Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
Since he wants the women masked it looks to be he wants an in-person study group with him as the only man.
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I mean, the show Community started with a study group formed by a guy just to try and get laid, and they all grew as people. Maybe this will mark the beginning of a new step of spiritual and emotional enlightenment for Pucas.

Or, more likely, this will lead to a freak out when he gets banned from the campus library for smelling like day old tuna marinated in skunk juice (which sounds like something he'd cook).
 
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Big Redman Incorporated said:
I mean, the show Community started with a study group formed by a guy just to try and get laid, and they all grew as people. Maybe this will mark the beginning of a new step of spiritual and emotional enlightenment for Pucas.

Or, more likely, this will lead to a freak out when he gets banned from the campus library for smelling like day old tuna marinated in skunk juice (which sounds like something he'd cook).
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Lucas -grow as a person etc. --never going to happen. He wants access to women with no "cock-blockers" around and have his class assignments done for him. He still has to approach women to make the invite to the study group. Taking into account he's been making excuses for not "introducing" himself to women on campus how is he going to make the study group happen. Don't see his study group plan going anywhere.

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If he doesn't get the information where he can find the 1, he's threatening to do what?
"If I don't find my 1, so help me, hands on deck, on the heavens and the earth"

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Big Redman Incorporated said:
I mean, the show Community started with a study group formed by a guy just to try and get laid, and they all grew as people. Maybe this will mark the beginning of a new step of spiritual and emotional enlightenment for Pucas.

Or, more likely, this will lead to a freak out when he gets banned from the campus library for smelling like day old tuna marinated in skunk juice (which sounds like something he'd cook).
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To be fair the only way Lucas will grow as a person, is if he eats Clinkerdagger, or his 12 pounds of cheese for an entire month.
ItsjustabowlofGary said:
Did anyone else notice that the Wern’s bald spot in this pic looks like an ass?
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Baldie got back.
 
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klickitat said:
Okay, then. I mean it's not all that surprising considering he seemed to also have trouble operating a DS, a computer, and occasionally a phone.
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Im pretty sure that's most, if not all, of the videos he makes that don't show his face, but instead just swing around the room focusing on nothing in particular, are because he somehow doesnt realize the face cam isnt on.
 
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Particle Bored said:
Im pretty sure that's most, if not all, of the videos he makes that don't show his face, but instead just swing around the room focusing on nothing in particular, are because he somehow doesnt realize the face cam isnt on.
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'What entitles you to me?!'


Not a single word of anything he says in this video makes any sense whatsoever. The only thing thats clear is his narcissism is off the charts in this one

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'How can you possibly deny the fact that I know how to get my woman?! What entitles you to me?!'

Gee I don't know.....the fact you've spent a decade incel raging about not being able to get a woman and demanding others get you one? and the fact that you don't have a woman
 
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Club Sandwich said:
baldness is a sign of above average testosterone levels that accumulate in cells over time. there was some prison study where state-castrated inmates were studied along with the general population and determined that men with little or low testosterone, or who were insensitive to testosterone through drugs or chemicals, would stop balding. this is also why, some people say, that "tough guys" tend to be bald - the higher testosterone levels that lend itself to muscle and bone growth and aggression will also lead to baldness (specifically - beards and body hair are usually unaffected as the follicles differ from the ones on the scalp).

testosterone is also linked to heart failure, kidney disease, liver disorders, acne, high blood pressure, blood clots, depression, and risky, aggressive behavior. Lucas is likely naturally losing hair because that's what happens to average men as they age - there's nothing special about it. if he were completely bald by the time he was 30, then you might say he's especially sensitive to testosterone, or there's some other hormonal thing going on.
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Like Elon?
 
WonderWino said:
'What entitles you to me?!'


Not a single word of anything he says in this video makes any sense whatsoever. The only thing thats clear is his narcissism is off the charts in this one

Also

'How can you possibly deny the fact that I know how to get my woman?! What entitles you to me?!'

Gee I don't know.....the fact you've spent a decade incel raging about not being able to get a woman and demanding others get you one? and the fact that you don't have a woman
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Alas, the video is already restricted, which piques my curiosity considering some of the content that Lucas has left up on his channel. Seems that Lucas received a bit of negative attention over it. I don't suppose anyone snagged a copy or could provide a detailed summary?
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Alas, the video is already restricted, which piques my curiosity considering some of the content that Lucas has left up on his channel. Seems that Lucas received a bit of negative attention over it. I don't suppose anyone snagged a copy or could provide a detailed summary?
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Try it again, it isn't restricted on my end. Might have been youtube being buggy
 
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mothman96 said:
Where is she in all SCC. The 1 hot masked Gen Z bae that's waiting for Lucas to show up and make her weak in the knees when he says "Hi, I'm Lucas, It's nice to meet you. What's your name? etc. etc. He just needs the location to find her.
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I still to this day find it strange how Lucas has such a focus on women, and yet has not learned how to talk to them. Amazing how someone can dedicate so much of their life to the pursuit of something, and still fucking suck at it.
 
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WonderWino said:
'What entitles you to me?!'


Not a single word of anything he says in this video makes any sense whatsoever. The only thing thats clear is his narcissism is off the charts in this one

Also

'How can you possibly deny the fact that I know how to get my woman?! What entitles you to me?!'

Gee I don't know.....the fact you've spent a decade incel raging about not being able to get a woman and demanding others get you one? and the fact that you don't have a woman
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WHAT. THE. ABSOLUTE. FUCK.

Is this what happens when acute schizophrenia collides with malignant narcissism?
 
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The mask thing is just Lucas virtue signaling and trying to be woke. In order for masks to be effective they need to be clean and changed. His are usually absolutely filthy. This also gives him an excuse to be a pussy. I doubt there are really many if any women walking around in campus buildings not wearing masks right now. College campuses have to be very careful with that.

No one thinks or wants to be entitled to Lucas. He is a stinky hobo who goes reee all the time. If he approaches a woman at the college she will want to get away from him ASAP. This may throw Lucas into a tard rage.

Not even Suzanne would take Lucas back. No attractive Gen Z woman is gonna want to date him. Like I have said before not too many 18-24 year old women are interested in dating a 41 year old man. Sure, it sometimes happens, but not too often. If it does they don't date filthy obese homeless men. It's not in the cards for Tubby.

Also, I hope no one is dumb enough to put Lucas in a study group voluntarily. If there is a group project, God help the people that have the cow in their group. He will be complete dead weight and will not do a damn thing and will want all the work done for him, because he is disabled and homeless.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
The mask thing is just Lucas virtue signaling and trying to be woke. In order for masks to be effective they need to be clean and changed. His are usually absolutely filthy. This also gives him and excuse to be a pussy. I doubt there are really many if any women walking around in campus buildings not wearing masks right now. College campuses have to be very careful with that.

No one thinks or wants to be entitled to Lucas. He is a stinky hobo who goes reee all the time. If he approaches a woman at the college she will want to get away from him ASAP. This may throw Lucas into a tard rage.

Not even Suzanne would take Lucas back. No attractive Gen Z woman is gonna want to date him. Like I have said before not too many 18-24 year old women are interested in dating a 41 year old man. Sure, it sometimes happens, but not too often. If it does they don't date filthy obese homeless men. It's not in the cards for Tubby.

Also, I hope no one is dumb enough to put Lucas in a study group voluntarily. If there is a group project, God help the people that have the cow in their group. He will be complete dead weight and will not do a damn thing and will want all the work done for him, because he is disabled and homeless.
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It stands to reason there will be at least one mandatory group assignment during the course. There always is with those kinds of classes. Since nobody in their right mind is going to willingly offer lucas a place in their group, especially if they're young women, it'll inevitably be the teacher assigning him to a group. Likely an all male group with the older students. That in itself with infuriate lucas. I bet one of his plans is to get himself forcibly assigned to a group project with a hot young zoomer bae, as a way of being entitled to be in her presence without her being able to refuse interacting with him, thus giving him a chance to do whatever the fuck he thinks he will win her over through his 'conversations' and his 'hi i'm lucas' line. Teachers aren't stupid, they know a creepy student when they see one in their classes. and thats why he won't be assigned to a group with said women in them. If somehow something got fucked up and there was somehow no other choice but to do so, it won't end well for lucas. I would give it 2 days max before he gets reported to the instructor for making her uncomfortable. By the same token, getting placed in an all male group - let alone an older male group, would make lucas rage just as hard internally, as it would be the teacher cockblocking him in his twisted mind. I can see him chimping out over it after the rage builds for a few days. At the very least we'd be getting some very interesting 'the republican teacher is cockblocking me!' video raging. That in itself could cause some problems for lucas if the college found out about them. They tend to be very wary of unstable students ranting about other specific students and/or teachers like that at colleges these days, out of fear somebody is going to go off the deep end and columbine the place

So lucas's first group assignment will more than likely fuck him over one way or another. The best part is he doesn't even see it coming. He thinks its his 'in' to getting close to a zoomer bae and is blinded to any other possibility, as always
 
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I puzzled over Lucas's "What Entitles You To Me." It was time misspent.
LUCAS WERNER: Without my woman, Lady Z, we shall never be free...of our struggle. This is the generation: everyone of these people is a revolutionary and some of them aren't smart. They might think they're like the hippies in the 1960s by saying "I'm a Republican, I don't want to wear the mask. I will be free." "But I just don't want to, even though I'm leftist, I don't want to wear the mask, because I want to be free." They're that anarchistic, they're stupid. It's got to be one of the two right?

So half of them, I wonder: what entitles you to me? You wearing mask? You wearing a mask? You wearing mask? What entitles you to me? Stupid fucking people.

But if you're wearing a mask, and you're making eye contact, and you're something I like of Lady Z, fit, healthy, smart, compassionate, or obviously implied by this interchange, otherwise I wouldn't be interested.

Hi. I'm Lucas. What's your name? See who it is. How are you today? What kind of classes are you taking? Do you enjoy your classes so far? What do you enjoy about your classes. See, this is what you mean, how an you possibly deny the fact that I know how to get my woman. What entitles you to me?
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From this, all I can gather, is that if you are a hot, masked Lady Z, and you make eye contact with Lucas Werner, he will apparently find you worthy of his attention and subject you to an interrogation. It is doubtful he has any interest in the answers to his planned questions.

It seems that Lucas has mastered the inexorable, playground logic of "I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I." Lucas gets grief for being entitled. But Lucas isn't, entitled, you see, it's the world that's entitled. Why should Lucas be crushed on you, if you don't wear a mask? Lucas has standards. Why should you, Lady Z, just assume that Lucas wants to hump you very badly? It is not because he is clearly desperate and constantly professes his love to an entire generation of women half his age or less, but rather, everybody is stupid. Except for the one who makes eye contact with him.
 
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