Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[IceQueen]

What is there to debate with Klickitat? He just reuploads what Lucas says, and adds a few graphics reminding Lucas that it's not in the cards for him.

Lucas really let people calling him greedy get under his skin, for some reason. 3 videos on Walter Fate now. Of all the things that Lucas takes umbrage over.

This is an extremely good point lol from what I’ve seen, Klickitat doesn’t comment on Lucas’ posts, nor does he make the kinds of videos that Walter does for the most part that actually tear into Lucas and break down everything that’s wrong with him (not that I have any issue with Walter’s videos). Klickitat literally just posts the EXACT videos that Lucas posts, except with different titles. The titles of the videos are the “meanest” thing Klickitat does to Lucas. He posts Lucas’ OWN words and posts, the videos that he himself makes, hell even the “it’s not in the cards” intros and “you’re scaring the HELL out of me man” outros are in LUCAS’ OWN VOICE. The outros are from videos that Lucas himself didn’t post, sure, but the intros are from videos that LUCAS MADE AND POSTED.

So uh... yeah... What exactly is the major problem he has with Klickitat, of all people? Lucas even used to say that he thought Walter was a decent guy and appreciated Walter giving him so much “free advertising” ... Isn’t Klickitat doing the same thing, and technically “better” because he legit mostly just posts Lucas’ own content??? Yet Lucas seems to have a bigger problem with Klickitat than with Walter or Goldaor, both of whom you’d think he would be more angry at.

But hey I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that I don’t understand the delusions of grandeur inside a raving hobo’s head.

 

[BlakeTheRake]

This is an extremely good point lol from what I’ve seen, Klickitat doesn’t comment on Lucas’ posts, nor does he make the kinds of videos that Walter does for the most part that actually tear into Lucas and break down everything that’s wrong with him (not that I have any issue with Walter’s videos). Klickitat literally just posts the EXACT videos that Lucas posts, except with different titles. The titles of the videos are the “meanest” thing Klickitat does to Lucas. He posts Lucas’ OWN words and posts, the videos that he himself makes, hell even the “it’s not in the cards” intros and “you’re scaring the HELL out of me man” outros are in LUCAS’ OWN VOICE. The outros are from videos that Lucas himself didn’t post, sure, but the intros are from videos that LUCAS MADE AND POSTED.

So uh... yeah... What exactly is the major problem he has with Klickitat, of all people? Lucas even used to say that he thought Walter was a decent guy and appreciated Walter giving him so much “free advertising” ... Isn’t Klickitat doing the same thing, and technically “better” because he legit mostly just posts Lucas’ own content??? Yet Lucas seems to have a bigger problem with Klickitat than with Walter or Goldaor, both of whom you’d think he would be more angry at.

But hey I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that I don’t understand the delusions of grandeur inside a raving hobo’s head.

Obviously Lucas is too retarded to DMCA a clip channel. Those are the easiest channels to take down on YouTube.

 

[Youwiththe5girlfriends]

Doubt it’s someone from SCC but could set him off is he thinks it is.

 

[Club Sandwich]

He took the food/toiletries for the sole purpose of making the video to "show up" Walter. A "look at me I'm not greedy, see how I donate to the shelter".

in CA, theft of charitable donations is a gross misdemeanor, or third degree theft. Washington State seems to have similar language in their Revised Code :

Theft in the third degree.​

(1) A person is guilty of theft in the third degree if he or she commits theft of property or services which (a) does not exceed seven hundred fifty dollars in value, or (b) includes ten or more merchandise pallets, or ten or more beverage crates, or a combination of ten or more merchandise pallets and beverage crates.
(2) Theft in the third degree is a gross misdemeanor.

https://app.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=9A.56.050

https://app.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=4.24.230 explains liability for the infraction and who might have grounds in court. in theory, theft of the donation bin isn't the same as salvaging abandoned property - the donation bin (or area/bench/thing, wherever he got the bags) is meant to be handed out to a specific audience. it might be fraud rather than theft if Lucas misrepresented himself in some way, but simply taking from the donation bin might be a misdemeanor.

if Lucas had happened upon bags just sitting around without a sign or something clearly showing ownership or something; or if he had a genuine belief (a legal defense) that he qualified to take the bag(s), then it's not likely a crime. college administration might have some serious words about it though.

fun fact: if Lucas has taken these items before the office handling donations to students took possession of them (example: a specific drop off point or box or table or whatever to accept donations at), then that is considered theft of property. depending on the value or the type of property can quickly escalate from a misdemeanor to a felony.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Giving away food/necessities that did not cost him anything isn't proof of being charitable. What's far more telling is what he did when he received his tard bux, a veritable orgy of takeout and sugary drinks all consumed over a few days of toxic self-indulgence.

He can proclaim his anarcho-communism all he wants, when he gets a pittance all of those dearly held beliefs go out his motel window.

 

[Josef Mengele]

I love how Lucas thinks the Reddit stock market takeover was this super intelligent and well planned out move. What he doesn't understand is that they were propping up a failing business model. It was like when my fuher wanted to retake Hungary in 1944, the Soviets were already advancing, we were just wasting resources trying to retake Hungary. Gamestop was mostly operating in brick and mortar locations, most of them were falling behind on rent and were unable to move merchandise. Gamestop was in this predicament due to poor management and unwillingness to change their business model, they could have gone to streaming platforms and transferred most of the merchandise to online retail, but they continued to execute a failing business model. Lucas furthermore doesn't understand the ramifications for such a volatile event, the SEC will tax and garnish heavily on those who sold stock early, they also will be subjected to market tampering investigations and will most likely have new statutes put in place, furthermore, companies like Robinhood will most likely have extra taxes and investigations and Reddit will probably be monitored more closely. The SEC will try to prevent another event like this from happening again, they want market driven change not what happened yesterday. So in short the Gamestop stock was profitable in the early stages but they most likely will lose money and investors in the long run and they will most likely not experience the type of growth that attracts future investors.
But Lucas acts like it was a great rebellious act that he had taken part in, remember the only things that are in Lucas' investment portfolio are Clinkerdagger steaks, 9lbs donations of popcorn, 15lbs of cheese every month.

 

[mothman96]

Doubt it’s someone from SCC but could set him off is he thinks it is.

Lucas talking to himself on campus, yea I can see that happening. He's been caught talking to himself before by @Trainwreck.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-641#post-6285867

ETA:
The Freak admitting he talks to himself. Of course the part of Lucas "owning" the guy is just his delusion

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-425#post-5482038

 

[Youwiththe5girlfriends]

Lucas talking to himself on campus, yea I can see that happening. He's been caught talking to himself before by @Trainwreck.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-641#post-6285867

Shuffling from building to building on his dead diabetes foot with 3 bags of donated ramen and feminine hygiene products.
Ladies look out!

 

[mothman96]

He's fat because the Gen Zs are greedy and don't invite him to sex parties to burn off calories.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas talking to himself on campus, yea I can see that happening. He's been caught talking to himself before by @Trainwreck.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-641#post-6285867

He's been spotted talking to himself in public on several occasions. It's one of the weird details about Lucas that I occasionally forget about, and marvel at when I rediscover it.

The content of his self talk is poorly documented, but I can add the following. Once upon a time, Lucas was on audio for quite a while without realizing it, because he is a retard. Most of his self-talk was unintelligible, either due to the placement of his microphone or the volume of his voice, but he was clearly muttering profanity. He wasn't particularly agitated.

There're no great insights to be had from it, but it provides context for why people are so uncomfortable around him.

I love how Lucas thinks the Reddit stock market takeover was this super intelligent and well planned out move. What he doesn't understand is that they were propping up a failing business model. It was like when my fuher wanted to retake Hungary in 1944, the Soviets were already advancing, we were just wasting resources trying to retake Hungary. Gamestop was mostly operating in brick and mortar locations, most of them were falling behind on rent and were unable to move merchandise. Gamestop was in this predicament due to poor management and unwillingness to change their business model, they could have gone to streaming platforms and transferred most of the merchandise to online retail, but they continued to execute a failing business model. Lucas furthermore doesn't understand the ramifications for such a volatile event, the SEC will tax and garnish heavily on those who sold stock early, they also will be subjected to market tampering investigations and will most likely have new statutes put in place, furthermore, companies like Robinhood will most likely have extra taxes and investigations and Reddit will probably be monitored more closely. The SEC will try to prevent another event like this from happening again, they want market driven change not what happened yesterday. So in short the Gamestop stock was profitable in the early stages but they most likely will lose money and investors in the long run and they will most likely not experience the type of growth that attracts future investors.
But Lucas acts like it was a great rebellious act that he had taken part in, remember the only things that are in Lucas' investment portfolio are Clinkerdagger steaks, 9lbs donations of popcorn, 15lbs of cheese every month.

I suspect Lucas understands the autist investor revolt better than most folks who are familiar with the markets. The animating impulse is: Fuck those guys. It's one of the few sentiments that Lucas intuitively understands.

 

[mothman96]

I'm so mad Youtube autodeleted this comment.

I mean, if tubby wants to fly me out to Spokane, I'd...actually not go, we're in the middle of a pandemic for a start, and also I don't really care to know what he smells like up close.

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I can't believe he still thinks I live in Spokane...

Just remembered he thinks you're a woman. So he wants a woman to show up at the Cannon Shelter to "debate" him.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

He's fat because the Gen Zs are greedy and don't invite him to sex parties to burn off calories.
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I'm amazed he hasn't blocked this current set of commenters yet, like is he keeping the conversations there this time because he thinks he's genuinely outsmarting and proving himself to be in the right here?

 

[mothman96]

The Freak is saying the campus police talked to him about reports he's made about the students not wearing masks. We know he's a liar but "if" the campus police did talk to him it was due to creeping out women.

ETA:
He brought up "unmasked" students at the HED building. As was noted prior , the picture he took of the students in the HED building they were all wearing masks.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The Freak is saying the campus police talked to him about reports he's made about the students not wearing masks. We know he's a liar but "if" the campus police did talk to him it was due to creeping out women.

It's a given, but this "90% of students not masked up" is a clear Lucas delusion.

Now that there are few men around, he needs a new excuse for why he remains UNABLE to interact with women.

No masks? Oh, how topical! They lack "empathy", One of his most oft-repeated terms . And they're not going to be good for his babies , another favorite .

Don't forget that Lucas has a habit of seeing the conversation that only he's having coming from other people. He often comments that people are talking about "greed and age phobia", recently he said everyone at the homeless shelter was talking about this 24 hours a day , when that's clearly a lie, or a delusion.

No one other than Lucas even uses the word "age phobia".

We know this.

But I imagine the college takes very seriously a report of someone saying that all the students arent wearing masks, So he's just getting himself in more trouble, which is fine .

And expected.

Lucas can't control himself.

His jealousy turns into anger, and then he acts out . This is the Lucas cycle, and it's how he's ruined every nice thing that the government has ever given him , par example the apartment.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Having a rep as a snitch is sure to get you some Gen Z pussy, Lucas.

 

[mothman96]

We know he filmed the women at the Globe, went back to his fart room and masturbated multiple times and posted about it. So yea filming women at college is for "personal enjoyment" in a toilet stall.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Hey, look, Lucas is right for once. I expected him to just call him a pedophile with no evidence like last time. Oh wait, he's saying he bounced the check as a result of cheating? It was as a result of ripping people off on kickstarter. Well, pretty close to being right for Lucas.

 

[Da Dude123]

Just watched the video about Lucas talking about campus security talking to him. He says he sent a video to the school about this. Really? The one where he is reeing about how he wants to talk to the baes but they aren't wearing masks. He really is dumb enough to send that to school administrators.

I am thinking he is either making this up or maybe he saw one or two students not wearing a mask and the molehill turned into a mountain and now he claims none of them are wearing masks. It could have even been someone temporarily not wearing it to eat or drink. That or he is having schizo delusions again.

The last thing that dumbass needs to do is get more on campus administrators and securities radar. We all know people have contacted the school about him and what a security risk he is. I have a hunch his instructors have been notified of his antics and to be aware of him.

It will be amazing if he makes it through this semester without a chimpout. If he approaches a woman with his "hi, I am Lucas. How are you?". If the woman reacts negatively a massive incel chimpout will follow. This could have negative consequences for him. It is a shame that they have to allow him to be there and waste more of our tax dollars. But tards like Lucas have a right to free education!

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

It's a given, but this "90% of students not masked up" is a clear Lucas delusion.

Now that there are few men around, he needs a new excuse for why he remains UNABLE to interact with women.

No masks? Oh, how topical! They lack "empathy", One of his most oft-repeated terms . And they're not going to be good for his babies , another favorite .

Don't forget that Lucas has a habit of seeing the conversation that only he's having coming from other people. He often comments that people are talking about "greed and age phobia", recently he said everyone at the homeless shelter was talking about this 24 hours a day , when that's clearly a lie, or a delusion.

No one other than Lucas even uses the word "age phobia".

We know this.

But I imagine the college takes very seriously a report of someone saying that all the students arent wearing masks, So he's just getting himself in more trouble, which is fine .

And expected.

Lucas can't control himself.

His jealousy turns into anger, and then he acts out . This is the Lucas cycle, and it's how he's ruined every nice thing that the government has ever given him , par example the apartment.

A long while back in the thread I remember discussing Lucas and his delusional conversations he has with himself that he completely believes happened with real people. Can’t remember the details but he repeatedly told a story about some preteen girl who approached him in a park and talked about having sex or something to that effect. It 100% did not happen, but Lucas was convinced it was real. So Lucas definitely has conversations with himself that morph into “real” conversations by his memory.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas has the instincts of a hall monitor. It is no surprise that he has appointed himself the mask police. Seldom does he have the opportunity to tell people You're doing it wrong. Normally, he's the one hearing it. From everyone. About everything.

Lucas is not particularly concerned about old dudes not wearing masks. His issue is fecund Gen Z baes who choose to go maskless, thereby providing Lucas with an opportunity to tell them what they ought to do. Wear a mask, honey. And also, reproduce with me.