Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Nah, he’s not the least bit misogynistic 😳
Damn he really loves to work everything neatly into his own world view never mind the fact that overthrowing capitalism is like shifting tectonic plates. Feudalism was the ruling ideology before capitalism and it took centuries for that to change, even Marxists who understand history know that you can’t just dismantle Capitalism the world doesn’t work like that. For all we know and it’s quite possible we are going through that transition bit by bit from Capitalism to something else entirely different and we don’t know what that is yet. But people like Lucas who think fully automated luxury space Communism is just around the corner are deluded.
 
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Lucas’s own circle of Hell constantly wallowing in a state of self inflicted mental torture, he will never learn. It’s like he’s shouting into the void with this ‘meme’. In space no one in Gen Z can hear you scream.
Actually, the hatred he espouses should be directed to the incel in the mirror.
 
"Mi casa es su casa" only works for people with homes, Lucas.

I’m fairly certain he said “me casa y su casa.”

As in, “my house and your house.”

Of course he got the expression wrong. Lucas can barely string together coherent sentences in English, let alone any other language.
 
Yet he can't manage to keep housing because of his unstable and unpleasant personality, which is much more important than chores or being able to "hay horses".
I thought he meant he could "Hey, Horsies!"

...as in saying "Hey!" to the horses.

(We apologize for this terrible joke and now return to your regularly scheduled Wernology)
 
I am wondering how long Lucas will get to stay in the hotel paid for by the city of Spokane. I see kind of why he doesn't want to leave Spokane. It sounds like they take care of their hobos. Other cities in the US would not do that. The best they might do is put them in some city owned garages. They wouldn't pay for a stay in a hotel. At least most wouldn't. And this of course, will increase Lucas's sense of entitlement.

Lucas has managed to screw up so many opportunities he has been given for shelter and housing, he probably thinks someone will always be there to help him because he is a sped on disability. He may eventually run out of options, but who knows? He has no immediate desire to get permanent housing unless an ovulator let's him mooove into her apartment.

Edit ETA:. This is costing the city some money. I imagine the hotels are charging a hefty price, because putting bums up in hotels is risky.
The hobos may end up damaging the room or stealing the TV out of it. Seriously, that is a real possibility.
 
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Lol, I’m a broke ass 41 year old schizo living in a homeless shelter. I don’t work, date me leftist in name only. He doesn’t get that the left is based off of labour movements, working is kind of integral to being a leftist. Lucas is leftist in name only.

Edit: I love how he randomly picked a picture of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys for this one
 
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Lol, I’m a broke ass 41 year old schizo living in a homeless shelter. I don’t work, date me leftist in name only. He doesn’t get that the left is based off of labour movements, working is kind of integral to being a leftist. Lucas is leftist in name only.

Edit: I love how he randomly picked a picture of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys for this one
why does Lucas think its a good idea to constantly tell people that hes broke, or that he hasnt had sex in like 9 years? what part of that is supposed to make him more appealing to women?
 
why does Lucas think its a good idea to constantly tell people that hes broke, or that he hasnt had sex in like 9 years? what part of that is supposed to make him more appealing to women?
It's because he's heavily into the idea that by doing so, he's appealing to people's pity and generosity. "Oh no honey, this guy has no money or sex life! We should give the poor sod both!"
 
why does Lucas think its a good idea to constantly tell people that hes broke, or that he hasnt had sex in like 9 years? what part of that is supposed to make him more appealing to women?
THIS. So much this.

We wouldn't know most of his most embarrassing social pecadillos, without his big, dumb trap.

Hey Lucas: it makes you look like a LOSER to admit to the women of the world exactly how UNWANTED you are.

He could have pursued teenies with just as much zeal, but delayed his branding as SUPERLOSER by hiding his embarassing relationship "history".

Of course, by that same token, I'm sure he thought it was especially clever to mention that he had eight past girlfriends, remember?

Four his age, four older. Now, we all know at this point that all of this is completely untrue.

Lucas had one relationship with Suzanne, and when he lists his girlfriends, as he did on the golden USB podcast, he mentions people that he never had any physical contact with, and he even calls "relationships" where he hugged woman " one night stands".

Which is ridiculous, obviously, because a one night stand is just one night of sex and then nothing else. Not a halfhearted hug and then the girl shagging ass to get away asap.

But perhaps he decided to spin the 8 past girlfriends story, to make up for his inability to keep his mouth shut about how long he had been without a partner.

I don't know that I'm giving Lucas credit for that level of logic, actually. He may just have diarrhea of the mouth and be an enormous liar.

I expect most of the relationships he lays claim to were not considered as such to the girl.

As it is, he can barely keep the names / number of gfs straight.

After crowing for years about how he had eight past girlfriends exactly, when Goldaor tried to get him to get specific, and realized Lucas couldn't count, and listed as many as 9 or 10, Lucas got upset when this discrepancy was pointed out to him.

"I don't know, you keep track of it!" he said.
 
My favorite part about his exes is that he listed a girl he "dated" in 6th grade. I really don't think any kind of normal person would do that.
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And if there's one thing leftist zoomer girls love it's spreading misinformation about covid. That picture from this morning was basically just him bitching about how he tried the nice guy angle and the asshole angle and neither of them worked. What can he possibly try? You know, aside from acting like a person and not some weird stereotype that he thinks teenage girls like.
 
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Lol, I’m a broke ass 41 year old schizo living in a homeless shelter. I don’t work, date me leftist in name only. He doesn’t get that the left is based off of labour movements, working is kind of integral to being a leftist. Lucas is leftist in name only.

Edit: I love how he randomly picked a picture of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys for this one

I don't get why ricky was used for that. If its totally random lucas is even stupider than he sounds because ricky is a fucking idiot who comes up with weird terms much like lucas does. But at least he works, even if it is illegal jobs, and has a kid, car and trailer which are things lucas will never have

Perhaps this is lucas subconsciously wishing he could be like ricky - a kid, trailer, job, vehicle, all the weed and chicken fingers he can handle. When ricky is someone you look up to and want to be like you know you've got to be stupider than a brick

For the Love of Mancy said:
“Hey, Horses... my name is Lucas.”

We can’t have horses falling in love with Lucas now.

I think we all know how lucas's interaction with any horse would go:

 
My favorite part about his exes is that he listed a girl he "dated" in 6th grade

How utterly pathetic do you have to be to consider a middle school relationship a valid one. I swear, only Lucas.

I don't get why ricky was used for that. If its totally random lucas is even stupider than he sounds because ricky is a fucking idiot who comes up with weird terms much like lucas does. But at least he works, even if it is illegal jobs, and has a kid, car and trailer which are things lucas will never have

I was thinking that too. It's really sad, one of my favorite parts of watching TPB is laughing at how pathetic and depraved Ricky is but he's honestly levels more successful than Lucas in comparison. I've always thought Lucas seemed like a character that would be on Trailer Park Boys.

"Alright boys, Trever and Cory fucked up again so now we gotta go steal some cheeseburgers from Randy and bribe Lucas to finish the job."

"That's not gonna work this time Julian, he's been on another greasy rant about zoomers"

"Don't worry Bubs, I'm way ahead of you. We'll just tell him we're gonna hook him up with Lahey's daughter"

"She's not even in the park right now"

"I know, but not like that's ever stopped him from falling for it before"
 
How utterly pathetic do you have to be to consider a middle school relationship a valid one. I swear, only Lucas.



I was thinking that too. It's really sad, one of my favorite parts of watching TPB is laughing at how pathetic and depraved Ricky is but he's honestly levels more successful than Lucas in comparison. I've always thought Lucas seemed like a character that would be on Trailer Park Boys.

"Alright boys, Trever and Cory fucked up again so now we gotta go steal some cheeseburgers from Randy and bribe Lucas to finish the job."

"That's not gonna work this time Julian, he's been on another greasy rant about zoomers"

"Don't worry Bubs, I'm way ahead of you. We'll just tell him we're gonna hook him up with Lahey's daughter"

"She's not even in the park right now"

"I know, but not like that's ever stopped him from falling for it before"

.....and then it all backfires and they all end up in jail after ricky tries to kill lucas after the wern started bragging about his extra long telomeres and strong DNA to ricky's daughter and trying to smoke her up and offer fish sticks for a date

The episode writes itself really
 
why does Lucas think its a good idea to constantly tell people that hes broke, or that he hasnt had sex in like 9 years? what part of that is supposed to make him more appealing to women?
I could understand if Lucas had that excessively honest autistic way of expressing himself, but he doesn't at all. He rarely admits any of his faults, and is mostly delusional such as 220 lbs., 8+ girlfriends, master cook and cleaner, looks great, he's good enough in every way.

I guess it's Lucas' belief that all Gen Z girls are these leftist socialists that should give Lucas free sex and everything.
 
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