Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Huge Fungus]

Why, do you suspect, does this oh-so-apparent contradiction between a world full of women who lust after him and his terminal celibacy not occur to / bother Lucas?

I know it's just one of many contradictions, but it's centered around the subject he most focuses on, so you think it might have occurred to him.

Why is Lucas unbothered by the self-evident, self-contradictory nature of his own worldview?

Its something I've long wondered about. And its more than just "he crazy", I think.

While the Wernological concensus is that Lucas is consciously not aware of the stupidity of his own decisions, I've always wondered how much he really knows on a subconscious level. Perhaps he's been reduced to a state of such blackened, retarded conscious awareness that a subconscious impulse, towards self-hatred and destruction, is allowed to rule his life in absentia of logical processing.

Lucas Werner is equipped with an entire hominid monkey brain; he can dress himself, operate a bus system, and compose written and digital messages at the same level of proficiency as a cutting-edge chatbot. Surely there has to be awareness somewhere that all of this this only hurts him, and that he only wants a "hot gen z wife" because it's the most impossible task in the universe he could assign himself. Stable housing? Income? Actual friends? Does he put all of those to the torch on purpose, at the dead-end altar of impossibility, somewhere in the back of his mind?

This focus on something laughably unattainable seems just as much suicidal as it does pavlovian. He has nothing left except "being the Wern" and composing diatribes about the exact same thing over and over again. And because Lucas Eyerape Werner is a weak fat faggot, he could never even approach having this realization consciously, and will likely stay in this hell until he dies. Like a dog, that's trained itself to do nothing but find ways to get beaten by humans, and knows nothing else.

When I peer too deep into the apocrypha of Wernology, it reveals something abominable and confounding about the human psyche to me. If Lucas is subconsciously aware of what he's doing, then what exactly happened to him in the Elk Kingdom to make him turn out like this? And if he's truly so stupid that nowhere, without the use of coping and denial, is one thing even slightly comprehended about the nature of his condition, then... What the fuck am I even looking at? Is this a black hole? An automaton? A self-contained illustration of the reasons for mankind's impending extinction? How could such a creature even exist? It's... IT'S... IT'S A MONSTER!!!

But perhaps it's unwise to think too much on the matter; Lucas certainly wouldn't, so at the end of the day, why should I? ... *shudders*

(Feel free to hammer that puzzle piece, folks.)

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I have a feeling he'll be back to posting vids sooner than later. First it was just attraction signs, and those don't work. Then it was occassional youtube comments, which seems to be ramping up steadily in frequency. When those don't work, I bet he'll be back to posting videos.

I get the sense that he is more aware than he seems to some degree. He knows to roll on his back when authority tells him to. If he did indeed get some type of agreement/mandate to stay offline until August, and actually follows it, it tells me he can follow rules and control himself if he has too (if there are negative consequences otherwise)

But Lucas is an rutting, farting ape with poor impulse control (why get a winter jacket, when I can get Klinkerdagger?) and that may undo him. I don't think he's as crazy as some people think. Just a very weak willed manchild, with no foresight. And he's very very very stupid.

weak fat faggot

When I read that I imagined a circle of Gen Z baes and flatbills surrounding him, pointing and chanting that while Lucas cries and rages.

 

[WonderWino]

Hahahaha "exactly 20 times". Only Lucas Werner could be this pathetic. He's bragging that he counted the number of times a stranger's eyes briefly landed on his bloated form. Because to his mind, if she's looking in your direction that's "direct eye contact", and the only reason a woman would make eye contact with you is that she secretly wants to fuck you. If he's so confident all these women are secretly lusting for him (this is a delusion he's talked about before) why the fuck doesn't he ever get the tiniest molecule of lady action? SAY HI AND TELL HER YOUR NAME goddamn it, that's supposedly your foolproof method. What, there was another male passenger on the bus so you couldn't possibly?

He's getting even stupider than lloyd from dumb and dumber. At least he only obsessed over women that actually said something to him. Lucas obsesses over women who look at him, no matter how blatantly horrified they must look at having attracted his attention

 

[le funny sex number 69]

I do believe Lucas is grounded from social media, but perhaps it wasn’t legally mandated. The pedofreak isn’t very smart, he just has to believe it’s mandatory.

Anyway, I follow this thread every few months and it seems like every time I look his behavior gets more concerning. He’s prowling around a damn school. And we know he doesn’t have good intentions.

 

[Telomerase1979]

What’re the odds that his tugboat has finally come to port, and he’s actually lost the means to buy a new phone? Or perhaps his SSDI is being garnished to pay back SCC for his failed Doctorate program.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Why, do you suspect, does this oh-so-apparent contradiction between a world full of women who lust after him and his terminal celibacy not occur to / bother Lucas?

I know it's just one of many contradictions, but it's centered around the subject he most focuses on, so you think it might have occurred to him.

Why is Lucas unbothered by the self-evident, self-contradictory nature of his own worldview?

Its something I've long wondered about. And its more than just "he crazy", I think.

Of course this is all speculation but I think this contradiction probably has occurred to Lucas and it's one of the many things he tries his hardest not to think about because it's too painful. There's an old video where he's talking about a guy and a girl, a couple, staying at his apartment back when he had one, and he suggests that the guy leave without the girl and she can stay with him. And then he says something like "And she liked me, but... she left with him..." and he sort of rushes past it and changes the subject to avoid this very obvious contradiction he's brought up. As to how the rest of us are supposed to ignore this glaring discrepancy, Lucas has zero theory of mind so he doesn't know or care what we think, we're supposed to think how he thinks.

He's never spelled this out in so many words, but I think if he were forced to try to explain this, it would be along the lines that these women do secretly lust after him, but somehow they've been brainwashed by society to be classist and agephobic and only go for young guys with their hated cars and credit cards. Lucas seems to not believe that women have agency or minds or personalities of their own. He thinks another guy can give him a woman's affections. To him women are controlled by men and "background voices"; they may feel attracted to studly Lucas but somehow they can never act on it until given permission by another man. He seems to think that every other man besides himself was given this superpower to control women, which is why it's such a simple ask to want another guy to give him a woman who's already in love with him somehow.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What’re the odds that his tugboat has finally come to port, and he’s actually lost the means to buy a new phone? Or perhaps his SSDI is being garnished to pay back SCC for his failed Doctorate program.

Likely. I assume Lucas would be at Motel 6 lately to avoid the extreme heat, and wouldn't be traveling miles back and forth every day. He's probably on a public PC like at a library or college which only allows him to leave his insane comments.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Lucas want to be taken care of like a baby, and figures if he has a baby, he can soak up some of that baby attention, security and care. He'd be competing with his own wernling for a teat.

Not caught up yet but LMAO @ "wernling"

 

[Bassomatic]

These flexes are getting weirder and weirder, sometimes Lucas adapts (or maybe forgets) what game he's running. The rich parents are back after a while, not a shock. He lacks any form of tact (or reality) so he points out he will be rich, regardless of how much your folks are worth (Lucas is not in the will well to be more fair he's probably getting 5 bucks, a pittance, makes it harder to contest wills fun fact) saying I'll be rich when they die is pretty stupid. What about until then? Just bite down and wait till Roy's Elk Kingdom is yours? Keep yourself in a shelter with Pukas? But one day the money will be there. If they are sooooo socialist, they will give that money away not make a bougie upper class. Right?

Also they will feed us and have a bed. When I visited Momma and Poppa Basso with Mrs, (any of them) it's always been the case, even though (total power level) I can afford to feed myself and own a bed. This is totally normal behavior. Lucas has sunk to fucking flexing " oh yea my dad owns a bed".

Being off line seems to have made him more nuts, shame as the content is dry.

 

[Da Dude123]

What’re the odds that his tugboat has finally come to port, and he’s actually lost the means to buy a new phone? Or perhaps his SSDI is being garnished to pay back SCC for his failed Doctorate program.

I rather doubt it. Right now student loan collections are on hold with the Corona Virus. Now, later on, it is possible that he may have some of his tugboat garnished to pay back some student loans. Those things take time. They probably try to get you to pay for a good year before they go the whole garnishment route.

We do not know how many or what kind of loans Tubby was given. It is a complete travesty that he was given free money to piss away trying to meet zoomer baes. But that is America. Gotta give money to leeches like Lucas Werner.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

It’s great to have new material to chew on again. Kudos to @DeletedSoul for discovering how to recover the full autodeleted comments.

Not much to add other than I find deciphering the real events of what happens to Lucas as opposed to what he claims (or remains silent about) is one of my favorite past times of Wernology. You can learn a lot about his history by what little tidbits he throws into comments. I have been curious about what happened in the motel 6 right after he got his stimulus cash, which is right when he went internet silent. His comments about not wanting to go to a “motel drug party” or “a gangbang or orgy” or not “smoking weed or drinking with you” more than indicates for me that something definitely happened to Lucas that night that he has negatively affected him. What exactly it is we don’t know but the more Wern talks the more likely he will unconsciously drop more info on what happened that night.

As for that poor little asian women... JFC Lucas! That’s some seriously alarming behavior. Picturing that whole scene gives me the serial killer vibe.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It’s great to have new material to chew on again. Kudos to @DeletedSoul for discovering how to recover the full autodeleted comments.

Not much to add other than I find deciphering the real events of what happens to Lucas as opposed to what he claims (or remains silent about) is one of my favorite past times of Wernology. You can learn a lot about his history by what little tidbits he throws into comments. I have been curious about what happened in the motel 6 right after he got his stimulus cash, which is right when he went internet silent. His comments about not wanting to go to a “motel drug party” or “a gangbang or orgy” or not “smoking weed or drinking with you” more than indicates for me that something definitely happened to Lucas that night that he has negatively affected him. What exactly it is we don’t know but the more Wern talks the more likely he will unconsciously drop more info on what happened that night.

As for that poor little asian women... JFC Lucas! That’s some seriously alarming behavior. Picturing that whole scene gives me the serial killer vibe.

Is Fatty still under his LRA?

 

[mothman96]

I rather doubt it. Right now student loan collections are on hold with the Corona Virus. Now, later on, it is possible that he may have some of his tugboat garnished to pay back some student loans. Those things take time. They probably try to get you to pay for a good year before they go the whole garnishment route.

We do not know how many or what kind of loans Tubby was given. It is a complete travesty that he was given free money to piss away trying to meet zoomer baes. But that is America. Gotta give money to leeches like Lucas Werner.

I don't think the Freak was given loans. What he did get was the Pell grant. Depending on how many weeks he actually attended class, he may not have to pay back the grant.

 

[Josef Mengele]

The delusional cow! Keeps going on about how much his parents love him. I bet he hasn't spoke to his parents since the whole LA saga. And that was his mom. King Roy hasn't spoke to the bum in probably longer than that. Him getting a Gen Z girl friend would mean his parents would just welcome him back in his life and they would make sure he gets lots of money when they die? As if! Fatty is living in a fantasy world.

If there was one thing that stuck out to me about the L.A. saga, it was the fact that Mynra's husband contacted Klickitat via instagram instead of Lucas directly. This has always made me cringe, as I am certain they have seen his LucasWerner79 account and wanted to help but were trying to get accurate information and updates on their cow. Lucas was so polarizing on the trip that he ended contact with his mother and hasn't spoken to her (that we know of). While him getting grilled on by Jeremiah and his descent into e-begging were highlights of the trip, the trip also symbolized the beginning of his descent into madness. Lucas has progressively gotten worse over the past 6 months following the L.A. saga, he got COVID and dropped his classes, got caught soliciting a 17 year old decoy, got trespassing charges, had to go to court, got kicked out of the Cannon Street shelter, had multiple incidents with Spokane Transit Authority, and was caught making his attraction signs and posting them all over Spokane. It has been a rough 6 months for Lucas and they appear to directly translate into his current withdrawal from social media and his removal from reality, while in past summers he has shown glimpses of his hobo prowess, this year he is coming into his own and has harnessed the power of autism. I am awaiting fo the prodigal bum to return to Instagram and Youtube, hopefully he is back by the beginning of August.

 

[Wernology]

If there was one thing that stuck out to me about the L.A. saga, it was the fact that Mynra's husband contacted Klickitat via instagram instead of Lucas directly. This has always made me cringe, as I am certain they have seen his LucasWerner79 account and wanted to help but were trying to get accurate information and updates on their cow. Lucas was so polarizing on the trip that he ended contact with his mother and hasn't spoken to her (that we know of). While him getting grilled on by Jeremiah and his descent into e-begging were highlights of the trip, the trip also symbolized the beginning of his descent into madness. Lucas has progressively gotten worse over the past 6 months following the L.A. saga, he got COVID and dropped his classes, got caught soliciting a 17 year old decoy, got trespassing charges, had to go to court, got kicked out of the Cannon Street shelter, had multiple incidents with Spokane Transit Authority, and was caught making his attraction signs and posting them all over Spokane. It has been a rough 6 months for Lucas and they appear to directly translate into his current withdrawal from social media and his removal from reality, while in past summers he has shown glimpses of his hobo prowess, this year he is coming into his own and has harnessed the power of autism. I am awaiting fo the prodigal bum to return to Instagram and Youtube, hopefully he is back by the beginning of August.

If the comment left on the video by the 17 year old is accurate, it wasn't a decoy.

It was an actual 17 year old that he'd somehow managed to get to feel sorry enough for him to tentatively agree to meet him for a burger; she flipped on him in the comments to that video when he claimed they were planning to hook up and, yeah, that's so much worse than falling for a catfish if the person he was talking to was actually 17.

Edit:

Yikes.

Just looking at his nasty foot, the gait, and the state of his legs in terms of splotching and being way bloated, he's well on his way to losing at least a foot or two from that untreated 'beetus.

 

[WonderWino]

If the comment left on the video by the 17 year old is accurate, it wasn't a decoy.

It was an actual 17 year old that he'd somehow managed to get to feel sorry enough for him to tentatively agree to meet him for a burger; she flipped on him in the comments to that video when he claimed they were planning to hook up and, yeah, that's so much worse than falling for a catfish if the person he was talking to was actually 17.

Edit:

Yikes.

Just looking at his nasty foot, the gait, and the state of his legs in terms of splotching and being way bloated, he's well on his way to losing at least a foot or two from that untreated 'beetus.

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You left out this one:

He's looking rough in that one

That said I can't support buying him shit like that, thats what he gets his tugboat for and refuses to use it for. Doing stuff like this just enables him and reinforces his belief that people should do shit for him and that its ok to blow his money on stupid things

Besides, he clearly didn't give a shit he had a hole in his shoe, which shows you how stupid he is

 

[Huge Fungus]

If the comment left on the video by the 17 year old is accurate, it wasn't a decoy.

It was an actual 17 year old that he'd somehow managed to get to feel sorry enough for him to tentatively agree to meet him for a burger; she flipped on him in the comments to that video when he claimed they were planning to hook up and, yeah, that's so much worse than falling for a catfish if the person he was talking to was actually 17.

Edit:

Yikes.

Just looking at his nasty foot, the gait, and the state of his legs in terms of splotching and being way bloated, he's well on his way to losing at least a foot or two from that untreated 'beetus.

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He doesn't have green shoelaces anymore; how will all those horny nymphs from Borracho's find him now!?

 

[mothman96]

Why the hell are the guys from Outcastowls enabling the insane Pedo freak. Buying the Freak new shoes will just continue to feed his already bloated ego just like when he was doing the podcasts, the paid bus fair back to Spokane , getting a paid motel room, free meals. The Freak has the money to buy himself clothing/shoes that he needs but no he blows it instead on expensive meals and shit.

ETA:
Just saw WonderWino beat me to it.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

You left out this one:

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He's looking rough in that one

That said I can't support buying him shit like that, thats what he gets his tugboat for and refuses to use it for. Doing stuff like this just enables him and reinforces his belief that people should do shit for him and that its ok to blow his money on stupid things

Besides, he clearly didn't give a shit he had a hole in his shoe, which shows you how stupid he is

Fatty is freakishly duck footed. Like I've never actually seen anyone whose toes point east and west while they're walking. It's fucking hysterical.

I guess, good on OutcastOwls for finding him again, but they didn't get any footage of him speaking, and then bought him shoes? With all the money he's blown on food, Lucas could have saved 20 or $30 and bought a cheap pair of shoes from Payless. Or, shit, is there a savers, a goodwill, or some other used clothing place in spokane? I imagine there is; they exist in most reasonably large (and even some of the smaller ones; smaller towns are often more likely to be economically depressed, so they may have a plethora of used clothing stores) American cities. He could have got a barely-worn pair of shoes in his size for likely less than $10 at one of these locations. This would have had the added benefit of putting Lucas in a pair of shoes two sizes too big for him, black leather dress shoes, with the heels in the toes falling off, where he could have looked like some turn-of-the-century hobo clown. All he would have needed was a polka dot handkerchief tied into a parcel at the end of a stick to swing over his shoulder and the look would have been complete. Well, maybe a hat with the top punched out of it.

I also want to point out how funny it is that for all of his swagger and aggression towards other men, Lucas tags along like a happy cowardly little puppy whenever other men show up. He complained about Isaac over and over again, calling him all sorts of names, saying he was going to call the police on him, but whenever Isaac showed up, here you go Isaac take my weed! Take my food! Please don't hurt me! Don't let your brother hit me again! Even though he's like 30 years younger than me!

The more you give him things that he won't give himself, the more you guarantee he'll never learn to value those things. Lucas values food most of all, and because he has plenty of that, and can spend his excess money on more food when he has access to $, he's satisfied. If Lucas wasn't satisfied, he would make steps to change his life.

Food is the most important thing to him, the only thing that he'll move for. He will walk several blocks if there's a plate of food at the other end. He won't do this for anything else. Not for love, not for friendship, not for cleanliness, not for housing.

Giving Lucas free shoes bolsters his ego, and guarantees that he still thinks that even without his YouTube videos, he's some sort of quasi celebrity who can rely on gifts from his "fans".

As much as we all miss his insane commentary, I don't think any of us are anxious to relive his post-California trip ego high, when he decided he was going to be an insult comic, and the braggadocio and smugness that that led to.

I personally wouldn't have done it, but you do you, I guess.

Edit: ninja'ed by @mothman96

 

[Da Dude123]

Wow. Those shoes were in bad shape. I bet he found those in a dumpster. I bet he did not get them new. And no socks either? His foot looked cut. But to Lucas all this isn't important. 5 star dinners are.

I agree. Acts like these will only feed his entitlement. He doesn't really appreciate it when people do things like this for him. Sure, he is glad that someone bought him a pair of shoes, but he is not grateful. He probably thinks this should have happened sooner and people should always be helping him.

Also, lol at his NES backpack.