Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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On the subject of Pucas's rather unfortunately sized dongle, have we ever considered the (admittedly remote) possibility that he has Prader-Willi syndrome?

The symptoms include genital underdevelopment, and a constant insatiable appetite, leading to extreme obesity, and type two diabetes, as well as low muscle tone . Psychological and neuro-cognitive symptoms include lower intellectual functioning, anxiety, hallucinations, and paranoia. There is also a high incidence of 'temper tantrums, stubbornness, manipulative behaviour, and compulsive-like behaviours.'

Basically, if you look up any pictures of individuals affected by it, the look exactly like Lucas' nudes.

I know the incidence is ridiculously tiny, but the idea of him having a disorder that also makes him almost certainly infertile would make me laugh, given all of his reeing about his super potent sperm, so I want this to be the case.
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Big Redman Incorporated said:
On the subject of Pucas's rather unfortunately sized dongle, have we ever considered the (admittedly remote) possibility that he has Prader-Willi syndrome?

The symptoms include genital underdevelopment, and a constant insatiable appetite, leading to extreme obesity, and type two diabetes, as well as low muscle tone . Psychological and neuro-cognitive symptoms include lower intellectual functioning, anxiety, hallucinations, and paranoia. There is also a high incidence of 'temper tantrums, stubbornness, manipulative behaviour, and compulsive-like behaviours.'

Basically, if you look up any pictures of individuals affected by it, the look exactly like Lucas' nudes.

I know the incidence is ridiculously tiny, but the idea of him having a disorder that also makes him almost certainly infertile would make me laugh, given all of his reeing about his super potent sperm, so I want this to be the case.
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I feel like if he had Prader-Willi syndrome he'd have already eaten himself to death. He'd have found a way.

I also think he'd be diagnosed.

I think he's just a garden variety glutton on top of being a delusional narcissist.
 
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OK, which one of you did this?
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So, almost 3 days ago, known lolcow Lucas Werner AKA "Dr. Nigga Luke" made a video claiming his phone was returned to him "like a boomerang". This video ends with Lucas trying to no avail, to be welcomed into a stranger's cookout. Now he has gone radio silence. What gives, Kiwi Farms?

What all do you think is going on with the cow? Do you think he lost his phone again? Maybe the man with the knife mugged it back? I read that stimulus checks were delayed for people on SSI or SSDI. So, if he lost his phone the money would not be there to buy a new one. He has been low on content. Hopefully, we will hear from him soon.
 
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So, almost 3 days ago, known lolcow Lucas Werner AKA "Dr. Nigga Luke" made a video claiming his phone was returned to him "like a boomerang". This video ends with Lucas trying to no avail, to be welcomed into a stranger's cookout. Now he has gone radio silence. What gives, Kiwi Farms?

What all do you think is going on with the cow? Do you think he lost his phone again? Maybe the man with the knife mugged it back? I read that stimulus checks were delayed for people on SSI or SSDI. So, if he lost his phone the money would not be there to buy a new one. He has been low on content. Hopefully, we will hear from him soon.
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He traded it for a hot dog at the BBQ
 
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Big Redman Incorporated said:
On the subject of Pucas's rather unfortunately sized dongle, have we ever considered the (admittedly remote) possibility that he has Prader-Willi syndrome?

The symptoms include genital underdevelopment, and a constant insatiable appetite, leading to extreme obesity, and type two diabetes, as well as low muscle tone . Psychological and neuro-cognitive symptoms include lower intellectual functioning, anxiety, hallucinations, and paranoia. There is also a high incidence of 'temper tantrums, stubbornness, manipulative behaviour, and compulsive-like behaviours.'

Basically, if you look up any pictures of individuals affected by it, the look exactly like Lucas' nudes.

I know the incidence is ridiculously tiny, but the idea of him having a disorder that also makes him almost certainly infertile would make me laugh, given all of his reeing about his super potent sperm, so I want this to be the case.
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He does NOT have Prader-Willi. No PL but I have a relative who does and the difference is night and day.

If he had it, he would exhibit (even more) severely reduced intellect and an insatiable need to eat. As in, eat everything not nailed down, mother had to literally keep locks on the fridge and cupboard to stop him eating until his stomach burst. People with P-W are always feeling like they’re starving. He wouldn’t stop at one order of Clinkerdagger per night when he’s flush with his dole money, he’d be buying a huge pile of food and it would all be gone within a few hours...whereas we’ve seen Lucas with leftovers before.

Also, people with the condition are often noticeably retarded and could not string together the complicated and crazy ideas Lucas espouses. He’s an idiot, but he’s not “wear a helmet” idiot.
 
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Big Redman Incorporated said:
On the subject of Pucas's rather unfortunately sized dongle, have we ever considered the (admittedly remote) possibility that he has Prader-Willi syndrome?

The symptoms include genital underdevelopment, and a constant insatiable appetite, leading to extreme obesity, and type two diabetes, as well as low muscle tone . Psychological and neuro-cognitive symptoms include lower intellectual functioning, anxiety, hallucinations, and paranoia. There is also a high incidence of 'temper tantrums, stubbornness, manipulative behaviour, and compulsive-like behaviours.'

Basically, if you look up any pictures of individuals affected by it, the look exactly like Lucas' nudes.

I know the incidence is ridiculously tiny, but the idea of him having a disorder that also makes him almost certainly infertile would make me laugh, given all of his reeing about his super potent sperm, so I want this to be the case.
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I think someone has mentioned this before but when I looked it up I didn’t feel like it actually fit Lucas very well. I’ll have to look it up again.
 
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He does NOT have Prader-Willi. No PL but I have a relative who does and the difference is night and day.

If he had it, he would exhibit (even more) severely reduced intellect and an insatiable need to eat. As in, eat everything not nailed down, mother had to literally keep locks on the fridge and cupboard to stop him eating until his stomach burst. People with P-W are always feeling like they’re starving. He wouldn’t stop at one order of Clinkerdagger per night when he’s flush with his dole money, he’d be buying a huge pile of food and it would all be gone within a few hours...whereas we’ve seen Lucas with leftovers before.

Also, people with the condition are often noticeably retarded and could not string together the complicated and crazy ideas Lucas espouses. He’s an idiot, but he’s not “wear a helmet” idiot.
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Yeah, the hallmark of P-W is uncontrollable and never satisfied hunger + some pretty profound intellectual disabilities.

Lucas seems to eat a lot mostly as a self comfort thing. Not super uncommon, it's very, very common among unmedicated mentally ill people. They feel shitty, eating makes them feel temporarily less shitty, defective head meat goes with, "EATING CURES US!" and it quickly can turn into a straight up binge eating disorder or addiction to food/eating.

And, after awhile, they need to eat more and more at a time to feel temporarily less shitty, and you get...y'know, pretty fat pretty fast.

Doesn't help that high sugar, high salt, high fat food is best and cheapest at tripping the "temporarily less shitty" feeling, at least, while they're actively eating.


A lot of people equate food with an expression of love or welcome and he takes that to a weird autism special interest level as well (i.e the "look at how good I cook! Look at how kind I am, giving so much food away!" shit).

He definitely eats as a form of self comfort, an attempt to show off his perceived suitability as a mate, and when he orders overpriced mediocre restaurant food, a show of what he thinks is wealth and his ability to be a provider.
 
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Yeah, the hallmark of P-W is uncontrollable and never satisfied hunger + some pretty profound intellectual disabilities.

Lucas seems to eat a lot mostly as a self comfort thing. Not super uncommon, it's very, very common among unmedicated mentally ill people. They feel shitty, eating makes them feel temporarily less shitty, defective head meat goes with, "EATING CURES US!" and it quickly can turn into a straight up binge eating disorder or addiction to food/eating.

And, after awhile, they need to eat more and more at a time to feel temporarily less shitty, and you get...y'know, pretty fat pretty fast.

Doesn't help that high sugar, high salt, high fat food is best and cheapest at tripping the "temporarily less shitty" feeling, at least, while they're actively eating.


A lot of people equate food with an expression of love or welcome and he takes that to a weird autism special interest level as well (i.e the "look at how good I cook! Look at how kind I am, giving so much food away!" shit).

He definitely eats as a form of self comfort, an attempt to show off his perceived suitability as a mate, and when he orders overpriced mediocre restaurant food, a show of what he thinks is wealth and his ability to be a provider.
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Also being short is a hallmark, one of the things the fat faggot isnt, even tho he has the obesity and underdeveloped musculature
 
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AbraCadaver said:
He does NOT have Prader-Willi. No PL but I have a relative who does and the difference is night and day.

If he had it, he would exhibit (even more) severely reduced intellect and an insatiable need to eat. As in, eat everything not nailed down, mother had to literally keep locks on the fridge and cupboard to stop him eating until his stomach burst. People with P-W are always feeling like they’re starving. He wouldn’t stop at one order of Clinkerdagger per night when he’s flush with his dole money, he’d be buying a huge pile of food and it would all be gone within a few hours...whereas we’ve seen Lucas with leftovers before.

Also, people with the condition are often noticeably retarded and could not string together the complicated and crazy ideas Lucas espouses. He’s an idiot, but he’s not “wear a helmet” idiot.
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Yeah, that's very fair. I will be honest, I just came across it in a text book and thought it was interesting/funny the handful of things that applied to him, never to the best of my knowledge seen it in person. I didn't mean it as a serious attempt to diagnose.

And really, anything that suggests that he is infertile gives me a little bit of hope.
 
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Big Redman Incorporated said:
On the subject of Pucas's rather unfortunately sized dongle, have we ever considered the (admittedly remote) possibility that he has Prader-Willi syndrome?

The symptoms include genital underdevelopment, and a constant insatiable appetite, leading to extreme obesity, and type two diabetes, as well as low muscle tone . Psychological and neuro-cognitive symptoms include lower intellectual functioning, anxiety, hallucinations, and paranoia. There is also a high incidence of 'temper tantrums, stubbornness, manipulative behaviour, and compulsive-like behaviours.'

Basically, if you look up any pictures of individuals affected by it, the look exactly like Lucas' nudes.

I know the incidence is ridiculously tiny, but the idea of him having a disorder that also makes him almost certainly infertile would make me laugh, given all of his reeing about his super potent sperm, so I want this to be the case.
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It’s been discussed. And no, he doesn’t fit the diagnostic criteria. He does have some features though.
 
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