Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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“I am not interested in the unhealthy, the unclean, the unfathomably stupid.” - Lucas Colby Werner

Edit: Lucas you wish you could be the like the old man Fidel Chadstro hanging out with all the genetically pure gen z Communists. On his right is Camila Vallejo voted the sexiest Communist of all time you don't see Fidel waving stacks of Benjamins in their faces, greedy money worshipper.

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Never has 100 million dead looked so sexy!
She can seize my means of reproduction any time she wants
ThomasAudley said:
Yeah the last motel adventure brought one of my fav ever lucas stills, just look at this slovenly degenerate eating an entire tray of barbecue that’s been left out overnight while laying down naked, too fat and lazy to even sit up.
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>rails against "greed"
>is literally a caricature of greed & sloth combined
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Never has 100 million dead looked so sexy!
She can seize my means of reproduction any time she wants
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You can say that again, she is ridiculously good looking. I made up the voting thing btw they picked that award for sexiest communist in central committee
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Never has 100 million dead looked so sexy!
She can seize my means of reproduction any time she wants

>rails against "greed"
>is literally a caricature of greed & sloth combined
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And gluttony, you can’t forget that.

Caught this before he deleted it. The fucking moron truly expects people to either A) be able to read his mind, or B) have gone through his entire account. He said NOTHING about a matchmaker, matchmaking, or a matchmaking service (whatever the Hell that is) in this post, yet his reply to that comment was “read what I write”. And upon being informed that they had indeed read his post and commented based on that, he just deleted all of the comments.

Every day I’m still somehow shocked that it’s possible for someone to be THIS stupid and still be alive. Idk how it continues to baffle me but it does lol.
 

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klickitat said:

All that begging and unimpressive cash flashing to not get laid once again.

Bonus round of older videos of Lucas also offering money for a date and getting nothing but laughed at, catfished, and featured on Tosh.0.

Attached the Tosh.0 bit if you've never seen it before.
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Great work adding in the older footage of Lucas being the same fat faggot he is now. It’s quite shocking to see how far he has aged and degenerated since the Tosh video. Compared to his videos now, that Tosh video makes Lucas seem almost normal.

Also, the fact the he is indeed wearing glasses in that video proves his claim to wanting his ideal zoom zoom to have good eyesight even more hypocritical. Frankly what a weird demand to ask for to begin with. Gives evidence to the theory he is narrowing his choice of mate insuring it is never fulfilled.
 
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SteveGoatman said:
I know it's dumb to give much thought to the rantings of a crazy bum...but...giving the woman $100 would "technically" be prostitution he said. What? Under no laws I'm aware of would taking money to have lunch with someone be illegal (pathetic yes, but not illegal). Also, giving the money to a 3rd party to get someone to have lunch with him, under his mental framework, would make that person a pimp but that's ok/legal?

I also loved his rationalization that this wasn't misogynistic, it was a "business transaction"...and somehow, because of "reasons", that makes it ok and totally above board.

What pure insanity he's blessed us with today.
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Lucas' latest brilliant idea is to give a Genz guy $100 for him to hook Lucas up with an introduction with a young hot Gen Z bae. Genz dudes are immature and while they might agree to introduce Lucas with a hot bae, after talking with Lucas for 5 minutes it is going to become clear to her that he might potentially pose a threat to her both, physically, and emotionally. Lucas would be better served offering the money to an older Gen X guy of his own age to set up an introduction with the girl he wants. I say this because Most (not all) older men do know how to speak with woman, and several of us do hook up with younger women in their 20s. I think Lucas' thinking on this subject is fundamentally flawed.

He see his best and only chance of meeting a young Bae is through the men of said generation. I disagree, his best chance of meeting a young hawt willing 20 something is through the guys of his own generation. Because Lucas doesn't know how to talk to and hook up with women, that is definitely not the case for many guys of his very own generation. Maybe it's because Gen X guys are real and don't use cheesy pick up lines with the word 'friend' in them, plus the majority of us don't come off rapey. Although I would feel sorry for any girl put into this situation, older men will inherently protect women who they are close to and friends with. Lucas' world view is that of only Gen Z guys with the baseball caps acting like wiggers are his only chance. I am not sure if he remembers or not, but he is describing many from our generation (Gen X) who were teenagers in the 90's that acted exacted the same way. Styles from earlier generations (in this case, teenage styles from GenX teenagers) many times become stylish again, Generation Z are acting, dressing, talking, adopting the very generation that Lucas comes from. But ultimately I suspect he was a dork then, and in 20 years he falls into that exact same category of loser.
 
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Mike R said:
Lucas' latest brilliant idea is to give a Genz guy $100 for him to hook Lucas up with an introduction with a young hot Gen Z bae. Genz dudes are immature and while they might agree to introduce Lucas with a hot bae, after talking with Lucas for 5 minutes it is going to become clear to her that he might potentially pose a threat to her both, physically, and emotionally. Lucas would be better served offering the money to an older Gen X guy of his own age to set up an introduction with the girl he wants. I say this because Most (not all) older men do know how to speak with woman, and several of us do hook up with younger women in their 20s. I think Lucas' thinking on this subject is fundamentally flawed.

He see his best and only chance of meeting a young Bae is through the men of said generation. I disagree, his best chance of meeting a young hawt willing 20 something is through the guys of his own generation. Because Lucas doesn't know how to talk to and hook up with women, that is definitely not the case for many guys of his very own generation. Maybe it's because Gen X guys are real and don't use cheesy pick up lines with the word 'friend' in them, plus the majority of us don't come off rapey. Although I would feel sorry for any girl put into this situation, older men will inherently protect women who they are close to and friends with. Lucas' world view is that of only Gen Z guys with the baseball caps acting like wiggers are his only chance. I am not sure if he remembers or not, but he is describing many from our generation (Gen X) who were teenagers in the 90's that acted exacted the same way. Styles from earlier generations (in this case, teenage styles from GenX teenagers) many times become stylish again, Generation Z are acting, dressing, talking, adopting the very generation that Lucas comes from. But ultimately I suspect he was a dork then, and in 20 years he falls into that exact same category of loser.
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You only get the money if at the end she wants his number and a 2nd date. And 100 bucks? Pretty sure most Gen X guys that COULD hook him up, wouldn't for such chump change.
 
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IceQueen said:
And gluttony, you can’t forget that.

Caught this before he deleted it. The fucking moron truly expects people to either A) be able to read his mind, or B) have gone through his entire account. He said NOTHING about a matchmaker, matchmaking, or a matchmaking service (whatever the Hell that is) in this post, yet his reply to that comment was “read what I write”. And upon being informed that they had indeed read his post and commented based on that, he just deleted all of the comments.

Every day I’m still somehow shocked that it’s possible for someone to be THIS stupid and still be alive. Idk how it continues to baffle me but it does lol.
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Wow he really thinks he's being subtle about the fact he's looking for a hooker, I feel like he might end up taking the Russel Greer approach and start getting himself banned from brothels
 
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Flatbill Oligarch said:
Wow he really thinks he's being subtle about the fact he's looking for a hooker, I feel like he might end up taking the Russel Greer approach and start getting himself banned from brothels
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He's going to be 10000x worse than any John.. for a variety of reasons but the main one being that he's going into the situation with the resolute intent of sex (or whatever he calls humping his mushroom dysfunction onto her ovulator) then strong-arming the hooker into being his forever and ever. To give him a home to move into, all the soda and ketchup soup he wants, and to do what he wants only, which is scream ramble all his criminally stupid thoughts and opinions on things and make her listen to it

Nightmare fuel. Should be taken into consideration to be added as one of Dante's circles of hell
 
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Particle Bored said:
Poor Lucas. Stuck listening to some hobo's gangbanger beats. It's probably almost as annoying as your bunkmate ranting about teenage ovulators.
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For someone who's "allergic to rap", and complains about "wiggers", Lucas sure has adopted a lot of their vernacular into his manner of speech.

Just a few days ago he was talking about how he has to "run his game" on women, as opposed to, you know, talking to them like normal humans, the way you would anyone else, instead of trying to trick them into liking you with magic words?

He professes a dislike for this gangster culture he associates with rap, but clearly takes great joy in dropping the n-word repeatedly, and using all manner of misogynistic slurs, which you could easily associate with this kind of music that he professes such a dislike for.

I know, i know, Lucas is nothing if not hypocritical and self contradictory.
 
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Particle Bored said:
Poor Lucas. Stuck listening to some hobo's gangbanger beats. It's probably almost as annoying as your bunkmate ranting about teenage ovulators.
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Lucas hates rap and ghetto subculture, thinks kids these days are all polyamorous communists, makes unfunny memes in Impact font and posts them to Facebook, and has diabetes. He's a boomer, his precious Gen X got too old and they're boomers now, sorry boomer
 
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