Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

What's on the menu for the next episode of hobo kitchen?

Cornish hen doused in tiger sauce?

Duck breast and duck sauce?

Calamari and ketchup?

Horse flank and horseradish?

Sword fish and worcestershire?

Veal and sweet vidalia?


When you're an autist with a toaster oven and the taste palete of a possum the possibilities are endless!
 
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He fully expects a Mommy Wife like Suzanne, who if you recall was photographed shaving Lucas while he perched on the toilet like mummy giving her fat little good boy a haircut
Wait, so he was standing on the toilet? How the hell did it not break? Also, is that photograph anywhere in this thread?
 
Wait, so he was standing on the toilet? How the hell did it not break? Also, is that photograph anywhere in this thread?

You'd be surprised of how much weight a toilet can handle. In Afghanistan, it was normal to walk into the bathroom, and see sandle prints on the toilet seat, because Afghans shit squatting.
 
Anarchism, Communism, Anti Bapitalism.
Lucas making up his own definitions.
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I think Lucas just bases everything he says on whatever information is most relevant to him in that moment.

I'm sure lucas will point out his hatred of cops the next time he rees and calls the cops on some flatbill for existing near a woman. He sure doesn't hate cops when he uses them as a shield to save his ass
 
What's on the menu for the next episode of hobo kitchen?

Cornish hen doused in tiger sauce?

Duck breast and duck sauce?

Calamari and ketchup?

Horse flank and horseradish?

Sword fish and worcestershire?

Veal and sweet vidalia?


When you're an autist with a toaster oven and the taste palete of a possum the possibilities are endless!
Milk Steak & Jelly Beans
 
I'm fairly certain Lucas does at least know what ACAB stands for. But he seems to make up all sorts of other shit about it being an (communist) organization. I've never heard anyone think that before so who knows where he came up with it.
Lucas also claims that 90% of Gen-Z are socialist, but also that 150 million Gen-Z will die from COVID due to slutting around.
I think we can all agree that Lucas Werner is known for making shit up out of the blue.
 
I'm fairly certain Lucas does at least know what ACAB stands for. But he seems to make up all sorts of other shit about it being an (communist) organization. I've never heard anyone think that before so who knows where he came up with it.
Right before what I posted someone reminded him that ACAB meant All cops are bastards, he didn't correct himself until he was told what it meant, and could use it to seem smart (despite not knowing it 15 minutes prior to someone saying it). Hes a person who thinks they know everything, and when he's corrected, it doesn't matter because he knew it anyway.
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Right before what I posted someone reminded him that ACAB meant All cops are bastards, he didn't correct himself until he was told what it meant, and could use it to seem smart (despite not knowing it 15 minutes prior to someone saying it). Hes a person who thinks they know everything, and when he's corrected, it doesn't matter because he knew it anyway.
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And the idiot STILL thinks ACAB is a group
 
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