💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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There's a chance if he serves time or has other legal issues he can lose the tugboat.
Someone I knew who got a tugboat for seizures got arrested and jailed for a short time and he had to fight ssdi to get the boat to dock again.
 
I kind of wonder now if there's body cam footage of the time he got kicked out of Riverside Park while he was on the Golden USB Podcast.

That'd be almost funnier than just the audio alone (which I have and was uploaded ages ago) just to see how bad his fake, "Oh wow this park area that looks just like Riverside Park? I didn't know that was part of a park!" face looks.

If you missed that Lucas-wasn't-smart-enough-to-mute-his-phone hilarity:

"Hanging out with friends and stuff", Lucas, nobody believes that you have friends.
 
klickitat said:
I kind of wonder now if there's body cam footage of the time he got kicked out of Riverside Park while he was on the Golden USB Podcast.
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There are a few bodycam incidents I’d love to see but which probably don’t exist:
- when the cops picked up Lucas for the DV with Suzanne
- when cops went to Lucas’s old fart pad after he threatened suicide and cops were called. It was a welfare check so I don’t know that body cam would remain
-when Lucas supposedly spoke to la cops about his status as a hate crime victim from being catfishes to la.
 
klickitat said:
I kind of wonder now if there's body cam footage of the time he got kicked out of Riverside Park while he was on the Golden USB Podcast.

That'd be almost funnier than just the audio alone (which I have and was uploaded ages ago) just to see how bad his fake, "Oh wow this park area that looks just like Riverside Park? I didn't know that was part of a park!" face looks.

If you missed that Lucas-wasn't-smart-enough-to-mute-his-phone hilarity:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cBZZbvC8VRI
"Hanging out with friends and stuff", Lucas, nobody believes that you have friends.
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Speaking of this, did anyone archive any of the other golden USB podcasts? Because as far as I know, the only one left on YouTube now is the final one, which is great, but I'd like to hear the others again, if possible.
 
klickitat said:
I absolutely love how the cop is talking to him like he's a preschooler telling a story during playtime.

Everything about his body language is so twitchy and so obviously full of tells that he's making shit up too, it's great!

Behold: His injury from being hit in the head or punched in the head or knocked down (since his story changes); look how terrible it was and how injured he is! Clearly his story is totally true.

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Come to think of it is that even a medical mask? That looks like the kind of mask you use when doing wood work and shit like that. It doesn't look like any medical mask i've seen
 
WonderWino said:
Come to think of it is that even a medical mask? That looks like the kind of mask you use when doing wood work and shit like that. It doesn't look like any medical mask i've seen
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It looks like a "k95-kn95" which if it is, it filters 95%. I may be batty, but I feel the masks will only help those who are ill, keep their microbes (95%ish anyways) to themselves.

Just based on how it looks anyways. Maybe where he was at the hospital the night before, he swiped/was gifted one?
 
WonderWino said:
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Well now, that explains everything. He's been MIA because he's been staying at a BOS bunker in california

They probably mistook him for a super mutant
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If his skin starts to to turn yellow from his shit health he's really going to have that super mutant look. I need to find it but there was the one picture of him giving a really creepy tooth grinding smile to the camera and the way he smiles looks like the way that super mutants grit their teeth excessively hard while beating on you with 2x4s fat albert style. The gourd like head shape and permanent chimp grimace even look fairly close
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Pic: Lucas after activating his telomeres by having a bae take the dip onto his dick.

I can just picture Mutant Lucas being the real reason the master realized his plan was a failure and blew up his own bunker. After that Lucas went to New Vegas teaming up with Ghoul Greer and they go on a journey to get to the strip purely for the hookers scavenging along the way and blowing all their caps on excessive food, replacement pip boys and lawsuits until eventually they make their way to the strip gate and have to pass an unexpected credit check

Gate guard: Please submit to a credit check (2000)
Lucas: (Barter 5/80) Thats not how communism works, Caesar totally would have let me in and even given me a free bomb collar because he's a true leftist like that
Gate guard: Nope, next
Russ: (Terrifying presence) *pulls mask down and stares seductively*
Gate guard: alright alright you can go in just pull that back up, we dont want any trouble.

They then immediately start yelling at and trying to sue the hookers in front of Gomorrah for false representation and bigotry and get kicked right back out
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Speaking of this, did anyone archive any of the other golden USB podcasts? Because as far as I know, the only one left on YouTube now is the final one, which is great, but I'd like to hear the others again, if possible.
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They're still privated on Goldaor's channel as far as I know; I've asked him to unlist them a couple of times so I can download them, but he always refuses.
 
klickitat said:
Woah, a comment on the screaming at cars video made it through.

Love that misogyny and hypocritical fat shaming from a flabby, pasty, balding, patchy pube beard because definitely low T 320lb+ homeless dude. 😂

In fairness, his shape is more upside down lightbulb on stilts, but...

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Yes because Casey DeSantis is an absolute uggo gremlin while Lucas Werner is the ideal male body.

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
FYI You can see the cop's notepad when he's writing, I haven't deciphered it all yet, but I could plainly see "...called me a 'pedophile'" in quotes. Hysterical.
Whether the officer intended sarcasm or not, and I'm sure he did NOT, those are still the quotiest quotation marks that ever did quote.
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Its funny because there are two implications:
1) Lucas claims his attackers called him a pedophile (which is funny because he's a pedophile)
2) Lucas at some point called the cop a pedophile (projection)
 
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Yes because Casey DeSantis is an absolute uggo gremlin while Lucas Werner is the ideal male body.


Its funny because there are two implications:
1) Lucas claims his attackers called him a pedophile (which is funny because he's a pedophile)
2) Lucas at some point called the cop a pedophile (projection)
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On that note you have to wonder what the cop was thinking when lucas blurted out that the reason he is being 'attacked' by the guys with the bats is because they're accusing him of being a pedo. Gee, i'm sure that they thought that totally out of nowhere. Lucas is clearly too stupid to carry that line of thought to its logical conclusion that if people are supposedly coming after him with bats cause he's a pedo that they have a reason for thinking that and that making such an admission might raise some red flags with a cop when you bring it up. He's lucky he didn't have some explaining to do after saying that to a cop. I mean can you imagine how lucas would have reacted if the cop turned around and replied 'oh? and why are they so convinced you're a pedo that they're going after you with bats?' cause you just know lucas would blurt out something about one of those past incidents, or the starbucks barista incident and dug himself into a deeper hole and made himself look suspicious as fuck:

'Those fucking bigots! They came after me with bats! but she was of legal age! 16 is totally legal! I wanted to wait a few weeks until the 15 year old turned 16 after I got her the burrito! I totally wasn't grooming her at all officer! Fucking bigot republicans need to mooooove on! it was years ago!'

The look on the cops face would be priceless, as would any bodycam footage of an exchange like that between lucas and a cop. It would haunt him for the rest of his life if it ever got out
 
Roll me some twat lmfao. The man paints with words. Pass me that spliff, roll me some twat, give me a swig of hooch. Teraz kurwa my (now it’s our turn to fuck the whore) to quote a vulgar Polish expression. Puss puss for a bag of popcorn and a half eaten sandwich, I'm plenty good.
 
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See, the fact that he’s right back to his same old shit on YouTube shows that he wants to be online.

Maybe he did finally get his tard bucks cut off/cut down. I guess it makes sense, no point in giving him a housing allowance when he spends it on restaurant meals. No cash injections = no new phone every other week.

Other than that I’m really drawing a blank.
 
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Lmao he says it was a black guy in a flat bill baseball cap. Mr. ACAB anti-racist sure is like those women that used to get caught slutting around like a century ago and then blame the town nigger for raping her and he’d get lynched. Thankfully it’s 2021 and nobody, especially the cops, take Lucas seriously.

Also attached is the court copy of his trespassing citation, nothing remarkable in it but I've already made a request with the city to see if they also have bodycam footage associated with this incident.
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If you're talking about the trespass from the park the arrest report was posted some pages back and no bodycam footage was provided as requested, probably because it was the park police instead of the city police.
 
I don't know WAs rules with public services or the tard court he's going to but could the Werns payee now be forced to hold more of his bux? I can see stable housing as an issue to a judge.

He can afford a place but chooses not to a judge would be aware and I can't see one who works trying to help tards not go to big boy jail over dumb things be ok with someone choosing homelessness.

Being homeless has to be rough for day to day and for mentally ill people more chance of drugs sperging crime etc.

But also the legal system and all public health seem to be lol cows in their own right since they let Lucas be Lucas.

If he's only getting a few dollars I deff can see his pea brain buying food he doesn't need at a nicer place vs a cell phone.

When you step back and think if you had nothing but shirt on your back and a 100 dollars a trip to boost metro etc is best way to unfuck your life you got net gps e file for welfare etc.

But the Wern who's also dire levels of lonely gets 2 whole pizzas for himself waddles around dragging his dead foot and can't figure why teen girls won't fuck him. He said he hates trump from a public computer!
 
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