Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

AbraCadaver said:
I don’t know what’s more autistic: the schizo madness that is Lucas or the people arguing finance with a schizo madman named Lucas.

I love that Lucas’ awesome comeback of “quit talking to yourself!” is the most schoolyard thing in the world. Literally something a nine year old would thing is a sick burn, yet a twelve year old would think is pathetically lame. Possibly his “cool brother” taught him that one as a child and he’s been keeping it in his back pocket just in case.

“Another awesome line to use on haters is, ‘I’m rubber, you’re glue,’” Lucas explains. “It’s a clever metaphor that implies that everything the hater says bounces off their opponent and sticks to them. Go ahead and use that at your next heated discussion during a board meeting. Works every time.”
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Every time Lucas starts going on about his witty comebacks, I always hear them in Pee-wee Herman's voice.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
I don’t know what’s more autistic: the schizo madness that is Lucas or the people arguing finance with a schizo madman named Lucas.

I love that Lucas’ awesome comeback of “quit talking to yourself!” is the most schoolyard thing in the world. Literally something a nine year old would thing is a sick burn, yet a twelve year old would think is pathetically lame. Possibly his “cool brother” taught him that one as a child and he’s been keeping it in his back pocket just in case.

“Another awesome line to use on haters is, ‘I’m rubber, you’re glue,’” Lucas explains. “It’s a clever metaphor that implies that everything the hater says bounces off their opponent and sticks to them. Go ahead and use that at your next heated discussion during a board meeting. Works every time.”
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Anyone arguing with Lucas, truly arguing with him and not merely baiting him, has already lost something more precious than an argument.

klickitat said:
Every time Lucas starts going on about his witty comebacks, I always hear them in Pee-wee Herman's voice.
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I hear Snagglepuss. The awful pink mountain lion from Hanna Barbera that talks like Burt Lahr.
 
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We know he stares at women. This is what he has to say about staring at a girl until she makes eye contact. Also he had a whole conversation with a beautiful blond without saying a word. After half hour she gave him a funny look so he smiled and walked away. Conversation like hell. She was creeped out the Freak kept staring at her and gave him a dirty look.

ETA: So he's going to keep staring at a girl until she makes eye contact. If it happens that she makes eye contact to him it means she wants to fuck him.
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mothman96 said:
We know he stares at women. This is what he has to say about staring at a girl until she makes eye contact. Also he had a whole conversation with a beautiful blond without saying a word. After half hour she gave him a funny look so he smiled and walked away. Conversation like hell. She was creeped out the Freak kept staring at her and gave him a dirty look.

ETA: So he's going to keep staring at a girl until she makes eye contact. If it happens that she makes eye contact to him it means she wants to fuck him.
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'If shes staring at you with a blank look on her face shes thinking oh my god....'

Well....he's not exactly wrong about that part. Its just not a good 'oh my god' like he thinks it is

The insanity he is spewing there is exactly the same kind of shit serial rapists tell people to justify why they raped their victims. Yes lucas she was totally asking for it with her 'fuck me' stares

and he isn't entirely wrong about having a full conversation with a woman through staring at each other. I mean she did have a conversation with him that way. That conversation went 'stop staring at me you fucking creep!'

That said, no fucking way he stared at her for half an hour with her just giving him a 'funny look.' She'd have told him to fuck off a hell of alot faster than that

and that last screenshot is the kind of out of context post that could come back to haunt lucas pretty easily. 'Whats that about people calling you gay again lucas? You admitted to wanting to fuck a guy right there'. Why are you trying to deny it?
 
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WonderWino said:
'If shes staring at you with a blank look on her face shes thinking oh my god....'

and that last screenshot is the kind of out of context post that could come back to haunt lucas pretty easily. 'Whats that about people calling you gay again lucas? You admitted to wanting to fuck a guy right there'. Why are you trying to deny it?
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The last screenshot was his correction to a statement he made in a previous comment. What he meant to say is "If she's staring at you with a blank look on her face, she's thinking "Oh my God, I want to fuck that guy so much right now"

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AbraCadaver said:
I love that Lucas’ awesome comeback of “quit talking to yourself!” is the most schoolyard thing in the world. Literally something a nine year old would thing is a sick burn, yet a twelve year old would think is pathetically lame. Possibly his “cool brother” taught him that one as a child and he’s been keeping it in his back pocket just in case.
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That's his audience. Lucas is looking to impress nine year old girls.
 
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If she's looking at you with a blank look on her face, she's thinking "Oh my god, I want to [fuck] that guy so much right now.''
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Holy shit, that's the pure psychopathy I watch this thread for. Yes, everyone knows that a blank, uncomfortable look in response to a creepy stare indicates boundless sexual desire. The fact that he not only thinks this way, but brags about it on social media. What the fuck. I also love that he constantly says that 1. these girls all want him and 2. seducing them is as easy as going up and making the most basic introductory small talk, and yet he's been alone for almost a decade and is screamingly miserable and jealous about it. And he's too stupid to see this yawning chasm in his own logic. No, he'll just stare from across the room... not because he's a cripplingly timid incel, but because it's the most effective seduction technique, "the stuff of romantic movie legend". Somehow even more effective than telling girls your name and asking for theirs. Wow.
 
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Amewsed said:
I just realized who Pukas Flabbio Werner reminds me of.
He's a fatter version of Torgo from Manoa Hands of Fate. They must be related. Both terrible creepy neckbearded incels.
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Lucas lacks the muscular thighs.

And yet, I could totally imagine Lucas walking down the street to torgos theme. It would seem to be a near-perfect fit .
 
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On IG, the freak just posted a screenshot of the news story of BLM being nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, without any of his opinion or usual meme-ifying of political images to make them about him in some way.

I love this, because it implies he sees himself as a news source, passing information on to the rest of us. I might now use Pucas as my only source of online news.
 
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