We will disagree and leave it at that.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Well, he's still alive, but he only seems to have access to his The Wern channel and isn't able (or willing) to upload.
These comments are from earlier today; it looks like youtube may have auto deleted them both but they still show in notifications.
These comments are from earlier today; it looks like youtube may have auto deleted them both but they still show in notifications.
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I agree with the notion that reporting Lucas is usually pointless most of the time considering that he doesn't really need any help getting himself banned from everywhere anyways. Gotta admit it was really funny though that time someone reported him to that cocktail pep company for trying to play it like he was heir to their money or whatever and they came out and said they're not affiliated with him.
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This was brought up by someone elsewhere, Spokane let’s you view their courtroom proceedings and hosts digital recording of their court proceedings. If anyone had his court dates they might be able to find Lucas in the wild trying to scam the local courts.
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He basically reports himself with how he acts and im sure most places that get a report on him just get annoyed at having random people emailing them pointing out the ranting lunatic they're probably already well aware of
He had court yesterday the 27th. It says continued next to it. Next court date is May 11th.
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Second offense trespassing so, do we think he:
1. Wandered into Riverfront Park again and tried to pretend he didn't know it was part of the park when busted by the cops?
2. Had his "buddies" at whatever flophouse he's at call the cops on him for farting up the place, pissing on the floors, licking the deodorant, eating all the food, trying to cook, and refusing to leave when they got tired of the sounds and smells he brings with him?
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Probably just an automatic continuance. He’s not on the dockets, and the audio/video without dockets didn’t have him from what I heard.
I did skim, but I don’t think I missed anything.
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I am on mobile and it’s being gay, but can anyone see the PDF file of the citation that is attached to this case? 
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Lucas's recent activity (can't upload, comments, etc) supports the theory that he's accessing the internet from a library.
Lucas doesn't seem to be at the laughing academy, but it is not clear where he's staying given the bans from his established haunts.
Lucas's tugboat is just around the corner. If his absence is due to incompetence (his inability to keep his hands on a phone), he will return soon. If Lucas remains missing, something more interesting is going on.
Lucas doesn't seem to be at the laughing academy, but it is not clear where he's staying given the bans from his established haunts.
Lucas's tugboat is just around the corner. If his absence is due to incompetence (his inability to keep his hands on a phone), he will return soon. If Lucas remains missing, something more interesting is going on.
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Youtube needs to stop deleting these.
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Lucas is so funny how single minded he is. He wanders around in hospital pants, falls off the earth, gets arrested, likely robbed, and his first fucking priority when getting a sliver of internet access is continue on with his wife-mommy hunt.
And he does this every single time. It’s fascinating. Lucas isn’t why I joined the forums but he has certainly become my favorite cow.
And he does this every single time. It’s fascinating. Lucas isn’t why I joined the forums but he has certainly become my favorite cow.
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What is it with him accusing everyone about being on Meth? He can accuse all he wants he is the one sleeping in a homeless shelter and wearing dirty hospital pants. Like he has any credibility!
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Projecting maybe? I wouldnt be surprised if he ends up trying harder drugs eventually and getting addicted to meth
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i'm pretty sure Lucas simply doesn't know much about drugs or the scene (or the business) beyond buying weed and that the insult "meth head" is commonly used.
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I think he’s zeroed in on tweakers because it’s likely he was robbed by them. He does this, when someone insults him in DMs or a particular comment hits him wrong, he will be singularly focused on using the source of whatever pissed him off in his rants for the next week or so. Kinda like when you got burned in an argument and you’re in your car later replaying it and saying all the things you wished you said.
My money is on he got his shit stolen the day he flashed his wad everywhere which is why we didn’t get the obligatory Motel 6 and gluttony posts. He probably did a suicide scam to sleep indoors and they disposed of his pants as biohazard, hence the hospital scrubs, and got the trespass by going to HOC hoping they forgot about his ban or would take pity on him.
My money is on he got his shit stolen the day he flashed his wad everywhere which is why we didn’t get the obligatory Motel 6 and gluttony posts. He probably did a suicide scam to sleep indoors and they disposed of his pants as biohazard, hence the hospital scrubs, and got the trespass by going to HOC hoping they forgot about his ban or would take pity on him.
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Okay, power level, I guess. I'm from Grays Harbor like Lucas and this place is a huge meth capital. Well, heroin too now, I guess. It's the same reason he never shuts up about Kurt Cobain probably.