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His real insta account is usually far down on my first or even second screen when doing a google search. It's always been that way for me.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Another observation from AP Wernology:
Try to picture it without the play bar. There's something unnerving about that vast, featureless slab of pink below his fuckin gourd head. Whenever he makes videos shirtless like this, I feel like if you reached out and touched him you'd feel a sort of soft, very slightly fuzzy, warm surface that your fingers would sink into with no resistance. Sort of like a peach with the flu, rotting from the inside. You press that too hard, you're gonna get a finger coated in brown slime and maggot corpses.
I might be being driven insane by this fucking video, mind you.
Try to picture it without the play bar. There's something unnerving about that vast, featureless slab of pink below his fuckin gourd head. Whenever he makes videos shirtless like this, I feel like if you reached out and touched him you'd feel a sort of soft, very slightly fuzzy, warm surface that your fingers would sink into with no resistance. Sort of like a peach with the flu, rotting from the inside. You press that too hard, you're gonna get a finger coated in brown slime and maggot corpses.
I might be being driven insane by this fucking video, mind you.
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His cooking has really inspired me:
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He hasn't made any more "cooking" videos so I wonder if the powers that be told him to stop crapping up the oven and stinking up the place with his "cooking".
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Probably, it's a bummer too because that's the funniest shit since wandering around skid row.
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Yeah I have the same issue. I can’t pull up his actual account via the search feed (and I refuse to follow him). He can be found REEEEING in the comment section of that fake Lucas.
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Youtube update...
He big mad at Walter, he gave away nine pounds of popcorn bigitt!!
Walter Fate Is A Greedy, Starstruck Little Liarboy
He big mad at Walter, he gave away nine pounds of popcorn bigitt!!
Walter Fate Is A Greedy, Starstruck Little Liarboy
Fatal Walter
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Lucas, you're not supposed to buy people things with your food card. Stop bragging about breaking the rules. He still is convinced knowing non white people means he can't be racist. I guess there's no getting through to him on this.
Edit: Hey, I just realized that I got a Wern video, a 50$ value, for free. Even after I somehow managed to keep my last Lucas video monetized. What a great day.
Edit: Hey, I just realized that I got a Wern video, a 50$ value, for free. Even after I somehow managed to keep my last Lucas video monetized. What a great day.
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Iseecovidpeople
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Did he give you a good tongue lashing Walter? How dare you, he showed you his one non white friend after all
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Based Homeless Incel Pedophile DESTROYS Virgin Dragon Knight with ANTI-WHITE RACISM LOGIC and CHEAP BAGS OF POPCORN FACTS!
"I can't be a racist! None of my friends are white! I hate racism so much, fuck white people! Debunked, liar!"
Nothing shows confidence in your arguments quite like disabling comments, huh Lucas.
I'd ask Walter what it's like living rent free in that gourd but there's probably only room for a 1 bedroom loft and all the neighbors are screaming about telomeres.
"I can't be a racist! None of my friends are white! I hate racism so much, fuck white people! Debunked, liar!"
Nothing shows confidence in your arguments quite like disabling comments, huh Lucas.
I'd ask Walter what it's like living rent free in that gourd but there's probably only room for a 1 bedroom loft and all the neighbors are screaming about telomeres.
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Fat cunt plays the "some of my abusers/bullies friends are black" card. What a tard.
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@Fatal Walter I think he wants to suck your dick. If his mask wasn't on, I think we'd see him blushing. His vitriol today was unconfident.
Fatal Walter
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You know, it's funny. I went in and manually approved the comment but I think youtube deleted it anyway. There is this person defending Lucas a lot, though. And like Lucas, she(?) called for me to show off my gf to prove I'm not an incel. Oh yeah, an information sharing contest with a lolcow. That sounds like a great idea, let me get right on it.
Ha, I'm sure his "generousity" to the homeless in the shelter is because no one likes the pedo Freak and he's trying to "ingratiate/buy" himself into being accepted.
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I love when he's listing all the things he bought for the shelter, and he's like "I gave the meatballs away....nope, I'm lying , I ate that all myself" "the chicken? nope I ate that all by myself"...
Sevan Vosgi
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NINE POUNDS OF POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, what a rant.
Man, what a rant.
Fatal Walter
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It's not like I called him greedy for not giving away stuff to the homeless anyway. It was more about his constant shrieking to give him 50$ or fast food or a motel room. Or perhaps even how he wants someone to place a woman on his tiny dick. So just like with the whole racist thing, he sidestepped the complaint and tried to alleviate it by giving away a small portion of his EBT money. Again.
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Damn, Walter, he sacrificed a dinner at Clinkerdaggers just to p3wn you.
ItsjustabowlofGary
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It’s honest to god baffling trying to track how he thinks.
Team_RAMROD
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This guy sounds like Jared Plantier.