mad at Walter right now? Afaik Walter hasn't made any new vids about Lucas in quite some time?
One time he literally said he can't possibly be racist because of all of the non-white people he knows, and then he listed those people off. The list included a neighbor that his family had as a child, and the fact that he "thinks his niece is currently dating a native guy". Your niece who you never speak to and who probably hates you as much as the rest of us and is extremely embarrassed to share blood with you? Why the fuck would that matter??? He has talked about his older brother being racist so I guess by that logic Lucas must be racist too because everything that your family does apparently also applies to you.
He used the same "logic" to say how he isn't homophobic because he has a gay cousin. He goes on to make it clear that Lucas was never close with or spent much time with said cousin, but his little brother did, so since his little brother is close with a gay family member of theirs, that means Lucas can't be homophobic. And he says this shit like it's such a "gotcha".
Lucas, like many Gen X dudes, has been unable to adjust to the way "racist" is used by some folks. This makes his defense less interesting than it could be.
Once all but the most degenerate folks agreed that racism is bad, and explicitly hating on black folks fell out of fashion, activists began to focus on racism as a structural issue. Sadly, there are less cross burning troglodytes to struggle against, so they must battle on the level of systematic injustices. Not economic ones, mind you, because there's a silent consensus that our corporate masters are wonderful so long as they're inclusive.
Anyway, "racism" doesn't refer to racial prejudice anymore, but rather a very specific kind of racial prejudice: that of old white people. The more unconscious the better. Despite his efforts to mimic Gen Z, Dr. Nigga Lucas has yet to pick up on this. I hope he does. I wish he would read and regurgitate some of that tedious charlatan Di'Angelo. I would enjoy watching him apologize for his privilege.
Anyway, "racism" doesn't refer to racial prejudice anymore, but rather a very specific kind of racial prejudice: that of old white people. The more unconscious the better. Despite his efforts to mimic Gen Z, Dr. Nigga Lucas has yet to pick up on this. I hope he does. I wish he would read and regurgitate some of that tedious charlatan Di'Angelo. I would enjoy watching him apologize for his privilege.
Oooh it looks like I may be subscribed to a different/older channel of Walter's because this is not on the channel of his that I follow. Thanks for the info!!
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The last time I saw someone buy that amount of popcorn it was literally used as pig food. Take that as you will
ItsjustabowlofGary said:
Not really. Lucas is a literal example of 'everything i'm guilty of doing I accuse others of doing to deflect from me' Everything else is pure denial and/or lying
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Oh wait, this must be the comment where he tore into me. Cool.
He didn't even say what I lied about. And what he said doesn't make him sound good at all. Fucking hell.
He didn't even say what I lied about. And what he said doesn't make him sound good at all. Fucking hell.
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Oh, you're tired of not being with her? And who is "her"? Huh, Lucas? Who is that, you damn lolcow?
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"Her"-- A figment of his schizo imagination.
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Lucas limps up to you, hulking bag of popcorn casting a shadow over your laptop screen. "Hi, I'm Lucas how are you?" He shifts the weight of the bag off his shoulder. "I just wanted to know what classes you were taking."
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Oh wait, this must be the comment where he tore into me. Cool.
Lucas literally cannot see his hypocrisy. He thinks that because he shares crappy food (and possibly food bourne illnesses) with others that he can't possibly be greedy. Never mind that he begged for fancy dinners from people, thinks the government should pay him 12,000 for some stupid reason, or charges $50 for a so-called "insult comedy" video. He sees himself as entitled to all of these things and not as being greedy. Lucas is as stupid as he fat.
As a side note, where the fuck did he get 9 lbs of popcorn and why? Popcorn is really lightweight, so that has to be a massive amount of popcorn.
She is, and forever will be, a fantasy. We all know this, but Lucas will continue his futile search until he drops dead of either a heart attack or untreated diabetes.
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Congrats Lucas, you've done it again, this time it's a trifecta!
Nine pounds of popcorn is:-
1) Random text candidate
2) One of those me-me things the young uns love so much
3) great band name
Truly a talent to behold...
Nine pounds of popcorn is:-
1) Random text candidate
2) One of those me-me things the young uns love so much
3) great band name
Truly a talent to behold...
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He then drops the massive bag of popcorn in the middle of the room and the hobos descend on it and begin eating like roaches:
All the while, lucas is sitting back on a ratty couch with his shirt off and the first of many bowls of his own that he will be gorging on that evening. He smiles a demented grin as he thinks to himself 'now they owe me. my zoomer bae is almost within my grasp. keep eating my pets, soon daddy wern will collect the info about where the party is at from you. There will no one to stop me this time. Not even walter fate'
A whole lotta nope said:
If it wasn't for the whole pandemic shutdown thing going on I would legitimately, non ironically believe he went to the circus and got it there from some animal feed bin cause he didn't want to pay the absurd prices they charge for a normal portion. and like you said it has to be a massive amount, like garbage bag filled to the brim kind of size. Popcorn barely weighs anything and its not like they just hand giant bags of it out at food banks
The only thing I can think of is he legitimately pulled it out of a dumpster somewhere, after somebody threw out a big bag of stale unsold popcorn. I mean seriously, where else are you going to get that amount of popcorn as a broke homeless guy?
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Group projects always bring out the slackers, ESPECIALLY in earlier-level classes. Upper-level major-specialized classes have students that all want to be in that major and want to graduate, so group projects aren't always as troublesome (though some work-style disagreements may arise).
Entry-level and more general-major classes have a bunch of people in there who 1) aren't as motivated yet (or ever), 2) haven't hit "weed-out" classes 3) might not understand the level of study/outside work necessary in college and 4) are generally just dumb, lazy, possibly worthless people.
Lucas hits all four categories: he isn't motivated to be there (just wants to be on campus to creep on girls), he most certainly does not comprehend what kind of work he will need to put into college (especially if we humor his delusion of getting a PhD), this community-college intro biology class might end up being the Wern's weed-out class that cockblocks him from advancing further in his major, and lastly its Lucas Colby Werner, so on top of being a creepy smelly hobo, he's also a massive idiot and a lazy bum.
I agree with you that Lucas doesn't understand the modern warped definition of racism; but I contend that Lucas barely understands the classical definition of racism.
In his head "Racism = bad things happen to people of different races."
In Lucas's broken and unintelligent narc brain, he can only see the world in terms of Wern; therefore he can only comprehend racism in the context that he relates to "not giving Lucas a teenage sex slave = agephobia". I doubt he can even comprehend that there are/were people who genuinely hated and loathed blacks for no other reason than their skin color.
Fake News!
That guy is too skinny to be Lucas Werner.
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Leave it to Lucas to try to feed the homeless with one of the least nutritious foods on the planet. No protein, no vitamins, all trans fat and empty calories, for it to be worth it a person would have to eat all 9 pounds of popcorn just to meet their daily values. This is a complete waste of space and resources, where is the homeless shelter going to put 9 pounds of popped popcorn? What other foods could be sitting in that space? His donation of popcorn is most likely causing logistical and sanitary problems.
I assume he is talking kernels, they sell unpopped popcorn in tubs that are like 2-3 lbs of kernels iirc. That said, yeah, once popped they basically weigh nothing, so that would be a comical amount.
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That’s what I thought too. And one pound bags of kernels are maybe 1-1.50, so it’s right up his alley.