Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

On his recent weight gain, is it possible some arrangement was made that Lucas was required to go back on anti-psychotics medication in order to stay at the shelters and that his rapid weight gain is attributed to this?

Not only has he gained at least 40 lbs, if not more, in a seemingly short amount of time, I agree with whoever said it earlier in the thread, that the puffiness of his face is probably due more to being on some medication than a reflection of the weight gain. There is something unnatural to it.

If he is on medication and is still this level of raving and ranting it is not a good sign for him.

It would explain alot about how he is suddenly gaining huge amounts of weight despite his diet not changing in any noticeable way - and it couldn't have considering he isn't making any more money or getting any more food than he usually does from the shelter. So he clearly isn't eating a bunch more food to have that effect. Its also the kind of thing that the shelter would mandate after a few of his outbursts, and it would explain that evaluation he never brought up again and kept quiet on, which usually means there is something he wants to hide that makes him look bad. Plus, as has been mentioned, the sudden face swelling can be a side effect of taking psych meds

That said, assuming for the moment that he is in fact on some kind of psych medication I have to wonder how he has if anything become more batshit. Not to mention its interesting that he would stay on it voluntarily. Its not like he is ever willing to follow such rules, even if it means getting kicked out of places

Lol this fat diabetic faggot is going to rage himself into a stroke.

At this rate lucas will end up doing this on some street corner in spokane, barking at passing zoomers:

Float these man titties?

That is just begging for a 'everything floats down here flatbills! wanna come down here? I have clinkerdaggers takeout....' IT meme with lucas watching people from a sewer drain

I still have my fantasy of diabetic amputee Lucas. A nugget with no arms or legs, sitting in his wheelchair like it’s a throne, shouting for Gen Z honeys to come be fucked (somehow) by him.

.....like some kind of horrifying mirror universe version of lieutenant dan. 'I lost my legs fighting for you zoomers!'

Edit: Honestly he's so funny in gif form.

I can't be the only one who thinks he looks like boy george in that gif. all he is missing is the hat and some eye liner. Thats going to be a major can't unsee moment for me

 

[Wernology]

I'm both looking forward to the long hellscape of a compilation later tonight and also dreading it because his audio levels are never fucking consistent but it drives me nuts to watch videos where one is SCREAMING LOUD AND FULL OF BACKGROUND SHIT and another is a different kind of loud, then maybe he talks like a normal person for one, and sometimes all of the above.

Our unwashed princess is sure having one hell of a sustained temper tantrum today, isn't he?

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Big day today for our Wern.

 

[NattyDaddy]

I'm both looking forward to the long hellscape of a compilation later tonight and also dreading it because his audio levels are never fucking consistent

We preciate ya Klick.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

He'll say something like, "All you do is date flat bills, and then you break up with her".

Well the first "you" is clearly supposed to be representing a woman, and the second "you" is clearly representing a man, right?

He does this CONSTANTLY.

If you listen for it, it's omnipresent. it's as if, in his head, he can't distinguish between the girls he wants, and the men he thinks are taking them, which makes sense, when you see the hatred he radiates towards all of them.

I'd like to know if anybody else has noticed this, and what they think it means, besides him just being totally fucking nuts, and having a Swiss cheese brain.

When I first noticed it I thought gosh, maybe Lucas wants to fuck some of those gen Z guys.

I disagree.
It's probably a lot simpler. Many lolcows are self centered narcissists and solipsistic. Everyone is supposed to know what Lucas thinks. He is simple and can't see beyond the mind of Luke.

Remember that local Washington news from 30 years ago? No? Neither do i - Wern used it as a point of reference, like everyone knows what it is and has had his experience.

Why would Lucas need to change pronouns when his audience already knows exactly what he meant to say?

 

[boner_alert]

Thoughts?

I was actually about to mention this, but wanted to go back and make sure to grab the right quotes, which I'll do later but just wanted to mention. It seems after his most recent disappearance, be it the fat faggot lost his phone again or he was taken away by men with nets and forcibly medicated, he's been doing this a lot, and the quotes have been extremely specific

Specific criticisms like his bald spot, the fact he's 40.. it sounds like he's been trying to shoot his shot with some gen z baes or he's gotten more and more aggressive to Isik who has had to be more direct in putting him back in his place, and these are all the feedback he's been getting from these kids he's following around and hounding. Tbh I was diamonds thinking about his utter shock and sting from hearing unfiltered insults from a bunch of kids who are sick of this old smelly creep hanging around them screaming . And that could also explain why it seems he's ramped up his enraged fixation on the gen z, the latest videos seem like direct specific call outs

He's shitting out a bunch of them right now, I wonder where he is. He's indoors and free to make these screaming incel videos

A lot of them have Christian themes or call outs to Christians. It's seriously so irritating how he greedily takes as many handouts as Christian charities graciously extend to him, while screaming about how they aren't being giving

 

[Coach McGuirk]

I disagree.
It's probably a lot simpler. Everyone is supposed to know what Lucas thinks.

Remember some local Washington news from 30 years ago he talked about like it was global?

Why would Lucas need to change pronouns when his audience already knows exactly what he meant to say?

Lucas is very close to being a "Truman Show by choice". He's like a series of sperg outs and arcs, for people to enjoy.

No matter how bad he gets he'll always get some for of attention, and thats what he craves, the best case scenario is we get a few laughs before he's hauled off to a loony bin.

 

[Zaz]

I've noticed Lucas doing something for a while, and I didn't exactly know how to describe it until today.

He's doing it in today's videos, though, so I'll try to explain: Lucas will go from talking to one gender's pronoun, to clearly talking to the other gender, in his examples of gen z boys and girls, without switching his pronoun.... even though the antecedent has clearly switched.

He'll say something like, "All you do is date flat bills, and then you break up with her".

Well the first "you" is clearly supposed to be representing a woman, and the second "you" is clearly representing a man, right?

He does this CONSTANTLY.

If you listen for it, it's omnipresent. it's as if, in his head, he can't distinguish between the girls he wants, and the men he thinks are taking them, which makes sense, when you see the hatred he radiates towards all of them.

I'd like to know if anybody else has noticed this, and what they think it means, besides him just being totally fucking nuts, and having a Swiss cheese brain.

When I first noticed it I thought gosh, maybe Lucas wants to fuck some of those gen Z guys.

He certainly seems obsessed with shoving things up other people's asses, and having people "shit in his mouth", to use his beautiful metaphor from The Geek room podcast.

Thoughts?

He wants to pound Isik, he's projecting all this flatbill crap onto him because he wants that sweet Gen Z hobo ass. I'm halfway joking, but I really think Lucas has developed some confusing codependent feelings for his companion leech. You could tell he was missing Isik when they "grifted" that pizza the other day, he wanted Isik to come back to the motel room because that was "the only place in the world (Lucas) wanted to be right now". Everyone's worried about Lucas going after a queefy bae, but if I was Isik, I'd keep Lucas walking in front of me when running the Taco Bell/weed scheme. Isik owes Lucas SOMETHING for all those tacos!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

"It is easier for Lucas to smell like a camel, than it is for a flatbill to give up one of his baes..."

-The Gospel of Bigot, chapter 69, verse 69

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

You expect me to have shelter and change my shirt this month? BERNIESANDERSBERNIESANDERSBERNIESANDERS

Lucas is providing the content today. Big ups.

 

[Mother Fucker]

"It is easier for Lucas to smell like a camel, than it is for a flatbill to give up one of his baes..."

-The Gospel of Bigot, chapter 69, verse 69

I could have missed it, but he hasn't really been specifically sperging in length about flatbill women hoarders or telomeres in a little while. Kinda fun watching him go through the motions of whatever topic he decides to hyper focus on for about a week at a time. Makes me want to make a little spinnable Wheel of Wern to predict what the next topic will be since it seems like his busted little brain operates in a similar fashion.

 

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This is especially funny, coming from the man who won't work, and will expect a gen z bae to have a job and take care of him

 

[Wernology]

We preciate ya Klick.

Well, it's been an hour now since his last video and it must be getting close to (if not past) "line up and hope to get a bed" time in Spokane so maybe it's safe to start editing.

...bet a new video goes up right as I start exporting though!

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Man, in that one pick he is as red as Brother Love. If any of you old wrestling fans remember brother love? That would be a good schtick for Lucas. "Gen, Z, I loooove yoooou!"

Brother Love aka Bruce Prichard is still a writer for WWE and has a podcast.

 

[Josef Mengele]

On his recent weight gain, is it possible some arrangement was made that Lucas was required to go back on anti-psychotics medication in order to stay at the shelters and that his rapid weight gain is attributed to this?

Not only has he gained at least 40 lbs, if not more, in a seemingly short amount of time, I agree with whoever said it earlier in the thread, that the puffiness of his face is probably due more to being on some medication than a reflection of the weight gain. There is something unnatural to it.

If he is on medication and is still this level of raving and ranting it is not a good sign for him.

I guess that's why he choose the IG name Extendo2000, it is the brand of pants he wears.

 

[Wernology]

I guess that's why he choose the IG name Extendo2000, it is the brand of pants he wears.

Most likely.

Also, considering how often he gorges himself on tens of thousands of calories of high carb, high salt food whenever he gets the chance (let's face it, the free food offered by charities isn't always the healthiest, and he routinely shows videos of him stuffing his face with pizza, cheese--vegan or otherwise--and anything that's just straight up high salt), alternates between drinking and smoking weed (both of which can cause people to, y'know, eat a lot more plus most of the cheap sugary booze he drinks is loaded with calories, even moreso if he mixes it with soda) and he definitely is back in the habit of chugging soda, then coupling that with the fact that it's been winter and he hasn't been able to shuffle around outside for hours at a time, and it's not surprising he packed on the pounds.

At any rate, video is uploading, and I need some time away from staring at Lucas' bloated mug and hearing his grating voice so whenever Youtube finishes uploading/processing it'll be here.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I'm both looking forward to the long hellscape of a compilation later tonight and also dreading it because his audio levels are never fucking consistent but it drives me nuts to watch videos where one is SCREAMING LOUD AND FULL OF BACKGROUND SHIT and another is a different kind of loud, then maybe he talks like a normal person for one, and sometimes all of the above.

Our unwashed princess is sure having one hell of a sustained temper tantrum today, isn't he?

Most likely.

Also, considering how often he gorges himself on tens of thousands of calories of high carb, high salt food whenever he gets the chance (let's face it, the free food offered by charities isn't always the healthiest, and he routinely shows videos of him stuffing his face with pizza, cheese--vegan or otherwise--and anything that's just straight up high salt), alternates between drinking and smoking weed (both of which can cause people to, y'know, eat a lot more plus most of the cheap sugary booze he drinks is loaded with calories, even moreso if he mixes it with soda) and he definitely is back in the habit of chugging soda, then coupling that with the fact that it's been winter and he hasn't been able to shuffle around outside for hours at a time, and it's not surprising he packed on the pounds.

At any rate, video is uploading, and I need some time away from staring at Lucas' bloated mug and hearing his grating voice so whenever Youtube finishes uploading/processing it'll be here.

God. Lobotomy has never seemed so sensible.

 

[Da Dude123]

I had been on the road today and around family and hadn't had a chance to see all of Lucas's activity today. Wow, he was really screeching today, moooing like a true lolcow. I like how he mentioned his clothing that has worn for two weeks and is all "Bernie Sanders upon you. AOC upon you!"

He is really getting demanding. Demanding that you hook him up with a Gen Z hottie, so he and her can go to Incrediburger. You're a coward and a bigot if you don't.

Who is Lucas to demand anything? He is just a raving stinky hobo that you cross the street to get away from and avoid all eye contact. Just a bum who has managed to avoid sleeping in a garbage can like Oscar the Grouch. He raids food pantries and sleeps in men's shelters because he is not capable of maintaining housing.

I hope we get more content like this. He was really raging. This was good stuff. His Brother Love red face was neat to see.

 

[Wernology]

For an atheist, he sure seems to revere Bernie as an almost godlike figure.

Teenage girls aren’t fucking me, “Bernie Sanders upon you”.

Bernie Sanders would probably tell him to fucking change his clothes more than once every two weeks and stop trying to hook up with 17 year old girls.

It still strikes me as incredibly entertaining that he thinks Bernie Sanders is some ragman who doesn't have any money, cars, houses, or power. Like, I get it, Bernie Sanders looks, at any given time, like someone just woke him up from a nap and went with, "Hurry! Follow me! No time to explain!" before he had a chance to be fully awake but still...

 

[Poop Shoot]

He chants Bearnie Sanders like he's going to pop out of the mirror like the Candyman, it's the damndest thing.