Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

klickitat said:
Well, @Fatal Walter , it looks like it's my turn to have The Wern leave me nonsense comments.

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The whole comment on all of them:

"Yep. Videos I've posted recently prove all you're saying to be lies, Klickitat. Again, I don't care if you talk to me in public, but if you're rude to me or mean, even slightly, I'm taking my phone out and calling the police. Make sure everyone you know knows this. Hostility towards me isn't going to stand."

Princess ACAB will call the cops if you're rude to him, y'all.
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LMAO I would love to see him call the cops about someone being "rude or mean". Sometimes REAL emergencies don't get responded to for hours because there are more urgent/important ones, and he thinks dispatchers and cops will give a fuck that someone made a 41 year old man cry in public. Hysterical.
 
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IceQueen said:
LMAO I would love to see him call the cops about someone being "rude or mean". Sometimes REAL emergencies don't get responded to for hours because there are more urgent/important ones, and he thinks dispatchers and cops will give a fuck that someone made a 41 year old man cry in public. Hysterical.
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Oh, god...when he said this in a video I nearly spit out my drink from laughing. This defective unit actually thinks the cops are going to come rushing to his defense because someone on the internet was "rude or mean" to him. Just...WOW.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I just received a rather terse response from Spokane Community College's head of security, a Mr. Charles Hollen.

As suggested, I'm attaching what I sent as well as his brief reply.

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The following is his reply, such as it is:

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Again, if anyone else has written and gets some more substantial response, take the time to post your interaction as well. I'm satisfied that the head of security is at least aware of the current situation.
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His response is exactly what I thought it would be. He could care less. The same sort of response HOC gave. It took Lucas being a sped too many times to finally get banned from there again.

They just shrug his antics off until he does something on campus. Like I mentioned earlier. The last week, Lucas has not really been mentioning classes much. I looked at Spokane Community College's calendar and did not see anything about a winter break or whatever. He has not really mentioned school since being in the hotel. Any thoughts on that?
 
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Could you imagine if Lucas was born in a time period where he couldn't mooch off tax payers and a person had to survive solely off their own hard work and self preservation skills? If it were the old times, big daddy Roy would have surely taken him out back and put him down like the sick cow that he is. It's so ironic that he seems to hate everything that provides him with the charity of his only means of survival.
 
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Festus said:
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Could you imagine if Lucas was born in a time period where he couldn't mooch off tax payers and a person had to survive solely off their own hard work and self preservation skills? If it were the old times, big daddy Roy would have surely taken him out back and put him down like the sick cow that he is. It's so ironic that he seems to hate everything that provides him with the charity of his only means of survival.
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He’d have probably been the village idiot back in the day, that being said he’s not very likeable to keep around in the village. Before taxes people looked out for one another. It’s just his lack of gratitude for anything that is so insulting. Imagine you gave him bread so he didn’t starve and he said hmmm it seems I am entitled to your bread why can’t I sleep with your underage daughter and sister, you are hoarding the women greedy, I don’t work in the village to pay tithes to the church or the lord because they are taking your surplus labour. Young women are for Martin Luther, I’m for Martin Luther and I live without possessions like Jesus did why won’t you date me? Medieval Lucas on the street bitching about people copulating during the plague, I can see it now.
 
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Festus said:
Wait, seriously. He's one of those freaks? I haven't heard or seen anything about that but I wouldn't doubt it. Everytime I think he can't be more of a freak he goes the extra mile.
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Yeah, in the early parts of the thread he has a few messages with catfish about painting toenails, foot rubbing, etc...and lately he's been back on his weird fixation on thinking if he offers to rub some Gen Z woman's feet with his nasty hands she'll swoon.
 
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boner_alert said:
So apparently..

Like "You also threatened to rape your sister-in-law because you got mad at your brother. Oh, and lets not forget that you've been trying to fuck your niece Trista since she was 11 YEARS OLD. You said it yourself that you fell in love with her and have been in love with her for years and kept saying how beautiful your other nieces are. Your brothers don't hate you because you're an atheist, they hate you because you want to RAPE THEIR DAUGHTERS AND WIVES."

Confirming what a lot of us figured, but what does "you've been trying to fuck your niece Trista since she was 11 YEARS OLD." mean exactly? Just constantly saying it out loud while eyefucking this little girl like the deranged incel he is, or he made physical contact, which led to his mental hospital commitment and banishment from King Roy's kingdom

Idk if any of the more veteran Wernologists have any insight into this?
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I mean as far as I know both of his brothers aren’t married and never have been, and I know neither of them have kids. His nieces are from his step sisters. So at least part of that isn’t true, he hasn’t threatened to rape his brothers’ wives and daughters because they don’t have wives and daughters.
 
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Poop Chute said:
Lol please call the police, and explain to the officer how the voices on the wind keep cockblocking you and how the other crackheads at the shelter are meanie heads.
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tbh I'm sure the police in places with a significant homeless pop get calls like this from nuts every day.
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I just received a rather terse response from Spokane Community College's head of security, a Mr. Charles Hollen.

As suggested, I'm attaching what I sent as well as his brief reply.

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The following is his reply, such as it is:

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Again, if anyone else has written and gets some more substantial response, take the time to post your interaction as well. I'm satisfied that the head of security is at least aware of the current situation.
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No one at a community college is going to do anything about a fat incel hobo student because some rando from "a community online" with zero apparent connection to the place sends them an email. This is like people calling Greene County for 'welfare checks' on Chris Chan. Unless someone at the school complains to them it's a complete waste of time.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
His response is exactly what I thought it would be. He could care less. The same sort of response HOC gave. It took Lucas being a sped too many times to finally get banned from there again.

They just shrug his antics off until he does something on campus. Like I mentioned earlier. The last week, Lucas has not really been mentioning classes much. I looked at Spokane Community College's calendar and did not see anything about a winter break or whatever. He has not really mentioned school since being in the hotel. Any thoughts on that?
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No one will do anything about Lucas until he hurts a girl on campus and then the school will be Very Concerned And Apologetic and assure us that SCC Takes Student Safety Very Seriously and that Precautions Were In Place and going forward there will definitely probably maybe be some Campus Security Meetings To Re-Evaluate How We Approach Meeting The Needs Of Our Students In A Safely Safetywise Safe Manner.

The needs of one unstable male predator with a history of mental illness and forced commitment at the Puzzle Factory, as well as many documented self-recorded videos stating that he is intending to be at that school for the express purpose of finding a young girl to impregnate, FAR outweigh the safety of hundreds of young female students. Nobody gives a fuck about the young women, they all travel in groups right? I’m sure word about him will get around, and it’s their fault if they’re out alone late and he catches them. They’re probably exaggerating anyway, you know how hysterical chicks get.

Anyway it’s not even a problem until he hurts a girl, and even then, it’ll just be that one girl’s problem. Then they can kick him out. Problem solved.

The only way sending any letters like this would do any good is if you sent them to some facebook group for the PARENTS of those young women. Then, when paying customers start screaming at the school, they might suddenly find some flimsy academic violation or such to give Lucas the boot. But caring about the safety of the female students for the sake of safety itself? Nah.
 
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Festus said:

So I guess he thinks everyone is as much of a schizo as him.
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Part of me thinks this is just Super-Stud Lucas who can't even pick up women when 9/10 Gen-Z guys are supporting his puss-puss quest, but 1/10 says "fuck Lucas" so its totally a lost cause how could any man expect to get a girl under those hostile circumstances.

Part of me wants to add to my headcanon that Lucas's "voices on the wind" are just his self-awareness trying to break through to him, and he just writes off his self-awareness as hostile voices saying mean things to him.
"Lucas... Lucas... You need to stop eating so much junk food Lucas..."
"FUCK YOU VOICES! I DONT LET YOU CONTROL WHAT I DO!!"
"Lucas... Lucas... You are an ugly diseased hobo and no woman want's your MRSA fist up her pussy/asshole, Lucas..."
"NO VOICES, IM PLENTY GOOD! FUCK YOU VOICES!"
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
Why does Lucas constantly bring up Bill Maher?
I'm thinking Maher is largely to blame for Lucas's fedora atheist tendencies.
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Funny because Maher is childless.
Maxxicus Callahan said:
Is Bernie Sanders one of the voices on the wind?
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Bernie is basically God in Lucas's internal schizo-lore, so I wouldn't be surprised.
It's a wonder when it'll dawn on him that Bernie's populist socialism (in his idealistic vision) favors the worker first, the retired boomer second, which Lucas is neither.
 
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Country fried. Even this fat fuck's insults are food related. Lmao at how he preaches about kindness and then insults people that having nothing to do with him for no reason.

Sucker punch all you want fat boy, they're not the one that's going to freeze to death alone in the streets when that hotel voucher runs out and your spot at the flop house is taken.
 
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Country fried. Even this fat fuck's insults are food related. Lmao at how he preaches about kindness and then insults people that having nothing to do with him for no reason.

Sucker punch all you want fat boy, they're not the one that's going to freeze to death alone in the streets when that hotel voucher runs out and your spot at the flop house is taken.
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He really DOESNT care if anyone else lives or dies, does he?

How's that EMPATHY doin', Dr. Werner?
 
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