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I refuse to believe it’s anything but one of these that he came rolling into the shelter with, slung over his shoulder like a super shitty Santa
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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.....That was freshly fished out of a dumpster no doubt
Perhaps lucas intends to bait zoomer bae's with his popcorn by emulating the famous scene from troll 2:
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The easiest explanation for how Lucas came across 9 pounds of popcorn is he didn’t and he made it up
ItsjustabowlofGary
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Sure Lucas, it has absolutely nothing to do with you being a Smelly, Awkward, Off-putting, Hobo Trash Golem.
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“I’m single and it’s your fault.”
This should be chiseled on his gravestone.
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“I’m single and it’s your fault” should be chiseled on the gravestone of every single angry little warped incel who screeches about Chads and Staceys and roasties and alpha-T-presenting-jawbone-proportions and how all women over 21 have had at least one abortion.
Lucas’ gravestone, on the other hand, should only carry one simple epitaph:
“It Wasn’t In The Cards.”
Fatal Walter
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Figured there had to be some sort of online maker for these.
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This was my thought, the fact we have videos of all the other painful minutiae of this idiot's life, and yet he didn't film himself lugging an industrial sized bag of popcorn seems incredibly unlikely to me,
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Ok, I definitely have some catching up to do here, I've been lurking on a sock account and have kinda kept up. Thanks to everyone contributing here, I appreciate each and everyone of you. Now I assume he is still "in school", and I'm wondering (unless it's been established and I've overlooked/not read it yet) do we know that where he is cooking is the homeless shelter? Seems there would be a better chance of it being a communal college kitchen.
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He has a microwave oven at the homeless shelter, I would assume the college shut down the communal kitchen due to the pandemic, as most of the classes are online now. But there is speculation that he has been banned from the communal hobo kitchen as well (probably due to burning food and not cleaning up after himself).
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I am thinking it is likely that Lucas lost his cooking privleges at the hobo shelter.
Typically, when something embarrassing happens to Lucas that really puts him in a bad light he does not talk about it. Like when Weebly shut down his website twice or PayPal kicked him off their platform for running a scam, Lucas just goes quiet about it, acts like they never existed.
Also, probably the same thing with his boardgames. It would be embarrassing to admit that he blew all that money on those expensive board games only to leave them behind to be thrown in the dumpster when he was evicted from his fartbox. So when asked about it he gives a very short answer and tries to mooove on. But before his eviction he did a lot of board game review videos on these games with commentary on how Gen Z women are bigots for not dating him. Now he never mentions them anymore.
Typically, when something embarrassing happens to Lucas that really puts him in a bad light he does not talk about it. Like when Weebly shut down his website twice or PayPal kicked him off their platform for running a scam, Lucas just goes quiet about it, acts like they never existed.
Also, probably the same thing with his boardgames. It would be embarrassing to admit that he blew all that money on those expensive board games only to leave them behind to be thrown in the dumpster when he was evicted from his fartbox. So when asked about it he gives a very short answer and tries to mooove on. But before his eviction he did a lot of board game review videos on these games with commentary on how Gen Z women are bigots for not dating him. Now he never mentions them anymore.
Yes Lucas, you're going to be left waiting till you die.
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His skin pallor is making me uncomfortable
At least he didn’t blur his eyebrows into oblivion in this pic though
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Only half? Wonder what got him to drop "90%" being "generation socialist."
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Look at him lying on the ground like the bum that he is! Lol!
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He was asserting the other day that all those maskless zoomer chicks at SCC must have been Republicans, so he's probably adjusting for that...
I don't think he's lying down. It's the angle in which he took the selfie. He's sitting in a blue chair. There are blue chairs in the SCC student center and could be in other common areas on campus.
The real irony is given its Luke I am about 50/50 on the ‘weird angle explanation’ vs the ‘actually laying on the ground like some kind of stinky hobo roadkill’ explanation
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This is from the SCC Lair Student Center virtual tour. In his selfie the bottom of the column can be seen by his forehead and bit of the blue chair by his ear and more under his hand. The chair arrangement by now can be different.The real irony is given its Luke I am about 50/50 on the ‘weird angle explanation’ vs the ‘actually laying on the ground like some kind of stinky hobo roadkill’ explanation
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Trainwreck
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I bet he moved the chair so he could charge his phone with the outlet. Hope they burn the fucking chair after he's been sitting/lounging in it for god knows how long.