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Can somebody please post or archive these videos to the thread? For some reason, Instagram intermittently prevents me from going to his page without trying to force a login.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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They'll be in the compilation later.
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"Don't like that I've been wearing the same shirt for 3 weeks? Fuck you, classist."
LOL he actually said this.
LOL he actually said this.
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Lol this fat diabetic faggot is going to rage himself into a stroke.
Then what? “You care that I can’t move the left side of my body? Bigot! Classist!”
Then what? “You care that I can’t move the left side of my body? Bigot! Classist!”
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But he doesn't have anger issues or anything.
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This is really informative with how he just openly talks about deliberately sympathy baiting his mom and then complains the girls hes going for arent as good as his mom at paying attention to his whining, He makes it sound manipulative and scummy even with his own mom
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My money is on every blood vessel in his brain rupturing at once as he screams the word "GREEDY!!!" under a bridge somewhere, but for sure, he's fixing to burst something soon.
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Lucas needs to cut the energy drinks and more generally all forms of sugar/caffeine out.
Getting on a proper sleep schedule and fixing diet (cutting out sugar and stimulants) are some of the best things for bipolar mania.
Getting on a proper sleep schedule and fixing diet (cutting out sugar and stimulants) are some of the best things for bipolar mania.
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Wtf kind of twisted blackmail logic is this?
If you fuck me I’ll stop yelling at you.
Great strategy Lucas!
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Man, in that one pick he is as red as Brother Love. If any of you old wrestling fans remember brother love? That would be a good schtick for Lucas. "Gen, Z, I loooove yoooou!"
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I still have my fantasy of diabetic amputee Lucas. A nugget with no arms or legs, sitting in his wheelchair like it’s a throne, shouting for Gen Z honeys to come be fucked (somehow) by him.
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I've noticed Lucas doing something for a while, and I didn't exactly know how to describe it until today.
He's doing it in today's videos, though, so I'll try to explain: Lucas will go from talking to one gender's pronoun, to clearly talking to the other gender, in his examples of gen z boys and girls, without switching his pronoun.... even though the antecedent has clearly switched.
He'll say something like, "All you do is date flat bills, and then you break up with her".
Well the first "you" is clearly supposed to be representing a woman, and the second "you" is clearly representing a man, right?
He does this CONSTANTLY.
If you listen for it, it's omnipresent. it's as if, in his head, he can't distinguish between the girls he wants, and the men he thinks are taking them, which makes sense, when you see the hatred he radiates towards all of them.
I'd like to know if anybody else has noticed this, and what they think it means, besides him just being totally fucking nuts, and having a Swiss cheese brain.
When I first noticed it I thought gosh, maybe Lucas wants to fuck some of those gen Z guys.
He certainly seems obsessed with shoving things up other people's asses, and having people "shit in his mouth", to use his beautiful metaphor from The Geek room podcast.
Thoughts?
He's doing it in today's videos, though, so I'll try to explain: Lucas will go from talking to one gender's pronoun, to clearly talking to the other gender, in his examples of gen z boys and girls, without switching his pronoun.... even though the antecedent has clearly switched.
He'll say something like, "All you do is date flat bills, and then you break up with her".
Well the first "you" is clearly supposed to be representing a woman, and the second "you" is clearly representing a man, right?
He does this CONSTANTLY.
If you listen for it, it's omnipresent. it's as if, in his head, he can't distinguish between the girls he wants, and the men he thinks are taking them, which makes sense, when you see the hatred he radiates towards all of them.
I'd like to know if anybody else has noticed this, and what they think it means, besides him just being totally fucking nuts, and having a Swiss cheese brain.
When I first noticed it I thought gosh, maybe Lucas wants to fuck some of those gen Z guys.
He certainly seems obsessed with shoving things up other people's asses, and having people "shit in his mouth", to use his beautiful metaphor from The Geek room podcast.
Thoughts?
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"You know how many people want the Wern to have a girlfriend...?"
Zero, Lucas. It's zero. No one would wish you on a woman. If all these people want you to have a gf, it's amazing that you can't even manage to get a date at all, let alone a date that leads somewhere.
Mother Fucker
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"You're a pussy ass coward for not hooking me up with a chick" (because I'm too scared to talk to them myself)
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Lucas is a schizo idiot and you are putting more thought into his videos than he does.
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ETA:
I honestly think this is related to his telomerase nonsense; it's the youth and vitality that he craves. On some level, I think he knows he's fundamentally broken and he believes through the magic of telomeres, Gen Z will make him feel younger and healthier again, curing all his ills.
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Lucas Werner greatest hits.
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I think Lucas is like a real life equivalent of Dennis from its Always Sunny, except too fat, repulsive, and retarded to ever get far enough for it to matter. He definitely has the intense Ego and libido to match with a Sociopath like Dennis. If he had any kind of charm or ability to talk to women I could definitely see him trying to lure women through "the implication". But instead he's just the bum jacking it outside the bar. Let's hope it stays that way.