Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I know he’s only for “evidence or fuck off” when it’s about anyone but him, but truly Lucas, please tell us what anyone is “losing” when you decide to block them/stop talking to them/leave their life. You can mooo about classism/agephobia/ableism all you want — you will NEVER change the fact that no woman anywhere is going to choose a homeless, mentally and physically unwell, obese, jobless hobo over a man with... literally ANY good qualities. You have absolutely NONE.

Women might want a man who can provide for them, or at least contribute to providing for them as a couple and their future family — you haven’t had a job in two decades by your own admission. No, screaming in the street that people should give you money and goods for doing the same shit you do regardless is not a job. Again, you can scream and moo and ree that it is, but it’s not and never will be. Your fake ass reality isn’t reality. Additionally, some women might want a man who is physically and mentally healthy, especially if they do want to have kids. You are not. You are absolutely riddled with mental illness to the point where you cannot care for yourself, let alone a spouse and children, you’re an unmedicated schizophrenic who hears voices, sees things that aren’t there, and is in a delusional state most of the time. You have a very serious bacterial illness (MRSA). You are obese and have cycled for years between rapid weight loss and gain from binging and then [involuntarily] purging when you spend all of your government funding in the first week of the month because you are just THAT incompetent. You are reproductively challenged and you smoke so much weed that your sperm count is probably non-existent anyway.

So please, as you always say, PROVE to us what exactly anyone is “losing”. You can hope and pray (we all know you believe in God and are simply angry at Him, you’re not even good at being an atheist) all you want that the world will do a complete 180 and unsuitable, incompetent men will become the most wanted by women but it. Will. Never. Happen. Unless you change quite literally everything about yourself no woman will EVER want you, no matter how much you throw tantrums in the street about how terrible everyone is. You don’t understand that no one cares, in fact we couldn’t possibly care less. We are happy, with lives, jobs, spouses, and families. You are the odd one out here, not everyone else, and I know it helps you sleep at night to believe otherwise but deep down you know you are absolutely nothing that anyone wants and that is unlikely to ever change.
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"what they lost".

lost what? a borderline psychotic, violent, impoverished angry fat body that can barely keep it coherent enough to avoid jail and hypothermia? lost access to a parasite on taxpayer funds and the generosity of charities and their donors? how about the lost opportunity for a family with someone that is unable to gain and maintain the most minimum of households or self-sufficiency?

what is being lost here? Lucas cannot answer this question, because to do so is undeniably damaging to his ego, and is absolutely crippling to his own sense of self-image. if Lucas realized clearly how others see him, without any delusion, he would weep at his waste of a life.
 
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Lucas breaking down at the end and literally screeching that this is HIS INSTA HIS PARTY HE’S IMPORTANT HERE ME ME ME!!!!! LUCAS!!!!

i love that he feels threatened by even the abstract concept of other men’s existence, here on the internet. You can’t come to his instagram party if you have a boyfriend or love another man more than HIM!! You can’t come to Lucas’ party if you’re a man, go away, women only!!!

That one post nakedly shows every ounce of Lucas’ insecurity, desperation to be important or popular, as well as his pants-wetting FEAR of other men and how he knows he doesn’t stack up against any of them, so the only way for him to get a girlfriend is to be the only man in existence. And even then, it’s not in the cards.

Lucas is like a man who demands to enter a race, then furiously insists that ALL the other entrants have their legs tied together and their hands bound and also be shipped off to another country before the race starts, otherwise it’s unfair. He knows, deep down, the only way he could win that race is by being literally the only person in it.

A very apposite metaphor, actually. Lucas doesn’t see women as people, but as a goal or target, like the finish line. The other men in the race aren’t telling Lucas where the finish line is, he thinks. He just has to find it and throw his bloated corpse of a body across it before any other male racers show up and he wins.

Sadly for Lucas, the finish line has opinions and her own desires and she will not appear for Lucas, because he’s disgusting, ugly, ignorant and riddled with mental illnesses.
 
Sadly for Lucas, the finish line has opinions and her own desires and she will not appear for Lucas, because he’s disgusting, ugly, ignorant and riddled with mental illnesses.

It’s ironic that Lucas hates RPGs and video games, because he wants all women to be non-playable characters. Affable, scripted, and mindless.
 
Now you know ladies of Spokane. When Lucas Werner comes at you, tell him you are on your period.

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Oh look Lucas has to show how generous he is. He's taking food the college provides for students in need and he's going to "share" with the homeless at the shelter. He's not a "greedmonger" like the young guys, so why aren't the Gen Z baes not lining up to fuck him.

 
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Lucas Werner, Fat Faggot: I'm the priority here! *ME* Lucas Werner!
What a wonderful fit. Reminds me of one of my favorites: "Lucas! Vagina!"

Lucas uses his IG as a venue for courtship displays. It's the place where he will attract a mate by demonstrating value. He is plenty good. He just needs the right baes to observe it. Can't have anyone calling attention away from him.

Lucas does not want other males in his IG. It is a safe place for him, free of competition. The kind of place he's desperate to find IRL. The party where all the hot Gen Z baes go when they're ready to procreate.

I've long been fascinated by Lucas's competitiveness with his perceived romantic rivals. I maintain that his poon quest is largely driven by a need to prove his worth against other males. Poon is what's contested. Lucas wants to triumph over his foes by swooping on their girl, or flaunting he hottest bae. He also expects his foes to yeet him down a bae. He cannot compete directly for female attention, so he bitterly insists that other men stop cockblocking him and hoarding all the baes. He has a history of believing that other men are sexually undermining him by challenging his masculinity behind his back (like Cyril telling everyone he's gay).

Merely mentioning another dude is enough to trigger Lucas's omega male anxieties and send him feebly snorting and stomping. I can only imagine his response if a flatbill were to use Lucas's IG to host his own courtship displays and flexes, or if one flirted with a bae in his comments.
 
Now you know ladies of Spokane. When Lucas Werner comes at you, tell him you are on your period.

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Oh look Lucas has to show how generous he is. He's taking food the college provides for students in need and he's going to "share" with the homeless at the shelter. He's not a "greedmonger" like the young guys, so why aren't the Gen Z baes not lining up to fuck him.

The fat faggot is taking that away from other students who need it. It is not meant to be donated to others outside the school. The fuckin cow is too dumb to understand that. Thinks he is doing a plenty good thing.
 
Now you know ladies of Spokane. When Lucas Werner comes at you, tell him you are on your period.

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Oh look Lucas has to show how generous he is. He's taking food the college provides for students in need and he's going to "share" with the homeless at the shelter. He's not a "greedmonger" like the young guys, so why aren't the Gen Z baes not lining up to fuck him.

Damn @Fatal Walter. You really have triggered the fat faggot. Either he thinks the Gen Z Baes are watching your vids and he's desperately trying to change their minds, or you have really poked his nerve to the upmost.
 
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