Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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The Wern setting the record straight on pedophilia.
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"no u" - Lucas Werner, 2021
eee-e2 said:
Both Lucas and Elliot have a strong hatred against men, especially men with girlfriends. In Lucas' case, someone with a job.
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I am of the belief that incels hate other men just as much, if not more than they hate women.
eee-e2 said:
I understand why some believe that Lucas would only harm a woman as he usually becomes a little bitch when confronted by another man, but at the wrong place at the wrong time, I feel that Lucas may attack a man who's "cockblocking him".
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Yes and no.
If Lucas honestly thought he could take the guy, then yeah.
However Lucas is a giant pussy and the number of guys who he would chicken out of a fight with far outnumber the guys who he would think he could take.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
"no u" - Lucas Werner, 2021

I am of the belief that incels hate other men just as much, if not more than they hate women.

Yes and no.
If Lucas honestly thought he could take the guy, then yeah.
However Lucas is a giant pussy and the number of guys who he would chicken out of a fight with far outnumber the guys who he would think he could take.
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Face to face Lucas would shit his pants. But I'd say he's more the type to wait till the other guy's back is turned to bash him over the head.
 
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This one is really something, even for Lucas. He called it a poem. "Freshilicious wombs" particularly stands out from the rest.
 
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This one is really something, even for Lucas. He called it a poem. "Freshilicious wombs" particularly stands out from the rest.
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I really hope he was thinking "18 and down" as in "down to fuck my micropenis" but I'm pretty sure he meant it as in under 18.
 
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Lucas's IG attracts lots of folks who are eager for Lucas to notice them. I don't pay much attention to them. Lucas has long had ironic "fans," and they have not added much to Wernology.
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It sounds like he talked to his dad this summer. I feel like I remember a video where he talks about how he likes his dad because he motivates him. I remember this sticking out because its the first time I heard his little baby/kid voice.. he goes "geeee thanks daad" and I remember thinking I bet it was a stern if not extremely angry kind of conversation where he had to make it clear that he's not getting millions of dollars after he dies, and Lucas instinctively reverted back to a little kid. Good point about him not talking about his inheritance anymore.. I just realized that yeah, we haven't seen his inheritance talk in a while

I'll check around Klick's videos to find the one Im talking about

EDIT: here it is https://youtu.be/QQHHiF84RcU
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Lucas's relationship with King Roy isn't as well documented as his oedipal relationship Mommy Myrna. Lucas is a momma's boy and a child of divorce. He doesn't seem to be particularly close to his father.

Lucas believes that impregnating a teenager will put him in King Roy's good graces. Roy will finally be proud of him. It is not clear what, if anything, Roy has done to encourage this mad idea. My suspicion is that at some point Roy made an innocuous statement about grandkids that Lucas fit into his festering delusions.
According to Lucas, King Roy is an inspirational, cool guy, that always encouraged his sons to work hard and not give up. Lucas has yet to give up on impregnating a teenager. Aside from that, Lucas is one low effort fucker.

Lucas once favored us with a small illustration of their relationship. He played sports as a lad, with encouragement from Roy; the idea of competing could not have naturally occurred to Lucas. Lucas, being a fat faggot, was discouraged and often wanted to quit. Ol' Roy motivated Lucas to stick to it with "inspiring pep talks." It seems now that the time for inspiring pep talks has passed.

A few years back Lucas sent his father a copy of Stratego for father's day and received this old fashioned letter in return:

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Roy hopes that Lucas is "well and healthy" and "getting your [his] life back together." There's warmth in the letter, but it's arm's length. Note Roy that can't resist mentioning Seth, and how he is a teacher. Roy has 3 sons, and at least one of them grew up to be a man.

Roughly a year after Lucas sent his father Stratego, Lucas's half brother revealed the following:
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I seldom communicate via letter. Most folks don't. Unless they're in jail or otherwise locked up.

In 2019, Roy suffered a stroke. Lucas claimed that he felt "dead inside" and explained that he was anxious to provide Roy with grandkids "while still alive to enjoy" because he expects to inherit a "fair bit of money" from Roy. For a while after the stroke Lucas was preoccupied with his inheritance.

Poor Roy. At least one of his sons grew up.

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
I am of the belief that incels hate other men just as much, if not more than they hate women.
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I agree with you, though I imagine it varies from incel to incel. Rather than confront the fact that he is a failure as a man and unable to compete against Chad for feee-male attention, the incel focuses on women and calls them sluts. He doesn't hate women so much as he hates what his lack of success with women says about him. But he also hates women.
 
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I agree with you, though I imagine it varies from incel to incel. Rather than confront the fact that he is a failure as a man and unable to compete against Chad for feee-male attention, the incel focuses on women and calls them sluts. He doesn't hate women so much as he hates what his lack of success with women says about him. But he also hates women.
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I bet if someone sent him this shirt and told him Gen Z women would find it sexy he'd wear it every day until it fell apart.

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Just watched the video where Lucas is eating the sriracha mayo covered steak with his bare hands wearing sunglasses. He has music playing while he is doing this. Someone asks what song it is that is playing and Lucas says "wouldn't you like to know"?

The song is "Marcus has the Evil in him" by the Rollins Band.

I do dig the Rollins Band, for sure. But not sure why it is the soundtrack for eating a steak like an uncouth slob?
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Just watched the video where Lucas is eating the sriracha mayo covered steak with his bare hands wearing sunglasses. He has music playing while he is doing this. Someone asks what song it is that is playing and Lucas says "wouldn't you like to know"?

The song is "Marcus has the Evil in him" by the Rollins Band.

I do dig the Rollins Band, for sure. But not sure why it is the soundtrack for eating a steak like an uncouth slob?
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I love how Lucas has SO little power over anyone or anything in his life that withholding the name of a song gets him all coy and smug. He knows something you don’t!! He’s winning at something!
 
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