Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Mother Fucker]

Kinda irritating that he's back to video whoring himself out for food donations. This is the kind of shit that happens when enablers feed the cows just for a morsel of content. Allowing Lucas to think he's providing a genuine service in exchange for goods is almost never worth it.

 

[mothman96]

Kinda irritating that he's back to video whoring himself out for food donations. This is the kind of shit that happens when enablers feed the cows just for a morsel of content. Allowing Lucas to think he's providing a genuine service in exchange for goods is almost never worth it.

Especially since 2 days ago he got $400 from his payee. I'm sure he knows every place in Spokane that gives out food to the homeless so he is not going to starve.

 

[Wernology]

I guess this phrase is just his new favorite thing.

LOL in video with the pizza he said he got $500 in his bank account, took out $400, and that means he either spent it all or the great new buddy he was sharing the hotel room with robbed him and left or robbed him then booted him out.

Either way that's fucking hilarious.

 

[IceQueen]

Extendo2000 sounds like the name of a new vacuum cleaner that has an extended arm or something. Considering the fact that Lucas will eat ANYTHING and suck off men on occasion if he thinks he’s getting something out of it, I guess that’s not too far off the mark?

 

[mothman96]

LOL in video with the pizza he said he got $500 in his bank account, took out $400, and that means he either spent it all or the great new buddy he was sharing the hotel room with robbed him and left or robbed him then booted him out.

Either way that's fucking hilarious.

I'd say he likely still has some of that money. It's just like what was said prior, the moron enablers sending the POS food that has him wanting $30-50 meals for his "services".

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Extendo was something Isaac said that Lucas latched onto, from a previous account. It might even originally be his account.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I'd say he likely still has some of that money. It's just like what was said prior, the moron enablers sending the POS food that has him wanting $30-50 meals for his "services".

I'm not sure about this. I could also easily see Lucas spending $400 in a day and a half, by ordering multiple expensive meals with appetizers for him and two or three other people, paying for nights in a motel 6, and generally just The reckless easy come easy go way he spends.

That said, if he does still have money, and he's trying to get people to give him food so he doesn't have to spend his own money that's given to him explicitly for that purpose, to say nothing of the homeless shelter food, which he's apparently too good for I guess, this is abhorrent. Nothing is beneath Lucas in terms of shitty behavior.

I was listening to one of his older videos when he just got his fart closet, and I was so struck by how I completely forgot the nasty arrogant way that Lucas referred to the homeless. Saying he was too good for the homeless, he wasn't staying in a "fleabag motel" (fleas probably refer to the motel as a Lucasbag motel!), and that he was better than them now that he had his psychiatrically-mandated, "easing baby boy into grown-up world" fart closet.

Lucas deserves every karmic bitchslap that life has given him, but his supercilious attitude towards the homeless, and then his immediate return to homelessness due to no fault but his own,is really something that gives me faith in the existence of God.

It's funny, Lucas doesn't believe in God because he can't get his dick wet, but I believe in God for the very same reason.

 

[Krathnami]

WTF is Fatty talking about? Is this another I’m an Alpha Male phase?

Nothing prevents him from spending that much on meals for himself

 

[WonderWino]

Imagine calling to hire a party clown (which is in essence what he'd be) and one of the first things the clown asks is how hot the female party attendees are going to be.

Its even more horrifying when said party was explicitly stated as being for 16 year olds

I don't think it was a matter of Lucas forgetting his password. When he was in INBH back in Nov, he didn't forget his password. He was released and went right back to his IG. He is more likely blocked from posting to his IG and with the new changes that warns girls under 18 when they are being contacted by a creeper he decided to setup new IG/FB accts with a 2000 birth year. This also hides/dumps all his past IG/FB history of predatory behavior, latest being with the 17 yr old cute.z.pie.

Exactly. Even lucas isn't that big of an idiot when it comes to passwords. Its way too much of a coincidence for those new rules to go into effect and suddenly he starts creating new accounts, especially ones with things implied by those numbers he added. He clearly set them up to appear younger

WTF is Fatty talking about? Is this another I’m an Alpha Male phase?

'The only reason I don't swoop them myself is cause it would cost $70 to feed them both!'

....Says the guy who is famous for offering $1000 for a date with one young girl. Funny how he doesn't do that anymore

I guess this phrase is just his new favorite thing

'Pay me and i'll send you a free video'

Lucas is proving, yet again, that he is an idiot. He either doesn't understand what free is or he is deliberately trying to use some idiot level reverse psychology to convince people to pay him for a video. He's literally saying 'give me food and $50 and i'll give you a free video'

and of course his biggest concern in the video is food. Its always about food with him. He's an absolute gluttonous pig

Well I checked Urban dictionary for "post up". Looks to me he is using "post up" as a way to say hang out/hanging out.
"Every other day or so there's 2 chicks posted up (hanging out) that have gotten swooped etc. etc". "Post up (hang out) with me". He likely pick it up from someone.

So yet again he overhears some (probably younger) male use new terms and latches on to them thinking they will be his magic key to getting a woman to date him. Clearly he saw what he thought was some swooping incident where some young male used that term and then walked off with a zoomer bae, which knowing lucas, both infuriated him and made him think he was smart by copying and attempting to do the same thing

He really is like an alien trying to study humans that just doesn't understand them or whats going on around him.

Just once i'd like to see lucas wander into some spokane scifi convention, see some 20 something male nerd pick up on some 20 something female nerd with green body paint by talking to her in klingon and have lucas see that and start doing the same thing all over IG and in person

I'm not sure about this. I could also easily see Lucas spending $400 in a day and a half, by ordering multiple expensive meals with appetizers for him and two or three other people, paying for nights in a motel 6, and generally just The reckless easy come easy go way he spends.

Good point. Considering the way he eats, when you add in a couple more people and a motel room it starts to add up pretty quickly. He could easily get through it in a day or two

EDIT:

He's demanding food again, and isaac is fucking with him again:

He's offering isaac $100 per number to give him womens numbers ffs

'I am a man. I have no fear. There is no fear there is only anticipation' - lucas werner

Also, isaac is flat out trying to fuck with him and insult him for what he is doing with paying for numbers and all that and lucas keeps talking like he doesn't even realize it. What a fucking idiot

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He's demanding food again, and isaac is fucking with him again:

He's offering isaac $100 per number to give him womens numbers ffs

Isaac is almost like a voice of reason compared to Lucas.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

need to send him a sex chat number - are those still a thing???

 

[mothman96]

Good point. Considering the way he eats, when you add in a couple more people and a motel room it starts to add up pretty quickly. He could easily get through it in a day or two

EDIT:

He's demanding food again, and isaac is fucking with him again:

He's offering isaac $100 per number to give him womens numbers ffs

'I am a man. I have no fear. There is no fear there is only anticipation' - lucas werner

Also, isaac is flat out trying to fuck with him and insult him for what he is doing with paying for numbers and all that and lucas keeps talking like he doesn't even realize it. What a fucking idiot

Note at approx the 0:19 mark the Freak said to go hang out with them (he and Isaac?) at Motel 6. So he does have money since he's planning to stay at Motel 6.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

topen invite to do drugs and hanging out at a motel....man those ip2 crazies or some of those mad TCAP type vigilantes would fuck up his life, leave him tied naked the the bed.....the horrific options are endless...

 

[TurdFondler]

I refuse to believe he blew through the $400 on food. He got conned out of it somehow. We would have photo or video proof of his meals otherwise, and now he's begging for takeout. Lucas never shuts up about how much money he has, obviously others help lighten him of his burden.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Okay, first of all, let the record show that Lucas is a gigantic pussy.

When a skinny kid half his age and a good head shorter than him, who he's accused of attempted rape, who he constantly bad-mouths behind his back, shows up to try to leech weed and food out of him, big old fat melon head Werner immediately concedes.

I also have to amend my previous post about never giving Lucas money.

The only way I would ever think that paying Lucas was justified, would be for an interview solely with isaac.

As in, Lucas would have to be outside of the room, and the interview would be Isaac's opinion of Wernstory.

I think that would actually be content worth paying for.

Now, it remains to be seen whether Lucas would allow that to happen, I suspect not.

When Goldaor repeatedly asked Lucas to get Isaac on the podcast for even a short time, you could tell that Lucas was extremely unwilling to make that happen.

Not just because he didn't want to share the spotlight, but because I suspect that the tiny rational part of his brain that's drowning in the mass of schizo ranting knows that this person has witnessed enough to give the internet new juicy dirt to add to Lucas's infamy.

All I want for Christmas is an Isaac interview, sans Fatboy.

 

[teleméres69]

I hate pedophiles who use mental illness as an excuse to creep on minors. Guy deserved to be exposed. Like Lucas he has a history of no contact orders and violence towards women and deserves to die alone, remembered as a monster

This guy is probably the most Lucas-like person I've seen on To Catch a Predator.

Shame Isaac doesn't have a facebook or instagram. Would be real interesting to see his take on Lucas' antics, and opinions on the videos Lucas makes threatening him. I'd rather pay Isaac directly, money he'd likely use for weed is still a better investment than on Lucas

Okay, first of all, let the record show that Lucas is a gigantic pussy.

When a skinny kid half his age and a good head shorter than him, who he's accused of attempted rape, who he constantly bad-mouths behind his back, shows up to try to leech weed and food out of him, big old fat melon head Werner immediately concedes.

I also have to amend my previous post about never giving Lucas money.

The only way I would ever think that paying Lucas was justified, would be for an interview solely with isaac.

As in, Lucas would have to be outside of the room, and the interview would be Isaac's opinion of Wernstory.

I think that would actually be content worth paying for.

Now, it remains to be seen whether Lucas would allow that to happen, I suspect not.

When Goldaor repeatedly asked Lucas to get Isaac on the podcast for even a short time, you could tell that Lucas was extremely unwilling to make that happen.

Not just because he didn't want to share the spotlight, but because I suspect that the tiny rational part of his brain that's drowning in the mass of schizo ranting knows that this person has witnessed enough to give the internet new juicy dirt to add to Lucas's infamy.

All I want for Christmas is an Isaac interview, sans Fatboy.

 

[mothman96]

I refuse to believe he blew through the $400 on food. He got conned out of it somehow. We would have photo or video proof of his meals otherwise, and now he's begging for takeout. Lucas never shuts up about how much money he has, obviously others help lighten him of his burden.

That's just it, if he'd blown the money on food there would be videos of the meals. I don't think he was conned out of money, he still has money in his pocket. Due to the morons sending him food, paying for a bus ticket, motel, paying for his video insanity, he wants to keep it going and that is just what he is doing.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Sure the $1400 stimulus is going to make a difference and he's going party at Motel 6, get easy lay, twice of it. We've seen how well the 1st $1200 stimulus, the 2nd $600 stimulus and the $1400 left over financial aid worked. I mean the Gen Z baes couldn't resist the smelly homeless hobo flashing cash.

I kinda like seeing how he spends the stimulus checks when he's feeling super rich after getting them, its just so bizarre how he considers motel 6, weed and excessive amounts of food to be living the high life

 

[Poop Shoot]

Give me alarm clocks but I just read the photo dump of Lucas’ birthday party offer, and his “I only like the young ones” almost made me gag.

Also, we know issac stays at the HOC a lot, I don’t see how it would be too difficult for a motivated individual to send a posted letter to him c/o HOC with info on how to get in contact.

 

[Josef Mengele]

zum den Herrn Mengele ein eisernes Kreuz!

@Josef Mengele , fucking A grade content. Very hard to get direct interaction with our favourite barista-botherer. A few pointed questions really get the tard to reveal and self incriminate, with a delicious side helping of lulz!

Danke viele mein freunde! Ich kann nicht glaube wie blöden die Wern ist!

Thanks my friend, I cannot believe how 5 minutes into a legit business conversation he brings up telomere nonsense and his pedo talk. He was obviously thinking about what he is always thinking about, and it was disgusting. In classical Wern fashion he screwed up an opportunity. It was so easy to string him along with open ended questions. I have never seen this creepy of a response to such a casual request, it was absolutely mind boggling. He is so hyper-sexualized that he basically thought he was being hired to shoot a porno or something of that nature.

“16 is too young” could also be him testing the waters of who he’s talking to. The conservation probably would have gone differently if the other party replied, “16’s legal man!”

He was definitely testing the waters, I asked him because I knew the "Eliana saga" was based on a 17 year old and I wanted to see if he would bite on something slightly younger, you can see towards the end his interest was piqued when the "friend" mentioned a photo of him in the locker. I think had he been talking to a 16 year old decoy and not her mom's friend there would most likely be a telomerase rant and an unwarranted advance.