Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I'm a little disappointed that on a stalker forum full of exceptional individuals known for going above and beyond to dox the fuck out of people, none of us can figure out why a retarded hobo who spends every waking minute of his day being as much of a public nuisance as possible, has gone silent.

I think it highlights how much we really don't know about Lucas. Everything is so up in the air with him. You can't count on him to tell you the truth, and we so rarely have contact with anybody who actually knows him.

 

[Wernology]

I'm a little disappointed that on a stalker forum full of exceptional individuals known for going above and beyond to dox the fuck out of people, none of us can figure out why a retarded hobo who spends every waking minute of his day being as much of a public nuisance as possible, has gone silent.

Little tricky to doxx a homeless guy who's managed to get himself banned from every shelter, including low barrier (He's currently on a ban from HoC again and the Canon Street Warming shelter banned him as well, both for fighting with staff and other bums after several warnings and shorter 24 hour bans), in the city he lives in and is banned from a couple of parks as well.

When he goes silent online like this, which he has in the past it's always one or more of the following scenarios:

1. Free trip to an involuntary psych ward stay, sometimes because he "threatens suicide" sometimes because, as happened at least once, he was on a street corner shouting at passing cars and men with nets came and hauled him away. This one is unlikely this time as people have seen him wandering around downtown and he's leaving his stupid handwritten signs on light posts well outside of downtown so the rumor that he's staying with a bunch of tweakers is more likely.

2. Got robbed (or "lost" his phone, if you ask him) and now has no money or phone. If the "living with tweakers" thing is accurate, they probably rob him every time he gets his government check and, if they make any excuses for it at all, tell him it's for 'rent' for allowing him to stay there. Isik and his brother have jumped Lucas and robbed him blind more than once, yet he still considers them friends because he's a dumb fuck.

3. Has his phone, but lost/broke the charger or cord.

4. Has his phone, charger, and cord, but too stupid to find outlets to charge it.

5. Same as #4 except, because he keeps getting his government checks jacked by other bums, has no real data plan on the thing.

He does have some level of internet access, very likely at the library, because he sporadically still comments on youtube videos on my channel and the comments are either from his Lucas Werner channel or his The Wern channel.

He was likely briefly in the hospital as at least one person saw him walking around downtown in the blue pants you get when you go to the ER and have fucked up your own pants beyond any saving, but as he's been spotted since then, whatever he was in for wasn't more than a 72 hour hold.

Lucas has also been banned from at least one park in downtown Spokane, and Riverfront Park is where he used to spend most of his time when he was kicked out of the shelter for the day; he can't go there anymore, and the cops watch for him. He's also been back in court recently for probation violations but I'd guess if he were jailed over any of it, someone would have gleefully posted that information.

He also hasn't been silent offline, he's been leaving those stupid signs taped around parts of Spokane, which isn't a new behavior for him. Typically he does that dumb shit when he doesn't have access to the internet for reasons of "I lost my phone" (i.e. he got robbed or got drunk and left it in the woods again) and, as he explained to my burner account once, because he somehow thinks that Gen Z women will see it and swoon and then not believe any of the absolutely true, vile things they read about him online if they google his name.

I think it highlights how much we really don't know about Lucas. Everything is so up in the air with him. You can't count on him to tell you the truth, and we so rarely have contact with anybody who actually knows him.

Yeah, because the people who know him are other bums who also don't have much of an online presence.

Dumbass is too disgusting to have any non feral humans as friends and even the feral ones only tolerate him as long as he'll provide them with food, weed, booze, and money.

 

[ClownBrew]

Too bad that old roommate of his never came back.

 

[Dread First]

Too bad that old roommate of his never came back.

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows things down? Lucas has bitched about countless "roommates" over the last five years.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows things down? Lucas has bitched about countless "roommates" over the last five years.

I think the other poster was referring to the guy who came here to spill the beans about early times with The Wern. I suspect he is more focused on putting this behind him and living his life.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows things down? Lucas has bitched about countless "roommates" over the last five years.

Pretty sure he's talking about Cyril who is the only real life contact of lucas that has ever shown up AFAIK.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Speaking of older videos...

Last night I was listening to the Indie 1.0 station on SiriusXM, and the song "Gentlemen" by The Afghan Whigs came on. Unfortunately I associate that with Lucas now (he has a video which starts off with lyrics from that song):

Your attention please
Now turn off the light
Your infection please
I haven't got all night
Understand
Do you understand?
Understand
I'm a gentleman
I'm a gentleman

Along with other musical references (especially to the AG, in which most songs are about what a piece of shit the guy is LOL) I don't think he understands them at all.

Also, this song was released in 1993. Really relevant to those Zoomer baes eh?

 

[Krathnami]

I think what we can definitively conclude about his online absence is that it is due to an external force outside his control. In other words, he’s not voluntarily taking a break from posting Islamic content on YouTube, at least not for reasons related to embarrassment or because it’s not helping him achieve his goal of finding a kid to rape. Speculation abounds, but the likeliest theories in my opinion are:

1) He quit YouTube voluntarily, but only to lie low because he has no intention of making his court date and thinks it’ll just go away.
2) For one reason or another, he doesn’t have access to a phone even after his gimmebucks came in.
3) One of the conditions of either his bail or continuing to receive his neet bucks is to refrain from being retarded online.
4) He had an involuntary stay at the nut farm and, like #3, one of the conditions of his release is that he stays off the internet.

We know that in the past Lucas acted as though consequences don’t apply to him, but on that same token he has shown that he can straighten up when the reality of possible consequences are made clear to him. Regardless, since he never admits to wrongdoing or anything that makes him look bad, we will probably never know the true reason, though he may blurt out a sanitized version of real events that either make him look like the victim or that downplays the actual reason.

I had considered that perhaps we were looking at this too logically—that due to his numerous mental illnesses he stopped posting for reasons beyond understanding, i.e. he stopped just because. I decided this was dumb. Lucas’ behavior is cyclical and that cycle will not be interrupted unless intervened upon.

 

[WonderWino]

Speaking of older videos...

Last night I was listening to the Indie 1.0 station on SiriusXM, and the song "Gentlemen" by The Afghan Whigs came on. Unfortunately I associate that with Lucas now (he has a video which starts off with lyrics from that song):

Your attention please
Now turn off the light
Your infection please
I haven't got all night
Understand
Do you understand?
Understand
I'm a gentleman
I'm a gentleman

Along with other musical references (especially to the AG, in which most songs are about what a piece of shit the guy is LOL) I don't think he understands them at all.

Also, this song was released in 1993. Really relevant to those Zoomer baes eh?

On that note.....

I like to think this parody takes place between lucas and some random person he met on the bus back from california:

On a seedy winter morning,
on a greyhound bound for spokane,
I met up with the wern,
he was being a massive creep,

Wern just sat there staring,
out the window at the zoomers,
'till they turned around and noticed,
and called him a fucking creep,

Wern said 'boy i've made a life,
of telomeres and zoomers,
knowing 'bout their ova,
by the way they blushed their cheeks,
so if you don't mind me saying,
I can see you want some poontang,
for a taste of your mad dog,
i'll tell you about my research,

So I handed him my bumwine,
and he gulped it like a hobo,
then he bummed some shitty stinkweed,
and asked me for a light,
and the wern let loose a pants shart,
and his eyes went big and bulging,
said if you're gonna creep fecund baes,
you better learn to creep em right,

You've got to know when to creep em,
know when to swoop em,
know when to post a sign,
and when to rage,
you never flash your tugboat,
when you're sitting in the shelter,
there'll be time enough for clinkerdaggers,
when the breedings done

Every hobo knows,
that the secret to surviving,
is knowing when to waddle away,
and when to ree,
cause every werns a creeper,
and every werns a loser,
and the best that wern can hope for,
is to die out in the street,

and when wern finished speaking,
he waddled toward the window,
crushed out his skunkweed joint,
muttered like a freak,
and somewhere in the darkness,
the wern got very sketchy,
and in his final words,
I realized he's a creep

 

[IceQueen]

While looking for the video in which Lucas hilariously describes how plant reproduction works entirely incorrectly, I remembered this gem in which he talks about choice and free will being illusions, with everything being dictated by nature and without realizing that he essentially spent an entire video explaining that the reason he's single and nobody wants to fuck him or date him isn't because of bigotry or them choosing not to, it's because nature (the driving will behind his...theory...here) has pre-determined him to be a genetic dead end.

Speaking of older videos, does anyone know what the video is called that Klickitat posted of Lucas talking to Dan(?) and crying, the one with the iconic “you’re scaring the HELL out of me, man” quote?

 

[Wernology]

Speaking of older videos, does anyone know what the video is called that Klickitat posted of Lucas talking to Dan(?) and crying, the one with the iconic “you’re scaring the HELL out of me, man” quote?

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

Too bad that old roommate of his never came back.

I only know the one that yelled “LUCAS WERNER IS A PEDOPHILE” in that one old video

 

[WonderWino]

I only know the one that yelled “LUCAS WERNER IS A PEDOPHILE” in that one old video

That one was dan campbell

 

[Krathnami]

I’ve wondered for awhile what Dan Campbell’s ‘deal’ is anyway. He comes off as the type of person that would live with Lucas in that group home setting that Cyril described.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I’ve wondered for awhile what Dan Campbell’s ‘deal’ is anyway. He comes off as the type of person that would live with Lucas in that group home setting that Cyril described.

@QueenBurritoSupreme has described Dan movingly in this thread.

He is a goober, though harmless, and the kind of fellow who thrives in a group home.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

@QueenBurritoSupreme has described Dan movingly in this thread.

He is a goober, though harmless, and the kind of fellow who thrives in a group home.

Who was the guy standing next to Dan in the video, the guy who agreed with him that Lucas was "a very unstable man"?

He was my favorite.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

Does he say 'cumming on my face...and telling me that I'm a terrorist' around the :50 point?

 

[Niggasaurus Rex]

What if this whole time Lucas has just been playing a fictional persona to practice his acting skills for a TV show that airs in another country so we'll never see it, and he's just taking a break right now to focus on real life, his marriage and be a better support system for his kids in college.

Just kidding. Nobody is that dedicated that they could pretend to be that much of a scumbag for so long.

 

[mothman96]

Does he say 'cumming on my face...and telling me that I'm a terrorist' around the :50 point?

This is what I understood--"coming on my face and telling me that I'm a terrorist". "coming on my face" meaning --getting up to my face.

 

[Trainwreck]

At 4:36 in this video Lucas admits that he is schitzotypal and here are the symptoms:

• Persistent and excessive social anxiety
• Incorrect interpretation of events, such as a feeling that something that is actually harmless or inoffensive has a direct personal meaning
• Peculiar, eccentric or unusual thinking, beliefs or mannerisms
• Suspicious or paranoid thoughts and constant doubts about the loyalty of others
• Belief in special powers, such as mental telepathy or superstitions
• Unusual perceptions, such as sensing an absent person's presence or having illusions
• Dressing in peculiar ways, such as appearing unkempt or wearing oddly matched clothes
• Peculiar style of speech, such as vague or unusual patterns of speaking, or rambling oddly during conversations
• Being a loner and lacking close friends outside of the immediate family
• Flat emotions or limited or inappropriate emotional responses

This is 10000% Lucas to a T.