Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Obscenity Enthusiast said:
I'm ready for some new content as much as everyone else, but can we all agree not to indulge this Cameo bullshit and give him any money? You saw what happened when people were paying him to make "insult comic" videos. The videos he made were awkward half-assed trash (even for Lucas standards) and it went to his head so much that this Cameo shit right now is probably a result of it at least to some degree. Feeding the cow is only gonna prolong the content drought.
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I know that one of you faggots read that Lucas is planning on doing Cameos and thought "Ha, wouldn't it be funny if I sent him some money to..." I for one would find it funny, whatever idea you came up with, because the joke is sending Lucas money. Sending Lucas money, or fried chicken, is poor form. Anything but frozen catfish is just bad taste.

There is a faction of Wernology that would like to transition Lucas into some IP2 trash streaming phenomenon. Pay him to be humiliated on camera. It will be interesting to watch how it all develops.

The Cameo shit could be akin to the earlier Patreon shit. Lucas decides he's going to get rich off his content, and monetize his ongoing public humiliation, by putting it behind a paywall. Didn't last long. But we don't know much about his plans for Cameo beyond his deranged scribbles on an attraction sign.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
I like that one of the more iconic creepy grin pictures was used (the one that appeared in trad media), but a more recognizable, updated pic of Lucas would probably serve the poster better. There is a wealth of extremely unflattering pictures of Lucas to choose from. Some of the pics @klickitat nabbed from his videos, for example.

Please do.
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This one is the most recent set of videos he uploaded from a month ago.

Plenty of good recent photo fodder, including the quickly receding hairline and new skunk stripe.

 
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klickitat said:
This one is the most recent set of videos he uploaded from a month ago.

Plenty of good recent photo fodder, including the quickly receding hairline and new skunk stripe.
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he's looking a lot like the old leathery drunk bums i'd have to rouse out of parks and from storefronts. guarantee he doesn't see it in himself though, despite having access to a mirror or at the least some sort of reflective surface. the biggest thing that's in common with the mentally ill, which many homeless are, is the inability to keep themselves clean and groomed. you see that sort of thing in the severely depressed as well.
 
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klickitat said:
This one is the most recent set of videos he uploaded from a month ago.

Plenty of good recent photo fodder, including the quickly receding hairline and new skunk stripe.

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I have always loved how highly Lucas thinks of himself and how he's some valuable commodity that women should be fighting each other to get to him and have his love.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Is it overly simplistic to think that some clue to his mysterious disappearance could be divined by analyzing his very last content before he went dead?

I'm thinking probably not, but I don't even remember what his last content was, so I'm not sure
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His last videos were flashing his BidenBux and demanding a woman let him buy her a burger. Which is why I thought for a naive second that Lucas may have learned his lesson to stop making videos bragging he has money when he gets it stolen repeatedly, but silly me gave him too much credit. And after that he made some of his usual nonsensical memes when he finally got a new shirt after a month.
 
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I was searching the typical hashtags he uses just to test the theory that he might be secretly posting his pathetic mating calls to gen Z under an alias or account we don't know about to try and circumvent the "haters and trolls". Didn't find anything sadly. One noteworthy thing that's pretty humorous though is if you search #AgeGapLove on Instagram, the overwhelming majority of the posts it pulls up is pictures of blatant gold diggers/sugar babies posing with much older men that are clearly very wealthy.

I know we already knew that's the reason why these age gap relationships happen but lol at the fact that he always propagates those hashtags that so clearly display the very thing that makes him chimpout.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Please feel free to rate me autistic if this has already been posted, but I don’t recall seeing this wild capture of Luke yet:
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Have not seen that before, I died laughing when he said Lucas calm the fuck down. Holy shit though he’s a big guy would be a little intimidating if you were just a passerby watching this unhinged lunatic yelling in the street. He didn’t even seem to register that somebody was talking to him probably got it confused with one of the voices on the wind.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Have not seen that before, I died laughing when he said Lucas calm the fuck down. Holy shit though he’s a big guy would be a little intimidating if you were just a passerby watching this unhinged lunatic yelling in the street. He didn’t even seem to register that somebody was talking to him probably got it confused with one of the voices on the wind.
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I like the way he spun on his heel and started walking in the other direction. He's so fucking awkward. He has this defiant-yet-retarded way of stalking down the street. It's uniquely Lucas, simian-meets-shortbus. I loves it.

Edit: absent any genuine Lucas footage, I'd be quite satisfied with more footage of this idiot in the wild, taken by passersby.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Please feel free to rate me autistic if this has already been posted, but I don’t recall seeing this wild capture of Luke yet:
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It's always fun to see how Lucas appears to the average passer by: A lunatic screaming at nothing about nothing.

Wasn't screaming at nothing on the street what landed him in the loony bin for a year a couple of years back?
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Please feel free to rate me autistic if this has already been posted, but I don’t recall seeing this wild capture of Luke yet:
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Hoooly shit that's hilarious! I guess we already knew this but it's so funny to have direct confirmation that he just stands in the streets of Spokane yelling "FUCK YOU BIGOTS!!! MONEY WORSHIPERS!!! FUCK YOU!!!" at traffic! Just amazing. The stereotype of the schizophrenic hobo yelling at nothing is something I've been familiar with since I was a kid but the fact that we actually live in an age where I can read 1500 pages about that hobo's whole life and belief system is insane and I love it.

Edit: what happens when the cute Zoomer bae who read his sign and went looking for the guy with green shoelaces so he can impregnate her with a superior baby finally finds Lucas and he's screaming himself raw, face red and spittle flying as he roars his hate at passing cars?
 
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klickitat said:
It's always fun to see how Lucas appears to the average passer by: A lunatic screaming at nothing about nothing.

Wasn't screaming at nothing on the street what landed him in the loony bin for a year a couple of years back?
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That's the story. I've never been able to confirm it, to my satisfaction, but Lucas's first trip to the laughing academy in 2017 was allegedly brought about by spazzing out and screaming at passing cars. He later alluded to this episode in a FB post, bragging about how down he was for revolution.
 
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He’s not yelling at the cars, he’s yelling at the people driving the cars - because by virtue of owning one they are money worshipping bigots.

I bet he sees women passengers in cars all the time and that’s what sets him off. God help a father/daughter combo pulled up next to him at a stop light. I bet that’s his biggest trigger.
 
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