Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

PUA nonsense plays to desperate horny losers so it was inevitable that Lucas would fall into it

Lucas saying the word "friend" in this weird way triggered something in my memory, so I went back and listened to the last Goldy interview, the "No chicken for you!" one, and after Goldie asks Lucas if he's talking to the voices on the wind, Lucas replies with "no, friend...."

Guess Lucas was trying to get Goldie to chase him. Stupid, but it made me laugh. I'm tired.

 

[Poop Shoot]

The weird thing is that I don't even think he really wants a girlfriend or even a one night stand.

It's like this whole thing is nothing but directionless obsessive anger...but it needed some kind of outlet so he's pretending to be horny and lonesome when he is actually neither. The "Gen Z" girl and the "capitalists" are just him trying to make up an object of the anger.

His issues along these lines + Myrna= was Freud right all along?

I disagree, his love quest has been a long reaching one. He genuinely wants an 18 year old fuck mommy to take care of him.

it’s just never gonna happen.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The weird thing is that I don't even think he really wants a girlfriend or even a one night stand.

It's like this whole thing is nothing but directionless obsessive anger...but it needed some kind of outlet so he's pretending to be horny and lonesome when he is actually neither. The "Gen Z" girl and the "capitalists" are just him trying to make up an object of the anger.

His issues along these lines + Myrna= was Freud right all along?

Agreed. Lucas definitely doesn't want a Gen Z girlfriend. How would they possibly get along when Lucas' entire plan is listen to the woman talk and spew his virtue signaling political nonsense? Lucas hates Gen Z on everything except wanting to fuck one.

Casual sex? Lucas already knows and does the best plan to fuck a young girl in his poor homeless area. Give her drugs and free shit. Which he does with Isik and others at the homeless shelter, repeatedly and stupidly thinking they'll "hook him up". If he really wanted to be a betabux with some homeless woman, he easily could find one that would take his EBT money. Maybe not for sex, but at least her attention for a while.

I thought Lucas' motivation could have been gay repression, but he seamlessly talked about the Jason Perva stuff in one of those lame podcasts without any bother. He can't fake that.

I do think Lucas is extremely lonely and is crying out for help with all this "comedy". I believe Lucas when he says he doesn't want to live alone in an apartment or motel for long. It's why he self-sabotages himself to the point of likely dying alone under a bridge.

My theory is that Lucas knows it's over. He's broken so many bridges that he realizes no woman could ever give him a chance. He's dying alone, and puts up this impossible goal of fucking some hot, fit 18-21 year old girl that he has nothing in common with. It gives Lucas permanent foils, and excuses for his mistakes.

 

[Moral plague]

Oh no, I think I know about this guy. I've been following him on facebook for the last few years because he keeps posting the most inane crap about getting pussy.

 

[Wernology]

I look forward to the inevitable meltdown when Isik gets laid but Lucas, hilariously, does not.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I look forward to the inevitable meltdown when Isik gets laid but Lucas, hilariously, does not.

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What could this possibly mean?

Is this just more of Isaac's stringing Lucas along, (assuming lucas isn't wholly lying about Isaac's promises to deliver GenZ to him) with promises of pussy that will never be delivered?

Or are they planning on pooling their meager resources to get some street prostitute to screw both of them?

Frankly, either possibility sounds completely hilarious to me.

 

[WonderWino]

What could this possibly mean?

Is this just more of Isaac's stringing Lucas along, (assuming lucas isn't wholly lying about Isaac's promises to deliver GenZ to him) with promises of pussy that will never be delivered?

Or are they planning on pooling their meager resources to get some street prostitute to screw both of them?

Frankly, either possibility sounds completely hilarious to me.

When I read that I immediately was reminded of this::

It certainly sounds like how such an adventure would go with lucas and his brain trust

 

[Fecunt]

That motherfucker is eating chowder with a stick in his latest IG video

 

[Da Dude123]

"Hi, friend. I feel Gen Z is a bit agephobic". If he actually went up to some young woman and said that. Which I bet he didn't. I bet they were repulsed by the smelly, old, filthy hobo coming up to them and trying to introduce themselves.

The man has been wearing the same set of clothing for almost 3 weeks. I bet he smells awful and he is just a homely person. I hope he keeps trying this and continues to fail. Although, I feel bad for the poor women he would approach.

Lucas definitely wants a GF. But like everything the grass is always greener on the other side. Everything seems better when you don't have it. Having a girlfriend isn't going to take care of Lucas's many problems.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Guy who's making dumb Liquid Lucas videos, if you're reading this you should go all in on trying to convince Lucas to follow PUA stuff, I'm talking NLP, Speed Seduction / Ross Jeffries / old school Roosh / Mystery, the works... holy fuck I want Lucas to go thrift shopping and wear the most garish ensemble he can, and you can help make this happen. Either that, or you'll make retarded videos that I will also laugh at, so I can't lose here

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Lucas is excited to get his BidenBux tomorrow and says it will guarantee to get him laid.
This of course will only happen if he uses it to buy a hooker.
Screengrab from that video; imagine this across from you over a plate of Red Robin fries, calling you “ovulator”

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Eating dip on a stick in the woods and flexing his go pass.

The Wern’s backup plan for when the hook up falls through tomorrow

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Lucas is excited to get his BidenBux tomorrow and says it will guarantee to get him laid.
This of course will only happen if he uses it to buy a hooker.
Screengrab from that video; imagine this across from you over a plate of Red Robin fries, calling you “ovulator”
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Hes teeth are fucking awful.

Hes really going all in on the 'friends' angle in the new vids

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Hes teeth are fucking awful.

Hes really going all in on the 'friends' angle in the new vids

I love how, when Isaac disagrees with him, Lucas oh-so-quietly whispers "punk ass..." under his breath.

Don't ever forget, not for a second, that Lucas is terrified of this 18 year old street kid, his brother, and most other homeless people.

Lucas's appearance makes him seem like he might be gruff and tough: his physical size, his beard, his crazy eyes, but when you get to meet him, Lucas very quickly reveals himself to be an adult baby, a giant pussy, a complete coward, and an utter loon.

He's the sort of person that has a bullseye on his back that says "take advantage of me!" to the kind of predatorial street people that you find in every homeless community.

And can you really blame them?

When you don't know where your next meal is coming from, and you have someone like lucas, whose vulgarity and terrible personality make him seemingly deserving of every karmic bitchslap, who among us, in their most desperate and financially challenged of moments, wouldn't take advantage of this big stupid fagot, who's very free with his money when he thinks that it's going to entice the object of his pedophilia?

Now, here's a person that you can treat like shit, abuse, and take advantage of, without feeling bad for one second.

I imagine, like most downtrodden communities, that the homeless of a given City probably have a tendency to look out for each other, and try to help each other, it's one part of the human spirit that seems omnipresent wherever people are oppressed or push down. But lucas's behavior probably makes people more than comfortable with excluding him from this normal kindness.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I love how, when Isaac disagrees with him, Lucas oh-so-quietly whispers "punk ass..." under his breath.

Don't ever forget, not for a second, that Lucas is terrified of this 18 year old street kid, his brother, and most other homeless people.

Lucas's appearance makes him seem like he might be gruff and tough: his physical size, his beard, his crazy eyes, but when you get to meet him, Lucas very quickly reveals himself to be an adult baby, a giant pussy, a complete coward, and an utter loon.

He's the sort of person that has a bullseye on his back that says "take advantage of me!" to the kind of predatorial street people that you find in every homeless community.

And can you really blame them?

When you don't know where your next meal is coming from, and you have someone like lucas, whose vulgarity and terrible personality make him seemingly deserving of every karmic bitchslap, who among us, in their most desperate and financially challenged of moments, wouldn't take advantage of this big stupid fagot, who's very free with his money when he thinks that it's going to entice the object of his pedophilia?

Now, here's a person that you can treat like shit, abuse, and take advantage of, without feeling bad for one second.

I imagine, like most downtrodden communities, that the homeless of a given City probably have a tendency to look out for each other, and try to help each other, it's one part of the human spirit that seems omnipresent wherever people are oppressed or push down. But lucas's behavior probably makes people more than comfortable with excluding him from this normal kindness.

Couldn’t imagine how this goof would fare in the pen. Not sure if you Yanks use that word but in Canada calling someone a goof is basically asking for a fight and if you are in jail you don’t want that label you have to fight or people will walk all over you if you get called a goof and don’t fight back. Lucas is definitely a goof.

 

[AbraCadaver]

That guy utterly robbed Lucas. The F word to get all women to chase you down the street isn’t Friend. They hear that word all day every day, that’s idiotic.

It’s Frambunctious. You’re welcome, incels.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

That guy utterly robbed Lucas. The F word to get all women to chase you down the street isn’t Friend. They hear that word all day every day, that’s idiotic.

It’s Frambunctious. You’re welcome, incels.

Its actually "fentanyl", as in "this dope is the good strong shit, its laced with fentanyl".

It brings all the girls to the yard.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

What could this possibly mean?

Is this just more of Isaac's stringing Lucas along, (assuming lucas isn't wholly lying about Isaac's promises to deliver GenZ to him) with promises of pussy that will never be delivered?

Or are they planning on pooling their meager resources to get some street prostitute to screw both of them?

Frankly, either possibility sounds completely hilarious to me.

Lucas has dismissed the idea of procuring a hooker/escort in the past, he's above such shenanigans. He's plenty good husband and father material. he thinks he's Ward Cleaver, when he's really Reverend Jim (who was from Spokane!).

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Seems like a prostitute is all Lucas would get anyway.

He wants to use his money to lure in a gen z bae. Even if it works, she's not gonna stick around once the money is gone.

If you get a girl to hang around with you, and fuck you, simply because you've got money in your pocket, isn't she at least an "unofficial" prostitute? She still wants something for her time.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I love how, when Isaac disagrees with him, Lucas oh-so-quietly whispers "punk ass..." under his breath.

Don't ever forget, not for a second, that Lucas is terrified of this 18 year old street kid, his brother, and most other homeless people.

Lucas's appearance makes him seem like he might be gruff and tough: his physical size, his beard, his crazy eyes, but when you get to meet him, Lucas very quickly reveals himself to be an adult baby, a giant pussy, a complete coward, and an utter loon.

He's the sort of person that has a bullseye on his back that says "take advantage of me!" to the kind of predatorial street people that you find in every homeless community.

And can you really blame them?

When you don't know where your next meal is coming from, and you have someone like lucas, whose vulgarity and terrible personality make him seemingly deserving of every karmic bitchslap, who among us, in their most desperate and financially challenged of moments, wouldn't take advantage of this big stupid fagot, who's very free with his money when he thinks that it's going to entice the object of his pedophilia?

Now, here's a person that you can treat like shit, abuse, and take advantage of, without feeling bad for one second.

I imagine, like most downtrodden communities, that the homeless of a given City probably have a tendency to look out for each other, and try to help each other, it's one part of the human spirit that seems omnipresent wherever people are oppressed or push down. But lucas's behavior probably makes people more than comfortable with excluding him from this normal kindness.

And like the unlearning dipshit he is, they know he just got 1400 dollars. Most of which will be gone in less than 72 hours as they suck him dry yet again.