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Jesus fuckin christ man, I lost my shit when he started rolling the bacon on the bare table
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I disagree. I donāt think that someone who lives in Spokane recognizing the hotel is āfun autistic sleuthingā. I think there is plenty of reason to believe Lucas was quarantined, either because he had covid or was in close contact with someone who did. Would I bet my life on it? Nope, but for the purposes of deducing whatās going on in Lucasā life and figuring out why heās been doing what he has recently, I think itās very plausible and itās what I believe until I see different evidence.
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I disagree. I donāt think that someone who lives in Spokane recognizing the hotel is āfun autistic sleuthingā. I think there is plenty of reason to believe Lucas was quarantined, either because he had covid or was in close contact with someone who did. Would I bet my life on it? Nope, but for the purposes of deducing whatās going on in Lucasā life and figuring out why heās been doing what he has recently, I think itās very plausible and itās what I believe until I see different evidence.
I tend to believe he was a quarantined because of his food choices while at the hotel.
The fat faggot's one achievable pleasure has been food. All the food he ate was in the same type of container with a can of Coke to drink. Either he was ordering room service (doubtful based on the hotel) or recieving a hobo dinner.
No grub hub. No klinkerdagger, and no meals fit for 3 or more people.
He also didn't go outside for a week.
This was not typical Wern.
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Lucas! Nobody wants to see all this gross food you keep filming!!! If your goal is to make anyone like you at all, stop uploading videos equivalent to you shoving feces into your mouth. Lucas reminds me of the fat demon from hellraiser who wears sunglasses at this point
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God I LOVE seeing fatty get corrected on the gram, people calling him a creep and a DV perp in youtube comments where he can't control the narrative...the seethe is palpable...
Clone-ass clown-ass Karen Farm muthafuckas FTW!
Clone-ass clown-ass Karen Farm muthafuckas FTW!
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Oh god Bar S hot dogs are fucking revolting, even when I was working part-time for min wage I would not buy those.
Are those really calzones? They just look like buns and he shoved some stuff into them.
The bacon straight on the hobo table and the "calzones" straight on that burnt dirty tray just.. barf
Are those really calzones? They just look like buns and he shoved some stuff into them.
The bacon straight on the hobo table and the "calzones" straight on that burnt dirty tray just.. barf
Respect women, don't call them bitches. Instead call women fucking pigs.
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Why did Lucas post a picture of a melted candle?
Mother Fucker
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Still trying to use the RESPEC WAMAN mating call I see, cause it's worked so well for him every other time. I think it's time for him to take a look at this video from his messiah Bernie.
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Narcissist-Sociopath awareness, takes one to know one.
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Lucas gets blowfies (green turd flies) in his stomach; only because any feelings he thinks he has for someone stems from a wretched and decaying place within.
His most recent food abortion isn't a calzone, it's a lolcowzone.
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The freak tried damage control at the end.
The freak tried damage control at the end.
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Hundred pound raspberry smelling shits for 6 hours - best idea according to the Wern
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apart from the bacon, it seemed to me like an extremely brainwrong version of toad in the holeHe put a hot dogs in the calzone and wrapped it in bacon? A calzone is fucking premade, all you have to do is heat it up! I was cringing how he kept trying to wrap the bacon around with one hand and his dirty ass sleeve kept touching his food. We've all touched raw bacon before and we know it is greasy as hell and I'd bet my house that all Lucas did was wipe his fat hands on his clothes OR run them through his hair.
the key differences being that for toad in the hole you use decent quality sausages, and proper batter instead of a pre-cooked fucking pizza
More "virtue signaling" from the hypocrite POS. Of course the Freak is a feminist and "respects" women so happybuddhist comment is not going to apply to him.
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Hey Lucas, you've had 2 apartments with a stove, fridge and bed since you've been in Spokane. You have also cooked in both apts. How many beautiful women have you pleased. Oh wait, the women in Olympia didn't want you and now the women in Spokane don't want you for they know you're Insane, a Predator, a Malignant POS.
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Hey Lucas, you've had 2 apartments with a stove, fridge and bed since you've been in Spokane. You have also cooked in both apts. How many beautiful women have you pleased. Oh wait, the women in Olympia didn't want you and now the women in Spokane don't want you for they know you're Insane, a Predator, a Malignant POS.
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I find it kind of interesting that Lucas doesnāt use drugs and alcohol as a way to cope given how shit his life truly is. Heās mentioned past drug use with hallucinogens and of course he smokes tons of weed when he can afford to but I think this is a standard he sets because he knows taking up a crack habit would effectively be him giving up on his dream of getting a Phd in age gap breeding and it would make him look as bad as some of the other homeless drug users he thinks he is better than. He still holds onto that slim ray of hope despite all of the evidence that he will die alone.
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Except we have seen him drunk many,many,many times.
Mother Fucker
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He's so disconnected with reality already what does he even need drugs or alcohol for. He clearly isn't living in the same universe as everyone else as it is.
That video was the stupidest thing Iāve ever seen and also like... Nothing like that exists. So if weāre just making up shit we wish existed I could just say that I wish that I could lose weight without doing anything, including shitting for 6 hours??? How is some random ass drink that makes you sick the best idea when itās clearly just some fantasy thing he made up?
Itās like in The Office when Dwight says in his fantasy heās in Hell as the manager/co-owner with Satan and Jim is like āin your wildest fantasy youāre... in Hell... and youāre not even in charge of Hell???ā Lucas if youāre just going to make things up and fantasize why wouldnāt you just fantasize about losing weight by doing nothing lmao
Also, literally the day after talking about how people shouldnāt fart in public, heās back to talking about his shits and how his wildest fantasies include shitting.
He LITERALLY has a lizard brain, only cares about eating, shitting, and sex. 
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