Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

Man, IG is boring with Lucas on a probably caused by his own stupidity blackout.

So, might as well pull cards for him as a reminder that it will never be in the cards for him.

And some runes this time because why the fuck not?

The reading was super long so I won't clutter this post up with it. It's over on my IG if you want to laugh along to Lucas being in his usual cycle of being a delusional creep whose entire life hinges on him still believing his fantasy of a child bride.

But now, the main attraction!

The attached images, I may have slightly out of order, they're up on an IG account called damfine509, and I'm reposting them here with permission.

Best part: It's PROOF he's still knowingly and purposely targeting minors.

He even sent his wrong take on age of consent being 16 and got petulant and aggressive when she refused to sneak out of her house to go fuck him, he KNEW she was underage, she told him prior to that.

 

[Twrx]

Man, IG is boring with Lucas on a probably caused by his own stupidity blackout.

So, might as well pull cards for him as a reminder that it will never be in the cards for him.

And some runes this time because why the fuck not?

The reading was super long so I won't clutter this post up with it. It's over on my IG if you want to laugh along to Lucas being in his usual cycle of being a delusional creep whose entire life hinges on him still believing his fantasy of a child bride.

But now, the main attraction!

The attached images, I may have slightly out of order, they're up on an IG account called damfine509, and I'm reposting them here with permission.

Best part: It's PROOF he's still knowingly and purposely targeting minors.

He even sent his wrong take on age of consent being 16 and got petulant and aggressive when she refused to sneak out of her house to go fuck him, he KNEW she was underage, she told him prior to that.

Sometimes I wonder why he hasn't ended up caught by some washington state version of perverted justice, but I think he actually may be too retarded to make that much effort. I think the closest he'll get to a child is a developmentally disabled child. I would bet every single thing I own, that he definitely has a shit load of child pornography on his phone.

 

[ClownBrew]

Sometimes I wonder why he hasn't ended up caught by some washington state version of perverted justice, but I think he actually may be too retarded to make that much effort. I think the closest he'll get to a child is a developmentally disabled child. I would bet every single thing I own, that he definitely has a shit load of child pornography on his phone.

I'm beginning to think his entire home state is either riddled with lead poisoned water out there or they're just all career tweakers. Even the cats and dogs.

 

[Rogowski]

Man, IG is boring with Lucas on a probably caused by his own stupidity blackout.

So, might as well pull cards for him as a reminder that it will never be in the cards for him.

And some runes this time because why the fuck not?

The reading was super long so I won't clutter this post up with it. It's over on my IG if you want to laugh along to Lucas being in his usual cycle of being a delusional creep whose entire life hinges on him still believing his fantasy of a child bride.

But now, the main attraction!

The attached images, I may have slightly out of order, they're up on an IG account called damfine509, and I'm reposting them here with permission.

Best part: It's PROOF he's still knowingly and purposely targeting minors.

He even sent his wrong take on age of consent being 16 and got petulant and aggressive when she refused to sneak out of her house to go fuck him, he KNEW she was underage, she told him prior to that.

Lucas really said “Don’t love me then. Me no give poo poo.” He’s devolving into that dirty caveman Sam Losco again.

Also, I checked out the IG profile shown in that notification and the pictures that account used look way younger than 17.

 

[WonderWino]

Sometimes I wonder why he hasn't ended up caught by some washington state version of perverted justice, but I think he actually may be too retarded to make that much effort. I think the closest he'll get to a child is a developmentally disabled child. I would bet every single thing I own, that he definitely has a shit load of child pornography on his phone.

If he keeps doing that he's going to get busted by one of those types of groups sooner or later. They're all over the place in the US and the bar to get into legal trouble for what he is doing there is pretty low. As long as he think they're underage and says or does anything creepy he's fucked if he gets caught in one of those stings. You don't even need to show up for them, though his history of getting catfished to places like LA and idaho don't help him in that area either. Especially if he were to get caught up in one of those stings and they found out about the 'mia's dad' recording. Though she didn't actually exist, he didn't know that at the time and how he reacted to 'her father' would not reflect well on him in court at all

and like you said, i'd bet good money on there being questionable porn on his phone. On that note i'd never, ever let him use any of my devices for any reason for just that reason. He'd more than likely take the opportunity to look up some creepy shit, thinking he can't get caught if its on someone elses phone

That said, after seeing klickitats latest screenshots I think this should be lucas's official theme song:

 

[AbraCadaver]

Man, IG is boring with Lucas on a probably caused by his own stupidity blackout.

So, might as well pull cards for him as a reminder that it will never be in the cards for him.

And some runes this time because why the fuck not?

The reading was super long so I won't clutter this post up with it. It's over on my IG if you want to laugh along to Lucas being in his usual cycle of being a delusional creep whose entire life hinges on him still believing his fantasy of a child bride.

But now, the main attraction!

The attached images, I may have slightly out of order, they're up on an IG account called damfine509, and I'm reposting them here with permission.

Best part: It's PROOF he's still knowingly and purposely targeting minors.

He even sent his wrong take on age of consent being 16 and got petulant and aggressive when she refused to sneak out of her house to go fuck him, he KNEW she was underage, she told him prior to that.

Again, whenever you start to feel the least bit sorry for Lucas, remember this. Him grooming a 17 year old, demanding “tell me you love me” “send me a kiss emoji...now more hearts” and “sneak out, you’re an adult, you can have sex” even as the girl protests she’s underage.

He is the world’s biggest arsehole.

 

[LeeLoo]

Man, IG is boring with Lucas on a probably caused by his own stupidity blackout.

So, might as well pull cards for him as a reminder that it will never be in the cards for him.

And some runes this time because why the fuck not?

The reading was super long so I won't clutter this post up with it. It's over on my IG if you want to laugh along to Lucas being in his usual cycle of being a delusional creep whose entire life hinges on him still believing his fantasy of a child bride.

But now, the main attraction!

The attached images, I may have slightly out of order, they're up on an IG account called damfine509, and I'm reposting them here with permission.

Best part: It's PROOF he's still knowingly and purposely targeting minors.

He even sent his wrong take on age of consent being 16 and got petulant and aggressive when she refused to sneak out of her house to go fuck him, he KNEW she was underage, she told him prior to that.

Again, just when I think Fatness NeverClean can’t surprise or disgust me even more..he does. What’s most distressing is how quickly he gets aggressive and angry. He’s not even being told a flat no, more like, not yet...and still he gets pissy.

And as others have said, how had this fat fuck evaded the authorities? It’s right there in print, for years he’s been grooming minors online. How has he not been charged?

 

[Fecunt]

@klickitat have you ever made a supercut of Lucas crying vids? During our content drought that would really go down smooth...

 

[AbraCadaver]

Incase we needed more proof that fatty is a pathetic retard.

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I loled, looked it up and realized it’s (clearly) false, but based on the change of definition that single people should be allowed access to IVF treatments etc and shouldn’t have to get a partner first to prove that they are good enough to have a child by artificial means. Basically, rewording things so gay people and singles can have access to treatments that hetero couples have.

But I would REALLY enjoy Lucas taking this at face value and accusing gen z of hating the disabled. It’s the Werner-Greer crossover I’ve always wanted.

 

[WonderWino]

and I just noticed he is STILL pushing that incorrect 16 is entirely legal in WA horseshit. Even the media called him out for that one and brought up it has to be within 5 years. Fucking hell that exchange screams predator. Not to mention he's very clearly being told to fuck off as nicely as possible and being told theres a cop in said underage girls family, and being told there is a pandemic on so she shouldn't be meeting up with a hobo (who surprise surprise isn't revealing his own covid related stuff) and he still pushes her to meet and brings up his magic sperm. He's lucky he hasn't gotten that far with a real woman at this point or he would have had a real 'mias dad' incident by now. If he acted that way toward someones actual father after behaving the way he did in those screenshots he's asking for trouble. He just does not understand boundaries or appropriate behavior at all

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

Man, IG is boring with Lucas on a probably caused by his own stupidity blackout.

So, might as well pull cards for him as a reminder that it will never be in the cards for him.

And some runes this time because why the fuck not?

The reading was super long so I won't clutter this post up with it. It's over on my IG if you want to laugh along to Lucas being in his usual cycle of being a delusional creep whose entire life hinges on him still believing his fantasy of a child bride.

But now, the main attraction!

The attached images, I may have slightly out of order, they're up on an IG account called damfine509, and I'm reposting them here with permission.

Best part: It's PROOF he's still knowingly and purposely targeting minors.

He even sent his wrong take on age of consent being 16 and got petulant and aggressive when she refused to sneak out of her house to go fuck him, he KNEW she was underage, she told him prior to that.

Wow really looks like someone is *checks notes* looking to get slutty during COVID-19.
How the turn tables have turned.

 

[Wernology]

@klickitat have you ever made a supercut of Lucas crying vids? During our content drought that would really go down smooth...

I'm not sure I could slog through that much Lucas.

Shirtless in Spokane was easy, I could tell matching vids from thumbnails.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I can't imagine any attentive Wernologist is surprised at Lucas clumsy attempt to get at damfine509's teen puss puss. He has a history of this type of thing. It's fascinating to see how he tries to manipulate the ovulators, and this extended exchange provides a more detailed example of his techniques than what's been previously leaked.

Two of my favorite lines: "There's nothing illegal about this," and "My parents are millionaires."

Lucas doesn't have access to girls IRL, and he lacks the confidence to address a girl in this manner, face to face. I suspect that's why he settled on passing notes and leaving manifestos tacked to light posts. But online, he is free to "spit his game" without his "shyness" getting in the way. And flatbills, too. Perfect for him, if ultimately unsatisfying because they can maintain their distance.

Lucas is a creep. Lucas is a predator. If Lucas were able to hump an underaged girl, he would. If he were able to contrive an opportunity to hump an underaged girl, he would. He's presently engaged in this effort.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Sometimes I wonder why he hasn't ended up caught by some washington state version of perverted justice, but I think he actually may be too retarded to make that much effort. I think the closest he'll get to a child is a developmentally disabled child. I would bet every single thing I own, that he definitely has a shit load of child pornography on his phone.

Here is how I envision the inevitable (fingers crossed!) Hansen encounter:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas proved a liar yet again.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Man, IG is boring with Lucas on a probably caused by his own stupidity blackout.

So, might as well pull cards for him as a reminder that it will never be in the cards for him.

And some runes this time because why the fuck not?

The reading was super long so I won't clutter this post up with it. It's over on my IG if you want to laugh along to Lucas being in his usual cycle of being a delusional creep whose entire life hinges on him still believing his fantasy of a child bride.

But now, the main attraction!

The attached images, I may have slightly out of order, they're up on an IG account called damfine509, and I'm reposting them here with permission.
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Best part: It's PROOF he's still knowingly and purposely targeting minors.

He even sent his wrong take on age of consent being 16 and got petulant and aggressive when she refused to sneak out of her house to go fuck him, he KNEW she was underage, she told him prior to that.

It's nice that he continues to demonstrate that his big strategy when he gets a girl alone is to be pushy and predatory, which is why he considers the mere presence of any other man to be a cockblock.

Also, let's all pretend to be shocked that Lucas got caught deliberately trying to get with a 17 year old.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Again, whenever you start to feel the least bit sorry for Lucas, remember this. Him grooming a 17 year old, demanding “tell me you love me” “send me a kiss emoji...now more hearts” and “sneak out, you’re an adult, you can have sex” even as the girl protests she’s underage.

He is the world’s biggest arsehole.

In the middle of covid, after screaming about covid sluts for the last year.

God, I hope he gets painful hemmrhoids.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Here is how I envision the inevitable (fingers crossed!) Hansen encounter:
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I’d like to see Chris Hansen come out of retirement for a Wern special episode just to see him read out a few pages of the transcripts as the Wern stuffs his fat face with klinkerdagger. Lucas then tries to accuse Chris Hansen of only going after the poor pedophiles and not the rich ones, he then leaves the house and tries to run from the cops but trips and falls on his bum foot while crying agephooobes, biggoooots, classism!

 

[Wernology]

Have some more, including him lying about age of consent, ignoring an explicit no, and verifying she's still in high school.

We all knew he was a predatory, aggressive creep, but it's always good to see how he acts when he thinks a convo is private.

 

[Mother Fucker]

I’d like to see Chris Hansen come out of retirement for a Wern special episode just to see him read out a few pages of the transcripts as the Wern stuffs his fat face with klinkerdagger.

Even after the LA catfish incident he'd still be gullible enough to fall for a TCAP house visit. All it would take is a video call or two with an especially young looking zoomer who doesn't even need to be a good actor, and he'd be on the next bus to there. That'd be hands down one of the best episodes considering how much he already hates Chris Hansen. They probably wouldn't be able to get any good calm conversation footage cause he'd just immediately have a next level chimp out worse than when Dan filmed him in that parking lot.

They'd have to set some stinkerdagger in front of him to get him to calm down long enough to make fun of him for sending 15+ texts back to back followed by multiple articles about how older fathers and younger mothers make super babies.