Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I stepped back and thought of how and why Lucas hates his own videos (irony he doesn't get mad or delete his own channel). He some how in some part knows these make him look bad and doesn't want to accept it.

Ever have a drink or seven too many and wake up check your phone or see pictures of the dumb shit you said? Check a bruise baffled? You look on with shame and horror you called someone fat etc or tried a back flip. Dumb shit. But deep down you see the picture of you trying to cartwheel after a few vodka tonics and know, while it's not your proudest moment it is indeed real.

Lucas feels gas lit by this, he's so insane and crazy, it's as if someone photoshopped you or I shaking hands with King Henry 8, it just can't be real but this sure makes you look bad and it bothers you. He's so nuts and egotistical, he legit has his own channel where he posts these things saying the N word wishing death etc and when he sees "his" mirror it's ok but looking into another mirror, HE SEES SOMETHING ELSE. He's so fucking insane, it doesn't matter who owns a mirror, you see the same damn thing (sans fun house mirrors but you know what I'm going with).

Also clearly the comments bother him because with his shut off the "mirror" he has is like sending grandma a selfie shes gonna be nice and in Lucas deformed gord filled with hot air and ego he's not getting laughed at (even though HE turned comments off) this is proof enough him saying nigger fights racism and he looks great spouting what he does. Out of his void mirror mirror on the wall, speaks the truth. So really, Lucas needs a fun house mirror to survive, and even in that long and tall one, he'd still be FAT. Because Lucas Colby Werner, is a fat homosexual child predator.

I love the Tyce da slaya and Lucas Cross over, both have tried taking Micky D's over one for commies the other for race war. Personally, I think tweeting random Massachusetts micky'ds to join you in a skeleton uprising to kill black people was both funnier and had a better chance of success than Lucas play.. That should say something and to really rub salt in the wound, Tyce was a character.
 
So I'm sure it's established knowledge here, but I was not aware that Lucas was a virgin until 27 (not that I'm surprised by it). Him admitting that in the Chris Hansen reply video made me laugh far more than it ever should have.

Also that and his 9 years of singledom mean that he has only ever had 4 or so year of actually being sexually active in his life, which is more than he deserves, but still very funny for someone who spends so much time reeing about it. I bet he has literally spent more time making videos about sex than he has spent actually having it.
 
So I'm sure it's established knowledge here, but I was not aware that Lucas was a virgin until 27 (not that I'm surprised by it). Him admitting that in the Chris Hansen reply video made me laugh far more than it ever should have.

I feel like losing your virginity at 27 is a sign of a cursed existence. Chris revealed that Bob didn't lose his until 27 if I'm not mistaken, and look at what happened: he sired an autistic manchild who now believes in a dimensional merger.
 
I like how I've never once made up anything about Lucas like he claims but here he is accusing Chris Hansen of beating his wife based on nothing. You know, he cheated on her so obviously he must have been beating her. I'm not even going to get into how he's been told many times that Chris Hansen makes videos for 50$ and has no idea who he is. I also find it amusing that Chris Hansen charges the same amount Lucas does for a video. Someone might be over valuing himself.
 
So I'm sure it's established knowledge here, but I was not aware that Lucas was a virgin until 27 (not that I'm surprised by it). Him admitting that in the Chris Hansen reply video made me laugh far more than it ever should have.

Also that and his 9 years of singledom mean that he has only ever had 4 or so year of actually being sexually active in his life, which is more than he deserves, but still very funny for someone who spends so much time reeing about it. I bet he has literally spent more time making videos about sex than he has spent actually having it.
Lucas said 27 but I'd say his only sexual experience is with Suzanne. They were together for 1 1/2 yrs and she kicked him out middle of 2012. He was 32 at the time she booted him.
 
He posted a video, though nothing about the chris hansen stuff. Just some unhinged nonsense


Also with the way he has the sheet pulled up over his chest like that it makes him look like he's a horrifying looking, flat chested troon wearing a dress

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Tonight's compilation will be fun, I'm sure!
 
He isn't finished yet. He's majorly pissed at chris hansen

It's even funnier when you realize Lucas truly believes this is quality stand-up comedy.
Also proof that Lucas definitely saw the Chris Hansen video.
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As a tcap fan, I fucking hate that Chris Hansen went after Louis Conradt instead of interviewing Twink Toilet. I know, a little random but I just wanted to say it. He actually got fired on a morality clause for cheating on his wife. Lucas knows this happened so I'm not sure why he's sayiing something else.

"He's probably fucking children," Lucas says. Good fucking god, he's making up a lot of shit. I guess it shouldn't surprise me. Not like he hasn't made up things about me. I'm religious according to Lucas. And other absurd things that no one would say after watching any amount of my content.
 
Fatal Walter said:
As a tcap fan, I fucking hate that Chris Hansen went after Louis Conradt instead of interviewing Twink Toilet. I know, a little random but I just wanted to say it. He actually got fired on a morality clause for cheating on his wife. Lucas knows this happened so I'm not sure why he's sayiing something else.

The answer is that lucas is lying, like he always does. He is a compulsive liar

Fatal Walter said:
"He's probably fucking children," Lucas says. Good fucking god, he's making up a lot of shit.

Lucas probably thinks tcap really went like this:


That said, the more he rails against chris hansen, swearing up and down he's a pedo while trying to imply hansen is a pedo himself, he just ends up both looking batshit insane and making it look more and more like he is absolutely a pedo. His behavior screams projection, probably out of internal panicking at being singled out twice by mr to catch a predator himself so he does the only thing he can think of and goes reeeeing on the offensive trying to turn it around on him. Which is not the behavior of someone who is innocent of what they are being accused of
 
As a tcap fan, I fucking hate that Chris Hansen went after Louis Conradt instead of interviewing Twink Toilet. I know, a little random but I just wanted to say it. He actually got fired on a morality clause for cheating on his wife. Lucas knows this happened so I'm not sure why he's sayiing something else.

"He's probably fucking children," Lucas says. Good fucking god, he's making up a lot of shit. I guess it shouldn't surprise me. Not like he hasn't made up things about me. I'm religious according to Lucas. And other absurd things that no one would say after watching any amount of my content.
That whole sting was Fucked up because Conradt killed himself. There were like 21 people who got busted, but the DA refused to charge them because of the attention surrounding Conradt, but I totally agree with you Twink Toilet would have been a classic interview. I think that the events in the Murphy TX sting, and the fact the Bowling Green sting only had 7 predators show up really tanked the series.
 
I like how I've never once made up anything about Lucas like he claims but here he is accusing Chris Hansen of beating his wife based on nothing. You know, he cheated on her so obviously he must have been beating her. I'm not even going to get into how he's been told many times that Chris Hansen makes videos for 50$ and has no idea who he is. I also find it amusing that Chris Hansen charges the same amount Lucas does for a video. Someone might be over valuing himself.
I love how Lucas always says that cops and soldiers are the most likely professions to beat their wives; that may be true but you know what is the number one group most likely to engage in domestic violence? Men who already have domestic violence convictions. Like Lucas.


LOL lucas is a fucking idiot. He thinks hansen got fired from to catch a predator cause he lied about some pedo and the pedo ended up killing themselves. No, the show ended cause they went to the guys house and he panicked and killed himself. He was absolutely guilty
Of fucking course Lucas is defending pedophiles... Gotta look out for his own I guess.
 
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