Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

It seems like when he's at the shelter he has passing convos with other bums, or maybe talks to Sharif. However, now he's cooped up in the hotel with even less social interaction and no social stimulus other than probably a knock on the door for his food. He's doing all these weird voices and getting even crazier, ranting about how there needs to only be one brand of soda and it should be free. Hopefully he goes off the deep end soon.
 
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DeletedSoul said:
Haven't read back through the thread lately, but has anyone noticed the pattern developing where Lucas gets comfy and complacent with shelter, then immediately starts trying to blackmail people with SWATting (for lack of a better term) if they don't get him a fucktoy?
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I guess once he’s got his food and bed he starts to get greedy and more entitled. Can’t believe he got evicted trying to blackmail his neighbours for puss puss. Nobody likes a snitch so how he hasn’t gotten seven shades of shit beaten out of him yet is beyond me. I hope for his sake he doesn’t threaten to snitch on the wrong person or it won’t end well, Maybe he’ll just be seen as a complete wackadoo and not worth the time if he continues to be lucky.

Edit: Also it’s incredibly rich to see this so called anarchist talk about reporting people for their illegal drug use because he thinks it’s connected to taking away potential mates. He says don’t snitch on shoplifters but it’s ok to SWAT someone for just using drugs while minding their own business. Pretty much the exact opposite of what an anarchist would believe.
 
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So is there confirmation that wern has\had the rona or is it just based off assumptions because he was in a hotel for awhile? I can't stand to watch his full videos, it's just too much skizo.
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It's not the fact that Lucas is getting a free ride in life that pisses me off. It's that he doesn't appreciate it at all.

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He doesn't appreciate anything which is why it's pointless to be pissed off at him. He hates everything about his own life. He's in his own hell.
 
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Apteryx Owenii said:
So is there confirmation that wern has\had the rona or is it just based off assumptions because he was in a hotel for awhile? I can't stand to watch his full videos, it's just too much skizo.

He doesn't appreciate anything which is why it's pointless to be pissed off at him. He hates everything about his own life. He's in his own hell.
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Likely got a positive for Covid, My Place Hotel in Spokane Valley. The videos and pictures of the rooms online have matching wall colours and art decor. More info in the quote below.
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Nobleman said:
Heads up..i was wondering why his hotel voucher hasn't ran out.

Then i showed a friend who is in the know the videos of Lucas in the hotel room. He is at My Place hotel in Spokane Valley. He got sent there because he likely got a positive for Covid at the shelter and that is one of two placea where Covid positives are sent.

And he is keeping it secret, any guess as to why.

This makes sense because he is getting his meals from a caterer in styrofoam containers and not his typical order out fare.

And none of his recent videos show him.anywhere but the hotel room. And his instagram posts say Spokane Valley.

Lol, no Gen Z Covid orgy for Lucas ans he still got Covid.
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Here's the rest of his bad takes and more, "WOMEN ARE PROPERTY, GIVE ME ONE!" talk.


Edit: I have no damn idea what he's doing with the accents at the end. Maybe he thinks it's showing off his voice acting "talents" but it just makes him sound mental and kinda racist.

Also, if you have "two or more" significant others it means you're doing...illegal drugs now, I guess.
 
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Stilgar of Troon said:
You're doing the Lord's work, @klickitat ; sterling stuff. Love how people are pushing his shit in via the comments on your vids.
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He gets so pissed off that he can't delete or hide comments; the main reason he turned comments off on his own channel was that having people call out his bullshit upset him.

Same reason he deletes anything but praise on his IG comments.

The fact that he doesn't have control of the narrative somewhere that's not here (here it's easier for him to pass it off as 'lies') and that I'm not cutting his videos up or only showing portions of them drives him up every possible wall because it's just his own words parroted back and he can't defend them nor can he keep his echo chamber going by deleting or hiding comments.

Since he's got the mental capacity of a 9 year old he also can't figure out how not to make it worse by commenting and trying to use the same spin he does on IG where he can delete the people who don't agree with him.
 
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klickitat said:
He gets so pissed off that he can't delete or hide comments; the main reason he turned comments off on his own channel was that having people call out his bullshit upset him.

Same reason he deletes anything but praise on his IG comments.

The fact that he doesn't have control of the narrative somewhere that's not here (here it's easier for him to pass it off as 'lies') and that I'm not cutting his videos up or only showing portions of them drives him up every possible wall because it's just his own words parroted back and he can't defend them nor can he keep his echo chamber going by deleting or hiding comments.

Since he's got the mental capacity of a 9 year old he also can't figure out how not to make it worse by commenting and trying to use the same spin he does on IG where he can delete the people who don't agree with him.
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I notice he's also taken to attacking your comments sections a lot lately.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Also I tried puzzling through the insane “wall voices” post. I think what he’s saying is that random flatbills sarcastically say they don’t want to date women....then the echo of that statement hangs around on the wall...then when Lucas walks by to talk to women, the women hear the echo of that sarcastic statement and take it as actual truth and they either think it’s coming from Lucas and are thus not interested in him, OR they think it’s their own thoughts about Lucas and ignore him.
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it read to me, and to another person i showed it to, that Lucas thinks other people are hearing "wall voices" (re: voices on the wind, background voices, et c) that tell them things, including things said sarcastically, which are taken the wrong way. sort of like how some people don't recognize sarcasm easily.

he really does project a lot, but this isn't something new - Lucas has alternately avoided the topic of "voices" as well as accusing others of listening to them. he's been acknowledging voices more often as he's gotten older too, possibly a sign of worsening mental state.
 
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ClownBrew said:
You know something, after that last video with him singing that weird droning chant a million times in that strange voice, I might have been wrong after all. Maybe he honestly is psychotic.
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Lucas has really seem to lost his marbles the last week or so. He's teetering on being too crazy to understand at all now. That Popeye singing to Klickitat was ????. His capitalist points are so stupid and disjointed.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Lucas has really seem to lost his marbles the last week or so. He's teetering on being too crazy to understand at all now. That Popeye singing to Klickitat was ????. His capitalist points are so stupid and disjointed.
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It would have been hilarious if he were still at the old shelter if he was in the bathroom eating a sandwich and singing the popeye song to a guy on the internet in that voice. Can you imagine the reaction of the other hobos if anybody happened to walk in on that

On that note, I wonder how many other people lucas infected with covid at that shelter, given how he handled the toaster oven and tried to get others to eat his food

Plus lucas is such a non racist according to him, that he gave food to a black guy, shareef, infected with covid. You know, the race the government is going batshit over being so much more likely to die from covid. How non racist of him, trying to kill a black guy
 
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I can’t get over the one soda idea that the Wern is espousing in one of his latest videos, I take it the one ruling soda is Coca-Cola since that is what the diabetic is drinking. But what a boring world this would be with only one brand of soda, no ginger beer? If I’m to be charitable this is yet again based on some bad reading of Marxist theory and what he’s trying to regurgitate is the idea of a soda industry as part of a centrally planned economy where you have only one company operated and owned by the state moving goods directly to the people based on some numbers data of who wants what as opposed to free market forces. The other thing the Wern insists is that it should also be free which I find hilarious like we set up public drinking fountains for free soda so we can let people fill their mouths with cavities. I think it’s funny to try and mentally construct the shitty shamble of a society the Wern is trying to build in his head. I mean in the fantasy universe where Wernism takes off things would look pretty strange to say the least. He’d pull up some meme to the central committee everyday and read it a loud saying alright let’s implement whatever this four sentence meme is saying plus whatever my brain just farted to make it sound like I said it first. It’d be just like idiocracy - the crop yields are failing, just give them soda it’s freely available that’ll make them grow.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Likely got a positive for Covid, My Place Hotel in Spokane Valley. The videos and pictures of the rooms online have matching wall colours and art decor. More info in the quote below.
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I'm all for autism sleuthing but I feel like waiting a bit before considering such a thing confirmed such that it gets repeated every 5 pages as a wernstorical fact (tends to happen in threads like this). I'm having trouble comprehending him not talking about such a thing in a video at some point- presumably blaming the flatbills for infecting him or something.
 
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