Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I'd genuinely love to see this fat faggot in a position where he couldn't turn and run away from a debate or start reeeeing to avoid answering questions he doesn't like. He's good (not really) at ranting a soliloquy to camera, but I wonder how he'd fare in a debate he coudn't weasel out of; like, if he had to articulate his points clearly and back them up on a factual basis, I wonder how long it'd take before his narrative fell to pieces? 🤔
The issue is no one can resist criticizing him enough for that. The issue I find is people are quick to jump on him (like the geek room) or they don’t have the ability to control the environment (like interviewing him when he’s walking outside) or they can’t lead the interview (like the golden usb). The thing is when he’s interview at the motel 6 that’s the most clarity you will get. If the black guy that was the guest on the geek room (the one going for his masters I believe in biology) was able to interview him when he’s at motel 6 that would be beautiful. I would like to interview him and go at it from a place of compassion but remain firm and fair about his negative actions without just being like “you’re a fucking creep bro” I think I could have better success where other podcast have failed. The issue is I don’t have the extra money to get him in a motel. I honestly think I could get somewhere.
 
The issue is no one can resist criticizing him enough for that. The issue I find is people are quick to jump on him (like the geek room) or they don’t have the ability to control the environment (like interviewing him when he’s walking outside) or they can’t lead the interview (like the golden usb). The thing is when he’s interview at the motel 6 that’s the most clarity you will get. If the black guy that was the guest on the geek room (the one going for his masters I believe in biology) was able to interview him when he’s at motel 6 that would be beautiful. I would like to interview him and go at it from a place of compassion but remain firm and fair about his negative actions without just being like “you’re a fucking creep bro” I think I could have better success where other podcast have failed. The issue is I don’t have the extra money to get him in a motel. I honestly think I could get somewhere.
It's really a shame that the greedy fat faggot has been tainted so irrevocably with food/hotel/cash, for which in exchange all we got were schizo pedo screaming amounting to the same exact 11 sentences over and over

Because while still always fun to dig up old posts or threads for new analysis or the sporadic exposure of Lucas' impressive scabby dick pic to revitalize our passion in Wernology/welcome newcomers, the interview by @Jeremiah the Bullfrog was a really fascinating milestone in Wernological excavation

The interviews by the dipshit Goldaor were interesting despite the worst execution possible. He had the advantage of novelty, the very first to be able to pick Lucas' brain in a series of direct in-depth interviews, and the thrill and excitement of all this had kiwis in a blind frenzy in the beginning. I'll admit, I participated with the gusto and zest of a middle aged anti-gay republican at a bathhouse, and it wasn't until a few kiwis, who had wised up fairly quickly, began to express disgust at the indulgence that I realized the Golden USB interviews were doing more good for Lucas than not. It was too late by then.

And even worse, after Jeremiah's interview, I realized it is possible to properly question Lucas, to expose his past and psyche, and despite all the catfishing, Lucas' gullibility and desperation for social interaction will maintain, leaving the door open for more similar excavations in the future

But Lucas, the lolcow as we knew him was gone, having grown accustomed to exuberant suckling and licking of his asshole by Goldaor. 2 overpriced custom ordered demanded meals for every episode. where he was given free reign to ramble about whatever the fuck he wanted, finally being recognized for the incredibly important genius he always knew he was

The interviews by the geekroom were a complete shitshow and a total waste of time. Their sloppy half ass 'research' started and stopped at the Starbucks incident and most of the time was spent with several losers taking turns trying to flex on a piss soaked obese schizo hobo and only further exacerbated Lucas' delusions of grandeur and brattiness

I could see your approach being effective, I'm actually really curious and would love to see its implementation but not if it means any kind of monetary exchange or reward for the diseased pedo fuck. It's always been known that Lucas is a fat faggot with serious certifiable delusions of grandeur. His desperate desire for validation and attention/accomplishment may actually even surpass his disgusting bottomless pit of a stomach and I think he could've been finessed into giving interviews for free but I don't believe its ever a possibility now
 
he is claiming he got an 80% in one assignment. Days after claiming thats what he believed he was going to get, while making a point of not showing what he actually got on the assignment, while showing even his class notes are incoherent insanity

Its all bs. He made up the 80%. He's done that before and thinks nobody catches him doing it

Really telling where he sets the bar for himself that 80% on an assignment in your ONE class is something to brag about.

I figure most people would be a little upset about a grade like that if they were actually serious about...you know...getting picked up for a PhD program.
 
"Do what the background buzz say do or the opposite, of course"--the voices in his head have been really active since he went back to college.

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If he passes biology it'll be another repeat of "giving him the grade" because financial aid will not cover another retake of the class.

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"Do what the background buzz say do or the opposite, of course"--the voices in his head have been really active since he went back to college.

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If it weren't for the religious his exceptional ass would have been dead long ago. He relies on the religious to provide for him because he can't take care of himself. That is one thing in his podcast interview days I wish someone would have hounded him on. How he despises religion, while needing the help of religious organizations. He wouldn't have gave a clear reponse to it, though. Just would have rambled on about bigotry and how great his sperm is.
 
First time seeing the Wern drink an energy drink. Wonder how the caffeine mixes with his schizophrenia? Probably makes him a lot more manic lol.

He blamed caffeine for that time he threw a glass in a restaurant because some guys girlfriend was younger than Suzanne, and that was just his sodie pops. Watch out Spokane, he's gonna be throwing whole dinner services across the street if he finishes that can.
Lol he wants learn how to make homeless hobo sushi.

And I agree with y’all, he is big mad today and it sounds like rejection. You think he’d be used to it by now but meh, Lucas is Lucas.

Hobo bathroom sushi sounds like a one way ticket to a Chubbyemu video and I'm all for it.
 
At least he has some self awareness
Lucas knows that any Gen Z woman that has "interest" in him will be a catfish, but he's so desperate and worthless that he might as well try anyway. Brutal.

I try imagining myself in Wern's shoes, and I don't know how to begin unfucking this life. Rightfully paranoid of everyone to where simply making friends is impossible, burned every bridge to find solid housing, town pedo, body falling apart to where health problems are imminent. Of all people that should commit suicide, in Minecraft.
 
Lucas knows that any Gen Z woman that has "interest" in him will be a catfish, but he's so desperate and worthless that he might as well try anyway. Brutal.

I try imagining myself in Wern's shoes, and I don't know how to begin unfucking this life. Rightfully paranoid of everyone to where simply making friends is impossible, burned every bridge to find solid housing, town pedo, body falling apart to where health problems are imminent. Of all people that should commit suicide, in Minecraft.
Wait a minute....so is Fatty admitting he his perpetually trapped in incel Twilight Zone? He wants names, numbers and locations. But, if you provide them, he won’t call because clearly they’re catfish. So that’s it? He lives in this endless cycle because he really does know he’s a disgusting pile of maggot infested pus no one would ever want?
 
At least he has some level of self awareness
Sad when he knows you’re a catfish but no one else will talk to him, so he has to pretend you’re a friend anyway. Like the kid at school who would laugh along when bullies pushed him down, because literally no one else would pay attention to him and it was better than nothing.
So is this from Sofalaw or ? Are you the catfish? This screenshot is from the catfisb.
Maxxicus is the catfish, they’ve been posting screengrabs specifically about that fishing user for a bit now.
 
What you have to do, Lucas, is not be a hobo, lose weight, not stink, get a job! And stop making a fool of yourself on the Internet everyday. Even, then it still may not be in the cards for you. The cure is worse than the disease. Isn't it, Tubby? So, it won't happen. But keep mooing about it like the Lolcow you are, Lucas.
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If he thinks the girls love hats, why doesn't he just wear a fucking hat?
He had that filthy Bigfoot hat with the bottle opener on it for a while. It didn't work to attract the baby zooms.
 
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