Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Fecunt said:
I think he’s zeroed in on tweakers because it’s likely he was robbed by them. He does this, when someone insults him in DMs or a particular comment hits him wrong, he will be singularly focused on using the source of whatever pissed him off in his rants for the next week or so. Kinda like when you got burned in an argument and you’re in your car later replaying it and saying all the things you wished you said.

My money is on he got his shit stolen the day he flashed his wad everywhere which is why we didn’t get the obligatory Motel 6 and gluttony posts. He probably did a suicide scam to sleep indoors and they disposed of his pants as biohazard, hence the hospital scrubs, and got the trespass by going to HOC hoping they forgot about his ban or would take pity on him.
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Lucas does so many exceptional things. But being a street hobo who is in possession of $1400 and flashing it around like he is Parappa the Rapper was up there with some of the top exceptional things. $1400 is not a small sum of money and more money than I would feel comfortable walking around with.

To a hobo $1400 is a small fortune. I know Lucas must of thought the baby zooms would be impressed by it, but really he may have set himself up to lose it. But the cow is a hobo with no street smarts. Instead of just being quiet about the money and just checking into the Motel 6 and ordering some pizza and wings he has to announce to the world how he is a rich rich man and look at him!

I am really thinking he may have had that money stolen from him by a fellow ragman and had to check out of the Motel 6. While they were at it they may have stolen his phone for good measure. I wish we could have heard about it right after.

It is optimistic to think that we will find out what happened. Lucas typically likes to stay quiet when something bad happens as the result of his stupidity. The one big big exception being, when he got kicked out of the fart box. But to him, he really believed he did nothing wrong and that he was a victim of bigotry.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas does so many times exceptional things. But being a street hobo who is in possession of $1400 and flashing it around like he is Parappa the Rapper was up there with some of the top exceptional things. $1400 is not a small sum of money and more money than I would feel comfortable walking around with.

To a hobo $1400 is a small fortune. I know Lucas must of thought the baby zooms would be impressed by it, but really he may have set himself up to lose it. But the cow is a hobo with no street smarts. Instead of just being quiet about the money and just checking into the Motel 6 and ordering some pizza and wings he has to announce to the world how he is a rich rich man and look at him!

I am really thinking he may have had that money stolen from him by a fellow ragman and had to check out of the Motel 6. While they were at it they may have stolen his phone for good measure. I wish we could have heard about it right after.

It is optimistic to think that we will find out what happened. Lucas typically likes to stay quiet when something bad happens as the result of his stupidity. The one big big exception being, when he got kicked out of the fart box. But to him, he really believed he did nothing wrong and that he was a victim of bigotry.
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Well, if someone did indeed rob him, I’m sure he’ll feel very much like a victim who did no wrong, so maybe we will get the story. 🤞🏼
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas does so many times exceptional things. But being a street hobo who is in possession of $1400 and flashing it around like he is Parappa the Rapper was up there with some of the top exceptional things. $1400 is not a small sum of money and more money than I would feel comfortable walking around with.

To a hobo $1400 is a small fortune. I know Lucas must of thought the baby zooms would be impressed by it, but really he may have set himself up to lose it. But the cow is a hobo with no street smarts. Instead of just being quiet about the money and just checking into the Motel 6 and ordering some pizza and wings he has to announce to the world how he is a rich rich man and look at him!

I am really thinking he may have had that money stolen from him by a fellow ragman and had to check out of the Motel 6. While they were at it they may have stolen his phone for good measure. I wish we could have heard about it right after.

It is optimistic to think that we will find out what happened. Lucas typically likes to stay quiet when something bad happens as the result of his stupidity. The one big big exception being, when he got kicked out of the fart box. But to him, he really believed he did nothing wrong and that he was a victim of bigotry.
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Between the college security report and the trespassing documents...he won't be sweeping this one under the rug.
 
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I was watching this compilation, and Lucas spends a long fucking time talking about how he doesn't want a dick in his ass, much longer than I've ever seen or heard a straight man say it. I'm convinced Lucas is a full blown faggot, and his love quest is his attempt to hide his orientation. It makes sense if you look at the time period he grew up in

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Crying About Being an Incel With The Wern.

Nobody is fighting to hang out with you, princess, and you know it.If they were, you wouldn't be alone in a fleabag motel eating overcooked and overpriced st...
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Twrx said:
I was watching this compilation, and Lucas spends a long fucking time talking about how he doesn't want a dick in his ass, much longer than I've ever seen or heard a straight man say it. I'm convinced Lucas is a full blown faggot, and his love quest is his attempt to hide his orientation. It makes sense if you look at the time period he grew up in

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Crying About Being an Incel With The Wern.

Nobody is fighting to hang out with you, princess, and you know it.If they were, you wouldn't be alone in a fleabag motel eating overcooked and overpriced st...
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I could see him maybe being desperation bi but not full on gay. He has so little shame he can start a post by declaring that he has a small dick and end it off with #game so i cant see him having enough of a filter to not mention being gay if he were
 
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Flatbill Oligarch said:
I could see him maybe being desperation bi but not full on gay. He has so little shame he can start a post by declaring that he has a small dick and end it off with #game so i cant see him having enough of a filter to not mention being gay if he were
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You know, I hadn't considered the lack of shame. But yeah, you're right.
 
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Poop Chute said:
Lucas is so funny how single minded he is. He wanders around in hospital pants, falls off the earth, gets arrested, likely robbed, and his first fucking priority when getting a sliver of internet access is continue on with his wife-mommy hunt.

And he does this every single time. It’s fascinating. Lucas isn’t why I joined the forums but he has certainly become my favorite cow.
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Just one of the MANY reasons hed be a horrible dad. No self control, no responsibility, instead of focusing on his mental health and diabetes, finding a new housing situation, maybe get camping gear since he is kicked out of shelters hed rather blow it on food and ree online about puss puss. He acts like hed make a good "house husband" but we've seen how he cleans (he doesnt). I remember the story where his ex was fixing a fence outside alone while he sat his fat ass inside.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas does so many times exceptional things. But being a street hobo who is in possession of $1400 and flashing it around like he is Parappa the Rapper was up there with some of the top exceptional things. $1400 is not a small sum of money and more money than I would feel comfortable walking around with.

To a hobo $1400 is a small fortune. I know Lucas must of thought the baby zooms would be impressed by it, but really he may have set himself up to lose it. But the cow is a hobo with no street smarts. Instead of just being quiet about the money and just checking into the Motel 6 and ordering some pizza and wings he has to announce to the world how he is a rich rich man and look at him!

I am really thinking he may have had that money stolen from him by a fellow ragman and had to check out of the Motel 6. While they were at it they may have stolen his phone for good measure. I wish we could have heard about it right after.

It is optimistic to think that we will find out what happened. Lucas typically likes to stay quiet when something bad happens as the result of his stupidity. The one big big exception being, when he got kicked out of the fart box. But to him, he really believed he did nothing wrong and that he was a victim of bigotry.
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Most times the simplest explanation is the correct one. I think this is probably what happened. He flexed what a big man he was, flashing his cash around a bunch of desperate homeless people, and they gave him a proper eduction on what life on the streets is all about.

It must always be remembered that Lucas is dumb. Really dumb. Both intellectually and socially. Having spent a decade living on the streets or in proximity to the streets, he hasn’t learned any street smarts whatsoever. He probably got a room at the motel 6, invited his ”friends” to come stay and have pizza, drink and smoke weed, then woke up the next morning with everyone gone and his money, phone (and maybe pants from what we have learned) missing. I don’t think he got jacked or assaulted. I think he left himself open and got taken advantage of and if they took his pants too, mocked and humiliated.

Who knows really? Hopefully Lucas lets it slip when he returns with his new phone, but knowing him we will never know exactly what happened. But we will be able to deduce it eventually from what he doesn’t say or what he fixates on when he returns.
 
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On this video from about an hour ago.


Text of the image, bolding my favorite parts: "The Wern 1 hour ago (edited)
Dude, when you're 20 years older than your love interest and you see her on the street all you really have to do is say some sincere compliment at her like, "That is a lovely dress you're wearing," without some cockblock there running his mouth at you as soon as you begin talking to her. It's really just a matter of having friends who aren't roadblocks to your success.

I 100% guarantee you that within the age gap community a simple compliment about either her clothes or appearance being beautiful is enough to make her brush her hair from her face or to say "Thank you."
I do it all the time.

It's like a game.
If you see enough women you like and are genuine, kind, happy go lucky and aloof and the more you run sweetness at her, the more you're going to convince her that you like her, which will impress her. I see women all the time that I've complimented on several occasions without properly introducing myself.
I play it cool.
See her, walk past, be complimentary, smile, walk away. Do this enough and eventually you'll build up the courage to properly introduce yourself followed by some question like, "How are you today?" Slow and steady wins the raise, tortoises.
It's like a lot of board games. You put a little power on one worker, you move on, you empower another worker, move on. The goal is to convince the women that you like them in small doses, spaced apart over a short period of time. You often don't paint a picture all at once. You work in layers over time."

Of course, I had to reply to him with, " Just what we all needed: Advice on how to get and keep a girlfriend from an incel who hasn't had any woman interested in him since 2012."
 

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klickitat said:
Dude, when you're 20 years older than your love interest and you see her on the street all you really have to do is say some sincere compliment at her like, "That is a lovely dress you're wearing," without some cockblock there running his mouth at you as soon as you begin talking to her. It's really just a matter of having friends who aren't roadblocks to your success.
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Right off the bat the immediate paradox of Wern interactions if I talk to a woman I will be clockblocked. A friend is someone who makes all the arrangements so reality can’t keep crashing in and yelling Starbucks incident!
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It’s funny that he’s almost correct here in the same way you make friends by building associations and trust over time but it’s advice he would never take himself. The moment any catfish shows up on his radar he’s all over them, this is really too much.
 
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klickitat said:
On this video from about an hour ago.


Text of the image, bolding my favorite parts: "The Wern 1 hour ago (edited)
Dude, when you're 20 years older than your love interest and you see her on the street all you really have to do is say some sincere compliment at her like, "That is a lovely dress you're wearing," without some cockblock there running his mouth at you as soon as you begin talking to her. It's really just a matter of having friends who aren't roadblocks to your success.

I 100% guarantee you that within the age gap community a simple compliment about either her clothes or appearance being beautiful is enough to make her brush her hair from her face or to say "Thank you."
I do it all the time.

It's like a game.
If you see enough women you like and are genuine, kind, happy go lucky and aloof and the more you run sweetness at her, the more you're going to convince her that you like her, which will impress her. I see women all the time that I've complimented on several occasions without properly introducing myself.
I play it cool.
See her, walk past, be complimentary, smile, walk away. Do this enough and eventually you'll build up the courage to properly introduce yourself followed by some question like, "How are you today?" Slow and steady wins the raise, tortoises.
It's like a lot of board games. You put a little power on one worker, you move on, you empower another worker, move on. The goal is to convince the women that you like them in small doses, spaced apart over a short period of time. You often don't paint a picture all at once. You work in layers over time."

Of course, I had to reply to him with, " Just what we all needed: Advice on how to get and keep a girlfriend from an incel who hasn't had any woman interested in him since 2012."
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How weird that Lucas's platform, for the time being, is the comment section of @klickitat 's videos. What a perfect place to post an essay on how to behave totally normal around women.
 
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klickitat said:
On this video from about an hour ago.


Text of the image, bolding my favorite parts: "The Wern 1 hour ago (edited)
Dude, when you're 20 years older than your love interest and you see her on the street all you really have to do is say some sincere compliment at her like, "That is a lovely dress you're wearing," without some cockblock there running his mouth at you as soon as you begin talking to her. It's really just a matter of having friends who aren't roadblocks to your success.

I 100% guarantee you that within the age gap community a simple compliment about either her clothes or appearance being beautiful is enough to make her brush her hair from her face or to say "Thank you."
I do it all the time.

It's like a game.
If you see enough women you like and are genuine, kind, happy go lucky and aloof and the more you run sweetness at her, the more you're going to convince her that you like her, which will impress her. I see women all the time that I've complimented on several occasions without properly introducing myself.
I play it cool.
See her, walk past, be complimentary, smile, walk away. Do this enough and eventually you'll build up the courage to properly introduce yourself followed by some question like, "How are you today?" Slow and steady wins the raise, tortoises.
It's like a lot of board games. You put a little power on one worker, you move on, you empower another worker, move on. The goal is to convince the women that you like them in small doses, spaced apart over a short period of time. You often don't paint a picture all at once. You work in layers over time."

Of course, I had to reply to him with, " Just what we all needed: Advice on how to get and keep a girlfriend from an incel who hasn't had any woman interested in him since 2012."
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I love how Lucas has translated his shyness and inability to approach women into some sort of deliberate strategy to gradually brainwash them into liking him.

It couldn't possibly be that he's just shy, and can't make eye contact, or ask women out, right?

It couldn't be that he hasn't progressed since high school, and still can't think of anything to do other than shrug awkwardly, look at his feet, or say "I love you", right?

It couldn't possibly be that this constant obsession with phantom cock-blocking says more about Lucas's obsession with dicks, and his inability to approach another human being normally, than about anyone trying to stop him from succeeding romantically, right?

Nah, it's CLEARLY a deliberate strategy.

Slow and smelly wins the race.
 
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