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This thread has been trash from the beginning.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I agree with @ClownBrew that psychiatrists and psychologists are for the most part giant frauds. However, that has nothing to do with Lucas and is about as topical as debating the Holocaust in here. I like @wenttobermuda’s diagnosis of “fat faggot” the best.
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This thread is hallowed. It is a sacred shrine to failure.
From time to time, a visiting faggot may profane it with a dull post. This thread contains countless discussions of shit like "what is Lucas's diagnosis?", and "is Lucas a pedophile or ephebophile?" Many incels have made the pilgrimage here to assure us that they aren't as fucked up as Lucas. White knights have defended Lucas here. Lucas himself even made an appearance, though he couldn't figure out anything better to do than post gay porn. Faggots have always littered this thread with trash, and will continue to.
Yet this thread remains a cathedral, an incredible monument to how bad the male experience can be, and how ghastly male sexuality can be. I will continue to pray and mediate here, even in Lucas's absence.
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I agree with @wenttobermuda, this thread is a shrine to one... man's... failure to survive, to ignore all instinct and common sense in favor of irrational delusions of grandeur and ineptitude. Fags, both new and old, along with incels, ne'er-do-wells, mark ass tricks, trick ass marks, punk bitches and skips scaps skanks and skallywags, hoes, heffers, hee haws and hoolie hoos... these are our burdens to bear.
We are tested as never before, beset on all sides by faggotry (including our own, as this post demonstrates). We must perservere.
We are tested as never before, beset on all sides by faggotry (including our own, as this post demonstrates). We must perservere.
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I don't love that the LA Catfish whose ex girlfriend (whose pictures he used) says he murdered people is back but aight.
I wonder if due to his trouble with the law and bannings from shelters, Lucas has been placed in more of an "emergency" halfway house type situation. I'd imagine if his case handlers were becoming more strict then he also wouldn't have access to his money since he'd possibly be provided meals and incidentals. Or he'd have much less money so what he does have goes to Twiggz or whatever since Lucas' gluttony comes before his lust or pride. It'd possibly explain why he's recently been seen with cleaner clothing. And the fact that he's now on biweekly court appearances again (if I'm reading that correctly) supports that they've taken more power away from him in some way.
I don't quite understand how or why he'd be making youtube comments -- signed in with gmail I get. But why wouldn't he put his email on his attraction signs then? The "Find me IRL" shit is so weird.
I wonder if due to his trouble with the law and bannings from shelters, Lucas has been placed in more of an "emergency" halfway house type situation. I'd imagine if his case handlers were becoming more strict then he also wouldn't have access to his money since he'd possibly be provided meals and incidentals. Or he'd have much less money so what he does have goes to Twiggz or whatever since Lucas' gluttony comes before his lust or pride. It'd possibly explain why he's recently been seen with cleaner clothing. And the fact that he's now on biweekly court appearances again (if I'm reading that correctly) supports that they've taken more power away from him in some way.
I don't quite understand how or why he'd be making youtube comments -- signed in with gmail I get. But why wouldn't he put his email on his attraction signs then? The "Find me IRL" shit is so weird.
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Here here! This thread is bigger and better than any faggot who tries to derail it.
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Typically people like Lucas who are just nuisances to society aren't given that strict of supervision. He is just a crazy hobo who thankfully hasn't done anything real bad yet (that we know of). Therefore, someone like him would not be facing dire consequences for trespassing.
Social workers and probation and parole officers have tough jobs and low pay. Trying to get societal rejects on the straight and narrow is no easy task. And as much as they try, more
often than not their efforts do not make results. They try to help people who do not want to be helped. Kinda off topic, but this is why all this "defund the police" movement, I feel is misguided. Lots of people who need help, don't want anything to do with it.
For someone like Lucas, he is basically a hopeless case. Maybe, just maybe there was some municipal judge or a gungho PO or social worker that really wanted to tighten the screws on him. Or maybe the court was made aware of his online behavior? It would be unusual, but that could be happening. I think still once this is all done, if this is happening, Lucas will go back to being the raving ragman that we tune in for.
Social workers and probation and parole officers have tough jobs and low pay. Trying to get societal rejects on the straight and narrow is no easy task. And as much as they try, more
often than not their efforts do not make results. They try to help people who do not want to be helped. Kinda off topic, but this is why all this "defund the police" movement, I feel is misguided. Lots of people who need help, don't want anything to do with it.
For someone like Lucas, he is basically a hopeless case. Maybe, just maybe there was some municipal judge or a gungho PO or social worker that really wanted to tighten the screws on him. Or maybe the court was made aware of his online behavior? It would be unusual, but that could be happening. I think still once this is all done, if this is happening, Lucas will go back to being the raving ragman that we tune in for.
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In honor of page 1488
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More than anything I miss the catfish content. I remember it was nearly every other month before lockdown. It's really fucking funny seeing him rant about saving the world then get drunk/high and make multiple cope videos. Him being stupid enough to go on a one way flight was the Christmas gift I never knew I needed.
Still a shame some psycho bitch actually paid for Lucas to come back to Spokane. I can only imagine the hilarity that would have ensued had he stayed in LA
Still a shame some psycho bitch actually paid for Lucas to come back to Spokane. I can only imagine the hilarity that would have ensued had he stayed in LA
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I miss his homeless street raging about flatbills and greed.
His homeless content has by far been my favorite, but man it really sucks when he falls off the digital earth for extended periods of time.
His homeless content has by far been my favorite, but man it really sucks when he falls off the digital earth for extended periods of time.
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It’s beginning to feel more and more like we could be without content for quite some time. Anyone else getting this sense?
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Yes, because I think we're nearing Lucas finally facing real repercussions for his behavior.
The only plausible explanation I can think of for Lucas' absence is that his lawyer strongly suggested he lay low and not have a public online persona. But why would Lucas listen now? It must actually be serious. Lucas has shown he's cognizant enough to avoid jail time because even he knows how fucked he'd be there.
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For the hell of it (and because it's been awhile), I pulled cards on the freak tonight.
If you'd rather not go to Instagram to read it:
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I feel like the threads probably going to die off completely soon. It's possible that if they look into some of the chats he's had like the Mia's dad call or clown application where he's talking to people he thinks are underaged that he could get more serious jail time and possibly even banned from using the internet at all after he gets out on top of that. He's been incredibly lucky so far but him trying to defend himself in court cant not end in disaster for him
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I would pay for audio (even more for video) of him trying to be his own lawyer in court over something like that.
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Because of the lack of new the Wern content of late, I went through some of the old vids on @klickitat's page and watched the one where he talks about how he could get 16yo girls and justifies it by saying it is legal because he's in a liberal state, but he won't do it because society hasn't fully accepted it yet plus conservatives. And the vid where a queefy Zoomer bae plays dating mails from Lucas who is talking the most whacked out shit to her in his messages were my two favs. Posted below for those wanting to check out vintage Wern.
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He'd Date a 16 Year Old
Archiving these in case he ever deletes them. "Greta...she's 16, she's cute, and smart; sweet and sophisticated, gets you to cry. In a hypothetical situation...
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Lucas Werner Dating Profile #4: The cold calling.
Fuckin' a. These are creepy on all levels.He's just texting random women in #Spokne to do this.#creep
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People please, no need to put this thread in its casket before its time. Lets just wait out this drought, there have been others before and the Wern has always returned to grace us with more insanity.
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What's been the longest he's gone off the radar in the past? Really starting to miss the toaster oven saga right about now
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Even though it would be doing the world a favor if he just fell off the face off the earth, I'm sure he'll be back out of the blue one day with no explanation. Wolfing down an "impressive" meal in between comments about how bigoted Gen Z is, like nothing even happened.