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Listening to Walter always makes Lucas think of food.
Somehow this is Walter's fault?
First Cheetos, then bacon, pork, and now molasses.
I think you need to clean the fat out of your ears, Dr. Wern.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Somehow this is Walter's fault?
First Cheetos, then bacon, pork, and now molasses.
I think you need to clean the fat out of your ears, Dr. Wern.
Fatal Walter
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Turns out he's really mad at me today. The video wasn't about him but it probably featured one of his posts.
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Yeah, because leftists NEVER undercut each other, right Lucas?
That's not where THE ENTIRE CONCEPT OF CANCEL CULTURE comes from, or anything...
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He'd have chosen some other dumb thing to have schizo delusions about. His concept of telomeres doesn't even have anything to do with reality. They deteriorate with age. They don't get better. You literally fucking die of old age when you run out of them and your cells become unable to duplicate themselves any more. The last thing in the world you want is to get knocked up by some elderly retarded telomere-deficient faggot like Pucas.
This post is a nice representation of Lucas — makes no sense, random shit jumbled together, does nothing for anyone.
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What a sped! Lucas is getting older but not more mature. He is a ragman who has difficulty maintaining a spot at a shelter due to his behavior. He burns food in shared toaster oven. No woman would want him to cook for her, nor go to Red Robin with him either. He can keep at his nonsense. But a check of the cards reveal it's still not in them.
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Since at least the Spanish civil war (maybe the French revolution) folks have commented on the left's irresistible compulsion to war amongst itself over silly shit while their enemies lol. I consider myself left, and know the joy of tossing a grenade into my own trenches.
I first encountered this idea in Monty Python of all things. The People's Front of Judea vs. The Judean People's Front. Lucas has yet to encounter the idea it seems.
GingerFuck
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Thanks bro. I’m expecting my Gen Z ovulating kween any day now.
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On today's menu of things to destroy with the toaster oven would seem to be $4 lamb chops.
Again, I remain shocked that the shelter is letting Lucas play chef with a machine that is clearly there to allow homeless people to warm up gas station burritos and the like. He creates messes he doesn't clean, and even if he does, his monopolizing of the toaster oven, and the resulting smells and smoke, cannot be soothing to a populace who are known for their pronounced mental issues and lack of stability.
Perhaps this is all building to a spectacular head, like the pimples around lucas's mouth? One can only hope...
Again, I remain shocked that the shelter is letting Lucas play chef with a machine that is clearly there to allow homeless people to warm up gas station burritos and the like. He creates messes he doesn't clean, and even if he does, his monopolizing of the toaster oven, and the resulting smells and smoke, cannot be soothing to a populace who are known for their pronounced mental issues and lack of stability.
Perhaps this is all building to a spectacular head, like the pimples around lucas's mouth? One can only hope...
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It seems like the shelter would do themselves, and everyone else, a favor by making a no raw meat rule. Because it's just a matter of time before a food poisoning outbreak happens and no one wants to be surrounded by vomiting, diarrhea having bums.
People like lucas are the reason very specific, very narrow ordinances are made. Because they have zero situational awareness.
People like lucas are the reason very specific, very narrow ordinances are made. Because they have zero situational awareness.
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Lucas should switch places with russell Greer. Rus can hit up all the "spokane sluts" and Lucas can link to with some batshit Mormon girl, the only gen z subtype who are even remotely desperate for kids.
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I can get behind using just sauce as a makeshift batter but man did it rustle my jimmies when he threw the breading into sauce
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was that a bug on his bed that he throws aside at the end of the lamb teaser?
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Is this a threat? lookin forward to it
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It might be or just a piece of lint or dirt.
Regardless, putting a raw package of meat on your bed is not sanitary. Cooking lamb shoulder in a toaster oven. Wow. The people who run the shelter are just gonna let this continue? You give a fag like Lucas an inch he takes a mile. He is gonna destroy that oven. I bet it is so bad he is now the only one who uses it.
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$4 lambchops in spokane? Are they freezer burned and past their expiration date or fished out of a dumpster or something? Lamb is expensive as fuck here, and i'm saying that as someone who lives close to several lamb farms. I don't think i've ever seen them that cheap.
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Well said. You're exactly right. Not to mention even if lucas has slow poisoned himself into some kind of inhuman resistance to salmonella by now, the people he shares that food and use that same cooking space have likely not. So even if he doesn't get sick others will. As you said there should absolutely be a no raw meat rule there. The inevitable food poisoning outbreak won't be looked kindly on by the health department
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Off-topic Wern question:
During the first geek room podcast, Irate Alex mentioned that he'd seen the video of Lucas licking the roll-on deodorant, I think when someone had let Lucas spend the night at their apartment.
We all know that Lucas DID lick the roll on deodorant, but he had enough sense to deny it during the podcast and claimed he'd only sniffed it, not that that's a hell of a lot more normal.
I haven't seen this video since then. If anyone is aware of it, could they post it, so we could not let Lucas hide the fact that he licked the girls deodorant when she let him spend the night at her house?
Thanks in advance... I'm a firm believer in not letting Lucas bury his most embarrassing content under the Mounds of gibberish he puts out everyday.
During the first geek room podcast, Irate Alex mentioned that he'd seen the video of Lucas licking the roll-on deodorant, I think when someone had let Lucas spend the night at their apartment.
We all know that Lucas DID lick the roll on deodorant, but he had enough sense to deny it during the podcast and claimed he'd only sniffed it, not that that's a hell of a lot more normal.
I haven't seen this video since then. If anyone is aware of it, could they post it, so we could not let Lucas hide the fact that he licked the girls deodorant when she let him spend the night at her house?
Thanks in advance... I'm a firm believer in not letting Lucas bury his most embarrassing content under the Mounds of gibberish he puts out everyday.
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A one page double spaced opinion piece, what a challenge. Hopefully it doesn't cut into his time working on that longest dissertation ever that we haven't heard anything else about. Better get started on that before the beetus takes your fingers Lucas.
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Is this sub remedial biology or something? How is that a remotely appropriate assignment? It's not exactly a subtle piece of 'art.'
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It's at the end of the "Lucas pisses all over the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands" video. It wasn't roll on deodorant, but it was deodorant.
If the embed doesn't start at the timestamp it's https://youtu.be/qSpu4YrFgc8?t=579
Edit: Forgot I'd age restricted it, it's at the link above.