Gaear Grimsrud
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Was out all day and came home to veritable smorgasbord of Lucas content.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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New Video "Your Little Bigot Generation" is the height of hypocrisy, even for Lucas.
The main focus of this nasty video is calling younger men pigs.
This coming from the man who has a curly tail, sleeps in his own filth, leaves every place dirtier than he found it, has to be reminded by his girlfriend to wipe his own ass, bites chunks out of fat with his bare hands, eats off the ground without using plates or silverware, has to be prevented by adults from spending all of his money on food, because he would literally eat himself to death if he was allowed to, grunts, squeals, and oinks to indicate his sexual desire... am I missing anything?
That'll do pig, that'll do.
The main focus of this nasty video is calling younger men pigs.
This coming from the man who has a curly tail, sleeps in his own filth, leaves every place dirtier than he found it, has to be reminded by his girlfriend to wipe his own ass, bites chunks out of fat with his bare hands, eats off the ground without using plates or silverware, has to be prevented by adults from spending all of his money on food, because he would literally eat himself to death if he was allowed to, grunts, squeals, and oinks to indicate his sexual desire... am I missing anything?
That'll do pig, that'll do.
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WonderWino
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You left out 'lets out loud farts in public for everyone to hear without the slightest acknowledgement or understanding of how much of a pig that makes him and does it on video as well'
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Yeah, im pretty sure Issac mooched off of him and fucked off.
I wonder if this is how he harrassed his brother Seth until Seth let him hangout with his frirnds
I wonder if this is how he harrassed his brother Seth until Seth let him hangout with his frirnds
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He gets out of breath from just talking at a normal volume (before he goes full insanity level). Also, how many days running is it for that shirt/hoodie?
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Holy shit he got faaaaaaaaat
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Hooooooly shit some of the stuff he says in these! Angry Lucas is my favorite because he's so uninhibited (altho my sympathies to anyone who has to deal with it irl). "'Oh you're forty', sounds like 'oh you're a nigger' to me" HOLY FUCK dude. Your age is so hurtful to your narc ego that it has the impact of a racial slur?! As much as he tries to act like 'muh silverback, girls want an older daddy' etc. he is clearly SEETHING about reaching middle age without the sexual success he thinks he's owed.
The other thing that always astounds me about Lucas are these bizarre ideas which are so foundational to his delusional self-narrative which he treats as so obvious they don't need to be acknowledged, but are truly baffling to any outside observer. In this case, the idea that he needs someone to "hook him up". He treats it as a completely unspoken given that a grown man's friends (or hobo acquaintances) need to provide him with a girlfriend on demand. Even leaving aside the ludicrous idea that a woman's romantic affections can be given by a male third party like he wants, where does he think the majority of men get girlfriends? Has he ever explained why he can't do this for himself?
In a sense I guess he has explained it: the girls are classist and agephobic. Okay. How is another guy introducing you to the girl going to negate their "bigotry"? They're going to find out he's a hobo eventually (and really, the second they smell him) and then their horrible classism will kick in, if a voice on the wind doesn't get to them first. How does an introduction by a third party solve any of this? Could it be that this is an excuse? That he needs an introduction, or preferably an arranged marriage, because he is absolutely cripplingly timid with women irl? No, couldn't be, Lucas is plenty good, he just needs the hookup because... ah, um... that's what guys do for each other... prove you're not a bigot, Republican, furnish him with an ideal partner now!
Final note, couldn't help but notice how many times he says some variation of "end my pain", "end my struggle"... yeesh. Not that I think he's likely to become an hero (primarily because of his cowardice, also ego) but it's telling of his state of mind. Keep talking like this Lucas, nothing gets the Zoomer girls wetter than suicidal ideation and being called bigots.
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Where the fuck did he pick up streetwear? Why is he wearing what fellow kids would (I think) call "drip"?? Granted 5ive Jungle seems to be a discontinued or lower end brand but he's got a matching shirt and hoodie, so it's not by accident. Couple that with the new "extendo" IG handle and it seems like he's trying to act like a younger flatbill.
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You can really see it in the one video where he's standing clearly. Those 10 portion Clinkernigger sessions at Motel 6 have come home to roost. Lucas will have to contort extra hard to hide his fat for future videos.
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Here's all his trash offerings from today.
Edit: Lucas, "I only weigh 220!" Werner.
Edit: Lucas, "I only weigh 220!" Werner.
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Remember when he kept saying that Attilanos "was with him"?
Like the management of an Italian restaurant was standing in solidarity with a fat hobo in his quest to impregnate teens.
Ehhh while I don't entirely disagree with you about incel entitlement ("equally redistribute the femoids"), I think it's been established that Lucas Werner's politics are entirely due to what he perceives his target to be.
If he thought being a Trump supporter, yellow & black lolbertarian or unironic nazi, he would be those things.
Other than that the only reason Lucas is socialist is because he loves getting free shit without having to do any work.
He really is convinced that all the males of Gen-Z are actively out to cockblock him and disrupt his life.
Of course he is also seemingly convinced that anyone cares, besides those of us who laugh at him.
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Lucas did admit to being 240 lbs on Instagram a few days ago. He couldn't even fully keep up the lie.
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If that tubby bitch is 240, I'm seven feet tall and weigh 100lb.
340 yeah, but he hasn't been close to 240 since the last time he had an apartment.
340 yeah, but he hasn't been close to 240 since the last time he had an apartment.
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I must say, I love how Luke’s experimented with the static camera/dynamic body language combo. You can really see the sheer size of the lad.
Fatal Walter
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I know I said his head looks like he could be a character from Hey Arnold earlier but I think his body makes him look like he belongs in One Piece.
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This just cements how viscerally disgusting it is that Lucas is so fixated, has always been frenetically obsessed, with getting a girl alone. Flatbill/drug dealers are just to bring a girl and leave immediately. When he had a fartbox to call his own, a man with a girlfriend coming to his place must leave immediately, and his girlfriend is Lucas' girlfriend now, he pouted in multiple videos
This is why its so important to him that his question "Where the party at" is supposed to be answered as if he asked "Where are the parties where they are girls under 21 (?- unless he lowered the max age yet again) and zero other males?"
I had assumed because he was trying to eliminate competition, to remove the possibility that these girls could see any other guy that's not Lucas, to find more appealing
I should've known he couldn't give a shit about what the girl's preferences would be, if she's even attracted to Lucas, let alone consent to ruining her life with a lifetime of Lucas. He hasn't and will never take these things into consideration, because he's always planned on physically forcing what he wants, as he says "ask questions later," without anyone around to beat his creepy ass into the ground
Also perhaps this is why he continues to lower the maximum age he'd allow, aside from being a fat pedo faggot. He has become keenly aware of how old he's getting, his fatboy breaths becoming more labored, and he tires so quickly, his recent incel rant videos barely make it to the 1 minute mark. So he needs the gen z bae to be younger, smaller, weaker. Realistically and truthfully he'd fare better and would much prefer a gen alpha bae, and I'm sure his Swiss cheese cum tard brain is working itself into overdrive trying to come up with some sophomoric pseudoscientific theory to rationalize his veering into gen alpha territory
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You guys can call me a faggot all you want. In the four years of studying the Wern, I’m delighted to have made this my first interaction.
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I feel like if he ever did actually inherit the elk kingdom he would drop his communism shit immediately and become hardcore ancap within a day and start ranting about how taxes are theft and how the homeless are useless parasites leaching off his hard earned money.