Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Krathnami]

What's been the longest he's gone off the radar in the past? Really starting to miss the toaster oven saga right about now

He was off the grid for most of 2017. Iirc he was involuntarily committed after screaming at cars in February. He came back briefly in July of that year offering $1000 for a date and was quickly put back in the nut farm. He was transitioned into a sort of halfway house for the hopelessly retarded and by the beginning of 2018 he was back to posting Islamic content on the regular.

 

[Purgatorium]

Everyday I come here, hoping that the newly added comments contain some current info on Pukas, but alas. I will sit out this drought as I’m having a lot of pages on Greer to catch up on. But the wern is my fave lolcow, so it won’t be the same.

 

[IceQueen]

I feel like the threads probably going to die off completely soon. It's possible that if they look into some of the chats he's had like the Mia's dad call or clown application where he's talking to people he thinks are underaged that he could get more serious jail time and possibly even banned from using the internet at all after he gets out on top of that. He's been incredibly lucky so far but him trying to defend himself in court cant not end in disaster for him

Yeah I think the thread will only die if Lucas goes to prison or dies himself. But since we have no real clue what's up with him, those things may happen soon.

 

[ClownBrew]

Spotted Tom Cruise in the forum.

Here-- I'll explain it in terms even a woman should be able to grasp:

Tom Cruise thinks that people with mood problems should just pop some vitamin C, jump over their couches, and meet him at the Scientology church tonight in order to be healed.

I said that people with actual brain diseases belong under the care of neurologists.

That means doctors who deal with diseases of the brain. Not PMS or Daddy Issues Disorder like what Dr. Shekelstein told you you have before he renewed your 'zac for the month-- but actual medical diseases like epilepsy and palsies and all that yucky stuff.

Get it yet, pumpkin spice?

 

[Josef Mengele]

Here-- I'll explain it in terms even a woman should be able to grasp:

Tom Cruise thinks that people with mood problems should just pop some vitamin C, jump over their couches, and meet him at the Scientology church tonight in order to be healed.

I said that people with actual brain diseases belong under the care of neurologists.

That means doctors who deal with diseases of the brain. Not PMS or Daddy Issues Disorder like what Dr. Shekelstein told you you have before he renewed your 'zac for the month-- but actual medical diseases like epilepsy and palsies and all that yucky stuff.

Get it yet, pumpkin spice?

As interesting as all of your views on: psychiatry neurology and psychology are, and they are quite interesting, I check in here to find out precious info on the Wern and his whereabouts during this prolonged exodus. If we can all focus on finding Lucas or at least speculating on what he is doing, it will be far more productive than lashing out at fellow Wernologists.

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I am also really beginning to believe that one of these social workers or his legal team is tightening the screws to Lucas. We all know that he wouldn't willingly forgo posting videos on Instagram, and that he wouldn't willingly stop using Youtube. I wonder if maybe the attraction signs are being stopped as well, they have popped up in multiple Reddit forums and have been proliferating throughout the internet, it could be possible that his case workers are also limiting his handwritten signs as well. I really think he is being monitored and his access to content or ability to produce it is being hindered by some outside actor. I don't know wether to feel happy that they were able to reign in one of the most feral human beings on the planet, or sad that there is a lack of content from this feral individual. I get a sense of foreboding that the Wern might not be running around on the streets for long after this summer, and I think it might have something to do with the men with butterfly nets.

 

[Serialmom]

Here-- I'll explain it in terms even a woman should be able to grasp:

Tom Cruise thinks that people with mood problems should just pop some vitamin C, jump over their couches, and meet him at the Scientology church tonight in order to be healed.

I said that people with actual brain diseases belong under the care of neurologists.

That means doctors who deal with diseases of the brain. Not PMS or Daddy Issues Disorder like what Dr. Shekelstein told you you have before he renewed your 'zac for the month-- but actual medical diseases like epilepsy and palsies and all that yucky stuff.

Get it yet, pumpkin spice?

For the record I hate pumpkin spice. I do think neurology has a lot to do with it and I agree that some people should see one. Are we cool now?

 

[ClownBrew]

As interesting as all of your views on: psychiatry neurology and psychology are, and they are quite interesting, I check in here to find out precious info on the Wern and his whereabouts during this prolonged exodus. If we can all focus on finding Lucas or at least speculating on what he is doing, it will be far more productive than lashing out at fellow Wernologists.

Problem is, there just isn't much to say about ol' Wernie Sanders anymore.

He fucked off to a traphouse and went dark on Youtube. Looks like that's all there is to it.

 

[Da Dude123]

I was revisiting one of my old favorite Lucas videos, specifically "Hey, Baby Zoom". Lucas was still in his fart box then acting like a loon making videos like that one. Anyways, someone left this comment which I definitely appreciate.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Problem is, there just isn't much to say about ol' Wernie Sanders anymore.

He fucked off to a traphouse and went dark on Youtube. Looks like that's all there is to it.

Wernie Sanders that’s a good one.

Edit: Makes me think of him delivering his old political talks in the park. His delusions of grandeur make me think he has to want to post and that it must be driving him crazy not to. I just don’t see him gaining self awareness to stop willingly there has to be some kind of pressure on him as was stated above.

Does anyone think he has the sense by now that he shouldn’t speak publicly? I don’t know but it seems he is aware that directly approaching or speaking to women or crowds of people will get him in trouble.

Maybe he is still into Dorothy the Satanist or some other homeless girl at the moment especially if he’s stuck in a trap house. Imagine if he was just being milked for his tugboats by some sketch bags extorting him or convincing him to pay them for hooking him up. I mean he’s dumb enough without access to any shelters that will have him and being so vulnerable to manipulation for the promise of puss puss maybe its possible that the last incident of losing money was like blood in the water for others to take advantage. I mean he can’t defend himself and his weakness for the promise of a hook up make it so people he weakly calls friends can treat him like their golden goose. Just a theory but I’d imagine suckers who aren’t streetwise land in these positions when they are too agreeable and easily manipulated somebody else siphons off their money.

 

[IceQueen]

He was off the grid for most of 2017. Iirc he was involuntarily committed after screaming at cars in February. He came back briefly in July of that year offering $1000 for a date and was quickly put back in the nut farm. He was transitioned into a sort of halfway house for the hopelessly retarded and by the beginning of 2018 he was back to posting Islamic content on the regular.

See but the thing that’s weird this time is that people HAVE seen him. Not super recently, but we know that at least a couple weeks ago, he was wandering the streets, making his dumb ass signs, etc. So if he did get committed, he wasn’t for the first long stretch of his absence.

 

[WonderWino]

Here-- I'll explain it in terms even a woman should be able to grasp:

Tom Cruise thinks that people with mood problems should just pop some vitamin C, jump over their couches, and meet him at the Scientology church tonight in order to be healed.

I said that people with actual brain diseases belong under the care of neurologists.

That means doctors who deal with diseases of the brain. Not PMS or Daddy Issues Disorder like what Dr. Shekelstein told you you have before he renewed your 'zac for the month-- but actual medical diseases like epilepsy and palsies and all that yucky stuff.

Get it yet, pumpkin spice?

In other words you don't understand what a neurologist actually does, nor their role in medicine. a neurologist couldn't do shit for lucas's mental issues, nor are they trained or equipped to do so. Its not their field

You're talking like one of those stormfront loons. But this shouldn't surprise me, considering the last time you went on about this nonsense you claimed lucas's problems are all cause he smokes pot once in awhile, completely ignoring the fact that pot doesn't do the kinds of things that are wrong with lucas, that he can't afford to do it other than a few times a month when he gets paid, at best and the fact that lucas does what a shit ton of mentally ill people do - goes off his meds and then self medicates with pot and alcohol when he can afford to, which even then isn't very often. Lucas engages in textbook behavior in that regard

In short: stfu and stop shitting up the threat acting like a loon before you draw the mods in here to fuck things up for everybody

See but the thing that’s weird this time is that people HAVE seen him. Not super recently, but we know that at least a couple weeks ago, he was wandering the streets, making his dumb ass signs, etc. So if he did get committed, he wasn’t for the first long stretch of his absence.

and thats why the situation is so weird. lucas is a creature of habit, to a near absurd degree. He has never changed these sorts of behaviors when he hasn't been forced to in some way. Either by a person or being physically forced to by losing his phone and things of that nature. Something had to have caused this change in his behavior. But without knowing more details its impossible to have any real idea as to what. The simplest explanation is he got told to stfu or else by his wrangler, as putting fear into him is just about the only way he listens for any length of time. The problem with that is he's still putting up his signs, so either that isn't what happened or he's being a total idiot and trying to do that behind said wranglers back, thinking it won't get back to him. The same could be said for any possible legal representation for his court appearances, or the court itself telling him to behave himself or else at one of his appearances, but then you get into the same problem of why he's still putting up signs

 

[teleméres69]

Its possible Lucas is simply post blocked on social media for a long period, and is too stupid to make another account. He certainly violates multiple community standards whenever he reads his incel manifestos, and I wouldn't be surprised if he only has like 2 or 3 emails he uses for everything and never thinks to make an alt

 

[Wernology]

The problem with that is he's still putting up his signs, so either that isn't what happened or he's being a total idiot and trying to do that behind said wranglers back, thinking it won't get back to him. The same could be said for any possible legal representation for his court appearances, or the court itself telling him to behave himself or else at one of his appearances, but then you get into the same problem of why he's still putting up signs

He'd be dumb enough to post signs now and again, probably figuring nobody who reads them would search up his name and find all the old news articles about him or the thread here or, if they did, they'd take any hints or statements of "don't believe the lies you read about me online" seriously, which just...wouldn't happen.

It's also possible he was just told or is being forced to axe the online behavior as that does sometimes happen when someone is facing legal trouble one way or another, especially if their online behavior could be used against them at a hearing. We know he's pretty pants shittingly terrified of being sent to jail for more than a weekend, and if a court appointed lawyer or even his payee told him he was at real risk for being sent to jail that'd definitely be enough to spook him into toning his public behavior down a bit.

Honestly, I love the idea of him being "grounded" at 41 by competent adults and the additional idea of him being grounded like a child and having his internet access taken away + him still probably being homeless, just maybe not wandering around downtown anymore, is an absurd level of hilarious.

 

[ThomasAudley]

But he is still online though, raging via YouTube’s comment section.

 

[Wernology]

But he is still online though, raging via YouTube’s comment section.

The last time he was in my comments was 3 weeks ago.

Did he go back to bitching at "hypocrite christians" on their channels or something (bonus: that's what he got his first set of upload bans over. harassing people in comments.)? Because I'd love to read his bad takes there as well.

 

[teleméres69]

My understanding is he typically is banned from posting videos and not commenting. Hence he moved to Instagram in the first place

But he is still online though, raging via YouTube’s comment section.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The last time he was in my comments was 3 weeks ago.

Did he go back to bitching at "hypocrite christians" on their channels or something (bonus: that's what he got his first set of upload bans over. harassing people in comments.)? Because I'd love to read his bad takes there as well.

I can confirm that lucas, using his The Wern YouTube channel, has commented on videos related to him within the past two days. Nothing interesting or significant, just short, terse denials or his usual brainless insults.



The above comment, which I know doesn't show much, is from some cringe channel i was previously unaware of called outcastowls. Lucas replied to several comments.

Heres the vid:

Who's lucas Werner? Next challenge? New segments. #outcastowls #weouthere

#OUTCASTOWLScheck out our merch 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉https://teespring.com/stores/the-outcast-owls-store?aid=marketplace&tsmac=marketplace&tsmic=campaignMusic in Show O...

youtu.be

It would seem to be that skeletorTheGod character, who Lucas mentioned eating a chili pepper on his channel a while ago, before he disappeared.

 

[Wernology]

I can confirm that lucas, using his The Wern YouTube channel, has commented on videos related to him within the past two days. Nothing interesting or significant, just short, terse denials.

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The following comment, which I know doesn't show much, is from some cringe channel i was previously unaware of called outcastowls. Lucas replied to several comments.

Heres the vid:

Who's lucas Werner? Next challenge? New segments. #outcastowls #weouthere

#OUTCASTOWLScheck out our merch 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉https://teespring.com/stores/the-outcast-owls-store?aid=marketplace&tsmac=marketplace&tsmic=campaignMusic in Show O...

youtu.be

It would seem to be that skeletorTheGod character, who Lucas mentioned eating a chili pepper on his channel a while ago, before he disappeared.

This ought to be a fun one to watch. It doesn't take much to get Lucas raging, but he seems to rage a lot more when people are telling the truth about his behavior than he does when people are obviously making shit up about him.

For someone who "lets the haters be his motivators" Lucas sure does search his name on Youtube a lot, doesn't he?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

My guess is his phone was yanked, along with his BidenBux he was stupidly flashing. He values semi expensive meals at restaurants over a new phone and thinks he is a local celebrity, so his autistic signs plus the offer of said semi expensive meals at restaurants will inevitably yield queefy teen bae. He blows all of his gubment funds on eating alone at restaurants with a seat saved for the Gen Z Kween who saw his sign; no need to buy a new phone... especially since his lizard brain ultimately craves the dopamine fix of a calorific meal. He checks in at the library to use the ancient PCs to login to YouTube, as it’s the only thing he can remember the password for. He then furiously reads this thread and reminds himself that he is plenty good.

 

[AngelOfDeath]

Now for your regularly scheduled programming.

Maybe we should send him a phone? Maybe to cannon? Lucas if you see this, blink twice into the wind to let us know your ok.