Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What in the actual fuck

Between the music, the weird expressions and the fact hes chugging dr pepper and shit quality ramen that ones just trippy as fuck

Also

So he is eating a bag of chips, followed by a bowl of ramen and at least two drinks, seeing how fast he chugged the one in this video

Yeah, we anarcho-communists must stand against our CORPORATE oppressors.
#Doritos, #Dr Pepper

#lucaslogic

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Does he not realize that he is wearing his mask backwards???

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I just caught the 2 drinks thing.

He's a pig. A greedy pig.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

He sure loves staring at himself.

 

[Wernology]

'What entitles you to me?!'

Not a single word of anything he says in this video makes any sense whatsoever. The only thing thats clear is his narcissism is off the charts in this one

Also

'How can you possibly deny the fact that I know how to get my woman?! What entitles you to me?!'

Gee I don't know.....the fact you've spent a decade incel raging about not being able to get a woman and demanding others get you one? and the fact that you don't have a woman

I get what he's doing, it's a really, really basic (as in so basic you're often told not to use it in actual sales or marketing jobs it's that transparent) marketing technique of trying to make himself seem like he's desirable and has his choice of women so make your case as to why he should pick you but...

...it really doesn't work for people who literally have nothing to offer. He doesn't have looks, intelligence, personality, money, any sort of useful skills, health, decent clothes, nothing, he has absolutely nothing and has said as much in some of his public park freak outs in the past.

There is no woman out there that would ever want him, not even as a fixer upper, it's one thing to fix up a house that needs some new carpet and maybe the electric or plumbing redone, or even a gut and remodel, it's entirely another when it's already in dry rot filled shambles with trees growing through the floor on a lot that can't be built on because the last time it was zoned was back in the 1950s.

One is salvageable if you have the time, skill, and money to put into it, the other...not so much.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Also, I hope no one is dumb enough to put Lucas in a study group voluntarily. If there is a group project, God help the people that have the cow in their group. He will be complete dead weight and will not do a damn thing and will want all the work done for him, because he is disabled and homeless.

Ugh, I hated group projects because of people like him. Group projects made me understand why Batman works alone.

I feel so bad for anyone who gets stuck with him. He's worthless to the project, and I imagine that his smell is intolerable.

I get what he's doing, it's a really, really basic (as in so basic you're often told not to use it in actual sales or marketing jobs it's that transparent) marketing technique of trying to make himself seem like he's desirable and has his choice of women so make your case as to why he should pick you but...

...it really doesn't work for people who literally have nothing to offer. He doesn't have looks, intelligence, personality, money, any sort of useful skills, health, decent clothes, nothing, he has absolutely nothing and has said as much in some of his public park freak outs in the past.

It's hilarious that he thinks anyone is buying this shit. NO ONE wants him. He literally has NOTHING good about him. Not one damn redeeming quality. Somehow though, he envisions women as seeing themselves as entitled to him. If that were true, they'd be hitting on him. They're not though. Lucas lacks the ability to look at reality for what it is. His mind can't do it. He has to hold on to the delusion or otherwise he'd have to face the pain of knowing what a worthless piece of garbage he really is.

 

[OnMeDick]

I get what he's doing, it's a really, really basic (as in so basic you're often told not to use it in actual sales or marketing jobs it's that transparent) marketing technique of trying to make himself seem like he's desirable and has his choice of women so make your case as to why he should pick you but.....it really doesn't work for people who literally have nothing to offer. He doesn't have looks, intelligence, personality, money, any sort of useful skills, health, decent clothes, nothing, he has absolutely nothing and has said as much in some of his public park freak outs in the past.

There is no woman out there that would ever want him, not even as a fixer upper, it's one thing to fix up a house that needs some new carpet and maybe the electric or plumbing redone, or even a gut and remodel, it's entirely another when it's already in dry rot filled shambles with trees growing through the floor on a lot that can't be built on because the last time it was zoned was back in the 1950s.

One is salvageable if you have the time, skill, and money to put into it, the other...not so much.

It’s appropriate how, for his pick-up line example section of the video he films it with the camera looking up at him, as though he is talking to a small child, or a girl he has lured into his Silence of the Lambs style rape pit (plot twist: there is no lotion, only chicken grease).

Also, thank god for those times he closed his eyes for long periods like he was having a stroke, because although I am straight, and a male, I was so overwhelmed with sexual lust for him when he said ‘Hi my name is Lucas’ I could hardly think straight

 

[Wernology]

If you wanted to hear his yelling, then far too many minutes of him slurping and smacking to shitty music having been sound corrected so it's not so tinny because his phone is trash:

He's just so unimaginably disgusting when he's eating.

He's disgusting anyway, but I'd take him with his titties flailing about while he yells about telomeres and sluts who won't fuck him over having to listen to him eat or drink any day.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Yeah, we anarcho-communists must stand against our CORPORATE oppressors.
#Doritos, #Dr Pepper

#lucaslogic

Don't mess with him! The cops are on his side #ACAB

What in the actual fuck

Between the music, the weird expressions and the fact hes chugging dr pepper and shit quality ramen that ones just trippy as fuck

Also

So he is eating a bag of chips, followed by a bowl of ramen and at least two drinks, seeing how fast he chugged the one in this video

Sodium & sugar; followed by a bag of sodium and a second bottle of sugar.
How his kidneys aren't crystalized yet is baffling to me...

 

[mothman96]

If you wanted to hear his yelling, then far too many minutes of him slurping and smacking to shitty music having been sound corrected so it's not so tinny because his phone is trash:

He's just so unimaginably disgusting when he's eating.

He's disgusting anyway, but I'd take him with his titties flailing about while he yells about telomeres and sluts who won't fuck him over having to listen to him eat or drink any day.

Left out the one he posted to his IG where he says "If I don't find my 1, so help me, hands on deck, on the heavens and the earth". He didn't post this one to his channel.

 

[Wernology]

Left out the one he posted to his IG where he says "If I don't find my 1, so help me, hands on deck, on the heavens and the earth". He didn't post this one to his channel.

Didn't leave it out as in 'forgot', haven't been on IG today. When he splits dumb shit up and I'm way too tired to deal with netting it all since another thing he fails at is being consistent, I just get it the next day.

Mostly, I didn't want him to see the account I use to save those as active today, as it almost always means he'll DM me and, because he's a fucking creep with no social boundaries, if you don't answer The Wern's DMs in what he considers a timely manner he gets all bitchy about it then somehow tends to spiral into accusing me of being on KF (I mean, he's not wrong there, to be entirely fair...) because why ELSE wouldn't I respond to his hilarious jokes and memes that I can just as easily see on his IG profile anyway immediately?

He's like a fucking 4 year old screaming "LOOK AT WHAT I MADE!! LOOK WHAT I MADE! PAY ATTENTION ME! LOOK WHAT I MADE!!" half the time.

It may be time to create a burner account that I don't use to comment on his posts there.

Edit: Like fucking CLOCKWORK...I wasn't even in the app for an entire two minutes, it doesn't take long to copy the IGTV links and paste them into the other app, and guess who the fuck DMmed me.

I swear, if I didn't live on the other side of the country I'd worry one morning I'd open my living room curtains and see his fat face pressed up against the glass.

Another edit: I don't know why, but his eyes closed pictures are so much creepier than the ones where you can see the full on batshit crazy in his eyes. Anyway, since that woman doesn't exist outside of his fat, balding head, it's safe to say he's feeling his own pulse.

I should probably get some sleep but, hey, figured I'd just throw this one up with some slightly fixed sound; we all know SCC is fully aware of this fucking nutjob and went with "Oh we can't do anything until he DOES SOMETHING, he has rights too! " so why not? Plus, we all know if Lucas ever got confronted about any of his videos he'd just start crying about how he's a comedian and we're trolls anyway.

Should note, I'm not mad/angry/whatever, just very tired today so my tolerance level of Lucas is pretty low.

(You could say it's short term, temporary...wernout. I'll see myself out for the night.)

 

[mothman96]

Another edit: I don't know why, but his eyes closed pictures are so much creepier than the ones where you can see the full on batshit crazy in his eyes. Anyway, since that woman doesn't exist outside of his fat, balding head, it's safe to say he's feeling his own pulse.
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I'd say what he's feeling is a bad case of heartburn after eating the spicy ramen.

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[AnOminous]

Yup 2 drinks. Made me laugh, he's acting all cool with his spicy ramen and almost chokes on the 1st fork full..

That ramen isn't even very hot. It's not even as hot as the Shin Ramyun Black you can get at Wal-Mart.

 

[IceQueen]

Well that’s ironic

 

[Purgatorium]

When I go look for his Instagram account, every other turns up except his. Does this mean he is shadowbanned?

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Well now, the hot 18 yr olds have to try to impress the Freak for him to consider them wife material. So how many more things is the Freak going to come up with to give himself an "out" to not do his Wern 2.0.

ETA: Wait, just remembered an 18 yr old that looks like she's 12 "impresses" the Freak.

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It's horrifying to know he's probably jacked off to pictures of Greta

What in the actual fuck

Between the music, the weird expressions and the fact hes chugging dr pepper and shit quality ramen that ones just trippy as fuck

I love when he does those weird music videos. Its great at the start where he tries to look cool pulling the mask down but slips and tries again

 

[Particle Bored]

I'd say what he's feeling is a bad case of heartburn after eating the spicy ramen.

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I want to see more black folks leveraging their race to shit talk him. Might get us some more hard R videos.

It's horrifying to know he's probably jacked off to pictures of Greta

I love when he does those weird music videos. Its great at the start where he tries to look cool pulling the mask down but slips and tries again

He's such a fat faggot retard he doesnt realize the masks have that bit of wire in them so you can pinch it over your nose to keep it from sliding down so easily.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Does he not realize that he is wearing his mask backwards???

disposable masks are typically triple ply with one filter layer. filters are directional, and typically the colored portion (usually blue/green sometimes yellow or pink, but can be many other colors) are meant to face outwards. the outer side is a water resistant treatment, then a liner, then filter, then another liner. assuming that mask is a typical two-tone disposable style, then at least he's wearing it in the correct direction (assumingly). he's worn it inside out several times though, and i genuinely think he just doesn't pay attention or care.

he is wearing it upside down though, lol.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

When I go look for his Instagram account, every other turns up except his. Does this mean he is shadowbanned?

Pretty sure it means youre blocked? Im blocked from his IG, and it doesnt show up in searches for me either. It did until I was blocked.

 

[Purgatorium]

Pretty sure it means youre blocked? Im blocked from his IG, and it doesnt show up in searches for me either. It did until I was blocked.

I’m not actually! I found him eventually through an account named lucaswerner81 that referred to his actual account, so that means I’m not blocked, but the same thing happens when you search for a couple of SWers that are shadowbanned so that’s why I’m asking.