Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[VoidFace]

Some more comments on the new shoes video. This Rachel seems like she knows something.

I’m betting she’s just guessing based on his attraction signs (if memory serves) talking about eating out at restaurants.

 

[Zaz]

Lucas left me these comments on two of my videos on YouTube. I've been hesitating whether or not to share but I believe these messages were really more intended to be posted here or toward everyone in general than meant for me specifically because I'm gay, not a "multi-chick dude," and I hate Bernie Sanders/AOC. I'm usually good about catching up with this thread but he could just be copy and pasting these from comments he's left elsewhere.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas left me these comments on two of my videos on YouTube. I've been hesitating whether or not to share but I believe these messages were really more intended to be posted here or toward everyone in general than meant for me specifically because I'm gay, not a "multi-chick dude," and I hate Bernie Sanders/AOC. I'm usually good about catching up with this thread but he could just be copy and pasting these from comments he's left elsewhere.

I just love that he thinks he "won" something when he's been on and off homeless and not had any real woman show any interest in him unless he was giving them free weed (and even then their interest lasted until they got the weed and could jet) in almost a decade now.

I guess he subscribes to the Trump school of winning.

That aside, he is just copy pasting, he's left me the same messages on random videos and I'm pretty sure he's left the same ones for @Fatal Walter as well.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

I've never actually taken the time to look up these bible verses he references in his screeds about "how hypocritical Christians are" but they obviously have nothing to do with whatever pillar of Lucas Virtue he manages to keep in his smooth brain long enough to sperg about in between his dialy hunts for vulnerable young women to follow like a serial rapist. Man claims to be an atheist but regularly quotes more bible verses than a preacher.

Here's one for you fatty, John 8:7. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Funny that you can see the hypocrisy in other people yet you're so oblivious to your own.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Just when I think Lucas couldn't get any more disgusting I see that fucking wound on his foot.

 

[Krathnami]

One thing that struck me about that video is right at the end Lucas appeared to be relying on the railing to support his weight as he walks, and I don’t believe it’s the same foot as whatever that thing is on the bottom of his foot. I would not be shocked if he’s walking with a cane by winter time.

 

[Jeep1971]

Maybe he will grift a hoveround from somewhere and will be speedy sped zipping all over Spokane putting up signs.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Maybe he will grift a hoveround from somewhere and will be speedy sped zipping all over Spokane putting up signs.

"Speedy sped" lmao

 

[White Baby]

This is the first I heard about sleeping outside in protest of the Salvation Army's stance on gay marriage. Yeah, Lucas, I am sure it was that and not you misbehaving and being removed from Salvation Army facilities.

What a cow!

Not that anyone gives a shit or that it's technically on topic, but despite the organization's view on it as a whole Salvation Army shelters in more liberal areas often have leeway to do what they like. The worst problem that I saw when I was homeless was nepotism resulting in terrible service (the local night shelter manager was ousted and replaced with the daughter of the regional manager, who was a sociopathic bitch). They're generally not as bad as people make them out to be on the West Coast at least, and 'low-barrier' shelters are lenient on a certain amount of misbehavior.

Of course, Puke-as couldn't give a shit about any of that stuff, or the discomfort of his fellow bums.

 

[Da Dude123]

One thing that struck me about that video is right at the end Lucas appeared to be relying on the railing to support his weight as he walks, and I don’t believe it’s the same foot as whatever that thing is on the bottom of his foot. I would not be shocked if he’s walking with a cane by winter time.

Oh, can you imagine? Him hobbling along with a cane at age 42 and talking about how his sperm is plenty good and will produce healthy babies. Him with a cane, his filthy clothing and that 8 bit NES backpack. It would truly be a sight to behold. His east and west feet and everything else going on with him, it truly is a real possibility. I just hope he goes back to posting online and we get to see him hoblling down the street with his cane, talking about the agephobes and the flatbills and how he can offer dinner at Twigz or the Steam Room, maybe even burgers at Dick's?

 

[Huge Fungus]

Ran into this one totally by accident today, at Monroe and Francis. The location far north of his typical range confirms my worst fears; every neighborhood of this city is now gravely threatened by these tard signs. No traffic-light pole shall go unmolested so long as the Wern yet lives!

Pastor Werner has listed quite a few bible verses in this one. And interestingly, he forgot to mention in this one that he's an atheist, so any piece of Bernie-loving puss-puss that reads this is gonna think he's a devout Christian; especially considering his preocuppation with monogamy and money-worship. Preach that good word, Brother!

There's also a detail I find thoroughly amusing about his most recent messages, this one included. You might have noticed that instead of inviting The Baes to feast with him at Twigz, Thai Bamboo, or Gander and Ryegrass, Lucas has taken a step down and is now inviting them to Dick's. This is a fast-food chain local to the Northwest that's renowned for paying it's employees well, while still selling cheap, decent burgers; so cheap, in fact, that they can even undercut McDonald's. This is the first time I've seen The Gourmet cut corners on his love quest; his life must be getting truly desperate.
"Come eat a literal bag of Dicks with me, classist!"

Of note as well is the fact he's narrowed his age range further, to just 18-20; definitely not a pedophile! And this sign is postmarked 6-18-2021, which, if that's to be believed, means it's been on that pole for over two weeks now. I'm surprised the adjacent businesses never take these down.

Finally, it's quite dumbfounding and pathetic that the only feature he's given prospective mates to identify him by is the childish NES backpack. He could have used any of his distinguishing physical features (obese frame, putrid smell, greasy brown hair), but instead expects women to inspect every person who's downtown with a backpack on in an effort to find him. And what if a frothy, lubricated young lady sees the wrong person with an NES backpack (most likely a literal child on their way to school)? Or, even worse, what if the Local Flatbills (peace be upon them) take note of this, and start wearing NES backpacks to swoop the chicks his signs lure in? And they're doing it two at a time!!?? GREEDY!!!

 

[AnOminous]

You creep, she kept looking at you because you were leering at her like the fat, sweaty, smelly, waiting to try and get her away from witnesses creep that you are.

But, also, I'd be willing to bet that 0% of this scenario actually happened outside of him leering at some poor woman on the bus.

He's pretty much Aqualung at this point.

What’re the odds that his tugboat has finally come to port, and he’s actually lost the means to buy a new phone? Or perhaps his SSDI is being garnished to pay back SCC for his failed Doctorate program.

They can't garnish SSDI income. At least not on purpose.

 

[Wernology]

One thing that struck me about that video is right at the end Lucas appeared to be relying on the railing to support his weight as he walks, and I don’t believe it’s the same foot as whatever that thing is on the bottom of his foot. I would not be shocked if he’s walking with a cane by winter time.

It only adds to the hilarity that he demands his Perfect Mate have no health issues.

Ran into this one totally by accident today, at Monroe and Francis. The location far north of his typical range confirms my worst fears; every neighborhood of this city is now gravely threatened by these tard signs. No traffic-light pole shall go unmolested so long as the Wern yet lives!

Text of the stupid note.

Generation Z, are you not left-wing as I?

Are you a generation of greedy, money worshipping bigots?

Where are the 18 to 20 year old women?

And if I as a Gen X man wished to date them?

Would #AOC and Bernie Sanders approve of greedy, siffing at credit cards and bigotry?

Then why do I need a credit (6-18-21) card and to be a multi-chick dude?

Why not monogamy?

Christians, must I remind you of Luke 12:15, Matthew 6:24, John 13:34, Proverbs 11:17, and Mark 23 (GODDAMMIT, I don't know why this one bothers me so much, but Mark 23 doesn't exist! The book of Mark only has 16 chapters. /autism)?

Are you gonna be my lady?

Are you gonna find me a lady?

Then why would I fly 4 people to Arizona in a year to swim in the pool at the condo with my millionaire parents?

Must I remind you of patience, love, generosity, and Kindness?

Dinner for 2 at Dick's?

YouTube: Lucas Werner

Find me IRL, downtown Spokane.
Nintendo NES backpack.

X Z


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I see his parents have gone from owning their own house and pool to it being a shared condo pool.

Also who are the other three people he'll be flying out? Other two if we want to be nice and assume he'll find someone who thinks it's a good deal to date a bum if they get to go to Arizona in a year to swim in a shared condo pool.

 

[White Baby]

This is a fast-food chain local to the Northwest that's renowned for paying it's employees well, while still selling cheap, decent burgers; so cheap, in fact, that they can even undercut McDonald's.

They're good as fuck! Nothing tastes better than a bag of Dick's at 2 am after all the alcohol you've ingested has been extracted of what precious calories it might contain.

 

[AnOminous]

The fact that Lucas had a black open cut on the bottom of his foot, and a similarly placed hole in his shoe, indicates to me that this didn't bother him that much.

Maybe he can't even feel it from diabetic neuropathy. That can rapidly turn into gangrene and an amputation.

 

[Huge Fungus]

Also who are the other three people he'll be flying out? Other two if we want to be nice and assume he'll find someone who thinks it's a good deal to date a bum if they get to go to Arizona in a year to swim in a shared condo pool.

While I'm pretty sure Lucas counted himself in that figure, the two other AZ guests are gonna be some random flatbill and Cyril; Lady Z insists that they're just along as friends....

 

[mothman96]

There's also a detail I find thoroughly amusing about his most recent messages, this one included. You might have noticed that instead of inviting The Baes to feast with him at Twigz, Thai Bamboo, or Gander and Ryegrass, Lucas has taken a step down and is now inviting them to Dick's. This is a fast-food chain local to the Northwest that's renowned for paying it's employees well, while still selling cheap, decent burgers; so cheap, in fact, that they can even undercut McDonald's. This is the first time I've seen The Gourmet cut corners on his love quest; his life must be getting truly desperate.
"Come eat a literal bag of Dicks with me, classist!"

GREEDY!!!

Can't remember if it was in a comment he left to a video or it was in 1 of his signs. He said something along the lines if the Gen Z bae goes to eat with him at Dick's it would show she's not a classists.

ETA:
The Freak used to live on Howard St (Pioneer Pathway House) about 2 blocks from Lewis and Clark HS. If you get chance check to see if there are signs at/near the intersection Howard St and 3rd Ave, also Howard and 2nd Ave.

 

[Da Dude123]

I remember Dick's Drive in from my time in the Seattle area. Their food is plenty good. One of the best fast food burgers I have ever had. They had some odd policies, though. Like charging for packets of ketchup, things like that. Great burgers and fries!

So, now Lucas has lowered the bar to offering fast food instead of Twigz or Churchills and now the potential bae must be between 18-20? And of course she better be hot AF. #AOC

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I love how these restaurants like Clinkerdagger, Twigz, Gander and Ryegrass, and Steamplant are key locations in this sprawling lolcow saga and they probably don't even know it.

 

[Twrx]

I wonder if he's aware, or chooses to ignore that Bernie owns 3 homes, and the fact that AOC lives in a ridiculously expensive apartment and drives a Tesla.