Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Yellow Sink Disease]

Have some more, including him lying about age of consent, ignoring an explicit no, and verifying she's still in high school.

We all knew he was a predatory, aggressive creep, but it's always good to see how he acts when he thinks a convo is private.

No PL but reading shit like this makes me want to throw up. Somebody pleaae get Pukas away from underage girls by any fucking means necessary. I hope his silence means he's dead. In Minecraft of course.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Have some more, including him lying about age of consent, ignoring an explicit no, and verifying she's still in high school.

We all knew he was a predatory, aggressive creep, but it's always good to see how he acts when he thinks a convo is private.

Lucas is trying to fuck an underaged teen. He's trying his best. Perhaps "fuck" is the wrong word. Victimize? Fist? Assault?

He is heartbroken that no underaged teen will let him at her puss puss and juicy womb. This is why he is sad: he sucks at being a sex predator.

 

[WonderWino]

Have some more, including him lying about age of consent, ignoring an explicit no, and verifying she's still in high school.

We all knew he was a predatory, aggressive creep, but it's always good to see how he acts when he thinks a convo is private.

'Withhold love and I explode like the hulk' 'If I don't go off in a seething rage at least once a day i'll go off and turn into the hulk' holy shit, statements like that scream domestic violence red flags so loudly its not even funny. That really shouldn't be surprising considering lucas's habit of projecting his intentions on everyone else. Hence the rants about cops and soldiers being domestic abusers

Even after the LA catfish incident he'd still be gullible enough to fall for a TCAP house visit. All it would take is a video call or two with an especially young looking zoomer who doesn't even need to be a good actor, and he'd be on the next bus to there. That'd be hands down one of the best episodes considering how much he already hates Chris Hansen. They probably wouldn't be able to get any good calm conversation footage cause he'd just immediately have a next level chimp out worse than when Dan filmed him in that parking lot.

They'd have to set some stinkerdagger in front of him to get him to calm down long enough to make fun of him for sending 15+ texts back to back followed by multiple articles about how older fathers and younger mothers make super babies.

He'd be one of those predators who takes one look at chris hansen, realizes whats about to happen and turns around to waddle out the door, trying to escape, only to start getting confrontationally screeching at the cops about how its totally legal for him to be there as the cops are surrounding him and telling him to get on the ground or get pepper sprayed/tasered. I won't be the least bit surprised if he gets busted by some perverted justice type online watchdog group given his behavior and how many of them there are out there. Some might even deliberately target him knowing his history. He doesn't think far enough ahead to shower and bring enough money for food and a hotel room when flying to a different state to meet supposed zoomer, so I doubt it would even cross his mind that he could easily walk into just such a trap house. He seems to think video chats and phone chats where it is an actual woman automatically mean he isn't getting set up for anything. Hell even the stuff that happened in LA with getting confronted by 'mias dad' didn't phase him. He just played victim and memory holed the whole thing

and he better hope he never ends up talking like that to some actual high school student and making her legitimately uncomfortable with the sperm talk. Getting such a student creeped out enough to mention it to a teacher or school counselor is all it would take to get lucas into a world of trouble and get his behavior investigated. Especially if shes in another state. He only needs to slip up and get a little too pushy and creepy once to fuck himself over, which isn't an unlikely scenario as he ages, gets more desperate and thinks he can get away with pushing a little more cause he thinks he is smart enough to talk his way out of shit. His stupidity and incompetence alone is going to inevitably get him into trouble for this kind of behavior if he lives long enough to keep at it. God help him if some girls parent takes a look at her phone one day and sees a conversation like that on it. and if he thinks some teen girl won't throw him under the bus to keep herself from getting in trouble by playing the completely innocent victim who had no idea what kind of person he is, even if she deliberately egged him on for her own amusement or to incriminate himself he's even stupider than I thought

 

[AnOminous]

again, it's not the explosive part that's the problem, it's the controllable, safe handling of the result that is very difficult.

Most of the reactions you need to make explosives are exothermic. That is pretty problematic when the substances you're working with tend to explode.

 

[IceQueen]

Man, IG is boring with Lucas on a probably caused by his own stupidity blackout.

So, might as well pull cards for him as a reminder that it will never be in the cards for him.

And some runes this time because why the fuck not?

The reading was super long so I won't clutter this post up with it. It's over on my IG if you want to laugh along to Lucas being in his usual cycle of being a delusional creep whose entire life hinges on him still believing his fantasy of a child bride.

But now, the main attraction!

The attached images, I may have slightly out of order, they're up on an IG account called damfine509, and I'm reposting them here with permission.
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Best part: It's PROOF he's still knowingly and purposely targeting minors.

He even sent his wrong take on age of consent being 16 and got petulant and aggressive when she refused to sneak out of her house to go fuck him, he KNEW she was underage, she told him prior to that.

I think I’ve said it before but thank you so much for providing us with so much info and content, Klickitat. I appreciate you!

@klickitat have you ever made a supercut of Lucas crying vids? During our content drought that would really go down smooth...

Or a compilation of his horrible “insults” he’s said in so many videos, prefaced by the “I’m pretty good at insults” clip

 

[dirtydeanna96]

He has an absurd amount of narcissism for someone in his position and situation.

I don't think so. It's probably his schizophrenic paranoia. People are out to get him, steal his research, talking about him behind his back and scooping the gen alpha baes. It's not the same as narcissism.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What if Lucas is dead under a bridge? Will anyone find him? Would anyone care?

Here Lies Lucas Werner
He Never Scored Any Puss Puss.

 

[IceQueen]

Have some more, including him lying about age of consent, ignoring an explicit no, and verifying she's still in high school.

We all knew he was a predatory, aggressive creep, but it's always good to see how he acts when he thinks a convo is private.

LMAO “fam has drifted apart”, no they haven’t PukeAss, they just all don’t talk to/refuse to associate with YOU.

 

[Da Dude123]

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What if Lucas is dead under a bridge? Will anyone find him? Would anyone care?

Here Lies Lucas Werner
He Never Scored Any Puss Puss.

He would be buried in a pauper's grave. Myrna would probably be relieved. She would play it up on social media for attention about what a victim Lucas was and now he is at peace, but she probably would not truly be upset. There would likely be no funeral and possibly they would not travel to Washington state to even identity his body. That would be Isik or his payee's job. King Roy would not even leave the Elk Kingdom if it happened.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

He would be buried in a pauper's grave. Myrna would probably be relieved. She would play it up on social media for attention about what a victim Lucas was and now he is at peace, but she probably would not truly be upset. There would likely be no funeral and possibly they would not travel to Washington state to even identity his body. That would be Isik or his payee's job. King George would not even leave the Elk Kingdom if it happened.

Washington allows "human composting" as a burial method. This would seem to be a fitting end for Lucas.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Washington allows "human composting" as a burial method. This would seem to be a fitting end for Lucas.

I'd like to think that even as compost, Lucas couldn't cause life to flourish. Cockblocked, even in death.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Seen on SOFALAW.. what ovulater zoomer bae sees over Clinkerdagger at the Motel 6

 

[WonderWino]

Washington allows "human composting" as a burial method. This would seem to be a fitting end for Lucas.

Thats too good for lucas. I'm thinking alkaline hydrolysis is more appropriate in his case. Essentially turned into a liquid slurry and poured down the mortuary sink

....unless the government wants to get back a little of what they paid out to him over the years and sells his body for medical research purposes, army ballistics testing, a police body far, car crash testing, and/or to china to make questionable dogfood

Lucas being sold for use in a police body farm would be poetic justice. He rails about how much he hates them and all that, only to end up serving the only useful function he could ever have in society and ends up dumped in a creek to see how long he takes to rot so he can contribute to solving murders

 

[Twrx]

Here is how I envision the inevitable (fingers crossed!) Hansen encounter:
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I don't know familiar you are with tcap, or if you just grabbed a random image. The guy in that, is a dude named Jeff Sokol, who admitted to it, much like Lucas, is that he has a tiny dick.

"Jeff Sokol | To Catch a Predator Wiki | Fandom" https://to-catch-a-predator.fandom.com/wiki/Jeff_Sokol

 

[Wernology]

I don't know familiar you are with tcap, or if you just grabbed a random image. The guy in that, is a dude named Jeff Sokol, who admitted to it, much like Lucas, is that he has a tiny dick.

"Jeff Sokol | To Catch a Predator Wiki | Fandom" https://to-catch-a-predator.fandom.com/wiki/Jeff_Sokol

Jeff & Lucas could be best bros.

 

[Josef Mengele]

I don't know familiar you are with tcap, or if you just grabbed a random image. The guy in that, is a dude named Jeff Sokol, who admitted to it, much like Lucas, is that he has a tiny dick.

"Jeff Sokol | To Catch a Predator Wiki | Fandom" https://to-catch-a-predator.fandom.com/wiki/Jeff_Sokol

Sokol was a sociopath, he was legit one of the creepiest guys I have seen on the show. My favorite interview is a toss-up between David Schumacher (Roleplaying Chatroom) and Cody Green (Cleanest Best Pleasure). Schumacher could low-key be considered a horror cow, though.

 

[Wernology]

Sokol was a sociopath, he was legit one of the creepiest guys I have seen on the show. My favorite interview is a toss-up between David Schumacher (Roleplaying Chatroom) and Cody Green (Cleanest Best Pleasure). Schumacher could low-key be considered a horror cow, though.

My all time favorite TCAP star is definitely Lorne Armstrong.

There's that whole creepy phone call with a decoy he thought was 14 (and who sounds about , his entire interrogation after the show in which it took him 21 minutes to realize, "Oh shit, I just confessed to everything, I can do take backs if I request an attorney NOW right??" during his definitely still on Youtube police interrogation after his TCAP arrest, hours of him drunkenly having meltdowns over the phone at adult women catfishing him, the fact that he (like Lucas) thought he was an "influencer" for awhile and had a youtube channel where he made questionable food, workout videos, sang, and talked about his stupid book a well as stupid stories about his dysfunctional family.

That guy even got tricked by "fans" into making merch, specifically, a t-shirt.

Sadly, he wasn't as dumb as Lucas in terms of not being able to figure out, eventually, when he was being trolled or outright mocked and eventually disappeared from Youtube.

His channel is still up, though!

If you haven't peeked down the Lorne rabbit hole, it'd be a good time killer while Lucas is off being miserable away from the internet for awhile.

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas being sold for use in a police body farm would be poetic justice. He rails about how much he hates them and all that, only to end up serving the only useful function he could ever have in society and ends up dumped in a creek to see how long he takes to rot so he can contribute to solving murders

Fuck that bullshit, I kind of like the idea of donating my body to a body farm but I wouldn't if I'd have to share space with a piece of shit like Pukas.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

 

[Rogowski]

Does anyone think it may have been possible that Lucas became self-aware long enough to have realized he was incriminating himself to a catfish and has simply chosen to disappear until the heat dies down? Maybe even smashed his phone to destroy evidence? Now that I think about it has he ever given verified stories of what happened to his past phones?