Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[NattyDaddy]

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Seriously tho what is on those fries, bbq sauce?

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Seriously tho what is on those fries, bbq sauce?

I’m assuming it’s beanless vegetarian chili. That or Brown Gravy (which would be disgusting on Cheese Fries).

Whatever it is, it makes Baby Jesus Cry.

 

[Trainwreck]

Seriously tho what is on those fries, bbq sauce?

It's brown gravy. He's at the Satellite and picked smothered fries.

 

[Fatal Walter]

"Why do you date the guys who when you leave the room they say misogynistic and homophobic things?"
Yeah, good point, they should date the guy who plasters misogynistic and homophobic things all over his public social media and youtube channel.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

In his video "Gen Z needs to explain....",
Lucas says he's having a bit of a moral dilemma. I guess we can add moral dilemma to the list of things Lucas doesn't understand, because trying to force young women who he thinks are liberal to suck his cock is entirely unrelated to a question of morals.

Lucas: stop trying to couch your inability to get laid as being somehow indicative of other people's hypocrisy. you're just an idiot - everyone else is doing just fine.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Shut the fuck up, faggot. You talk about the Bible more than any Christian I've ever met.

 

[LeeLoo]

In his video "Gen Z needs to explain....",
Lucas says he's having a bit of a moral dilemma. I guess we can add moral dilemma to the list of things Lucas doesn't understand, because there's nothing moral about him trying to force young women who he thinks are liberal to suck his cock.

Lucas: stop trying to couch your inability to get laid as being somehow indicative of other people's hypocrisy. you're just an idiot - everyone else is doing just fine.

And what’s so insanely frustrating about Pucas is he doesn’t actually want an explanation. I’ve seen plenty of people attempt to explain that what he says makes him sound like a raging misogynist. And the most infuriating thing about him is that he refuses to believe he isn’t attractive. You can’t tell him women aren’t physically attracted to him without him tarding out and going on and on about how handsome he is. Vile fuckhead.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

In his newest video, Lucas states that Christians are being hypocritical because they're not following the Bible's edict to "Be fruitful and multiply".

Now, it's been a while since I've read the bible, granted, but I don't remember that particular passage saying "Be fruitful and multiply...with hobos".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If a gen z card carrying member of the communist party straight up told him that class struggle has no place for bumcels and socialists don’t actually owe him anything he wouldn’t think they were a real communist

Lucas Werner's understanding of communism makes Phillip Haskins-de Lici look like the late Karl Marx.

 

[Twrx]

Shut the fuck up, faggot. You talk about the Bible more than any Christian I've ever met.

I have a few uncles that are pastors, and Lucas talks more about the bible than I ever heard my uncle's talk about it

 

[Wernology]

From the comments:

'Yes, Lucas, I was right behind you the whole time. I'm the merch in Rite-Aid, I'm the yogurt on the ground, I'm the wall on which you lean, I'm not just the voices on the wind, I am the wind, I'm the table at the Hobo Hut, I live rent free in your head. Go on babe, call the cops and report me. '

That reminded me of this scene from highlander endgame:

You're becoming lucas's own personal irl version of jacob kell

Honestly, the best part is he actually still believes I live in Spokane.

I've told him multiple times that I don't but he's convinced I'm in Spokane and am stalking to him. Might as well have over the top fun with it, if he's gonna be dumb enough to believe it!

After I have some food and settle in for the evening it'll be transcribe the crazy time, then uploading.

 

[WonderWino]

I know that I personally think Lucas is too much of a coward to harm himself or others in most situations. Certainly in public. But, there is this increasing risk of violence that occurs when people repeatedly threaten suicide that I think could also apply to him harming others. For suicide, when individuals repeatedly threaten or attempt, they wear down and diminish the self-protective part of them that usually keeps us from harming ourselves.

I worry that at some point, the increase chimp-outs in public could wear down the fear of aggressing that he has and increase his bravado. Especially if you add in alcohol and weed.

That being said, if Lucas were alone with a girl he would not control himself. He harbors too many fantasies that women would love him if he only showed them. That plus the resentment of rejections and knowing that it’s likely the only way he will ever get laid again, yes, he’d attack a girl if he thought he was alone.

He tried to take a swing at dan campbell in public several times and he threw the glass in public. Put him in the right situation and he's capable of getting violent with others. As for suicide, he isn't suicidal. You're working under the assumption he's actually suicidal. He isn't, its just an attempt to manipulate people for a place to stay when he gets kicked out for acting like a loon and fir trying to get a girlfriend

"I'm responsible with my money" may be the most humorous thing he's said. Then, he followed it up with having $1200 as a result...

Stimulus (stolen money he's been gifted for no reason) already down $200 and he's claiming to be good with cash.

What gen z lady could resist this Hobo?

Not to mention the only reason he has said $1200 'saved up' is cause his payee forced him to and won't let him touch the money, or it would have been gone a long time ago. Its pretty easy to save that kind of money when you're being forced to

Scribbling his broken thoughts in notebooks? This is what Lucas does when he's at Eastern State.

Which is why I suspect its something one of his doctors told him to do as a coping mechanism at some point. He gets himself so worked up and angry that he knows he'll sound like a ranting spastic loon if he opens his mouth and starts talking about it so he writes it down instead to cope

I'm curious about how Lucas explains his problems to his doctors. I just want to die, because all this super sperm is going to waste. Nobody will let me do sex to their puss puss, doctor, and puss puss has become a proxy for all of my failings and frustrations. I wonder how much they probe into some of his more interesting symptoms, like his auditory hallucinations. Does he keep the "voices in the wind" all to himself, or drop references to them in passing? Perhaps Lucas has learned how to present his crazy to disinterested mental health professionals.

If lucas had said stuff like that about his sperm and how nobody wanted him despite it, it could have raised enough alarm bells for potential rapey behavior that it could have contributed to some of his longer stints in the funny farm. After all none of those doctors wants to be the guy the hospital points fingers at if they released someone making statements like that who then went off to actually try to rape some woman shortly after. That wouldn't end well for the doctor or the hospital, especially once the victim found out said attacker had just been released as not a threat to himself or others any longer

That said, lucas isn't clever enough to hide the voices on the wind from his doctors. Even if he didn't mention them explicitly, he references them fairly often in his videos and clearly sees them as something thats normal and that he thinks others also experience, that he'd let it slip one way or another sooner or later

He made a video a few years ago about how he's such a great guy because he wasn't raping a girl that had passed out. Two things stood out to me in that video.

1: You don't say something like that unless you've actually considered it
2: There were witnesses present who presumably would've stopped him.

Exactly. The fact he would go out of his way to say how totally not a rapist he is cause if he were he had the perfect sleeping victim right in front of him raises all kinds of red flags. He's definitely, at some point, done a risk/reward analysis in his head as to whether he should try to get some that way. Its like the saying goes, if you have to go out of your way to tell someone how totally not creepy/racist/pedo/rapist you are you're more than likely just that

You guys can bring on the dumbs and the top hats again, but--

Notice how this latest outburst of supposed "schizophrenia" coincided with a weed sesh yet again?

Weed doesn't cause his behavior. You've got his actions backwards. He uses it to attempt to self medicate when he starts getting out of control, as many in his situation do. That isn't to say it works, because it doesn't and is something schizo's are explicitly warned against doing. His attempts at self medication just make it worse

Can you imagine being in a restaurant and overhearing this?

I bet he got some funny looks saying that stuff in the restaurant. That said, if thats supposed to be some horrifying version of a poutine i'm appalled. Shit looking gravy, fake melted cheese and frozen fries....and....ranch dressing? Who the fuck serves any kind of poutine with ranch dressing? Someone needs to slap whoever cooked that upside the head

I’m assuming it’s beanless vegetarian chili. That or Brown Gravy (which would be disgusting on Cheese Fries).

Whatever it is, it makes Baby Jesus Cry.

It appears to be some horribly badly made interpretation of what the cook thinks a poutine is

ffs its spokane. They need to send someone on a day trip across the border to see the real thing for themselves at least once before they sell that again

I'm starting to think lucas misread 'be fruitful and multiply' as 'be fruitfly and multiply' and started hanging around dumpsters in alleys as a result. It would explain the smell

 

[ClownBrew]

Shut the fuck up, faggot. You talk about the Bible more than any Christian I've ever met.

Bro, see that lion on his jacket?

I become that lion every single time he bites his thumb and starts howling on about Jen Zee in that obnoxious tone of voice.

Without fail, every time he goes into that mode, I am that lion, and Lucas is my hyena.

 

[Da Dude123]

In his video "Gen Z needs to explain....",
Lucas says he's having a bit of a moral dilemma. I guess we can add moral dilemma to the list of things Lucas doesn't understand, because trying to force young women who he thinks are liberal to suck his cock is entirely unrelated to a question of morals.

Lucas: stop trying to couch your inability to get laid as being somehow indicative of other people's hypocrisy. you're just an idiot - everyone else is doing just fine.

Yeah, it is similar to Russell Greer's "you hate the disabled, that is why you won't suck me my penis". With Lucas it is bigotry and hypocrisy not to date a hobo who needs a $5.00 voucher in order to get a new state ID card. Instead they run to the flatbills that have the cars and the money and multiple girlfriends. Those bigot Gen Z women won't even go to Incrediburger with Lucas. Leftists in name only they are!

 

[IceQueen]

Shut the fuck up, faggot. You talk about the Bible more than any Christian I've ever met.

I love that he says "even though I'm not a Christian, I've read the Bible. I've read large swatches of the Bible. I've read enough of it to know what Jesus was talking about. Kind of." Fuck off PukeAss, you haven't read the Bible, you just Google things like "greed mentioned in Bible" and take random verses lmao.

And yeah, he talks about religion and God more than any religious people I know, and he is also the only person I've ever encountered who TRULY gives a fuck about which generation people are from.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Damn he's been firing off these videos, the insanity has really been boiling over inside him recently. As to the "I want to die in my sleep" shit in the notebook videos, first of all I don't believe he's suicidal, it's just a pity ploy. He leans on pity a lot when he tries to hound girls online for sex, which, I've just never understood why incels think pity gets girls wet. It maybe gets them to be slightly nicer to you, but downstairs a wind from the Sahara has blown through their panties. The other thing with the suicide talk is that it's interesting how he's dancing up to the line here, he's very careful to phrase it as "I wish I died in my sleep" versus a more direct "I want to kill myself". Presumably leaving himself room to talk his way out of any more involuntary stays at the nut hatch, it's less of a direct threat of self harm.

 

[Wernology]

These are easier to transcribe since he wrote most of it out beforehand and, admittedly, I cannot stop snickering at this bit:

"For the love of all you hold dear, Generation Z, please go out with me.

I'm tired of this bullshit world too, but if you don't date me, I feel like you're the ones ruining this world unless you give up, let me buy you a fucking cheeseburger, and stop god damn lying to me."

If there's one thing women love it's desperation so obvious it makes other desperation look at it and go, "Yikes dude..."

Edit: Good lord, he's such a repeating record I've been able to predictive text type what he's writing two words in to what he's writing. See "Why do" and it's 100% going to end with "you give into his greed?", just as an example.

Edit 2: As I'd like a break from unpaid Wern Transcription I'm stopping with the last one he put up that's just one long page of his usual questions that make no sense.

As a bonus, I usually mute the written ones so I don't have to listen to the background noise while typing but what I love about this series is in the last two he's breathing in a way that you only really ever hear when someone is actively crying but trying to be silent about it. The fact that I know damn well he's one slip away from straight up sobbing in public is something I choose to count as a form of payment because of the sheer amount of joy it gives me.

Anyway, putting his BS from today into a compilation and will post again once it's uploaded.

Tiny Head, Giant Hand is a new angle look for him.

 

[mothman96]

His latest. Now he is using his hand/ pointing to his written insanity thinking it'll drive the pt.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

His latest. Now he is using his hand/ pointing to his written insanity thinking it'll drive the pt.

A couple of stray observations from just that initial page he shows;

- He points out that men have 2-12 women at a time, but then asks where the women are at. You have answered your own question, idiot, with the flatbills.

- How does one guy hold hands with twelve women at a time? As such, in my head now, they are not in fact walking hand in hand, but instead the flatbill is being carried along the street by his harem, akin to crowd surfing.

ETA: Oh no, there is only one page, and he just spends a minute and a half gesturing at it. For some reason his hands gestures annoy me almost as much as his face or voice.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

These are easier to transcribe since he wrote most of it out beforehand and, admittedly, I cannot stop snickering at this bit:

"For the love of all you hold dear, Generation Z, please go out with me.

I'm tired of this bullshit world too, but if you don't date me, I feel like you're the ones ruining this world unless you give up, let me buy you a fucking cheeseburger, and stop god damn lying to me."

If there's one thing women love it's desperation so obvious it makes other desperation look at it and go, "Yikes dude..."

Edit: Good lord, he's such a repeating record I've been able to predictive text type what he's writing two words in to what he's writing. See "Why do" and it's 100% going to end with "you give into his greed?", just as an example.

"Give up" is such interesting phrasing haha. Not just because it humorously implies that dating Lucas is like surrendering and accepting defeat, but also in combination with how much he told Gen Z to "STOP" in recent videos. As if they're waging this tireless crusade of hate and bigotry toward him deliberately. When actually none of them know who he is, and nobody is doing anything to him. Shit, he even accused the flatbills of waiting until he had made "eye contact" with a girl across the bar before swooping in and kissing her. I'm sure paranoia is part of whatever schizoid spectrum issue he has, but this is also just a common lolcow delusion: everybody hates me, but at least everybody knows about me and cares enough to plot acts of petty spite against me on a daily basis. Obviously a shield from the even colder truth that nobody gives a fuck.

Edit: also, lol at one flatbill holding hands with 2-12 girls. Unless that zoomer is Vishnu I don't know how that works, Lucas.