Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

MeganDodgedABullet said:
That MC Jarbo guy who did the Ralph diss track "best Dad in the world" or Wings A-lawg Liquid Richard could do a banging rap or dance track with the "Hook it up" hook. I think Fatty deserves it....
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....I recommend a parody of this commercial, dubbing in lucas's famous 'right now' video


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The wern is angry

Also the look he gets when he says 'all seriousness aside.....' and then gets some flash of 'wait....is that how it goes' and has to think about it for a few seconds is fucking hilarious
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
The sad thing is I could totally see it, Lucas Werner would declare himself the Aryan Übermensch descended from a long bloodline of Germanic Kings ruling over the Elk Kingdom and declare that the fashy babes of Gen Z should get interested and soon in his long telomeres if they want to preserve a future for white children, for contained within the seed of rotten lettuce is an ancestral bloodline which will herald the dawn of a new age for Aryan supremacy. Hitler knew this of course, Tila Tequila, Bride of Christ knows this, why don't Gen Z?

I always chuckle remembering that Tila was once the biggest name on MySpace that's how much of a has been she is lol.

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She's still got the looks but crazy is kind of a turn off. To put it in crass terms you don't stick your dick in crazy.
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I have to disagree with the last line in your post. I would stick my tongue up her ass.
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AbraCadaver said:
Wern: “SELFISH CLASSIST BIGOTS!! WHERE THE PARTY AT WHERE THE WOMEN AT?????”

YOU: “The party is at this house and the women will be there and we will pay you to attend and get you food and a place to stay. All you have to do is come.”

Wern: (crosses arms petulantly) “Make me.”

I mean it’s on point for incels...the idea that they CAN’T improve until they get a girlfriend is a common one for them. The idea that a woman will come along and solve all their problems via sex and self-confidence boosting.

I have male friends who were shocked when I told them about all the gross, threatening things I’ve been catcalled with, because they said they didn’t think that happened to me at all...to ANY of their female friends. And when asked why, they say “well, I’ve never ever seen it happen to them.”

And you just gotta kinda hold back from slapping them and saying, “of course you don’t, men don’t creep on a girl who is with a man at the time.” It doesn’t occur to men that these things happen only when they aren’t there to witness it, because there aren’t many comparable things for that. Everyone witnesses car crashes or a robbery or a fire. Terrible things that only specifically happen when you aren’t around get sort of overlooked.

I think the main thing is men don’t think of it in the physical terms that we do. We’re women, we’re smaller, even if we hit the gym several days a week, even if we lift, unless we’re serious about our self-defence class studies, we can be overpowered by a guy with 50 lbs on us, especially if he catches us unawares. So yeah, our creep radar is very sensitive.

Imagine if you walked around in a world where the opposite gender was all much bigger and stronger than you on average, known for being aggressive, horny, often not very good at understanding the word “NO” and had a nasty habit of doing things like dropping drugs in your drink at the pub to try and take advantage of you later. You’d be kind of paranoid too.

Creeps like Lucas just don’t register as much to a man because he’s not a threat to you. You could easily beat his arse if he tried something, he’s big and fat but he’s clumsy. A smaller woman could not. He could easily use his size to corner her. Even skinny creeps are a threat because you never know how strong they are...unless a woman really works out, the average nothing-special man is a close match for her in strength.

It is, unfortunately, an entirely different ball game. We want to say that girls can do anything, women can be anything...but the truth is unless they’re pounding back Steroid Martinis all day, they will never be as big and as strong as men, and they just have to account for the world being a slightly scarier place because of that.

Thankfully, whatever powers that be have ensured that the world is slightly less scary because an unstable would-be rapist like Lucas has been blessed with an almost comically slow wit. He couldn’t rape a saw horse unless he drugged it first. And though I think he would absolutely hurt a woman if he got her alone, his crippling cowardice and bottomless stupidity means he likely won’t get that chance.

I sleep a little easier at night, secure in the comforting knowledge of how fucking stupid Lucas Werner is.
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That must be a lot of weight on your shoulders to have to think about every day. You're probably looking for a guy to yell and scream at you and call you names.

Bassomatic said:
I more so hope his payee, gets it. If indeed this happens, the payee, will have to save/or parcel it out. Trying to find housing or other basic needs Lucas neglects.
Lucas freaking out " WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE GETTING ME AN APARTMENT I NEED INCREDIBURGER FOR THE ZOOMIE BAES"

And he will promptly be thrown out of any apt he manages in.

In all reality, he's been given up on, I wouldn't be shocked if his payee, just says fuck it and throws the check at him either in 2-3 pieces or at once. Lucas after losing the fart box made it pretty clear he will never have a roof over his head again for the rest of his life.

It's funny there's a tracker on the price of BTC, how much you'd have now if you bought with the first check last year, crypto is hard to trace (in theory on this year you should file it on taxes) but it's damn near off books money, Lucas or any one who's homeless bite down in a shelter a few months be up 5K+ and you're back on your own feet.

Aside that renting a storage space, loading up on craigslist stuff etc, with these checks if you had nothing but clothes on your back (or should I say clothe...since Lucas has one shirt... and god knows about socks etc.) You really could get your life together. While I'm quite critical of these pay outs but that's another story for another thread, if you really bit down you could do a lot.

Lucas is the walking stereotype with non econ geeks get angry about these pay outs. It's all blown, Lucas isn't paying debts down he's got no bills, etc. We also see how massively fat he still is so he's still on that game of ordering take out and then hitting shelter AND food banks for free meals.

It baffles me, how much this man is allowed to take from society and he has the nerve to call others greedy. I understand it's because he literally thinks he's the only person of value in the world but fuck me he's so greedy he's a god damn Ted Bundy level sociopath.
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It's clearly capitalism that is holding Lucas down.

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For the life of me I can't understand why Lucas can't get a young attractive Gen Z girlfriend. Isn't he yelling at them loud enough? He's dissed their religion. Called them names. Talked shit on the men they like to spend time with. Thinks they should be emancipated from the bullshit. I wonder who would take care of them if this happened? lol Lucas should get straight to the point, call these girls cunts and get it over with. They would probably want to date him then...

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Christians, you have to give up all your possessions or you're going to go to hell, give me that girlfriend and wife! I see you don't worship possessions but you have a car and a girlfriend, greedy Christians, SHUT THE FUCK UP! :lol:
 
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I love when he goes on about how wrong it is that the college girls from Gonzaga aren't lining up at the homeless shelter and throwing their phone numbers at the bums waiting to get into HOC or the Cannon Street shelter. Why aren't these young women who are doing something to better their lives trying to date hobos who cannot take care of themselves? It's not right, dammit! Bernie Sanders said so.

It's partly about money but it is also about his slovenly appearance and his very long list of negative qualities. But to Lucas, he is plenty good and those Gen Z women are just being greedy for not going to the hobo without a car and money. He will moo about this till the lolcows come home!
 
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Lucus Werner:
- Constaly calls Gen Z bigots and basically the scum of the Earth
- Is fat, old, doesn't put much effort into his appearance
- Is unemployed
- Offers pretty much nothing of value for a woman

With this in mind, I'd guess the amount of Gen Z women who'd be interested in having lunch with is somewhere around 0.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
I love when he goes on about how wrong it is that the college girls from Gonzaga aren't lining up at the homeless shelter and throwing their phone numbers at the bums waiting to get into HOC or the Cannon Street shelter. Why aren't these young women who are doing something to better their lives trying to date hobos who cannot take care of themselves? It's not right, dammit! Bernie Sanders said so.
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It reminds me of how Elliot Rodger would sit alone by himself in bookstores and coffee shops thinking women would just approach him. Lucas is too inept to realize strangers don’t just hit it off in public. It’s funny how incels with socially stunted brains see big burly chad brahs swooping the area and picking up all the honeys, like I don’t know what planet they are living on most of us just see people walking around minding their own business and if they do hit it off it’s usually through mutual friends and acquaintances partaking in some shared activities or interests that bring people together.
 
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Lucas said millennial guys are too young? The oldest millennials are now 40, so there are likely millions of fecund male millennials. If Gen X-Gen Z xygote age gapping was difficult for him before, Lucas now has to compete with Gen Z age gapping with fecund millennial men. That is, assuming they buy into the thousands of studies on his sperm...
 
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