Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Margo Martindale]

And Dr Niggae Luke is back. I hooe he spills the beans on what actually happened to him, but probably something stupid like dropping his phone in a toilet

 

[Winzler]

"There is nothing as boring as my haters"

Says the guy who designs board games for a hobby.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Im gonna second the praise for @BowlOfDick 's analysis of Lucas's crippled conversational tendencies.

It's partly his extreme narcissism, and partly his entirely solipsistic worldview, that necessitates him immediately restructuring the thread of the conversation to something directly related to himself, or outright hijacking "the point" to rewrite it in a way that places him at the center of the universe, and this is integral to understanding how Lucas views his world.

Of course, we all view the world through our own eyes, obviously, and we're all the stars of our own play, so to speak, but Lucas's ever-present solution to the problems of his life is to restructure the entirety of reality to make things not just easier for himself, but by removing all obstacles, to by default give himself all the things he wants and doesn't have.

Rather than Lucas learning how to flirt with women, or acknowledging that no adult men require their friends to be "wingmen" or some equivalent pussy bullshit suggested solely to anesthetize the painful reality of his lifelong, terminal shyness, Lucas will rather insult the rest of the world, create a "scientific" precedent to seriously suggest that men under 35 should be legally prohibited from having sex with women, and he'll say this with an entirely straight face.

I know we're all used to Lucas's insanity, but think about this for a second, try to see it with a fresh set of eyes: Lucas sees no problem with suggesting that men under 35, that is to say men who've gone through puberty, who are at arguably the most sexually charged point of their lives, should be unable to have sex with partners of their choice, but rather the choice group of mates should be reserved for aging men, on the basis of this specious pseudoscience that we all know Lucas himself barely understands any of.

This is a bit of a digression, but because I was watching old Lucas videos during the drought, I remembered something that Lucas used to do in regards to his telomere justification for his pedophilia that he no longer does.

When he used to discuss his supposed theory of "telomere overabundance", he would suggest that his mere presence around women would somehow osmotically lower their chances of cancer. and that women spending their time around men of their own age would increase their chances of cancer.

He never actively disengaged from this idea, the idea that Lucas and his magical sperm somehow gives off anti-cancer pheromones or something of the sort, but you never hear him mention it anymore.

I wanted someone, at some point, to address that with lucas. It was one of my most requested topics to be put to him, along with the voices on the wind, obviously.

Lucas loves this idea of everything being free, not only is he proud of the concept, but he repeats the idea of all possessions being free about 8 or 10 times over the course of just a few minutes in this "conversation" with Shareef, savoring it, rolling it around in his mind like a junkie reminiscing about an incredible high in their past.

Obviously, fantasy is the only panacea that Lucas has for the harsh reality he's created around himself, so he retreats into it almost constantly, but it's an interesting indicator of how INFANTILE, (yes @BowlOfDick was spot-on) literally infantile, his functionality is, that his solution for all of the difficulties in his life is never for himself to change, it's for the entirety of reality to change around him.

Just the fact that he doesn't understand how idiotic this is on a purely conceptual level is indicative of his irredeemable cognitive distortion, in a fairly systemic way.

To put it together with a crude metaphor, if Lucas ran out of gas, rather than walking down the road with a gas can to the nearest gas station, Lucas would want to sit on the side of the road eating cocktail peps while Shell or Exxon built a gas station right in front of the exact piece of road where his car had died. Bring the gasoline to him. Bring the women to him.

Speaking of cars, even though we haven't heard Lucas rail against automobiles recently, can we all agree that if he was legally allowed to drive, and had access to a car, he would have no more ideological problem with driving?

He's not opposed to cars on an ecological level, although this is his pseudoliberal pose, he's only opposed to them because he sees them as a key that he doesn't have, that automatically opens the door to puss-puss.

This detail shows how multifaceted, rather multi-layered, his incorrect mental functioning really is.

It's not just that he should be able to accept that cars are not an automatic key to women, as Goldaor directly pointed out to him, using Goldaor's own situation as an example, it's that Lucas would remove all cars from the universe, to drag other men down to his level, rather than trying to get a car himself, or just accepting the fact that some people have relationship advantages which he never will.

Can we all see the two levels of dysfunctional thinking here?

1. Cars are not a guaranteed woman magnet. And even if they were, 2. The solution to your personal lack of a car is not to remove cars from the universe. It's this sort of densely compacted stupidity and solipsistic bullshit that forms the nucleus of Lucas's worldview.

He'll take a horrible misapprehension of facts, he'll twist it in a way that advantages him with some gossamer fantasy about his own desirability, and then he'll staple that to some pseudopolitical justification to reconstruct the world in such a way that deprives everyone of the advantages that Lucas doesn't have.

Advantages that, mind you, don't have anywhere near the efficacy that he thinks they do, because on a fundamental level he's misunderstood the social interactions that happened around these advantages.

Like I said: densely layered stupidity and crippled brain function.

I believe that Lucas is much more fundamentally damaged than a lot of the doctors and therapists who see him for a short period of time realize.

I think there are people who are considered to be far more mentally handicapped than lucas, people who are actually termed retarded, who are not as damaged as Lucas in terms of the way they see reality.

But because Lucas keeps talking in his facile way, and occasionally using the words that he generally misunderstands sort of half-right, a casual interaction with him will lend most people the impression that he may even be of above average intelligence.

But he's not above average, he's not even average. Lucas is unique in how broken his way of viewing the world is, and I guess at this point it's not even his fault.

He's been viewing the world incorrectly for so long that his entire adult conception of reality is damaged at the foundations, and the only way to truly help Lucas, short of keeping him doped up with antipsychotics to the point where he's a drooling vegetable, would be to attempt to reorganize the very way he thinks, the very way he understands, and the very way he tries to form solutions.

I don't think this would be possible, because at this point his defense mechanisms, although faulty in logic, are deeply entrenched, and they function entirely unconsciously.

If anything, his defense mechanisms are overactive, which is one thing that his interactions with the world of internet trolls have reinforced.

Lucas was likely always a person who thought he was never wrong, but people constantly telling him he's wrong has made Lucas dismiss ALL criticism as being as insubstantial as a few internet mean words.

This is actually very dangerous to his psyche, because it's allowed Lucas to block any genuinely constructive criticism in the same way that he blocks someone who left him a mean YouTube comment.

And so his defense mechanisms get thicker, and reality gets further and further away.

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

We can now add 'office of president' and 'how the economy works' to the massive list of things lucas has absolutely no understanding of. and by the look of that video he's back in a shelter

His crackheaded-pipe dream musings are so bizarre. Actually, the entire scene is bizarre, a building full of mangey folks disparaged by late stage capitalism spewing nonsense bullshit word salads over one another, not even engaging in a real conversation. What Lucas exposes us to is intimate and quite interesting, but not advisable to watch if you already feel depressed. It's downright dystopian.
Sort of reminds me of something Harmony korine would make.
(I'd recommend checking out the kingcobrajfs/ Josh saunders thread too if you're in to stuff along those lines)

 

[Mike R]

I have been reading this thread on and off for a month now, watched some of his vids, and I find the complete lack of understanding of how the economy works in his most recent vid, the anger that he is unable to get puss puss, and inability for Lucas to look at himself with any modicum of objectivity fascinating. He reminds me of a narcissistic incel who expects women to have to put a paper towel down just to sit next to him, and he is both shocked and appalled that other men who he sees himself as superior than, are picking up women left and right.
BTW, how are men cock blocking him because they 'have 2 girl friends' or 'are drug dealers' or 'are leftist in name only'?

 

[ThomasAudley]

Maybe Lucas was busy with midterms and put away his phone to really study!

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Im gonna second the praise for @BowlOfDick 's analysis of Lucas's crippled conversational tendencies.

It's partly his extreme narcissism, and partly his entirely solipsistic worldview, that necessitates him immediately restructuring the thread of the conversation to something directly related to himself, or outright hijacking "the point" to rewrite it in a way that places him at the center of the universe, and this is integral to understanding how Lucas views his world.

Of course, we all view the world through our own eyes, obviously, and we're all the stars of our own play, so to speak, but Lucas's ever-present solution to the problems of his life is to restructure the entirety of reality to make things not just easier for himself, but by removing all obstacles, to by default give himself all the things he wants and doesn't have.

Rather than Lucas learning how to flirt with women, or acknowledging that no adult men require their friends to be "wingmen" or some equivalent pussy bullshit, designed to anesthetize the painful reality of terminal shyness, Lucas will insult the rest of the world, create a scientific precedent to seriously suggest that men under 35 should be legally prohibited from having sex with women, and he'll say this with an entirely straight face.

I know we're all used to Lucas's insanity, but think about this for a second, try to see it with a fresh set of eyes: Lucas sees no problem with suggesting that men under 35, that is to say men who've gone through puberty, who are at arguably the most sexually charged point of their lives, should be unable to have sex with partners of their choice, but rather the choice group of mates should be reserved for aging men, on the basis of this specious pseudoscience that we all know Lucas himself barely understands any of.

This is a bit of a digression, but because I was watching old Lucas videos during the drought, I remembered something that Lucas used to do in regards to his telomere justification for his pedophilia that he no longer does.

When he used to discuss his supposed theory of "telomere overabundance", he would suggest that his mere presence around women would somehow osmotically lower their chances of cancer. and that women spending their time around men of their own age would increase their chances of cancer.

He never actively disengaged from this idea, the idea that Lucas and his magical sperm somehow gives off anti-cancer pheromones or something of the sort, but you never hear him mention it anymore.

I wanted someone, at some point, to address that with lucas. It was one of my most requested topics to be put to him, along with the voices on the wind, obviously.

Lucas loves this idea of everything being free, not only is he proud of the concept, but he repeats the idea of all possessions being free about 8 or 10 times over the course of just a few minutes in this "conversation" with Shareef, savoring it, rolling it around in his mind like a junkie reminiscing about an incredible high in their past.

Obviously, fantasy is the only panacea that Lucas has for the harsh reality he's created around himself, so he retreats into it almost constantly, but it's an interesting indicator of how INFANTILE, (yes @BowlOfDick was spot-on) literally infantile, his functionality is, that his solution for all of the difficulties in his life is never for himself to change, it's for the entirety of reality to change around him.

Just the fact that he doesn't understand how idiotic this is on a purely conceptual level is indicative of his irredeemable cognitive distortion, in a fairly systemic way.

To put it together with a crude metaphor, if Lucas ran out of gas, rather than walking down the road with a gas can to the nearest gas station, Lucas would want to sit on the side of the road eating cocktail peps while Shell or Exxon built a gas station right in front of the exact piece of road where his car had died. Bring the gasoline to him. Bring the women to him.

Speaking of cars, even though we haven't heard Lucas rail against automobiles recently, can we all agree that if he was legally allowed to drive, and had access to a car, he would have no more ideological problem with driving?

He's not opposed to cars on an ecological level, although this is his pseudoliberal pose, he's only opposed to them because he sees them as a key that he doesn't have, that automatically opens the door to puss-puss.

This detail shows how multifaceted, rather multi-layered, his incorrect mental functioning really is.

It's not just that he should be able to accept that cars are not an automatic key to women, as Goldaor directly pointed out to him, using Goldaor's own situation as an example, it's that Lucas would remove all cars from the universe, to drag other men down to his level, rather than trying to get a car himself, or just accepting the fact that some people have relationship advantages which he never will.

Can we all see the two levels of dysfunctional thinking here?

1. Cars are not a guaranteed woman magnet. And even if they were, 2. The solution to your personal lack of a car is not to remove cars from the universe. It's this sort of densely compacted stupidity and solipsistic bullshit that forms the nucleus of Lucas's worldview.

He'll take a horrible misapprehension of facts, he'll twist it in a way that advantages him with some gossamer fantasy about his own desirability, and then he'll staple that to some pseudopolitical justification to reconstruct the world in such a way that deprives everyone of the advantages that Lucas doesn't have.

Advantages that, mind you, don't have anywhere near the efficacy that he thinks they do, because on a fundamental level he's misunderstood the social interactions that happened around these advantages.

Like I said: densely layered stupidity and crippled brain function.

I believe that Lucas is much more fundamentally damaged than a lot of the doctors and therapists who see him for a short period of time realize.

I think there are people who are considered to be far more mentally handicapped than lucas, people who are actually termed retarded, who are not as damaged as Lucas in terms of the way they see reality.

But because Lucas keeps talking in his facile way, and occasionally using the words that he generally misunderstands sort of half-right, a casual interaction with him will lend most people the impression that he may even be of above average intelligence.

But he's not above average, he's not even average. Lucas is unique in how broken his way of viewing the world is, and I guess at this point it's not even his fault.

He's been viewing the world incorrectly for so long that his entire adult conception of reality is damaged at the foundations, and the only way to truly help Lucas, short of keeping him doped up with antipsychotics to the point where he's a drooling vegetable, would be to attempt to reorganize the very way he thinks, the very way he understands, and the very way he tries to form solutions.

I don't think this would be possible, because at this point his defense mechanisms, although faulty in logic, are deeply entrenched, and they function entirely unconsciously.

If anything, his defense mechanisms are overactive, which is one thing that his interactions with the world of internet trolls have reinforced.

Lucas was likely always a person who thought he was never wrong, but people constantly telling him he's wrong has made Lucas dismiss ALL criticism as being as insubstantial as a few internet mean words.

This is actually very dangerous to his psyche, because it's allowed Lucas to block any genuinely constructive criticism in the same way that he blocks someone who left him a mean YouTube comment.

And so his defense mechanisms get thicker, and reality gets further and further away.

Damn this is a really impressive reading of Lucas. One has to wonder how this stumbling block first emerged in his psyche. I don’t think we will ever truly know but it is absolutely infantile his lack of ability to comprehend that other people exist outside of himself with their own ways of seeing the world. Lucas will make empty gestures of goodwill but only so far as it makes him appear that he is cognizant of others. It’s something he is so fundamentally incapable of and can only ever see other people in ways that relate back to himself. If he can construct his own universe and narrative to tell himself I wonder why he tells himself the one that he does or its just come about because he rewrote history and rearranged pieces to make his pathetic life make sense.

Edit: I wonder if uploading videos is mainly a tool for him to be able to reinforce what he tells himself. Does this add a sense of weight to his delusions like he can show the world and himself that he has “conversations” with people. I think it cements in his own mind that his reason to be is valid and real. Deep down somewhere he has to know it’s not, so it’s important for him to constantly reinforce his own narrative and maybe vlogging serves this purpose.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He started another live Youtube video that he never ended up doing entitled "There is nothing as boring as my haters". Not sure why he is doing that.

Probably because he doesn't know how to set up a stream on his phone.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas, I only started calling Youtube my job when it started paying my bills and most people still don't find it very legitimate compared to a normal job. I've been taking a break from Lucas in his absence but I see his presidential plan got even dumber somehow.

 

[WonderWino]

"How do you pay for it? Everything is free."

"Well, they can mine for more oil or whatever."

"You don't get paid for a job, everything is free."

"As long as you have a job, everything is free."

"If you don't have a job like me, I can say that vlogging is my job."

"If you have a job $12,000 year. Everything is free."

"You don't get paid. You don't get a salary."

Jesus Fucking Christ, he's got to be legitimately brain damaged.

Edit: "You could do it with an executive order. I--you'd have to get the approval of the Supreme Court." WHICH IS IT, YOU FAT FUCK?

"The first thing I'm going to do is buy the stock market [...] and pay off the national debt."

Buy...the stock market...

He's going to "keep digital dollars in the treasury"--how. Fucking how? It's...do you know what digital means?

"If they can't buy it in the United States you could...just make it in the United States."

"It'd create tons of jobs, they wouldn't get paid anything, but they'd be able to spend as much money as they wanted." HOW? How do you spend money when you don't get paid in money because everything is magically free? This ain't Star Trek, and even if it was, you'd still need money. Even in sci-fi utopia, they still used money to some degree, even in the Federation (I mean, they wouldn't be able to trade with non-Federation societies without some form of currency being used), and definitely outside of it.


Goddamn, it is too early for this.

I honestly love the fact that he doesn't pick up on the other guy making fun of him and his stupid ideas.

Last Edit: I had to put this one up before work. It's still uploading and I have to take off but, once it finishes...

Lucas talking about digital currency reminds me of this. I can see it now: 'the digital currency is in the computer lucas'

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas has not posted anything to Instagram. Is he in Instagram jail or did he maybe forget his password? He hasn't even deleted the mean comments on his recent posts.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Damn this is a really impressive reading of Lucas. One has to wonder how this stumbling block first emerged in his psyche. I don’t think we will ever truly know but it is absolutely infantile his lack of ability to comprehend that other people exist outside of himself with their own ways of seeing the world. Lucas will make empty gestures of goodwill but only so far as it makes him appear that he is cognizant of others. It’s something he is so fundamentally incapable of and can only ever see other people in ways that relate back to himself. If he can construct his own universe and narrative to tell himself I wonder why he tells himself the one that he does or its just come about because he rewrote history and rearranged pieces to make his pathetic life make sense.

Edit: I wonder if uploading videos is mainly a tool for him to be able to reinforce what he tells himself. Does this add a sense of weight to his delusions like he can show the world and himself that he has “conversations” with people. I think it cements in his own mind that his reason to be is valid and real. Deep down somewhere he has to know it’s not, so it’s important for him to constantly reinforce his own narrative and maybe vlogging serves this purpose.

I 100% agree that the video making process for Lucas, especially as far as it involves his constant repetition of his elaborate ego-massaging lies, is a self-comforting reflex that he uses to substantiate and reinforce his ideas, as you suggest.

He repeats things over and over again, to the point where the ridiculousness of these concepts fades away, and they start to seem entirely reasonable to him.

When he speaks with other people, he can move blithely and smoothly across these topics because he's said them to himself so many times.

I've wondered, in the past, about how much Lucas believes his own press, so to speak, but I now think that he's essentially a true believer of his own fantasy narrative.

His anger seems quite genuine when he sees himself as being wronged, and he's similarly genuinely defended himself against suggestions of the horrible things he's done in the past, as if he actually believes these things didn't happen.... even though they did.

Lucas has totally bought the fairy tale that he's created around himself.

Psychologically, the idea that this dream world has become more than just a comforting fantasy, and actually become a self-righteous, self-imposed reality, is probably a step along the road to an even more substantial form of mental illness than what he manifests now.

As far as his mental illness goes, I have to admit that more than ever, I would love to get Lucas on record being interviewed by someone like Jeremiah, who's able to question Lucas seriously and without too much gentleness, about the idea of the voices on the wind.

I think it would be extremely elucidating to hear Lucas even try to quantify what these are, if he thinks other people hear them, and ask him questions like why he seems unwilling to discuss them at certain times, and to mention them as an afterthought that everyone should understand and identify with other times.

A Lucas interview focused on The Voices on The Wind is now the ne plus ultra, the holy grail of Wernology, for me.

 

[Josef Mengele]

He started another live Youtube video that he never ended up doing entitled "There is nothing as boring as my haters". Not sure why he is doing that.

No mention on his absence yet. I hope this Spokane news stuff is short lived. I couldn't sit through his interview of Shariff. Hearing two bums ramble on about needing a real news source. One hobo rambling is hard enough to listen to.

It will be interesting to see what the rest of the week brings.

This reminds me of the Fedsmoker HERKNEWZ channel, well except for the obvious fact that HERKNEWZ was anchored by an American icon and not a fat faggot.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Perhaps Lucas will bring us some amusing news from Spokane. The stories of neglected people on the margins have a certain appeal.

Thank you for your input. I've added your suggestions to the glossary, but for "rotten lettuce," which I don't know enough about. "Move on" has also been added.


Great observation. Lucas does not play well with others.

It seems to me that Lucas's conversational style is waiting for his chance to speak, and then talking about whatever he wants to. He's not very good at listening to people and responding directly to them, but I've never though about this in terms of cooperation before. Or cooperative behavior. It's an interesting way to approach the Wern. I've thought of him as adolescent, juvenile, childish, stunted, retarded, but maybe not infantile.

The link you draw between cooperative behavior and Lucas's social deficits is spot on. Lucas is very shy. I've always thought of this as a product of his anxiety, which in part flows from his difficulty in reading people's signals and responding in a socially appropriate way.

His notion of cooperation, exemplified by his understanding of politics and programs like EBT, seems to be that people come together to give him the things that he wants, or needs. Cooperation is sharing. If you do not have something, like, say, puss puss, someone ought to be working to help you get it. Lucas finds it difficult to cooperate. He is unable to regulate his behavior to meet the expectations of a group. Hence his frequent bans and expulsions.

Lucas's desire to be part of a movement (whether online euphoric atheists, Bernie Bros, BLM, anarchocommunists) is at odds with his "cooperation deficits." He doesn't do well in groups, and historically tries to hijack the discussion. For example, his time as an acolyte of Bernie Sanders was mostly spent trying to convert others to his very personal understanding of socialist puss puss redistribution. That others did not recognize Bernie Sanders as a sex symbol who moistened the panties of a generation of teen socialist baes confused Lucas.

Rotten lettuce is from when he argued with the author of a study he was quoting on Twitter. Here’s the relevant shots before he blocked the author.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Right, I always forget which one hates him the most

I 100% agree that the video making process for Lucas, especially as far as it involves his constant repetition of his elaborate ego-massaging lies, is a self-comforting reflex that he uses to substantiate and reinforce his ideas, as you suggest.

He repeats things over and over again, to the point where the ridiculousness of these concepts fades away, and they start to seem entirely reasonable to him.

When he speaks with other people, he can move blithely and smoothly across these topics because he's said them to himself so many times.

I've wondered, in the past, about how much Lucas believes his own press, so to speak, but I now think that he's essentially a true believer of his own fantasy narrative.

His anger seems quite genuine when he sees himself as being wronged, and he's similarly genuinely defended himself against suggestions of the horrible things he's done in the past, as if he actually believes these things didn't happen.... even though they did.

Lucas has totally bought the fairy tale that he's created around himself.

Psychologically, the idea that this dream world has become more than just a comforting fantasy, and actually become a self-righteous, self-imposed reality, is probably a step along the road to an even more substantial form of mental illness than what he manifests now.

As far as his mental illness goes, I have to admit that more than ever, I would love to get Lucas on record being interviewed by someone like Jeremiah, who's able to question Lucas seriously and without too much gentleness, about the idea of the voices on the wind.

I think it would be extremely elucidating to hear Lucas even try to quantify what these are, if he thinks other people hear them, and ask him questions like why he seems unwilling to discuss them at certain times, and to mention them as an afterthought that everyone should understand and identify with other times.

A Lucas interview focused on The Voices on The Wind is now the ne plus ultra, the holy grail of Wernology, for me.

I'm not adverse to interviewing him again if the opportunity arose. I'm not willing to pay him for it, but I'm willing to talk to him again. The voices on the wind, his niece, the fallout with his family, the eviction from HOC, etc. There's a lot of meat there.

That being said, I think you're right that he's created a feedback loop for himself that reinforces his delusions. I'd argue that his worldview is informed solely by his narcissism and the only media he consumes, porn.

The reality he lives in doesn't have a lot in common with the real world largely because he believes his 'own press'. Look at how quickly and violently he rejects any information that counters his worldview. Suggesting that the guy out to dinner with his wife and her friends isn't going home to bang all of them elicits a long screaming diatribe that everyone is greedy. Suggesting that, as someone with a domestic violence charge, he might not be the best choice of mate digressed into him yelling "Let it Go" over and over. You cannot convince him that women don't immediately drop their drawers for a guy with a baseball cap and a Honda Accord. He legitimately believes that 4 year old's walked up to him and offered him sex.

This false reality and the feedback loop he's created to defend it are absolutely exacerbating his mental problems.

 

[Fecunt]

We can now add 'office of president' and 'how the economy works' to the massive list of things lucas has absolutely no understanding of. and by the look of that video he's back in a shelter

Wow, he’s extra manic this time around, which means that crash is going to be extra hard. And I can’t wait, because I’ve never seen a better candidate for euthanasia in my life.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas was likely always a person who thought he was never wrong, but people constantly telling him he's wrong has made Lucas dismiss ALL criticism as being as insubstantial as a few internet mean words.

This is actually very dangerous to his psyche, because it's allowed Lucas to block any genuinely constructive criticism in the same way that he blocks someone who left him a mean YouTube comment.

And so his defense mechanisms get thicker, and reality gets further and further away.

I like this reading of Lucas's terminal wrongness spiral. It's like a fire that feeds itself. A snake swallowing its own tail. A gruff, father figure revolutionary fisting his own asshole, instead of a teen bae's asshole.

Lucas is wrong, and won't shut up about how he is in fact right. This invites a response, and who can resist telling him that a) he's wrong and b) he's a fat faggot? This allows Lucas to dismiss the people who point point out that he's wrong as haters, and ensures that he's even more wrong the next time he opens his mouth. The cycle continues.

Rotten lettuce is from when he argued with the author of a study he was quoting on Twitter. Here’s the relevant shots before he blocked the author.

What a treat. Thank you. ETA: I've added it to the glossary.

"You're calling me rotten lettuce."

This is an interesting example of Lucas's sensitivity, tendency to make everything personal, and helplessness in conversation or argument. Rather than engage with what Mr. Bartlett had to say, or respond to his points, Lucas vocalizes the threat he feels over a challenge. You disagree with me. I am plenty good. I am plenty right. You are calling me something not good. But I am plenty good. You are calling me something not good. Therefore everything you are saying is bullshit. I win. I'm plenty good.

It's sad. If you make authoritative pronouncements about science, and are wrong, you can expect scientists to chime in and correct you. They're pedantic assholes, but you're still wrong.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Rotten lettuce is from when he argued with the author of a study he was quoting on Twitter. Here’s the relevant shots before he blocked the author.

Some artistic genius with the Photoshop skills I personally don't possess... Put Lucas's crazy eyes and mouth on a rotten lettuce.

I can picture it in my head, I need to see it!

 

[Josef Mengele]

Some artistic genius with the Photoshop skills I personally don't possess... Put Lucas's crazy eyes and mouth on a rotten lettuce.

I can picture it in my head, I need to see it!

Your wish is my command, IceWern lettuce. A vile site indeed, actually worse than some of the twin experiments I conducted at camp.

 

[Ghostwriter]

I'm slightly hoping he embraces this new interviews with other crazy hobos saga with regular episodes like the toaster oven saga. I mean it's cringy to watch these people get bat shit crazy on camera, but there's novelty in it when Lucas is (just barely) mentally cognizant enough to not be the craziest of the two. Take that lady yesterday sperging about god for example. It was almost like he was low key displaying her insanity comedically. How ironic, coming from him of all people. Even more ironic that he doesn't even realize it's only a matter of time before his busted brain finally reaches that level of bonkers.