LeeLoo
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Oh man, I’m still crying from laughing at how this enormous flabby human mattress can possibly think he’s intimidating? And oh Lord does Fatness NeverClean provide the best stills:
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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That first picture should be shown to lucas every time he claims he's not schizophrenic. He looks utterly insane in it
I wonder what kind of reactions one would get if they used that as a dating site picture
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Oh, he's a C cup easy.
Or was when he was in the mid-200s for weight.
Probably got a set of Ds now.
I guess we know what Lucas' type is: Young Mexican guys.
Fatal Walter
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God, what the fuck is he always so mad about? I mean, I know the answer but it's hard to fathom sometimes. It's like how Elliot Rodger couldn't figure out how his best friend wasn't seething with rage all the time over being a virgin and vice versa.
denysdemontfort
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While Lucas probably does have binging tendencies maybe due to emotional distress, the fact of the matter is his metabolism is fucked. He's type 2 diabetic and has been obese for a long time - both of which have an effect on leptin sensitivity. Leptin is the hormone that tells your brain you're full and a lot of obese people lack leptin sensitivity. That's why obese people struggle with the concept of not being full (and if they are not very smart like a lot of our weighty cows, they think "not full" = "starving")
Basically, Lucas has been a fatass for so long that he broke his body. Pair that with his desperation for pleasure in any form and voila, Lucas "DoorDash me a banquet portion of barbecue" Werner.
Basically, Lucas has been a fatass for so long that he broke his body. Pair that with his desperation for pleasure in any form and voila, Lucas "DoorDash me a banquet portion of barbecue" Werner.
boner_alert
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It reminds me of this pic
This is the pic Ive seen outlets use for the Starbucks story. He took this selfie and uploaded onto his public Facebook profile, there's no doubt in my mind he believed this was a great picture of him smiling warmly and probably used this pic in a dating profile
Im having a hard time finding it now but I remember a few pages back where there was a pic of him 'smiling' similar to tha t pic the made me wonder why he smiles that way, and come to think of it, is there even any pics or footage of him smiling candidly?
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Lucas gets the same reactions on dating sites regardless if he uses one of those pics, or he takes a new pic.
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Arrrgggghhhh...excuse me while is go pull my eyes out with hot rusted nails......
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He's plenty good enough!
Now, where's a Gen-Z teenage super-model?
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How long do you think Lucas will wear his current donation bin clothing before changing? 2 weeks? 3 weeks? Will we see the Jive 10 hoodie again?
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I took it for granted that he was taking the piss with this picture until I really got to grips with his insanity.
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He wakes up every morning and is still Lucas Werner, an absolutely worthless piece of shit, a bum, and will never know love. Why wouldn't he be mad?
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It's shit like this that makes me love the wern. It doesn't take much skill in being a shrink just a degree in wernology, (dunno what our good lord kilky has bestowed upon me.)
He's literally bragging his ass off if some 16 year old girl kills her self it's because she's not fucking Lucas. That level of insanity is beyond funny to me. Suicide is really fucking funny on the farms, both as a joke we make about dealing with reading lol cow shit and more so cows baiting etc. In the real world when we close a tab, it's a drastically sad thing.
But since I'm literally shit posting as normal, on KF let's break this down and laugh at it (also tell Lucas to not kill himself because his suffering is the only thing that he exists for and it's funny AF but he's a faggot and should KHS)
Most of us have known going to school a teenage girl, some of us are raising one, related to one etc. Being a teenager is awful, puberty, the semi formed brain thinking in strange ways etc. Aside being a FAGGOT like Lucas Colby Werner, I can't think of much worse a hell to put on a human than reliving their teen years. Even those whom had it good, body hurts you think strangely etc.
Lucas is such a piece of shit human he thinks a girl who makes the horrible choice as a youth to end life vs go past is at fault because one reason, she didn't fuck him. As if this rag man retard pedo fatty could save lives. He's literally claiming his broken dick is a life saving tool.
Ending one's life and I don't mean to open debate or stray off topic is a real problem in the world, it's sad and fucked up, now Lucas is older than I or most of posters, and I don't mean to power level but I'm a pretty social cat. Lucas claims to be E famous so he should know way more people than myself, but he uses this as a pick up line.
Anyone who knows someone who's chosen to end their life, be it refusing med treatment, or a more direct an hero knows how bad that hurts people near them. Again I don't want to open morals debate it's hard.
Lucas is such a scum fuck, he bullies girls who still so young their periods confuse them, with if you don't fuck me you'll end up dead.
I'm sorry to A log but that's fucking nigger shit and fuck him I hope he lives to 400 and can't even log into porn sites (that I'm sure his retard ass hits 12 year olds getting anal on search feature)
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Wow. I somehow have missed this video. This is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen.
A baywatch intro doesn't have that much jiggle.
Trainwreck
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Lucas' face makes me wanna Houston myself too!
Fatal Walter
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He looks kind of like those wretched pokemon figures
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Wonder what got this guy to do a selfie with the Wern, he knows he’s famous from Tosh.0
His IG has some nice outdoorsy adventures, hope he doesn’t take the Wern fishing, he might just reel in an actual catfish and throw a fit.
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We need a report on Lucas' odor. This was near the end of the yellow shirt.
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He’s part of a long line of clout chasers that have tried to raise their profile by standing on the neck of a fat faggot retard like Lucas
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Yeah, this is the guy that Lucas mentioned doing an interview with? Or going on his podcast, or something? I don't remember the details, but I remember the stupid name, and Lucas mentioning it recently.