Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas hasn't been doing his motel & Clinkernigger runs early in the month since the LA saga, so maybe his payee is holding out. I don't know.
He might have been incessantly bitching when he was out of money at the end of the month and caused the payee to dole out the money in increments.
Many men believe that they have to say the right things and they can “make” women fall for them. If she hasn’t fallen for them it’s because they haven’t found the right combination of words. It’s no surprise the Wern takes this approach to life.
Even less retarded incels eventually figure out this isn't the case and that there is no series of magic words that suddenly get some slut to drop her panties. This is why they eventually come to hate PUAs so much. That's the less retarded ones, though, not the most retarded like the Wern.
 
Shall we treat this downtime like an interlude, Kiwis? If you're not going to the bar for a nice glass of room temperature bottom shelf brandy or a olive meatball canapé, you can always stay right here and enjoy a music break. Post your favourite material from Maestro Werner's melodical masterworks.

I think this one's called "Just-a Grate Ya Cheeeeese".

 
Huh really? I’ve been following his antics since 2016 and I don’t recall that ever being the case in that time! Sometimes he loses or gets his phone stolen but I have never seen him not post ANYTHING for more than a day just willingly. He might not post videos but he posts memes, shares shit to his stories, etc. unless he either doesn’t have his phone/the ability to charge it, or he’s in jail or the mental hospital.

Then you haven't been following very well or very closely.

He does this on the regular and has since 2019. There were multiple times in 2020 and late 2019 that he didn't post anything for days at a time, sometimes over a month. Earlier than that it happened as well, which you can see if you look at the dates of posted videos between his channels. He also often goes for fairly long periods without posting to Facebook.

Most of the time it's because he loses or misplaces either his phone or charger, occasionally it's because he was in the hospital, and rarely it's because he's depressed to the point that he stays away from social media for a few days or a week or so to get away from "haters".

Now and again it's because he gets his social media restricted due to profiles or posts being reported. He initially moved from Youtube to IG for videos because both of his channels got upload bans due to, if you believe him, "leaving nasty comments to Christians" on other channels.
 
Many men believe that they have to say the right things and they can “make” women fall for them. If she hasn’t fallen for them it’s because they haven’t found the right combination of words. It’s no surprise the Wern takes this approach to life.
This used to be more common in the Pick-Up Artist era of the manosphere, which thankfully most have realized is bullshit by now. Lucas remains well behind even compared to other incels.
 
Must be like seeing bigfoot
Apparently, when he walks he either swings his arms like a gorilla or he walks with his arms behind his back trying to look interesting. Also, he apparently has a gimpy foot. I have never seen it myself, only heard stories and tales of wild Werner sightings.
 
Apparently, when he walks he either swings his arms like a gorilla or he walks with his arms behind his back trying to look interesting. Also, he apparently has a gimpy foot. I have never seen it myself, only heard stories and tales of wild Werner sightings.

an old Wern in the wild sighting.
He swings it around every step like someone in a row boat using an oar. Never saw him do the arms behind his back thing but considering all his other body language that screams "I desperately want to be considered deep and interesting" it wouldn't surprise me in the least.
-Awkwardly long pauses while he looks deep in thought
-The finger to the chin thing like he's about to tell you the most complex idea you've ever heard
-The hand gesture thing where he flexes his fingers outward at every word
 
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I remember Lucas used to have a sock account on Facebook that he would use when he went to Facebook jail. The name was "John Smith". He also was in some board game design groups with this name. It appears that profile is no more. I don't think Lucas has any sock accounts on Instagram, but I am not sure.
 
I remember Lucas used to have a sock account on Facebook that he would use when he went to Facebook jail. The name was "John Smith". He also was in some board game design groups with this name. It appears that profile is no more. I don't think Lucas has any sock accounts on Instagram, but I am not sure.
Haha, good ol’ John Smith! Funny how John (much like someone we all know) got SO mad when other gamers would critique his ridiculously and unnecessarily overly complicated game ideas.
 
So I put his name into a website for detecting anagrams and these gems came up:


and for his middle name:


My favorites are 'weaners curl' 'lawn securer' 'screw lauren' (even his name wants him to fuck little girls and knows he has a tiny dick apparently) also 'weasel' and 'walrus' are oddly appropriate

I had them all in quotes but apparently it was too much for a single post
 
Then you haven't been following very well or very closely.

He does this on the regular and has since 2019. There were multiple times in 2020 and late 2019 that he didn't post anything for days at a time, sometimes over a month. Earlier than that it happened as well, which you can see if you look at the dates of posted videos between his channels. He also often goes for fairly long periods without posting to Facebook.

Most of the time it's because he loses or misplaces either his phone or charger, occasionally it's because he was in the hospital, and rarely it's because he's depressed to the point that he stays away from social media for a few days or a week or so to get away from "haters".

Now and again it's because he gets his social media restricted due to profiles or posts being reported. He initially moved from Youtube to IG for videos because both of his channels got upload bans due to, if you believe him, "leaving nasty comments to Christians" on other channels.
Actually I have been following very closely. I didn’t say he never stops posting, I said he never just CHOOSES to. I’ll try to break it down further — yes Lucas goes through periods of not posting content. Since 2016 he has not done so SIMPLY BECAUSE HE CHOSE NOT TO. Show me proof showing otherwise.

The reason is ALWAYS one of the following: he lost or got his phone stolen, or he doesn’t have access to charge it; he is in a psych ward; he is in jail; he is unable to post because of social media restrictions, however with this one it would be unlikely that every single social media site banned him at once. He has never simply chosen not to post anything or log on to any platforms for days on end. Like I said, if you have actual evidence to the contrary I’d love to see it, but no, he doesn’t “do this regularly”.

He always at least still posts pictures and memes or at the very bare minimum, still logs on. He may have said at some point that being off social media for any period of time was “his choice” but this has been proven to be false every time. He is simply not mentally capable of actually doing that, if he has access to social media he is physically unable to stay off of it.
 
When he goes silent like this I always wonder if he went out like Terry Davis and got smeared somewhere like the roadkill he's destined to be. It'd be a shame if that happened prematurely. Not that he doesn't deserve it but his self broadcasted suffering brings so many people entertainment. What a twisted and ironic thing to give purpose to a life as meaningless as his.
 
When he goes silent like this I always wonder if he went out like Terry Davis and got smeared somewhere like the roadkill he's destined to be. It'd be a shame if that happened prematurely. Not that he doesn't deserve it but his self broadcasted suffering brings so many people entertainment. What a twisted and ironic thing to give purpose to a life as meaningless as his.
Terry was a brilliant dude, so sad to see him deteriorate the way he did. However, I am betting the prodigal bum will come back, he has gotten his SSI check by now so maybe he is waiting on the new phone. R.I.T. (Rest In Telomeres) seems premature if it were to happen now.
 
Lucas is too much a selfish fuck to kill himself, even in his depression swing with out bragging about it or baiting first.

Unless he just got unlucky and hit by a bus etc.

Terry's story is so different but shows the horrible reality of schizos, Lucas has same problem but was never smart and a huge piece of shit.

Terry's family (and I don't want to fault them too much) did what they could to help him, Lukie, is cut off. Terry was smart, Lucas is not, Terry sadly had some people troll him into dangerous acts but so many begged Terry to get help, all of us everyone, wants Lucas to die.

I honestly feel part of him is alive via spite alone.

As of now I still lean to Lucas is just not posting but nothing major, yet. Let's give a few days.
 
Forgot about this conversation gem with the Wern. An over thinker has already thought of everything so it’s best not to see what he might overthink next.

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