Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Ladies, if you give Lucas that juicy womb, you too could eat burnt sandwiches in a homeless shelter bathroom.

That wasn't thunder, that was the sound of millions of Gen-Z panties hitting the floor all at once

I'm not really sure what some of these mean specifically but it's a kink test Lucas took for fetlife. Which probably reveals him as both boring and a weirdo pervert at the same time somehow.
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That's actually interesting but not too surprising. Its means one of two things:

1) Lucas isn't actually a self-aware sadist, but actually believes that women WANT to be fisted in their butts and fucked in their "pee-pee holes" - which given that Lucas actually believes that he is an attractive male with a life to offer women, is certainly plausible. Further, given that he has zero understanding of real human interactions, he probably thinks that actresses in pornos pretending to enjoy that sort of terrifyingly painful shit are representative of the general female population.

2) Lucas is fully aware that his sexual desires (which we know of thanks to his many Freudian slips during videos) are unpopular and unappealing, and had enough self-awareness to hide those desires on Fetlife.

I actually think its #1, but both are possibilities.

 

[mothman96]

Dear god. I don't know what he did to that flank steak but holy mother of god that looks horrifying

I mean he put smoked ground mustard.....on a steak....before putting it in the toaster oven. What the fuck is wrong with this guy. His pallet must be utterly fucked up

Also he has officially admitted to trying to bait women again. So far with food, pop, candy and smokes

At the 0:27 mark, are those a woman's arms/hands? Also the tray he's got those tots on is the crumb/drip tray that sits on the bottom of the toaster oven. He's going to use it as a baking tray.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Has he intimated Wern 2.0? When will the chimp out occur?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas thinks giving a woman free shit who shows zero interest in him is not simping. Heh.

 

[mothman96]

So when does he invite Dorothy to Motel 6 to dick her down.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-388#post-5305522

 

[WonderWino]

At the 0:27 mark, are those a woman's arms/hands? Also the tray he's got those tots on is the crumb/drip tray that sits on the bottom of the toaster oven. He's going to use it as a baking tray.

That is exactly the kind of stupidity that causes serious grease fires. and knowing lucas, if such a fire starts in the toaster oven he'll do what idiots always do - throw water on it, which won't put it out and will only spread the grease fire all over the table, if not the wall behind it. Lucas could legit burn the place down doing things like that. On that note, if this is his idea of using a toaster oven safely, I think its a very good thing he got his ass kicked out of his apartment. If he had one of those things when he was living there he'd definitely cause a fire sooner or later, which could leave alot of people homeless, if not seriously injured as a result

Has he intimated Wern 2.0? When will the chimp out occur?

Oh yeah, this will totally end well for him

Also, he non ironically admitted he's been acting like a simp in the comments. '#Wern goes full #Simp to full #Player'

and I can't be the only one who the only one who notices how insane 'wern made a friend named dorothy the satanist' sounds when you actually say it. So much for being an atheist when he thinks hes getting pussy then huh

So when does he invite Dorothy to Motel 6 to dick her down.

'Platonic female friend that wern values won't fuck wern. Wern not understand what platonic mean. Wern angry'

 

[Da Dude123]

He really thinks this is gonna go somewhere with "Dorothy the Satanist". I hope this leads to some good content. He has to be running out of hobo shelters to get kicked out of. Winter is far from over yet and he is screwed if he gets kicked out of this one for bad behavior.

So, "Dorothy the Satanist" and a impending kitchen fire caused by Lucas. This could be an interesting week.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

and I can't be the only one who the only one who notices how insane 'wern made a friend named dorothy the satanist' sounds when you actually say it. So much for being an atheist when he thinks hes getting pussy then huh

Yeah TBF most satanists are just atheists being extra-edgy though

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Um.....Lucas?

In order to "not kiss and tell".....

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.....you have to KISS first.

Jackass.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Trust Lucas to fall for a misquote that actually originated from a white supremacist convicted for child porn offences, not from Voltaire.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Trust Lucas to fall for a misquote that actually originated from a white supremacist convicted for child porn offences, not from Voltaire.

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Who the fuck does Lucas think he isn't allowed to criticize?
The dude literally went on a tard-binger for like three days non-stop saying the N-word on multiple media platforms and faced virtually no repercussions for his insanity.

Or maybe the campus cops aren't taking his complaints about the maskless COVID sluts as seriously as he would have us believe?

 

[Wernology]

It's telling that he thinks "kiss and tell" means tell people about other people they just met.

Anyway here's the stuff from earlier.

 

[WonderWino]

Trust Lucas to fall for a misquote that actually originated from a white supremacist convicted for child porn offences, not from Voltaire.

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There is alot of poetic irony in lucas quoting from a literal convicted pedo who is the opposite of his supposed political beliefs. Birds of a feather and all that. I wonder how he would react to being shown this proof and being compared to him. He'd be furious if people started baiting him for quoting convicted pedos

 

[RustiOne]

 

[Gensou Hadou]

That poor shelter girl. I almost hope she's just another lie. Because not only does her life suck enough for her to be in a homeless shelter, she now has to deal with 40-some-year-old Lucas Werner wanting to bone her in her own home. I hope she can get to safety soon, whether by Lucas getting kicked out of the shelter, kept far away from her, or otherwise.

 

[IceQueen]

He himself has tweeted disturbing comments about wanting to fist women, stating that his “meaty forearm” is all the dick they need. This is where the horrifying quote “UNF UNF UNF, HONIES” came from.

HAHAHA omg I’m sorry I know PukeAss’s disgusting deviancy shouldn’t be funny but I read “UNF UNF UNF HONIES” as “UNF UNF HONEY” like... in Kim K’s voice in Bound 2 Now I’m picturing Lucas trying to say it like that and I’m just dead.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Well other than the child porn stuff the neo nazi dude seems pretty based.

Lucas was going on about simptoberfest last year and had some weird “half simping” ideology, so it’s good he’s rejected that. Even the homie Luke ain’t a simp

 

[themotherflippin480]

Well other than the child porn stuff the neo nazi dude seems pretty based.

Lucas was going on about simptoberfest last year and had some weird “half simping” ideology, so it’s good he’s rejected that. Even the homie Luke ain’t a simp

As far as we know

 

[AnOminous]

Well other than the child porn stuff the neo nazi dude seems pretty based.

Lucas was going on about simptoberfest last year and had some weird “half simping” ideology, so it’s good he’s rejected that. Even the homie Luke ain’t a simp

That's all he pled to but he was charged with trying to solicit sex from a 10 year old. That is pretty fucking far from based.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Is Lucas Werner going to buy any stocks to stick it to the man hoarding all the women?